LYRICS:

Cinco de Mayo's a pretty cool day
But not just because it's a Mexican holiday

Or even that it's near the end of finals
Though that's pretty sweet, cause I hate finals

The reason that 5/5 is cool
Is not because the day before Dorks say "May the Forth be with you"

The reason why May 5th is so keen
Is because it's the birthday of Hank Green

So Happy 29 to ya, Hank
And goodbye 28-year-old Haaaank

I hope that your day is awesome
Maybe you'll watch some old episodes of Blossom

Happy 29 to you Hank
And goodbye 28-year-old Haaaank

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