Topic - Barstool Sports: Boston

It’s videos like these that remind you how much it must suck to root for any city except Boston at anything. NOT IN OUR HOUSE! God it’s great to be a a diehard Bruins playoffs fan! Faith rewarded. The full video will be coming out tomorrow.

This kid has to be the biggest pussy in the game right? Hey newsflash bro. There are cameras everywhere. That elbow didn’t even hit you. It hit the cup and the cup grazed your face. Oh you don’t believe me? Look at the tape. I even gif’d that shit. So spare me [...]

We're all good then.

I felt like that was a scene straight out of Bull Durham. I kept waiting for Gronk to pull a Nuke Lalush and be like “umm so do we fuck now?”

Saints vs. Dolphins Beautiful song + beautiful girls? The only way these videos could get any hotter is if Taylor Swift herself was dancing around in a bikini with them. 1 for Saints, 10 for Dolphins

Why did I do it? Because it’s the Cup. That’s why.

Hockey players don't give a fuck about the FCC.

Wi-fi networks at TD Garden tonight. Kane, you’re a weenie, boom roasted. h/t @ChrisKuc

I'm not gonna say I want to see this game more than I want to see game 3, but I kind of do.

Yahoo - Kate Murphy and Sean Dwyer were married on March 30 (here’s the Facebook page). She wore white with a Whalers logo on the train. Dwyer, who grew up a Whalers fan before their relocation to become the Carolina Hurricanes in 1997, wore a green tux with a Whalers logo. The bridesmaids wore [...]

BOSTON (CBS) — Sidney Crosby is boldly going where no hockey player has ever gone before: He’s complaining about an innocuous hit from a hockey game two weeks after the fact, and he’s claiming ill intent. Well, Crosby’s not even doing the complaining himself, leaving his agent, Pat Brisson, to be his mouthpiece. As [...]

All I know is that picturing Jeff smashing windows and screaming obscenities makes me laugh.

Vs. Advantage Benes.

King of the North indeed. Except he’s not dead. - Thanks to Ryan

I haven’t watched this week’s episode yet. Been traveling the globe like a motherfucker. I’m sure it’s a disaster. Angela Rypien’s flight was like 9 hours late so we didn’t have time to do any segments outside the studio/my living room with her. And I did see a quick clip where my computer was basically [...]

Apparently the big issue with them is they need to bring their feminine protection to games

I've said this before: only lunatics eat hamburgers.

Meh. I usually like Fallon’s song parodies more than this. I mean, there are few nuggets in here. “It’s Tom Brady’s show/ Will you play? I don’t think so” and the line about wearing Uggs. But too much Jets and not enough Pats. I mean, would it have busted the wardrobe budget to give [...]

BROCKTON — The father of Brockton’s pint-sized rapper, “Lil’ Poopy” was among 25 people arrested during a massive drug and gun sweep in the city Wednesday. The arrest of Luis M. Rivera, 30, came as the state Department of Children and Families is continuing a second investigation into his 10-year-old son’s home life. Authorities arrested [...]

This is romantic as fuck, it's practically a Nicholas Sparks novel.

Why make it if you aren't gonna use it?

These chicks are hot

Mercury News – A mid-morning stroll in downtown San Rafael nearly turned disastrous when a 93-year-old woman drove backward down a sidewalk, narrowly missing two employees and a dog from Guide Dogs for the Blind.”It was just an unbelievable sight to see something going backwards, barreling down the sidewalk,” said Todd Jurek, a training [...]

Vs. First of all big shoutout to Pure Hockey for giving me the equipment for this bet. It’s going to be put to great use when Big Cat has to wear it for two weeks in the blazing sun after the Bruins win this series. Like yeah this bet is funny ha, ha, but [...]

(Atlantic) — Perhaps more than any segment of the technology industry, gamer culture has had its fair share of sexism problems, so it’s not that surprising that a Microsoft presenter slipped an apparent rape reference into a Monday presentation at Electronic Entertainment Expo, or E3, the biggest video-game conference of the year. During a demo [...]

Well played by the internet here. Short, sweet and to the point. I don’t know what this kid thought he was doing. You got a monster at the plate smashing his bat on the dish begging for a fastball and this kid is fanning himself with his hat out there. Bro get in a [...]

I don't know if you can just stop being black, but between Grown Ups 2 and that layup attempt the ACLU may want to take a peek at Chris Rock.

I'd be in a ball hockey foxhole with that guy any day.

I was fooling myself scribbling JF + JB 4eva in all my binders.

How about this motherfucker? Bashit crazy, but athletic as fuck. Just pulling out moves I didn’t even know existed. Like one second you want to run away and the next second you’re just kind of mesmerized by his aerial attack. Craziest athletic dude in the game by a mile.

I don’t know if this makes me some sort of psycho but I could watch this for 10 hours straight and not get bored. Just watching Belichick rebuff one question after another. For me it doesn’t get much better than this. The absolute height of entertainment. “In all honesty we’ve been in front of [...]

That's the bus for you.

Business Insider - The glamorous dancer girlfriend of NSA whistle-blower Edward Snowden has revealed her devastation at his decision to go on the run without her. Lindsay Mills, 28, who described her boyfriend as “E” and her “man of mystery”, said: “My world has opened and closed all at once. Leaving me [...]

“I thought they were toast that had been left int bakery, caught fire and was disregarded all together” will have to go down as this generations “Do You Believe In Miracles” right? Just an electric call. Elliot Men’s League basketball….It’s Fantastic!

Everytime Tom Hallion rang somebody up last night I got 100 tweets about it. Everybody saying he has the best punch out in the business. At first I kind of thought it was too showboaty. Like somebody put some mustard on that hotodg. But it grew on me during the course of the game. [...]

"Oh my, oh my, oh my!"

Rednecks being rednecks. Never gets old. How about the reaction of the guy who gets punched by his girl? He never looked back once as she storms off. Never even reacted to getting hit. Just stood there like he was alone to begin with. Say whatever you want about him but he played that [...]

Well it’s official. We found the worst person in the history of earth. Seriously nobody has ever deserved to be dead more than her. In fact that’s really the only reason I posted this. I hope she gets so much hate from this that she gets depressed and kills herself. The world would be [...]

Not on this guy’s watch. h/t Mike

Don’t even know what Segal is doing. Don’t want to know. Just drinking it all in. Have a great weekend everybody.

I take it that Jack does not agree with the clown from Yahoo.

Need to know one thing about this story: was there money on the line. That's literally the only thing that matters.