Here's Christopher Walken, a cat named "Puss," dancing and singing to the song "A Happy Cat" along side Jason Connery, Sean Con...
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Here's Christopher Walken, a cat named "Puss," dancing and singing to the song "A Happy Cat" along side Jason Connery, Sean Connery's son, in the 1988, direct-to-video children's film, Puss In Boots.
Go ahead, sing along:
"No more cryin' for a crust of bread No more beggin' for a bowl of milk It's trout for breakfast in a feather bed On sheets of silk
Now, I'm walkin' like I'm 10 feet tall Just reach out a paw and catch some birds And I'll never have to creep or crawl, Be kicked or stepped on just because I'm small
I've got my boots and I've got it all
In other words...
You're lookin' at a happy cat, A watch-me-dance, toe-tappy cat, A cat who had a dream that just came true
I got myself a snappy pair of boots I also got a name that suits me
A pair of boots can change a cat From bum into aristocrat No house in town that I can't waltz into
I might drop by the palace for a chat To show the king where class is at
When I sashay into some smart cafe, Each pretty feline will make a b-line For the cat they all adore
Always putting on the dog And livin' high upon the hog
Say, who is that with feathered hat?
A velvet coat and lace cravat?
Soft-shoeing up and down the avenue?
Must be some fancy foreign diplomat
Ah no, it's just a happy cat
I've got a hunch it's no more mice for lunch
From mouse to pheasant -
Won't that be pleasant?
Goose topped off by chocolate mousse I might explode but what the ho - I've still got eight more lives to go
Oh, who'd believe this happy cat Was once a lazy, nappy cat?
With catnaps and with catnip, I am through Can't lie around the fire growing fat There's lots of feats these feet must do
But, just for now, I'll fluff my fur And purr a soft, contented purr Yes, sir, you're lookin' at -
A happy cat!"
Lyrics by Anne Cromwell Music by Michael Abbott
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Doug, Letterman assed out on his comments about Palin's family. If he would have called Obamas kids HOES, what do you think would have happened. It appears to me he is desperate for ratings. No I do not think you know what classy is . Truth Obama was palling around with Bill Ayers and he was a domestic terrorist. Truth Alaska is only 2.5 miles from the USSR. Of course they are islands, not mainland.
Douche bag, I'm not white and 'dragging my knuckles' would result in the skin on my knuckles being chaffed by the non-skid paint on the deck of my yacht. Now, go fuck yourself in the ass and get it ready for my big fat uncircumcised non-white cock. You are typical of a whole society that needs serious correction.
I'm Afraid of Americans - America is God. Is that because TESLA (the Serb) passed through en left all these Goodies, Jet, Car, TV, lights, etc. ad infinitum.
ad infinitum.
(and should be fired, but CNN has no integrity left)
Sincerely,
America
good luck