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Yes, I prerecorded the audio portion for better quality and easier video editing. So it is my voice singing... both voices actually.


Lyrics of "Like a Chino - By Nam"

All the asians can do kungfu
baby let me show u how i do(Like a chino)

sit back bounce in my honda
listen to trance ya we do it like what

(like a) like a chino

side to side
hand together side to side
hand together side to side
hand together side to side (i bow like a chino)

all up in the club rollin' deep
lookin for some chinese
we on the creep
I need a good girl not a freak
Wont find them at the dance floor so don't sleep

damn i like you, and you too but i wanna do some calculus
shes my type lets get it on, make some rice then take her back to the nail salon
but right now i'm on the move
show this little geisha how a ninja grooves

I don't do a whole lot just enough
at least i keep these hands together
like this and like that
all the girls know where the real brains at
you could find us way in the back of the club
watching girls dance and rave to the techno

[chorus]
i bow like a chino
side to side
hand together side to side
hand together side to side
hand together side to side (i bow like a chino)
(x2)
like a chino

i'm yellow i get down
the girls love the way i bow
5 foot 6 with some meat -- chicken ramen noodle is what I eat

i'm lookin real chinky i'm so asian
gotta stay lean if you know what i mean

pockets full of yen and US dollars
look into my eyes if you can actually see them

let me do my dance you do yours
shakin what you got til you're sweating out your pores

just like that ya i like that

I eat dogs but I won't eat cats
hey DJ won't u play that same track
(wind it back) i can bow to that

now she wants me
and i aint going home single cuz (i bow like a chino)
side to side
hand together side to side
hand together side to side
hand together side to side (i bow like a chino)
(x2)
like a chino

All the asians can do kungfu
baby let me show u how i do(Like a chino)

Sit back bounce in my honda
we listen to trance yea we do it like what

All the asians can do kungfu
baby let me show u how i do(Like a chino)

Sit back bounce in my honda
we listen to trance yea we do it like what

[chorus]
i bow like a chino
side to side
hand together side to side
hand together side to side
hand together side to side (i bow like a chino)
(x4)


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Download mp3 at http://www.smoothe.tv

Comedian Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E

CREW
Executive Producer: Eric Schwartz (http://www.smoothE.tv)
Director: Snehal Patel for Nutty Human Productions (http://www.nuttyhuman.com)
Camera: Cadichon
Gaffer: Christopher Kubasik
Editors: Snehal Patel, Eric Schwartz
Line Producer: Jane Lockhart (http://www.myspace.com/lovely lockhart)
Shot at Dream Circus (http://www.dreamcircus.com) and Los Angeles, CA.

CAST
Gringo -- Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E
Bouncer -- Randall Gomez
Dancing Club Girl -- Desiree Castro
Eyebrow Girl -- Sharon Barragan
Bouncer's Girl - Lydia Gomez

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this is jus a video w/ pics i made to "lean like a chola"[um plz if u don't have sum thing nice to comment & u kno its gunnu be ofensive don't comment plz!(if u do comment sum thing like this ima have to block u)]

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