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*they pitch tent over old faithful*
Alvin: i'm goin off and find some gold
Dave: Never mind the gold Alvin, just go off and find some water
Alvin: Alvin go find the water, why cant simon find water? why cant theodore find water? always Alvin Alvin this Alvin that, Alvin Alvin Alvin Alvin
*old faithful goes off*
Dave: ALVIN!!!!! Shut it off!!!! SSSHHUUTT IIITTT OOOOOFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alvin why do ya always over do things?!?!?!?!

Actual instructions on the labels of consumer goods:

1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost."
5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do not turn upside down."
6. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
8. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
10. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
11. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
12. On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts."
13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
14. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."