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Huffpo – You might have seen this one coming, folks: Courtney Stodden has a sex tape. The barely legal reality star, who got famous for marrying 52-year-old actor Doug Hutchison when she was just 16 years old, confirmed to E! News that after she turned 18 years old she made a very personal home [...]

Or else you might end up getting run over by a bus.

Bella looks like Lyndon B Johnson on a good day.

And the answer is Floppy Tesouro. Yes I think Floppy is her real name? Anyway I think we found the #1 most fuckable chick on the planet. Just built to fuck and she knows it. 100% pure dick wrecking ability. It’s not just the ass and the body either. It’s the [...]

So “The Biebs” got his ass booed last night at the Billboard Music Awards. My question is when did Biebs become the bad boy of Rock N Roll? Like who the fuck gets booed at the Billboard Music Awards? Nobody right? But there was Beibs dressed in what appeared to be a giant black [...]

Never heard of this Miguel cat till tonight. What an entrance! Just a MASSIVE leg drop on a ho at the Billboard Music Awards. Highlight of the night times infinity.

Nailed it! I like how she thought if she killed the last line it would make up for forgetting all the words. Just letting it rip for the ” Land of the Free and The Home of the Brave!”

I first reviewed King of Kong Fistful of Quarters back in 2008. It still stands the test of time as one of my favorite movies of all time. Well I just noticed that it is actually On Demand right now. I wouldn’t be doing my job if I didn’t at least let [...]

It’s a fucking train crash yo….

And by smashing success I mean the country of Georgia really hates gay people and smashed everything to pieces.

Did Aaron Sabbah go and buy a dildo looking to beat on the mechanic?

The Bruins took advantage of a less-than-stellar Henrik Lundqvist and Brad Marchand played the role of OT hero last night at the Garden as the Bs jumped out to a 1-0 series lead thanks to their thrilling 3-2 win over the Rangers.

Reader Email Pres, Watching some late night HBO and this gem came on… Is this racist? Jon This is from Real Sex right? Which obviously begs the question what type of psycho still watches Real Sex? Like I used to watch that shit when I was 12 and had no other porn options [...]

Watching the vacant stares at the end after their hearts had been ripped out of their chests is a better high than doing drugs.

CALL – 617. 394.8482 (VIVA) In all the excitement of Game 7 I almost forgot we even did this. Pretty fucking funny looking back on it. I think this is here to stay now. Yup the Barstool Rant line will be open for business again tonight. If you got something to say [...]

DONATE TO THE CAMPAIGN Again let me repeat. If you want to join the campaign email paul@barstoolsports.com and prove you can help. Come get papers tomorrow and go get us some freaking signatures. Whoever gets the most by Monday fucking wins a job. Done and done. I’m sick of everybody just emailing and [...]

Being the diehard B’s fan I am there was only one way to get pumped up for tonight’s game and that was obviously by having Rene Rancourt come to the office and sing the national anthem. And no I would not want to be Feitleberg in this comment section right now. Hell I [...]

If I could buy comfort dog rookie cards at Sports Collectibles or Vance’s I’d be all over Eddie and Martin rookie cards. I mean these dogs have Hall of Fame Comfort Dogs potential written all over them. Just born to play the game. Just born to comfort. I’d like to see a cat [...]

Girls, throw him a bone every now and then and wake him up with a blowjob. Not everyday though…don’t want him getting spoiled #AskREL — AskREL (@AskREL) May 16, 2013 Girls, put a small vibe in your ass while he fucks you.Your pussy will feel its vibrating for him. Don’t be afraid of [...]

So tonight is the last episode ever of the Office. Since it’s my favorite comedy show of all time I had to pay homage. Now for me the Office really ended in Season 6 after Jim and Pam got married . Sure there were some good episodes sprinkled in afterwards, but I didn’t even [...]

Frontburner - Richard P. Sheridan, the nutjob who finished fourth in Saturday’s election for the District 13 seat on the Dallas City Council, is mad at me. To hear him tell it, it’s because I didn’t do enough to inform the voters that Leland Burk, who finished second to Jennifer Staubach Gates, is gay. [...]

I don’t want to freak people out or anything but I literally came everywhere when I watched myself posterize Feitleberg in slow motion during this video. The quote was perfect too. “I put em in a cage and I torture em” and then BOOM! Tomahawk Dunk right in the kid’s face. LOVE IT. [...]

Keene – Garret Ean is one of six people named in a lawsuit filed by Keene. Ean and his group of friends call themselves Robin Hood of Keene. They walk the city streets with rolls of dimes and fill parking meters that are about to expire. “We found that people really appreciate it when [...]

If you're going to break out the HR trot on a fly ball to left field you better own that shit and that's exactly what this guy did. Bat toss, pointing at his dugout, the works. I ain't mad at him.

I drive a truck, break arms, and arm wrestle. It’s what I love to do, it’s what I do best. Seriously though you can’t scream like that if you’re just going to go out and get your ass pinned in 5 seconds. Can’t do it. Can’t win with chicks like that. If you’re gonna [...]

And the answer is Diosa Canales who as far as I can tell has only one purpose on earth and that’s to be an absolute fuck machine. Like imagine trying to bang this chick. She’d just rip your dick off your body and leave you there writhing in pain dying in a pool of [...]

Best announcer in the business for a reason....

Reader Email How big of a Hardo is this guy wearing Henrik jersey and spandex to gym? Actually, not sure if hardo is the right word, more like huge queer. I hope the B’s take it right to Queen Henrik and these metrosexual fans. Cue the duckboats -Bruins stoolie in NYC Now in [...]

I keep saying it. If the NFL doesn’t watch out the Lingerie Football League is going to pass them in popularity. Because this is what the NFL is missing. I’m not just talking about tits and ass either. I’m talking about this type of gamesmanship. This type of trash talking. Sports is supposed to [...]

CLICK TO DONATE TO THE CAMPAIGN @reillyadam @stoolpresidente so does that mean he’s back in? $15K won’t go far… — Philip S. Lindsay (@Lindsaywoolguy) May 14, 2013 CLICK TO DONATE TO THE CAMPAIGN I’d like to thank all the Stoolies who donated in the last 24 hours. You spoke loud and clear and [...]

This video kind of sucked but it did have a few things that I love. Southern chicks. Southern chicks in cowboy boots and southern chicks in cowboy boots catfighting each other. That’s good enough for me. And how about the dude in the pink who just gets the shit boxed out of him? [...]

ESPN – Michigan coach Brady Hoke took issue Monday with the way Notre Dame pulled out of its annual football rivalry game with the Wolverines. Hoke told a crowd at the West Michigan Sports Commission luncheon in Grand Rapids that the Irish were “chickening out” of their series with the Wolverines. “We have unbelievable [...]

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Click To Donate To The Campaign I know what people are going to say. No chance that’s the real Jeremy Jacobs. Normally I’d be inclined to agree but the address was the Bruins and I don’t think the credit card would work if it didn’t match the address. Unfortunately we had to refund [...]

In all my years of watching people clap, I’ve never seen a clap game like what this guy brought to the table. In fact it happened so fast in real speed I wasn’t even sure what I was seeing. Had to slow it down to catch it. Dude just mixing in the six [...]

I could bathe in the tears of Leafs fans all night long. I mean look at that guy in the middle. He is literally fainting. I don’t know what this says about me as a person, but his is the stuff that makes life worth living for me.

I got to be honest. I didn’t think this was that good but I needed a blog and a bunch of people sent me it.

Well that video was as unmogullike as it gets. I’m sure people are going to bitch and moan. Well to those people I say look yourself in the mirror. If you didn’t buy a tshirt that’s on you. It’s that simple. And yes El Pres Mayor tshirts may become the new Ball Don’t Lie [...]

And the answer is of course Candice Swanepoel. Still the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world. Like even though these pictures look the same as every other set of Candice Swanepoel in St. Barts pictures I’ve ever posted I never get sick of looking at her. The Candice tingly feeling never [...]

Love it. If more parents treated their kids like this Mother Duck did instead of coddling them every two seconds we wouldn’t have a nation of pussies right now. Teach them to do things on their own and take some risks. Be there to support them, but also make them learn how to [...]

With glasses like that you better have a hurricane tongue.

It’s like 70 degrees, I’m about to go fucking cannonball into summer. Have a great weekend everybody! h/t tomcaronsgoatee

In one short excerpt the entire organizational philosophy that built the dominant team in a league set up to make building a dominant team impossible.

Cop got tossed. No wonder they had to taze the kid and punch him in the back while he was down. That officer’s pride was laying scattered all over the parking lot. Guy got beast moded and I don’t think his self esteem will ever recover. Only option left was to have his partner [...]

Well this story hits close to home.