Topic - What Would Tyler Durden Do

It turns out that Paris Hilton has a pretty good reason to be hanging out at the de Grisogono cocktail party and Roberto Cavalli’s yacht party with her boyfriend River Viiperi – she’s a music superstar. Anyone who was hoping her forgotten 2006 album, “Paris”, would be her only attempt to pretend she was an [...]

There are a couple phrases to listen for when you want to be sure somebody in Hollywood has absolutely nothing going on. The first is, ‘I’m currently in the studio’. ‘Currently in the studio’ is akin to ‘I’m about to be hired’. It doesn’t really mean much. Might as well say ‘I’m running for President’. [...]

Here’s a word that’s been badly bastardized. Stripping. I don’t know about you, but if I paid good money as best man at a bachelor party to a stripper to strip in our hotel room and she got down to her bikini and stopped, I’d call the Better Business Bureau. Or whoever you call when [...]

I’ve seen Vanessa Hudgens naked before, so unless this video was two and half minutes of more leaked cell pictures there was just no way that I was going to be impressed. And I wasn’t. I know it’s suppose to be based off of Spring Breakers,which was weird in an awesome kind of way, but [...]

Back in February, rapper Lil Wayne, AKA Dwayne Michael Carter Jr., made an appearance on Future’s song, “Karate Chop” – heard here with excellent Twerking visual – and he pissed a lot of people off when he included this line: “Pop a lot of pain pills, ’bout to put rims on my skateboard wheels … [...]

Yesterday as a result of Gwyneth Paltrow going commando at the Iron Man 3 premiere, I pondered what the simultaneously stuck-up and yet self-effacing Gwyneth’s lady bits looked like. I placed my bets on a nicely waxed well kept triangle. I was wrong. Because on Ellen, The World’s Most Beautiful Woman said she “works a [...]

A.J. Clemente, the news anchor from North Dakota who was fired because he was terrible at his job, was on Letterman last night and Jesus, check out his mole. He tongued it a couple times and it looked like a gecko trying to drink dew from its eye. It was fascinating. AJ. I couldn’t take [...]

There is a Dove commercial that’s gone viral in which “normal” looking women talk about how looks don’t really matter…except that looks are everything. The ad states that pretty much the most important factor in how a woman is perceived is her appearance but that she shouldn’t be judged by her beauty…except that she needs [...]

DSILF, (Disney Star I’d Like To Fuck), Selena Gomez managed to simultaneously sing her shitty song Come ‘n’ Get It and piss off one of the world’s oldest religions when she wore a Hindu bindi during her MTV Movie Awards performance. The singer, who is Latino, wore a red beaded bindi in the middle of [...]

Former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher passed away yesterday at the age of 87 after suffering a stroke in her hotel room, and singer Morrissey couldn’t wait to let the world know how much he hated this specific dead woman. In a brief essay for The Daily Beast, the man who penned “Margaret on the [...]

Nino Brown is a free man…well, sort of. You will recall that the To Wong Fu Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar star was put in jail in 2010 for not filing his tax returns. He’s been remanded to The New York Community Corrections Office who will keep Blade caged up at his house until July [...]

Shit flows downhill I guess. Beatings from stronger to weaker. Chris Brown whooped up on Rihanna because he’s a pussy who hits women when he’s angry. Rihanna hits Michael Cera because he weighs less than seven stones. At least Rihanna is getting paid for her bitch slap. Which makes her smarter and less of a [...]

Miley has a new song, a collaboration with the tattered remains of what use to be Snoop Dogs street cred called Ashtrays and Heartbreaks. It actually seems to be getting good reviews. Which means I must be missing something here because I think it’s an absolute train wreck. I’m sure the ashtrays are suppose to [...]

Take it for what it’s worth, but I once heard from a guy who heard from a doctor of a 1980′s NBA Baller who says that it was not so uncommon rumor that Magic Johnson (and Michael Cooper) dabbled in bisexual party times during the Showtime era. Now, you can call retrospective triple hearsay exactly [...]

I dig Lily Cole. She’s a redhead (a nearly sure sign that someone’s down for butt sex, trust me) who likes to show her boobs. Fuck what some feminists say, women have as much right to show off their tits and be sexual as they do to wear turtlenecks and save themselves for the one [...]

A female teacher getting caught banging one of her young male student bodies isn’t the news it used to be. Maybe America’s just getting desensitized (or maybe it’s just getting more awesome!). These days, many lady teachers who get caught diddling their young students completely forgo the ‘I’m so sorry’ tearful apologies and go straight into [...]

While it’s fun to make fun of Justin Bieber’s current mini-meltdown, as he runs around London shirtless and plays “Hold me back” with his giant bodyguards in front of the paparazzi, the guy actually came from humble beginnings by showcasing actual talent. He worked his ass off while his single mom supported his dream, and [...]

It’s easy to forget sometimes that women have tits. I know I’m guilty of this, as are most men. You’re looking a woman square in the face and she has to remind you, ‘Yo, dude, quit making eye contact and look down there. God gave me tits, you know.’ 18 going on 47 fame whore [...]

We’ve all heard that Lil Wayne is sick, but did you know that infinitely better rapper Tone Loc is also sick? The great Tone collapsed onstage from an apparent seizure about the same time as Lil Wayne. Like LW, the cause has not been disclosed. I’m not sure why God seems to be striking rappers [...]

Leann Rimes is slightly different than some of her ‘done gone crazy’ musical peers in so much as she can actually sing. Unfortunately for Leann, that only kind of makes her seem crazier. When shitty singers with over the top acts covering their shitting singing go nuts, it takes years to tell often. There’s all [...]

I don’t know if its because I’m possibly gay or because I’m definitely incredibly racist but Halle Berry does absolutely nothing for me. That’s why it shocks me to hear people talking about her appearance on Leno last night. Mostly because I didn’t know people still watched Leno and like every other guy on the planet I take it as a [...]

Somewhere down in South America, the masses are still mourning the death of Hugo Chavez, which is weird considering how badly he fucked up his own country, but, meh, sometimes people are just dumb when they remember the dead. Cases like Chavez, where people mourn somebody more than the person deserves to be mourned, happen a [...]

E. L. James, the shitty author of the series of “erotic” novels Fifty Shades of Grey, is now giving lessons on writing. These books have sold millions of copies to bored middle-aged women in the suburbs so they can flick their beans their husbands have long since left to wither on the vine. James has [...]

With everyone from George Stephanopoulos to David Stern shitting on him, NBA legend Dennis Rodman retreated to his natural element of HPV and Whitesnake songs at a strip club when he returned from North Korea. The Worm has tried to tell people that North Korean dictator and half-man/half-potato Kim Jong Un is a good guy, [...]

There is a new White House petition to change the national anthem to R. Kelly’s Ignition (remix). The song about going to the club, drinkin’, ridin’ in a stretch Navigator, and gettin’ yo freak on has already garnered 4300 signatures. The current anthem was written by Francis Scott Key after watching a flag in Baltimore [...]

Middle-aged lesbian Justin Bieber received a cold reception from his Limey fans when they booed him at a London concert. Why would his dedicated fan base of overweight menstruating girls and closeted boys jeer their ferret-faced idol? He was two fucking hours late for his show. Like a typical teen pop star douche nozzle he [...]

“According to Britain’s “The Sun” newspaper, producers want the singer to work on music for the films the way Shirley Bassey did, who sang various songs for Bond movies, including “Diamonds Are Forever”, “Mooraker” and “Goldfinger.” Adele drives me wild for some reason. They say when you’re going after a big girl you should focus on one [...]

Marc Anthony probably got sick to shit of seeing Jennifer Lopez having sex with, and buying Range Rovers for, her 20-something gay backup dancer So he decided to top her by picking up 22-year old Chloe Green, the chunky big boobed heiress to the British Topshop clothing store fortune, and he took her to Disneyland with [...]

In case you need proof that Scottish people are angry, violent and all-around fantastic, someone at One Direction’s show last night in Glasgow hit Harry Styles in the balls with a shoe. The boy band took a break between horrible songs to moisten their female fans’ panties, when someone chucked a shoe at the stage. [...]

It’s only fitting that on the anniversary of Johnny Cash’s birth, we’d be reminded that the state of music in America is equal to the toilets of a truck stop Taco Bell. Leading this current bowel movement to turn this country’s children into quasi-retarded, spoiled fame whores is rapper and father-to-be Kanye West, who unleashed [...]

Any sympathy I was going to fake for 37-year-old country singer Mindy McCready, who died yesterday in Heber Springs, Arkansas, after “what appears to be a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head” went right out the window with this Daily News headline… Troubled country music star Mindy McCready, 37, kills her dog and then commits [...]

Wait, did I just accidentally imply that Genevieve Morton was every bit as hot as Kate Upton? Because that was before reader Tim emailed a video of Kate dancing in a new ad for Skullcandy. So really this is Tim’s fault. I guess Tim thinks he’s on some kind of vacation and can just [...]

Few things are more subjective than comedy; to some, ‘Arrested Development’ is hilarious, while others like it when a transvestite stabs a girl to death in a shower. According to the Daily News, Alfred Hitchcock was the latter. It is one of the most critically-acclaimed horror films in cinematic history, but Alfred Hitchcock says he was [...]

If a movie about the White House being attacked by terrorists with only one bad-ass left behind to save everyone sounds good, you’re in luck, because there’s two of those exact movies coming out soon. ‘White House Down‘ has Channing Tatum blankly starring at things while rescuing President Jamie Foxx, while the more dramatically named [...]

English actress Emma Rigby is in Miami today filming a movie called ‘Plastic’, and, FUN FACT, Emma is married to Alfie Allen from ‘Game of Thrones’ (this guy), who is Lily Allens little brother. So, if you know her song “Alfie“, where she’s worried that her little brother will never get laid because all [...]

This is what I was hoping 3D TV would be more like, instead of just people lunging at the screen with a plastic knife in their hand. source = gawker

Last night at the Golden Globes, while accepting the Cecil B. DeMille lifetime achievement award, it seemed as if Jodie Foster might finally come right out and tell the world that she’s gay (starting at the 1:37 mark in the video above): “So, while I’m here being all confessional, and uh, I guess I just have [...]

Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig were horsing around last night at the Golden Globes while on stage to present the award for Best Girl Actor (video here), but Tommy Lee Jones doesn’t have time for their nonsense. If you say you’re gonna watch a movie, you better watch that fucking movie, or Tommy Lee [...]

We’re finally done with the server migration stuff, meaning that, after a very long time, the site will actually be back at full speed on Monday. I know the site has kinda sucked lately, a lot of that is my fault and I apologize. Things are about to get better. But for today let’s at [...]

Gwyneth Paltrow spent New Years Eve on stage with Jay Z (and her husband Chris Martin) at his concert in Brooklyn, and she’s so separated from real life that this will probably become one of her tips. “Take a jet from your house in London (or Paris or Tokyo, wherever your house is) and go [...]

According to sources who are LeAnn Rimes, LeAnn Rimes was completely sober Wednesday night when singing a duet with 13-year-old Carly Rose Soneclar on the X-Factor. The source goes on to say that the problem, even there even was one (the source is skeptical), was that LeAnn was too thoughtful and considerate to out-sing the [...]

The really amazing thing about this video from a park in Montreal of an eagle trying to grab a kid to eat is that the kid was a student at that school in Connecticut, and his parents moved to Canada this weekend because they thought it was safer. Actually I just made that up [...]

On Friday morning, Ke$ha’s song ‘Die Young’, her first single from her terrible new album ‘Warrior’, was up to number 3 on the Billboard Hot 100, but then the shooting in Newton, Connecticut, happened, and suddenly some radio stations realized they were playing a song about how cool it would be to die young. So [...]

It shouldn’t be surprising that Paul Mccartney fucking killed it last night when he filled in for Kurt Cobain and played with Dave Grohl, Krist Novoselic, and Pat Smear, the 3 surviving members of Nirvana who haven’t played together in 20 years, at the concert for Hurricane Sandy relief at Madison Square Garden, but it [...]

Russell Crowe holding a doll, Michael Shannon in a ‘Gears of War’ commercial, Zack Snyders super fast then super slow bullshit; it’s all here thanks to the release of the the first full trailer for ‘Man of Steel’, which follows the tone set by the Dark Knight trilogy and Megamind and shows us a [...]

‘Oblivion’ is set on earth 60 years after a cataclysmic attack, and if we had Wall-E technology it was destroyed because now Tom Cruise has to do that job. He and some girl are all that’s left, and she warns Tom Cruise not to take any chances. He immediately takes some dangerous chances, and some [...]

Olivia Newton-John, well, is alive, for one, so the surprises are all downhill from here, but has a Christmas album coming out, and today she released the first single, a duet with John Travolta. And if dancing with his ‘Grease’ co-star was supposed to make him look less gay, it did not work. At all. [...]

Next year I’ll get to double the amount of not watching Seth MacFarlane because he’s recorded a guest spot for an episode of ‘the Simpsons’, playing a character that Marge meets online. They arrange to meet IRL; he thinks they’re gonna do it, she thinks they’re gonna bake cupcakes (wah wah). All they needed [...]

If you’re like me, you’re a god-like 6′5″ with eyes as deep and blue as the ocean. More to the point, lingering health issues have kicked your ass for the past 2 days while Lindsay Lohan was at her Lindsay Lohanist. After formally being charged with lying to police in Santa Monica about her car [...]