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There's not too much to tell about me as my life is dreadfully boring. I work, play video games, go on the internet, talk on the phone, and that's pretty much it. I like candy, shiny objects, anything that looks remotely random. Even though I tend to be rather mean, moody and critical, I'm really a nice girl who likes stupid, random and sarcastic things. Sarcasm is simply a way of life, and gets me in trouble. A lot. Oh well, it also gives me good stories to tell. I'm an extremely weird person and wonder about things like, "Why do cartoon characters not wear pants, but wear a towel when they get out of the shower?" "Why do most villians have the letters X, Z, V, or S in their names?" "Who decided thongs were a good idea?" "What is up with the Cookie Monster now?!?" "Why must the Cookie Monster cease to eat cookies just because some children eat too many?" "Why does the guy in 'The Sweater Song' (by Wheezer) not wear pants?" and other important questions like these. Conclusion: Oxygen is good. Don't try to understand me.