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About Me: Youtube deleted my channel, and this is my page starting over from scratch. I get comics every Wednesday. I'm from New Jersey. I collect DVD's. I am a picky eater. I drink alot of milk and soda, seperate. The way you hear us in our videos is the way we are in person. Sometimes when i type the word ITS on my computer, i mess up and write TIS; and end up sounding like Shakespeare. I went to this highschool called RBR. I had like 2 friends in that highschool RBR. My X-Box Live gamerscore is higher than the amount in my bank account. I enjoy observing awkward situations. I hate shaving. I skateboard to my job everyday. I don't have a good job. I wish I was Vinnie Chase. I love the video game Bioshock. I get my comics at this comic shop owned by famous director Kevin Smith in Red Bank, NJ. I haven't had a bowl of Fruit Loops in years, cause everytime I go to buy cereal I choose something else I love. I don't smoke. I love Dr. Pepper slurpees. I drink alot of soda like; Mountain Dew, Dr. Pepper, Cherry Coke and Wild Cherry Pepsi. I am very good at Wii tennis. I don't want to grow up. People give me a reputation that I don't deserve or have. I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. When I see typical people I get happy that I am nothing like them. On Thanksgiving, I usually take tiny portions of the food available and put it all on bread. I love being scared..but in the sense of haunted houses only. I always wanted to name my first child Indiana Jones until I saw the newest Indiana Jones film, now I want to name my first child anything but Indiana Jones. I shop at thrift stores. When I get depressed, I don't wash my hair for weeks. I wish the video game gods would create a Back to the Future video game. I often reflect upon living out my dreams, but end up watching how it's made instead. I paint. I frequently start laughing mid-conversation with people when there is nothing funny at all. I ALWAYS can't stop laughing at funerals. I recently had a nightmare where the Disney ride Pirates of the Carribean featured Old Greg, it was awesome. My whole life I thought I only liked plain bagels, until my girlfriend gave me an everything bagel. I like Plain and Everything bagels. I write papers for people for money. I don't like wearing pants. In person, if I don't like you, I would refer to you as a steak sandwhich. When I go to Panera Bread and order food, they typically ask for a name to call when the order is up and I usually say Luke or Han. In issue number 2 of Punisher: Dark Reign, it says GBH in the background and I'm convinced it's for Gumby Banging Horses. Ever since I read Marvel Zombies, I feel like they should make zombie versions of everything, especially Star Wars. When I play fighting video games, I tend to do the same move over and over again. I am currently writing my own comic book but I realize that I prefer thinking about this stuff rather than doing it. I hate fighting video games. I have a job where I sometimes need to wear a tie, but I don't know how to tie one. So everytime it's a tie day, I go on youtube and learn how to tie one. I recently played a bartender in a soon to be aired NBC movie called Think Tank. My girlfriend always hears people talking about my videos and when she tells them she's dating the guy who makes them, nobody believes her (especially these two guys she's with right now; Zac and Matt Kiley). If there were a movie based on me, I would like either Paul Rudd or Adam Brody to play me. At 5:41 on March 23, 2009 I ate a cajun chicken quesadilla. When I go to hockey games, I chant for either team to do a Knuckle Puck like in The Mighty Ducks. I dress like I'm 60 but act like I'm 6. I think Old Man Logan is Gods gift to comic book fans. I hate how the people who've made the Call of Duty video games keep making WWII versions. I think they should make an endless timeline videogame with a massive server. One where thousands of people can play online and join opposing sides. If you die you respawn as someone else on the battle field. Armys can range from cavemen with stones to modern warefare shit and depending on how primitive your weapons are, the bigger your army is. I've never had a wet dream.