Mmmmm... Hunky young Bob. Little did he know he was a fine wine and would only get better with age! Rounder and stronger to the taste. Yummmms. Everything else in this video pales in comparison to young Bob.
I cut those stills in at the last second in reaction to having had to look at my grey saggy prematurely aged face throughout the two days of editing this fucker. I know, I know -- cutting them in makes the contrast even worse. What can I say? I like to wallow in those dark revelations. <='[
So like you said, youd edited it. Thankyou, we'd hate to have watehced the make out scenes mentioned in "metabitch & me". I'll stick to zombie canabal scenes
Wow. You do look short in the vid, though, I guess because TAA was our only comparison. Maybe have Cityzen Jane or someone like me(5'6") to compare to next time. ;)
This kid is a Andrew Dice Clay wash-up. He didn't even seen the movie; then he postulates like he has the authority to critique it. His is Intellectually: Lazy, closeminded, and arrogant. Besides, looking at him chomp at a straw suggests some oral fixation from childhood.
In hindsight I probably should have given 5 stars, but I have this huge hesitation to saying anything is perfect. I have to get past that. I hate the 5 star system anyway.
Whats with all this comment replying, eh? A new cyber life for Metabob?
I hardly ever comment, but I know I've rated some of your vids. They only show up by name if you choose the "show your ratings" option on your channel.
Wow I can't believe you both filmed the sasme things-I love the way you answer him like you are active listening-this was so much fun to watch. Is Scotty as tall? Love you MrtaBob!--oh how tall are you?
A certain rat got me suspended and I opened 'bad' but I got 'mad' back and have those goofy videos there- I thought you were 6 feet-someday I'll write to tell you stuff.
If only you'd add me to your friends' list, I'd send you info for silent film events that have no pressure on writers whatsoever. Not even the zombie kind, unless somebody wants to remake Caligari.
Damn I always get suprised at how a persons appearance can change so dramatically over the years.
I saw the Sex Pistols perform on T.V last night, and I was really shocked at how ol' Johnny boy's face puffed up. He looked different.. YOU look different. It's not fair.
I am going to be the ugliest old bastard if I am "lucky" enough to reach your age.
Excellent video Bob. Several laugh lines, especially the end. Let's see some of the cut footage too. That would be interesting as well, even if you dont take the time to properly edit it.
Thanks. Sorry for the slow response; I somehow missed this when it came in. You know, you should do a vlog about the sociology of YouTube, like we talked about.
YT gave taa the chance to meet face to face with a bona fide director/writer/teacher and how does he take advantage of this? by talking about YT and fakesagan. if this assclown had any honest interest in becoming an artist he would take advantage of this opportunity he didn't deserve and learn as much as he could about screenplays, production, directing and how to succeed in the world of art.
Thanks for posting the Aero footage, in particular the Homework Hotline clip. I was in tears from laughing so hard at that. Packard's Last House/Szulkin bit was kinda WTF, though -- some guy a few seats away yelled afterwards something like "Thanks Damon for amusing yourself", which may have been the point. Did you make it to the end of the Horrorthon? I didn't see you, but then again, I was pretty bleary-eyed by then.
No, we left during the "The Beyond," not because we were wore out but because it sucks. I wanted to see "The Children," and would have if there had been enough films between to let me go home and take a nap. Oh well.
Damon Packard is a fascinating character. I may vlog about him sometime.
Okay you're really gonna have to stop showing pics of your 20something self, that first one of you sitting? The hotness. I can't take it. -If you can tolerate this little psycho bitch around, that'd be cool. All the shit I've pulled totally is not your fault.
Well distant, impersonal tolerance is my métier. ; )
You know, I read your blog. You totally misunderstood when I said you should try for "casual relationships." I didn't mean "go get fucked." I meant try not to get so wound up.
It's sexy. I'll look for it on amazon. Your videos remind me that I seriously need a better editing program, but I'm always swayed towards buying other peoples creativity than tools for my own. I could get Sony Vegas or something, but then I could also buy DVDs, books and a model dinosaur.
That was a little bit irrelevant, but maybe you'll enjoy reading it anyway.
Well, to be fair, TheFriendlyGeek has as many subscribers as you and me put together. So what does that tell you, bright boy?
Why don't you and TFG have a race to see which of you can claw your way up to the heights of TAA and CapnOAwesome? Then you'll be a whole quarter of the way to the bottom of the YT top 100, which is the only list that counts if you give a shit about sheer numbers.
I've spoken to him in passing a couple of times at the Cinematheque and at Cinefile, our local cinephile video store. Introduced myself, but didn't get much in response.
His work fascinates me, though. Reaction too complicated for a comment. Maybe a vlog, but who knows when.
Yeah, I usually love his work, but he's sucha whiner. That puts me off. He's all like its the end of cinema. What movies are you into normally Metabob? (Big question, perhaps)
Not at all, directly, since I'm not in the Writer's Guild. But it if goes on very long it will hurt the local economy big time. How that will effect me I don't know.
Pt2.You are YouTubes version of the old bar rat that stumbles in the front door and makes a fool of themselves with every passing moment. Congratulations, if it wasn't you, I'm sure it would some other bitter 12 yr old girl.
LMFAo! Fucksagan you only have many subs b/c there are many ppl who are trashier and dumber than you. Either that or they just wanna laugh at you. Even a high school drop out looks like a genius when compared to brain dead idiots.
I liked the part where TJ got the joke at the improv show. He's like this kid trapped in a huge body:). All his mannerisms: the putting things in his mouth, the shy smile always on his face even when he's insulting you, the way he often has his chin on his hands or his arms folded across his chest, they all belie a certain vulnerability.
it should be pointed out that the "Szulkin" vid Packard cut (which for some baffling reason the Aero staff chose to show) was a 5 year old commisioned project by Sage Stallone, he was paid to do it, not amusing himself. Someone else said something about him being a fatalistic whiner, i tend to ruefully agree with his "end of the world and cinema" perspective
Hey there, DP. I'm trying to stay off YT till I finish my current assignment. But I wouldn't mind conversing with you if you're so inclined. About a week from now.
What was that math equation thing about during the movie? I failed to see why people were up in hysterics (other than the one blonde girl on the left possibly getting it wrong??)
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I'm your second biggest fan.
cigar check
stolen polish beer check
plaayyy
i get the feeling that this version is truer to what actually transpired
your editing is masterful
c'est la vie, fake
you'll find another bitch to suck subs off of
TAA is the reincarnation of Andre the Giant.
not an oral fixation
Yes! Yes, that must be it.
How dyou know what I rated you?
In hindsight I probably should have given 5 stars, but I have this huge hesitation to saying anything is perfect. I have to get past that. I hate the 5 star system anyway.
Whats with all this comment replying, eh? A new cyber life for Metabob?
"Whats with all this comment replying, eh? A new cyber life for Metabob?" No new cyber life. I'll clam up again shortly.
Oh well. As fars I know I haven't gotten any ratings from you on my videos...
Will
Scotty = about the same.
Terroja = head in the clouds, alpine villages perched on his love handles.
Ty for the love -- hey, didn't you used to have videos?
The map is here: it.wikipedia DOT org/wiki/Adamello
Except -- truth in advertising -- I was a maladjusted piece of work.
I saw the Sex Pistols perform on T.V last night, and I was really shocked at how ol' Johnny boy's face puffed up.
He looked different..
YOU look different.
It's not fair.
I am going to be the ugliest old bastard if I am "lucky" enough to reach your age.
Mr. Anderson is everyone's favorite character?? What drugs was THAT guy on?
It looks like you actually had fun. :-)
Sweet ending. ;-P
Your version was much more... Fulfilling?
..Ah w/e, go with it
:p
Sounds like more Crock Pottery.
Clearly he hasn't tried yet, since he's not drowned.
Can you you do one with Shauna now?
:-)
Have a great w/e metabob.
Unfortunately neither one of us can afford cross-country travel.
Are Athiests really Satanists?
That was great.
by talking about YT and fakesagan.
if this assclown had any honest interest in becoming an artist he would take advantage of this opportunity he didn't deserve and learn as much as he could about screenplays, production, directing and how to succeed in the world of art.
he knows it all
his "friends" tell him so
T3H cindy® thinks that he will be content with his underachieving YT "career" and self "published" diary
So are you gonna go see "NotLD 3D" when it opens in Japan?
No, actually even if it's negative. Just be gentle.
No, we left during the "The Beyond," not because we were wore out but because it sucks. I wanted to see "The Children," and would have if there had been enough films between to let me go home and take a nap. Oh well.
Damon Packard is a fascinating character. I may vlog about him sometime.
You know, I read your blog. You totally misunderstood when I said you should try for "casual relationships." I didn't mean "go get fucked." I meant try not to get so wound up.
That was a little bit irrelevant, but maybe you'll enjoy reading it anyway.
Why don't you and TFG have a race to see which of you can claw your way up to the heights of TAA and CapnOAwesome? Then you'll be a whole quarter of the way to the bottom of the YT top 100, which is the only list that counts if you give a shit about sheer numbers.
His work fascinates me, though. Reaction too complicated for a comment. Maybe a vlog, but who knows when.
LMFAo! Fucksagan you only have many subs b/c there are many ppl who are trashier and dumber than you. Either that or they just wanna laugh at you. Even a high school drop out looks like a genius when compared to brain dead idiots.
I could be a teabagger.
Or something.
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