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Direct from the mysterious Brazilian rainforests, see the Amazing Giant Amazon River Rat! Captured by pygmies out of the darkest depths of Amazonia, a rodent of such massive girth it takes gallons of water to keep this beast hydrated. You'll be amazed, you'll be terrified, you may even go crazy when you see the Amazing Giant Amazon River Rat! Measuring an impressive 4 feet in length and weighing in at 100 pounds this Wild Animal's freakish existence can be witnessed alive and this very minute for just one thin dollar...

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2009 Broadway mix 'n' mash-up spanning from the morning Tony Awards rehearsal at Radio City to the be-in celebration at the Tavern On The Green that night... brought to you by the letter E, and the lady, Jess.

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Dimitri The Stud's core is stemmed from two authentic voicemail messages that were sent to a woman named Olga from a Greek stud that approached her outside of a club one night. The stud in question -- Dimitri. As Olga and her girlfriends awaited taxi home, Dimitri, bolting from the door of the club in a hurry to "get the heck out of there," was stopped at the vision of Olga and without hesitation, he walked up to her. Without acknowledging that her girlfriends even existed on the same planet as them, The Stud told Olga that she was extremely beautiful. He called her elegant. And after a few more sly adjectives, he was somehow able to coax a card from dear Olga with her number on it, before he flew away.

This is the first of two actual voicemails that Dimitri left Olga, accompanied by Eric (brotha E) Anderson's interpretive reenactment. Billed by many as, The Douchiest Phone Messages In History.

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Dimitri's follow-up call to Olga.
A continuation of The Douchiest Phone Message In History.

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Eric Anderson presents Dimitri's THIRD voicemail to Olga (made on his new 16 GB iPhone 3G)...

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Eric Anderson with yet another take on a Shel Silverstein classic.

Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too,
Went for a ride in a flying shoe,
"Hooray!"
"What fun!"
"It's time we flew!"
Said Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too.

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Eric Anderson tells of "The Battle" from Shel Siverstein's, WHERE THE SIDEWALK ENDS.

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brotha E recites a poem from Shel Silverstein's WHERE THE SIDEWALK ENDS.

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