Being extremely bored, having a less-than-stellar webcam and being blessed with a genetic
Being extremely bored, having a less-than-stellar webcam and being blessed with a genetic talent led to this outlandish creation.
*For the perverted, rude, immature and occasionally jealous individuals: I have to approve comments before they're posted. Be wise, please.
*I uploaded this video to publicize an interesting (non-sexual) talent. I had no other intentions.
*Honestly, I don't know why I talk so slow in this video. In reality, I talk normally, just to clear things up. For those of you who readily deemed me to be "retarded", "useless" or "stupid" because of how I talked in this video, BRAVO! CONGRATULATIONS FOR BEING A JUDGEMENTAL ASSHOLE =)
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Added: 2 years ago
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LYRICS:
I
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LYRICS:
I got this little kitty about 2 months back
he was the nicest little kitty, now a pain in my crack
This little kitty is a ninja, always stalking my feet
This little kitty is a warrior you know what I mean
he's an evil little kitty look what he did to my hand
tries to get in trouble in any way that he can
I could give this cat a toy, but he'd rather have the wrapper
and I will always give him water, but he still drinks from the crapper
You could lock him in a closet and he just won't care
kitty chews on my shoes and he licks my hair
always scratching on my favorite chair and jumping on the couch
playing in the window sills and tearing through the house
He's so full of energy and easily amused
kitty will attack anything that moves
Causing trouble, starting battles just so he could be a little part of
he's a meanest little kitty so we named him sparta
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite
Where'd you go
are you stalking me?
are you under the couch, quite possibly
ears laid back so you don't get caught
ready to pounce my leg with everything that you got
I know you're probably watching me from across the room
concentrating contemplating on attacking me soon
You're not invisible kitty, I'm gonna find you first
Come out come out before I make things worse
I've seen where you hide and I know where you've been
Hey kitty why don't you give in
Even if you try to sneak up on me, I'm prepared
Cause I've got my safety gear on and I'm not scared
I think I hear a kitty cat under the bed
I know your making noises just to mess with my head
You can stalk me all you want, but I'm not your pray
cause you always seem to find me first, but not today
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
Come on out, I'm gonna get you now
I've got 'em cornered
and now he's mine
He's not gonna get away this time
I'll snatch him up fast before he can blink and then...
Aw man! He's asleep in the sink
What is with this cat? I'm confused
He's got a bed, but it's never been used
In every waking moment, kitty's out for the fight
then [fart] next minute kitty's out like a light
How could I let this creature live inside of my home
I gotta keep an eye on him when I'm on the phone
I'm a little afraid to leave this cat all alone
this kitty may destroy everything that I own
Look at him now, I kinda feel bad
He's the best little cat that I've had
and the one big thing I forgot to mention, was that
He wasn't fighting, he just wanted attention
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
showing love, that's all this kitty does
BEHIND THE SCENES
If you have a cat, I'm sure you can relate, lol. I originally wrote the song because I didn't want to do a simple talking blog about my Sparta's little biting problem and I also wanted to show my friends back home in Turlock what my new place in Thousand Oaks looks like.. BTW, trying to get a cat to perform for a music video... nearly impossible! lol Thanks for watching : )
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Added: 10 months ago
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The song, 'The Words I Love You', is in English and Persian and is included on The Arian B
The song, 'The Words I Love You', is in English and Persian and is included on The Arian Band's new album released in Iran. This is an exciting project as it is the first collaboration between Western and Iranian artists.
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Added: 2 months ago
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Volume 4 of The Pink Floyd Sound, featuring a mix of sound edits from The Floyd's 1969 dou
Volume 4 of The Pink Floyd Sound, featuring a mix of sound edits from The Floyd's 1969 double album "Ummagumma".
Music and sounds by David Gilmour, Nick Mason, Roger Waters and Richard Wright.
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Added: 5 months ago
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This is my editing of both the 1982 film KOYAANISQATSI and the 1973 album DARK SIDE OF THE
This is my editing of both the 1982 film KOYAANISQATSI and the 1973 album DARK SIDE OF THE MOON, combined as one, along with some of the screen films Pink Floyd used during their tours.
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The excellent Tom Waits song "Ruby's Arms", from the album 'Heartattack and Vine', 1980.
The excellent Tom Waits song "Ruby's Arms", from the album 'Heartattack and Vine', 1980.
Lyrics:
I will leave behind all of my clothes,
I wore when i was with you,
all I need's my railroad boots
and my leather jacket
as i say goodbye to Ruby's arms
although my heart is breaking,
i will steal away out through your
blinds, for soon you will be waking.
The morning light has washed your face
and everything is turning blue now,
hold on to your pillow case
there's nothing i can do now,
as i say goodbye to Ruby's arms,
you'll find another soldier,
and i swear to god by christmas time,
there'll be someone else to hold you.
The only thing i'm taking is
the scarf off of your clothesline,
i'll hurry past your chest of drawers
and your broken wind chimes,
as i say goodbye
i'll say goodbye,
say goodbye to Ruby's arms.
I will feel my way down the darkened hall,
and out into the morning,
the hobos at the freightyards
have kept their fires burning,
so jesus christ this goddamn rain,
will someone put me on a train,
i'll never kiss your lips again
or break your heart,
as i say goodbye
i'll say goodbye,
say goodbye to Ruby's arms.
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