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Craig's Wild 'n Wacky Indisputable List of Hella Douche-Bags

Each day I'll endeavor to add several more people to my list of douches. Although the Supreme Decider of Douches has complete editorial privileges and doesn't need to explain his choices to lesser minds, if it so pleases him, he will include a few sentences on why the named man, woman or group is worthy of douche-dom. The Supreme Decider encourages readers to comment on the list, but there is no guarantee he'll read what readers say or care about their opinions.
Age: 29
I am awesome. I am ninja. I have nothing else to do because I am a doctor without a job.

Summa Cum Laude from Harvard College. Rhodes Scholar. Harvard Medical School MD. Credentials don't bring happiness... what brings me joy is making fun of others behind their backs. Don't worry, I doubt Ann Coulter will be reading my blog anytime soon.
Country: United States
Occupation: Ninja, Cabana Boy, Supreme Decid...
Schools: Harvard College, Oxford Universi...
Companies: Foot Clan
Interests and Hobbies: Healing the sick, mending the wounded, and most recently mixing drinks... I really want to be a NINJA, though. Admiring my Howitzers, Drs. Left-Arm and Right-Arm. Making fun of others (but only behind his or her back). Soccer, Red Sox, Pats, Being totally awesome... does anything else matter? Kung Fu, I guess. Damn, I wish I could do that sh!t. The Marines (especially the cute ones). Oh, and Geriatrics (old people are GREAT and don't smell at all).
Movies and Shows: Cops, Cheaters, Most Shocking Videos (and pretty much anything else on Court TV... What can I say? I'm high-brow). Anything on The Military Channel, especially FutureWeapons (that bald dude is badass). The fairy in me likes Project Runway and What Not to Wear (I'm allowed... it comes with the territory, along with fruity, pink alcoholic beverages and wine coolers). Situation Room (despite Wolf Blitzer's unusually large head and *ugh* John King), The Daily Show
Music: Anything that doesn't suck. Absolutely no System of a Down or Insane Clown Posse. Clowns - even insane ones - just aren't that cool. I've just discovered a talented rap group from Newfoundland called Gazebo Unit (G-unit)... they spin a sweet tune called "Trikes and Bikes". Genius.
Books: US Weekly, High Society... that's a book, right? Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard. Slander: Liberal Lies about the American Right by Ann Coulter (no, not really... she's a crazy B!TCH). The unwritten memoirs of my life as a child in my mother's house, as told by my sister, Janys.
Website: http://helladouche.blogspot.com
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helghast123 (1 year ago)
Dr.Douche, just have to say:
Your Wicked
Glad I subscribed
Im now midly entertained
Thank you :3
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sub 4 sub
legendarybod (1 year ago)
You kick ass
mhcpop (1 year ago)
Dr Douche, can u accept as a friend?
I really adore your videos!
I'm Brazilian
jbg42 (1 year ago)
What's up Doc.
Waiting to see more videos from you,hope all is well.John
SMOOTHHTOOTH (1 year ago)
ninja awesome.
blueboyeyes (1 year ago)
Had to have a chuckle at your sniff your balls clip , as a fellow gay male ,im from Australia and yes ive sniffed my sweaty balls after going to the gym, its a very distintive smell and im sure most guys do the old scratch and sniff routine, your a legend man, keep sniffing dude.
johnnyboy7981 (1 year ago)
Hey there kind sir. I am just dropping by to check things out.  Hope all is well. Are you home from Canada yet?
megalosaniac (1 year ago)
What an adorable creature you are. *swoons*
johnnyboy7981 (1 year ago)
So it seems that you have quite the following. I need to be checking out your other videos. Have a great day!
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