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5 Most Popular among friends and family..

There's Something About Melissa!
The Last Temptation of Seymour
Crazy Fat Melissa
Melissa of the Dead
Smokers Anonymous

5 Most Popular according to [YouTube] numbers..

The Blow Up Doll
Gay Date Rape Escape
Crazy Fat Melissa
Melissa: Truth or Dare
Sonic Dildo

UPCOMING PROJECTS (4)

1.
Melissa, Interrupted (in works)
What happened after "Melissa's Bad Meat" and before "Crazy Fat Melissa"? Rumored Cast: Doug Conner, John Plowman, Brian Dorton and Danny Schenck

2.
Melissa vs. Seymour (in works)
Cast: Doug Conner, Fritz, Brian Dorton, Angie Kitterman, Jenny Coulter. Melissa seeks revenge on Seymour for a crime against Katrina Lizhope.

3.
Death Becomes Him (in talks)
Cast: John Plowman

4
Untitled Zombie project (on hold)
Rumored Cast: Angie Kitterman, Brian Dorton, Doug Conner, Roy "Bo" Pearl and John Plowman.

randomFILMS: the actors

BRIAN DORTON
appears in:

2010
Melissa, Interrupted (coming soon)
2009
The Last Temptation of Seymour
Suddenly, See More
See More
Knife Party 3
The Shame
Knife Party 2
Knife Party
There's Something About Melissa
Katrina Relief
Finders Keepers
Kentucky Hillary Clinton Massacre
2008
Melissa of the Dead
Sonic Dildo
Melissa Calls In
Melissa: Truth or Dare
Crazy Fat Melissa
SunshineX (currently not on YouTube)
The Gay Date Rape Escape
Get Your Own GD Man!
What's In Ms. Hawthorne's Pocket? (cameo)
Melissa's Bad Meat 2
Melissa's Bad Meat
Burp Cloth
Asleep? (currently not on YouTube)
Cat Scratch Fever
Malpractice
The Blow Up Doll
Happy New Year's Evil
2006
Blood Revenge

DOUG CONNER
appears in:

2010
Melissa, Interrupted (coming soon)
2009
See More
Knife Party
There's Something About Melissa
Katrina Relief (cameo)
Kentucky Hillary Clinton Massacre
2008
Melissa of the Dead
Sonic Dildo (voice)
Melissa Calls In
Melissa: Truth or Dare
Crazy Fat Melissa
The Gay Date Rape Escape
Get Your Own GD Man!
What's In Ms. Hawthorne's Pocket? (cameo)
Melissa's Bad Meat 2
Melissa's Bad Meat
Burp Cloth (cameo)
Cat Scratch Fever (cameo)
Malpractice
Happy New Year's Evil
2006
Blood Revenge (cameo)

ROGER LEWIS
appears in:

2009
Knife Party
Finders Keepers
2008
Whats in Ms. Hawthorne's Pocket? (cameo)
Burp Cloth (cameo)
Asleep? (currently not on YouTube)
Happy New Years Evil
The Blow Up Doll
2006
Blood Revenge

ROY "BO" PEARL
appears in:

2010
Melissa, Interrupted (coming soon)
2009
Knife Party 2
2008
Melissa of the Dead
Crazy Fat Melissa
Gay Date Rape Escape

SEAN KASKY
appears in:

2009
Knife Party 3
There's Something About Melissa
Katrina Relief (cameo)
Kentucky Hillary Clinton Massacre
2008
Melissa of the Dead

KELLI KARL
appears in:

2009
Smokers Anonymous (voice)
2008
Melissa: Truth or Dare
Kentucky Hillary Clinton Massacre
Burp Cloth
Malpractice (cameo)
Happy New Years Evil
The Blow Up Doll

ROBERT KENNEDY
appears in:

2009
Knife Party 3
Kentucky Hillary Clinton Massacre
2008
Melissa of the Dead

THELMA GRANT
appears in:

2009
There's Something About Melissa
Smokers Anonymous
2008
Melissa's Bad Meat 2 (cameo)
Burp Cloth
Cat Scratch Fever (cameo)

DONNA DORTON
appears in:

2009
There's Something About Melissa (cameo)
Kentucky Hillary Clinton Massacre
Smokers Anonymous
2008
Melissa's Bad Meat 2 (cameo)
Burp Cloth
Cat Scratch Fever (cameo)

ANGIE KITTERMAN
appears in:

2009
The Last Temptation of Seymour
Suddenly, See More
See More
Knife Party 3
The Shame
Finders Keepers
Smokers Anonymous
2008
Whats in Ms. Hawthorne's Pocket?

AUSTIN KITTERMAN
appears in:

2009
Knife Party 3
The Shame
Finders Keepers
Kentucky Hillary Clinton Massacre
2008
What's in Ms. Hawthorne's Pocket?

Austin Kitterman (age 13) appears in films that are inappropriate for children, however Austin was NOT present during any filming that involves simulated sexual activity or simulated drug use. Thank you.

CHRIS TILLMAN
appears in:

2009
Knife Party
There's Something About Melissa!
Katrina Relief (cameo)

JOHN PLOWMAN
appears in:

2010
Melissa, Interrupted (coming soon)
2009
The Last Temptation of Seymour
See More

FRITZ
appears in:

2009
The Last Temptation of Seymour
Suddenly, See More
See More
The Shame
2008
SunshineX (currently not on YouTube)