Taken 6.27.09 in Des Moines, IA. The announcer poo-pooed my suggestion of writing the pronunciation for my last name on the card I was supposed to hand him anyways - twice, even - and then screwed it up. That's the wife and the brotherlet screaming in the background.

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Our wedding ceremony, performed 5.8.09 in Cedar Rapids, IA by Marty Hagge, Justice of the Peace. Editing by Industrial Light & Magic, as the wife claims.

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This is my girlfriend. This is my girlfriend pretending to be a Muppet. Any questions?

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Table Be Round! only on adultswim!


This tables long but it should be round.
King Arthur can't hear a sound.
When the knights gotta talk,
that brothers gotta walk half a freakin block
to be heard!
Can't hear a word cus this table is so absurd.
Us knights got much to discuss, but this tables ridiculous. (Don't be ridiculous!)
Belvedeer can't hear. Yo can you pass me some beer? (Say what?)
It's 20 feet by 80, can't even flirt with the ladies
Better have long arms when your having a meal if you tryin to cop a feel.

We need a new proportion,
To bring our kingdom fortune.
I got an idea that might work for ya,
I'm gonna make this mother circular.
Sir Galahad (yeah?) Percival (yeah?)
Wanna hear others talk? (Hell yeah!)
Bring it in, sit it down,
its like King Arthurs crown:
Table be round. Table be round.

Now with this circulation,
we can have nice conversation.
(Can you hear me now?) (I can hear!) (Holy cow!)
Now make every night say Wow. (wow)
"Now you know that we cannot fail,
when we're looking for the Holy Grail."
360 on the perimeter,
you know hoes like diameter.
(Table be round!)

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Happy Halloween Youtube, here's my review for this Halloween. Enjoy!

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Fleming and John's Really Bad Bootleg Continues with their John Stienback inspired tune The Pearl.

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