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How to Make a Suicidal Charge Against Your Enemies

1. Pull knife out of chest of murdered best friend

2. Get in your luxury car drive at high spee...

How to Divert Homoerotic Frustrations into Violence Against Inanimate Objects

1. Listen to your ruggedly handsom same-sex mentor tell you he loves ...

There's far more wisdom to be gleaned from Road House than can possibly be contained in these clips. Let this final melange of movie highlights be ...

How to Murder Someone and Get Away with It

1. Have several people shoot victim in victim's home

2. Hide guns somewhere nearby

3. When police arrive...

How to Catch Someone Speeding Away from You on a Motorcycle

1. Outrun motorcycle

2. Dive onto them, preferably while half-naked

How to Identify and Deal with Hidden Dangers

1. When anyone comes into your field of view, check to see if they are wearing a boot with a semi-conc...

How to Give Employee Performance Reviews

1. Line up employees in a row

2. Demand an apology for poor group performance; arbitrarily accept one apol...

How to Get Older Heterosexual Men to Question Their Own Sexual Orientation

1. Perform an extended half-naked tai-chi scene in their presence

How to Leave Your Adversary Dumbstruck and Shaken to the Core by the Power of Your Rejoinder

1. Allow adversary to make a positive appraisal of you...

How to Come Out Ahead in Business Transactions

1. Take anyone up on an offer of goods or services where you are not expected to pay until after goo...

How to Pick Up Women at a Bar

1. Wait for attractive woman to approach bar

2. Listen for her drink order, then call her by that name

3. Make refere...

How to Get a Good Price When Selling Yourself to a Creepy Middle-Aged Man

1. Dance seductively until he sees you from across the bar

2. Let him see...

A video that came about through boredom and 20 minutes in Windows Movie Maker

I believe this is the first time the Klingon death ritual has been witnessed by outsiders.

Banacek was a ladies' man through and through, but that didn't always stop the fellas taking their best shot.

All of Banacek's Polish proverbs in one handy reference video.

The wonder of Banacek super-condensed down to 2 minutes.

For those of you who crave the full Banacek experience condensed into 10 minutes.