Being extremely bored, having a less-than-stellar webcam and being blessed with a genetic
Being extremely bored, having a less-than-stellar webcam and being blessed with a genetic talent led to this outlandish creation.
*For the perverted, rude, immature and occasionally jealous individuals: I have to approve comments before they're posted. Be wise, please.
*I uploaded this video to publicize an interesting (non-sexual) talent. I had no other intentions.
*Honestly, I don't know why I talk so slow in this video. In reality, I talk normally, just to clear things up. For those of you who readily deemed me to be "retarded", "useless" or "stupid" because of how I talked in this video, BRAVO! CONGRATULATIONS FOR BEING A JUDGEMENTAL ASSHOLE =)
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Added: 2 years ago
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LYRICS:
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LYRICS: I got this little kitty about 2 months back he was the nicest little kitty, now a pain in my crack This little kitty is a ninja, always stalking my feet This little kitty is a warrior you know what I mean
he's an evil little kitty look what he did to my hand tries to get in trouble in any way that he can I could give this cat a toy, but he'd rather have the wrapper and I will always give him water, but he still drinks from the crapper
You could lock him in a closet and he just won't care kitty chews on my shoes and he licks my hair always scratching on my favorite chair and jumping on the couch playing in the window sills and tearing through the house
He's so full of energy and easily amused kitty will attack anything that moves Causing trouble, starting battles just so he could be a little part of he's a meanest little kitty so we named him sparta
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite Hey little sparta what is with all the fight little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite Hey little sparta what is with all the fight little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite Hey little sparta what is with all the fight little bitty kitty wanna bite
Where'd you go are you stalking me? are you under the couch, quite possibly ears laid back so you don't get caught ready to pounce my leg with everything that you got
I know you're probably watching me from across the room concentrating contemplating on attacking me soon You're not invisible kitty, I'm gonna find you first Come out come out before I make things worse
I've seen where you hide and I know where you've been Hey kitty why don't you give in Even if you try to sneak up on me, I'm prepared Cause I've got my safety gear on and I'm not scared
I think I hear a kitty cat under the bed I know your making noises just to mess with my head You can stalk me all you want, but I'm not your pray cause you always seem to find me first, but not today
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite Hey little sparta what is with all the fight little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite Hey little sparta what is with all the fight little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite Hey little sparta what is with all the fight Come on out, I'm gonna get you now
I've got 'em cornered and now he's mine He's not gonna get away this time I'll snatch him up fast before he can blink and then... Aw man! He's asleep in the sink
What is with this cat? I'm confused He's got a bed, but it's never been used In every waking moment, kitty's out for the fight then [fart] next minute kitty's out like a light
How could I let this creature live inside of my home I gotta keep an eye on him when I'm on the phone I'm a little afraid to leave this cat all alone this kitty may destroy everything that I own
Look at him now, I kinda feel bad He's the best little cat that I've had and the one big thing I forgot to mention, was that He wasn't fighting, he just wanted attention
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite Hey little sparta what is with all the fight little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite Hey little sparta what is with all the fight little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite Hey little sparta what is with all the fight showing love, that's all this kitty does
BEHIND THE SCENES If you have a cat, I'm sure you can relate, lol. I originally wrote the song because I didn't want to do a simple talking blog about my Sparta's little biting problem and I also wanted to show my friends back home in Turlock what my new place in Thousand Oaks looks like.. BTW, trying to get a cat to perform for a music video... nearly impossible! lol Thanks for watching : )
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The song, 'The Words I Love You', is in English and Persian and is included on The Arian B
The song, 'The Words I Love You', is in English and Persian and is included on The Arian Band's new album released in Iran. This is an exciting project as it is the first collaboration between Western and Iranian artists.
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Volume 4 of The Pink Floyd Sound, featuring a mix of sound edits from The Floyd's 1969 dou
Volume 4 of The Pink Floyd Sound, featuring a mix of sound edits from The Floyd's 1969 double album "Ummagumma".
Music and sounds by David Gilmour, Nick Mason, Roger Waters and Richard Wright.
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This is my editing of both the 1982 film KOYAANISQATSI and the 1973 album DARK SIDE OF THE
This is my editing of both the 1982 film KOYAANISQATSI and the 1973 album DARK SIDE OF THE MOON, combined as one, along with some of the screen films Pink Floyd used during their tours.
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The excellent Tom Waits song "Ruby's Arms", from the album 'Heartattack and Vine', 1980.
The excellent Tom Waits song "Ruby's Arms", from the album 'Heartattack and Vine', 1980.
Lyrics:
I will leave behind all of my clothes, I wore when i was with you, all I need's my railroad boots and my leather jacket as i say goodbye to Ruby's arms although my heart is breaking, i will steal away out through your blinds, for soon you will be waking.
The morning light has washed your face and everything is turning blue now, hold on to your pillow case there's nothing i can do now, as i say goodbye to Ruby's arms, you'll find another soldier, and i swear to god by christmas time, there'll be someone else to hold you.
The only thing i'm taking is the scarf off of your clothesline, i'll hurry past your chest of drawers and your broken wind chimes, as i say goodbye i'll say goodbye, say goodbye to Ruby's arms.
I will feel my way down the darkened hall, and out into the morning, the hobos at the freightyards have kept their fires burning, so jesus christ this goddamn rain, will someone put me on a train, i'll never kiss your lips again or break your heart, as i say goodbye i'll say goodbye, say goodbye to Ruby's arms.
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