Topic - Cele|bitchy

Miguel nearly decapitated some poor woman at the Billboard Music Awards. [Dlisted] Marion Cotillard looked cute at the Cannes Film Festival. [LaineyGossip] Princes William & Harry made a joint appearance today. [Pop Sugar] This is the freakiest GIF ever. [Buzzfeed] God, Ian Somerhalder is SO creepy. [Go Fug Yourself] Is Jesse Eisenberg being a d-bag [...]

Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart came out for the Billboard Music Awards. She performed with Pitbull they did their new song, which… have you heard it? It sucks. Much like Gwyneth Paltrow and Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer is totally stuck at the height of her fame circa 2000-01. That’s how she dresses too – check out [...]

These are maybe-probably the last photos of David Beckham playing professional soccer/football ever. On Saturday, David played his last game (probably) with Paris Saint-Germain in Paris, while his entire family watched from the stands. I keep saying “maybe” because PSG has one more game left in the season, but it’s an away-game and the coach [...]

Here are some new photos of Kim Kardashian and her mother, Lucifer’s Homegirl, out and about in LA yesterday. Kim doesn’t look too bad here – her clothes are still too tight, but I don’t feel like her unborn child is being smothered by ten layers of maternity Spanx at least. There is one really [...]

We only have so much space for titles, so here’s the full quote from Kirstie Alley, who was told by the interviewer that she paved the way for plus-sized actresses and was joking in her response – I think. She said “If I had something to do with more full-figured women being in mainstream and [...]

Ah, I forgot that The Bling Ring is premiering at Cannes. And it’s happening today! These are some photos from The Bling Ring photocall just a short time ago. Sofia Coppola looks especially cute, I think, but doesn’t she live in France most of the time? So of course she knows how to dress for [...]

The first trailer for the new season of Arrested Development! There’s an ostrich, but where’s Franklin Delano Bluth?! [Pajiba] Sienna Miller in pale blue Matthew Williamson at the BAFTAs. [Pop Sugar] Richard Branson does drag for some kind of bet. [Dlisted] Prince Harry had fun at the Warrior Games & he used a Porto-Potty! [LaineyGossip] [...]

Lana Del Rey covers the June issue of Canada’s Fashion magazine to promote herself, I guess. Okay, that was probably a little bit harsh. Lana does actually hold a bit of relevance lately since one of her songs, “Young and Beautiful,” appears on The Great Gatsby soundtrack. You can hear the song here, and to [...]

Much like my newfound love for Chris Pine, Henry Cavill’s Man of Steel promotional tour is winning me over. I’ve always found Henry hot but bland. Vanilla with no swirl, you know? But they’re letting Henry come out of his shell a bit, and what is being revealed is rather lovely. He’s humble, he’s dorky, [...]

Kanye West was ATTACKED! By a sign! Yes, he was mercilessly assaulted by a “Wrong Way” sign that was part of some parking garage or something. Kanye was with Kim on Friday, checking out some real estate and then going for lunch. According to TMZ, Kanye was attempting to “duck his head” to avoid getting [...]

God help me, but these Benedict Cumberbatch photos are doing it for me. I’ve been slightly disappointed with his “look” for the Star Wars Into Darkness promotional tour – he’s been wearing a lot of beautifully cut black suits, and his dark Sherlock hair has been slicked back, and it’s all very… funereal and not [...]

Holy crap, Gravity looks kind of amazing. Just think, Angelina Jolie could have been playing Sandra Bullock’s part. [Pajiba] Gwyneth Paltrow is snotty when she gets loaded, no surprise. [LaineyGossip] I would love it if Prince Harry & FLOTUS played strip billiards. [Dlisted] Robsten got pap’d in NYC. Fascinating. [Pop Sugar] The Law & Order: [...]

I didn’t think much about John Krasinski until I saw him in Promised Land with Matt Damon. Damon can get me to watch anything, and maybe Krasinski seemed hotter just by being in proximity to Damon, but I also noticed what a solid actor he is, and how easy he is on the eyes. He [...]

Yesterday, Jennifer Aniston did an event for her latest side-project/endorsement/investment deal, Living Proof. That’s the MIT-created haircare line she invested in, takes a percentage from, and is the face of. We don’t have photos of her at the event, but you can see them here. Hilariously, her hair looks really flat and thin in those [...]

Is anyone else getting kind of obsessed with Benedict Cumberbatch’s mouth? I know his beautiful almond-shaped eyes are wildly popular amongst the Cumber Collective, but we need to start making his beautiful lips into a thing. Anyway, Star Trek Into Darkness opens in the UK tomorrow, but American Cumberbitches won’t get to see it until [...]

Here is an image from Kate Moss’s latest endorsement/modeling gig for St. Tropez self-tanner. There’s another image – a butt shot – which I’m not including, but you can see here. I wouldn’t think Kate would want to associate herself with something as low-brow as a self-tanner, but when you think about it, Kate does [...]

You know how I really don’t like to cover the true-crime stuff, right? I guess I’m missing that (oh so American) gene of “enjoying the minutiae of endless, highly publicized court cases”. But we covered some of the Amanda Knox stuff, so let’s talk about Jodi Arias. Jodi Arias was accused of killing her ex-boyfriend [...]

Sigh… Year of Cumberbatch!!! Steady on, Cumberbitches, we will need to defend him for months and months to come. Benedict Cumberbatch has been giving more and more interviews to promote Star Trek Into Darkness, and aren’t you kind of amazed that he hasn’t said anything super-bitchy yet? Maybe his publicist told him to try not [...]

Yesterday we saw the amazing, sad but funny interview with Charles Ramsey, the Cleveland man who is being lauded as a hero for rescuing three kidnapped women and a child being held captive in his next door neighbor’s home. Ramsey described to a news crew how he kicked out the front door of the home [...]

On Sunday we discussed the dash-cam videos from Reese Witherspoon’s arrest – the first videos came out last Thursday, but then on Friday night, even more videos became available. My takeaway is that Reese was either A) drunk, a great liar, obnoxious and bitchy or B) not all that drunk, a great liar, possibly pregnant, [...]

Note: These photos show Justin Bieber performing in Stockholm, Sweden on 4/22 instead of at the Dubai concert discussed in this story. Justin Bieber’s international tour of terror continues into the glimmering desert oasis known as Dubai. According to a tipster on Reddit, Bieber has raised a real ruckus on the way to his Sunday [...]

Here are some new photos of a leather-clad Viking having lunch with a “female friend” (those are Fame/Flynet’s words) in New York on Saturday. Alexander Skarsgard looks hot, right? The leather jacket seems kind of costume-y on him, but overall, he looks pretty good. I wonder who the friend is? I’m sure the Skars-loonies know. [...]

OK, the Georgia State Police have released more of the dash-cam videos of Reese Witherspoon’s arrest and OH MY GOD. I know various people have brought up this conspiracy theory before, but seriously… how do we really know that Reese was drunk? I don’t think she was. At one point, the arresting officer alludes to [...]

I’m not sure if you Cumberbitches are sort of Batched-out or what, so I’m not expecting a ton of interest in this post, but I felt like covering it all the same. Benedict Cumberbatch was a guest on Graham Norton’s show this weekend, along with Chris Pine and Kim Cattrall. Benedict wasn’t totally amazing on [...]

Reese Witherspoon’s GMA interview yesterday seemed to inspire mixed feelings from most people. I think many of Reese’s fans will be able to forgive her transgressions and they’ll eventually see her as the same old bubbly, blonde sweetheart. Maybe the only thing Reese won’t be able to get away with – for a while, anyway [...]

I love Aaron Paul of “Breaking Bad,” bitches. He’s so lovely, he’s such a talented actor and the real guy is decent, smart, funny and interesting. In interviews he’s hilarious. (See this interview where they showed footage of him on The Price is Right about 16 years ago. I just watched it again and got [...]

Does Gwyneth Paltrow still have the ability to shock you? At this point… not so much. For me, the “Goop Too Far” was her story about “everybody scrambling for a razor” when she tried on the Berardi dress without panties. Meaning that Gwyneth now promotes her films by talking about her the size and hirsuteness [...]

Ireland Baldwin continues to post adorable adorable photos of herself on her Instagram account, which sort of makes up for the slightly disturbing

I was pleasantly surprised by the reaction to my admission yesterday that I don’t always find Chris Pine repellent. Shock! I actually think Chris looks really sexy and quite dashing with this beard, and he’s aging really well. He doesn’t seem so much like a Hollywood pretty boy trying to be a big boy. He [...]

Drew Barrymore was a guest on French chef Eric Ripert’s cooking show, On The Table. She was there to shill her new wine, Barrymore Pinto Grigio, which has received mixed reviews. (Some of the positive reviews on wine.com seem fake to me in that the reviewers have only commented on that one wine.) She also [...]

Here are some photos from last night’s Olivier Awards in London. The Olivier Awards are – I think? – a lot like the Tony Awards in America, as in they are prestigious theater awards. Any number of celebrities were at last night’s awards, including Helen Mirren, Lara Pulver (Sherlock’s Irene Adler), Matthew Morrison, Kim Cattrall, [...]

Duchess Kate has been working so much lately! Whenever I see a new story or photos from a new appearance, I always think “Wow, her maternity leave is going to last for a really long time.” It’s like she’s trying to get a bunch of stuff done really quickly because there’s going to be a [...]

I’m sure this will bring a flurry of complaints (Sarah Palin is throwing a hissy on Twitter already), so let me try to head off some of the bigger complaints here at the start: every president, Republican or Democratic, goes to the annual White House Correspondents’ Dinner. The president is required to make a speech, [...]

It’s always a special occasion whenever CB allows me (under threat of slut-shanking if I step out of line – DON’T HURT ME!!!!) to cover anything related to her one and only Forever Dong, Matt Damon. I’m still not sure how I’m being allowed to do it today. Maybe the slut-shanking is coming and it’s [...]

Yesterday’s post about Gwyneth Paltrow’s stunningly tacky dress at the LA premiere of Iron Man 3 was one of our biggest posts of the day. It seems that everybody wants to talk about Goop these days, probably because Gwyneth will NOT SHUT UP and she keeps doing, like, Kim Kardashian-level stunts. I guess I have [...]

Oh, will you look at this. It seems like Tom Hiddleston was in LA last night for the premiere of Iron Man 3. Do you think Tom/Loki has a cameo in IM3? I wonder…? It could just be that Tom is part of the Marvel universe now, so he comes out to support all Marvel [...]

Last week, we saw the images from Beyonce’s new collaboration/endorsement deal with H&M. She’s the face of their summer collection, and she stars in a print and commercial campaign which has already launched. We saw the print ads already, as I said, and now the first commercial has just dropped. Like the print ads, this [...]

When I watched American Idol early this season I was impressed with how “nice” Mariah Carey was at that point, especially compared to Nicki Minaj, who was a real bitch, and not the funny awesome kind like us. I recently caught an episode from two weeks ago, (when Candice killed it singing the Cure’s Lovesong) [...]

I’m going to dispense with the formalities in quick order, so hang tight. Here’s the bad news — 20th Century Fox has decided to remake Guys And Dolls, which originally starred Frank Sinatra and Marlon Brando. The good news? Joseph Gordon-Levitt has been tapped for the Sinatra role while Channing Tatum has been allegedly reserved [...]

I really like all of the discussion about how Reese Witherspoon can attempt to “come back” from her arrest and image crisis disaster. LaineyGossip suggested that Reese would be smart to give People Magazine a series of exclusives to reinforce her “down-home church-going soccer mom” image, and I’m sure those are coming. I think Reese’s [...]

Since getting married, Duchess Kate has only made a handful of public speeches. I was looking through our archives to figure out how many, and I think she’s only really made three (not including this one I’m discussing) speeches as a married woman. And I have no idea why I’m delineating between “Unmarried Kate” and [...]

Here are some photos of Benedict Cumberbatch in Bristol, England on Monday, where he was preparing to shoot some scenes for Sherlock. I’ve been able to see some SPOILER-tastic images and I hope this won’t be too much of a spoiler, but apparently a wedding is being filmed for the new season. And to soothe [...]

These are photos of Winona Ryder looking tiny and doe-eyed at the premiere of The Iceman in LA yesterday. The film stars Michael Shannon as a contract killer for the mafia who lives the facade of a devoted family man. It’s based on “The true story of Richard Kuklinski, the notorious contract killer and family [...]

This is just a post for a hodge-podge of Gwyneth Paltrow stuff. First up, Gwyneth has introduced yet another item on her Goop site. Gwyneth has been adding special Goop items left right and center these days, but this particular item was not for the wealthy peasant wanting a $500 sweater. This particular item was [...]

Katherine Heigl has a new movie coming out this week, have you heard? It’s not a good sign that I work as a gossip blogger and this is the first time I’m hearing about it. Or maybe I just tuned it out. The film is called The Big Wedding and (before seeing the trailer) it [...]

Several weeks ago, Jeremy Irons caused a major kerfuffle during an interview with HuffPo. He was asked about his thoughts on the gay marriage debate (which was being discussed a lot at the time because of the Supreme Court cases). Irons went off, mid-interview, on some insane tangent about property rights and incest, and when [...]

In last week’s Man of Steel post, I didn’t just cover the new Man of Steel trailer (which looked pretty good), but I also showed you guys the teaser/viral video of General Zod speaking directly to the citizens of earth. I mentioned that I thought it was a particularly smart way to promote a film, [...]