Shock and Awkward
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/nerdcore: A World of Warcraft Rap (explicit lyrics) brantandf... - 20,185 views - 3 months ago
Winner of the 2009 WoW Idol Contest, hosted by WoW Radio! Thanks to everybody who voted!

You can download the mp3 of this song for free on the Fatty page of our website:
http://www.shockandawkward.com

And check out more WoW songs here:
http://www.myspace.com/fattyra ps
http://wcradio.com/

Lyrics:
I'm a gnome warrior and I'm f****** furocious
Arms/Fury Spec Even Tauren's Like Oh S***
They could f***** squash me they don't watch where they sit
Til my axe hits they a** crack right where it splits
On the mic I just spit like I'm in the berserker
Stance on these stanzas and you're gonna get hurt, ya
Don't stand a chance like my sunder ain't stunnin'
I'm up in Nagrand and yell Halaa back youngin!
As soon as I charge and at the second I'm flagged
My frame rate stalls, what the heck man I'm lagged
Dude we're f***** surrounded!
B**** I wear plate I was made to be pounded
You found it surprising the rate you were dying
Don't bother lying I know you were trying
QQ More Noob but there's no use in crying
You may be Undead but you ain't death-defying

Call out and say you got strep
All day you level your rep
Exalted comes next and thats
Nerdcore
Next day you go AFK
Try to grind through your day
On break you find time to play and thats
Nerdcore
If ever you aggro, yo I got your back bro
Fatty always attacks and that's
Nerdcore
We killin in ill tags
Every kid in the guild has
Blood'll be spilled cuz that's
Nerdcore

Man, f*** street cred, I got leet speak geek cred
Elite's that we dread give loot like g*** h***
You're better off dead running back from the graveyard
If we bump heads, I'm leaving your face scarred
Enough with the race card, the Horde hates gnomes
You got knees where our face are and you still can't own
Notorious Tauren you know you aint tough
You cows are so p**** that you're thunder m****
Udderly useless, and no one refutes this
Your head pointed at itself shouted out shoot this
Truth is even you know that you're lame
Cattle in battle? that don't belong in the game
Oh now you're a mad cow, don't like Fattymac now
Bovine inspiration for just laying the smack down
But your hack's down, you can't clown me
These guildies are my homies from real life that surround me
I'm a proud G, N O to the M E
You're laying down traps but you're never gone slow me
They're playing my raps but still nobody knows me
I don't give a f*** all you heifers can blow me

You'll be pushing for 80 til you're pushing up daisies
Uninstall the patch and just go back to the dailies
I ain't talkin trash but the Lich Wrath gave me
Insomnia and only dinging could save me
I was begging the GM to crash the realm
so I couldn't spend a G on an epic helm
Like what the hell, man, I need sleep
My boss keeps calling I ain't logged in a week
Man showing up for work should be a feat of strength
Another 50 points in the achievement bank
And I got you to thank for recruiting a friend
I got no food in my fridge I got no money to spend
If I can't pay my rent they'll evict my a**
But I just hit lieutenant up in Wintergrasp
And I can't leave WoW alone, the game needs me
I belong to the guild I hope my wife don't leave me!
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Shock&Awkward Episode Four: All Fun and Games brantandf... - 2,038 views - 1 year ago
Fatty pursues a new career in entertainment.

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© 2008 Ashley Brant and Anne Masters
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Wildest Dreams Gag Reel brantandf... - 518 views - 1 year ago
Who doesn't love bloopers?

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Eminem - Just Don't Give A F***: Clean Version universal... - 32,358 views - 2 years ago
Music video by Eminem performing Just Don't Give A F***: Clean Version
with Darren Lavett [Video Director], Nigel Sarrag [Video Producer]
(C) 1999 Aftermath Entertainment/Interscope Records
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Bright Eyes - "First Day of My Life" eisleyhead - 1,969,883 views - 3 years ago
Quite possibly the sweetest video ever .

:)
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GAY is NOT an INSULT vlogbrothers - 55,309 views - 2 weeks ago
Our community lives at http://www.nerdfighters.com

In which John responds to some comments, points out the difference between your and you're, and explains why calling him gay is not insulting.

No punishment--youtube wouldn't let me upload last night.
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Shock&Awkward Teaser brantandf... - 2,006 views - 1 year ago
Episodes coming soon!

Music by Silent Sirens:
www.myspace.com/silentsirensro ck
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Shock&Awkward Episode One: Mouthing Off brantandf... - 3,316 views - 1 year ago
Brant and Fatty get their teeth cleaned together.

©2008 Anne Masters

Created and written by, and starring Ashley Brant and Anne Masters. Featuring the musical musings of Silent Sirens:

http://www.myspace.com/silents irensrock

all inquiries to brantandfatty@gmail.com
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Shock&Awkward Episode Two: Wildest Dreams brantandf... - 1,974 views - 1 year ago
Brant confronts Fatty about her World of Warcraft habit.

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The Best Things in iLife Are Free harrisimon - 789 views - 1 year ago
MC Masters and DJ Simon Harrison rip it up.
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Brain Sucking Zombies joesbudge... - 1,386 views - 2 years ago
Bad Foley as "The Demon Dudes" performing the original song "Brain Sucking Zombies" which was recorded for And 5, 4 Films. Music and lyrics by Annie Masters and Jasen Boyle. This may not end up being the final cut, but we wanted to share it for now.
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/nerdcore: A World of Warcraft Rap (explicit lyrics) brantandf... - 20,185 views - 3 months ago
Winner of the 2009 WoW Idol Contest, hosted by WoW Radio! Thanks to everybody who voted!

You can download the mp3 of this song for free on the Fatty page of our website:
http://www.shockandawkward.com

And check out more WoW songs here:
http://www.myspace.com/fattyra ps
http://wcradio.com/

Lyrics:
I'm a gnome warrior and I'm f****** furocious
Arms/Fury Spec Even Tauren's Like Oh S***
They could f***** squash me they don't watch where they sit
Til my axe hits they a** crack right where it splits
On the mic I just spit like I'm in the berserker
Stance on these stanzas and you're gonna get hurt, ya
Don't stand a chance like my sunder ain't stunnin'
I'm up in Nagrand and yell Halaa back youngin!
As soon as I charge and at the second I'm flagged
My frame rate stalls, what the heck man I'm lagged
Dude we're f***** surrounded!
B**** I wear plate I was made to be pounded
You found it surprising the rate you were dying
Don't bother lying I know you were trying
QQ More Noob but there's no use in crying
You may be Undead but you ain't death-defying

Call out and say you got strep
All day you level your rep
Exalted comes next and thats
Nerdcore
Next day you go AFK
Try to grind through your day
On break you find time to play and thats
Nerdcore
If ever you aggro, yo I got your back bro
Fatty always attacks and that's
Nerdcore
We killin in ill tags
Every kid in the guild has
Blood'll be spilled cuz that's
Nerdcore

Man, f*** street cred, I got leet speak geek cred
Elite's that we dread give loot like g*** h***
You're better off dead running back from the graveyard
If we bump heads, I'm leaving your face scarred
Enough with the race card, the Horde hates gnomes
You got knees where our face are and you still can't own
Notorious Tauren you know you aint tough
You cows are so p**** that you're thunder m****
Udderly useless, and no one refutes this
Your head pointed at itself shouted out shoot this
Truth is even you know that you're lame
Cattle in battle? that don't belong in the game
Oh now you're a mad cow, don't like Fattymac now
Bovine inspiration for just laying the smack down
But your hack's down, you can't clown me
These guildies are my homies from real life that surround me
I'm a proud G, N O to the M E
You're laying down traps but you're never gone slow me
They're playing my raps but still nobody knows me
I don't give a f*** all you heifers can blow me

You'll be pushing for 80 til you're pushing up daisies
Uninstall the patch and just go back to the dailies
I ain't talkin trash but the Lich Wrath gave me
Insomnia and only dinging could save me
I was begging the GM to crash the realm
so I couldn't spend a G on an epic helm
Like what the hell, man, I need sleep
My boss keeps calling I ain't logged in a week
Man showing up for work should be a feat of strength
Another 50 points in the achievement bank
And I got you to thank for recruiting a friend
I got no food in my fridge I got no money to spend
If I can't pay my rent they'll evict my a**
But I just hit lieutenant up in Wintergrasp
And I can't leave WoW alone, the game needs me
I belong to the guild I hope my wife don't leave me!
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About Me: Brant is a lovable prep with a perfect smile and the spelling skills of a fifth grade child. Despite his sweaty hands and affinity for the art of taxidermy, Brant is likable and mysteriously, disturbingly, strangely attractive.

Fatty is a streetwise gamer with a fresh wit, an impressive hat collection, and life threatening allergies. Fatty also records some ridiculous rap songs in her apartment.

Together, Brant & Fatty are Shock & Awkward.
Hometown:
Chicago
Country:
United States
Companies:
Riot Grrrl Ink
Schools:
Lake Forest College
Hobbies:
camping, hiking, boating, taxidermy, world of warcraft, gaming, hip hop, music, girls
Movies:
Goonies & LOST
Music:
Eminem, MC Frontalot, Will Smith, Kanye West
Books:
Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Percy Jackson, and other childrens books.
Recent Activity  
brantandfatty commented on /nerdcore: A World of Warcraft Rap (explicit lyrics) (6 hours ago)
"I didn't know there were WoW rap battles."
 
 
brantandfatty commented on /nerdcore: A World of Warcraft Rap (explicit lyrics) (9 hours ago)
"it's what's for dinner, bessie."
 
 
brantandfatty commented on /nerdcore: A World of Warcraft Rap (explicit lyrics) (9 hours ago)
"in the future, when anybody asks me how i "identify," i am going to tell them I identify as the love child of eminem and weird al."
 
 
brantandfatty commented on /nerdcore: A World of Warcraft Rap (explicit lyrics) (3 days ago)
"Keepin' that info to myself as long as possible. =)"
 
 
brantandfatty commented on /nerdcore: A World of Warcraft Rap (explicit lyrics) (3 days ago)
"There's a lot of Horde rappers.... I think there are actually more of them...."
 
Channel Comments (69)
S3da123 (2 days ago)
Oh my bad. Well I was pretty fucking tired when i read it so meh i guess i took it the wrong way. Yet again my bad =P
S3da123 (2 days ago)
i still don't get what i said :S I was saying do something as in do another song cuz i wanted to hear something from you... seriously you need to chill out.
S3da123 (2 days ago)
you should do something... lol =P
swimbabe150 (2 days ago)
That sucks! I'm actually off today, but I need to get a new job. I work as a massage therapist, and they aren't giving me enough clients for the days I do work for me to pay the bills.....
swimbabe150 (3 days ago)
dude, wtf?? are you just sitting there at the comp waiting for the servers to get back up?? cause that's what i'm doing....lawl
swimbabe150 (3 days ago)
thanks for the friend add guys!! great job, keep up the awesome vids! :-)
hernanditox610 (3 days ago)
great rap i like it but why dont you do a horde one so they dont feel bad
Satashi26 (1 week ago)
Love the songs!They flow really well and the lyrics are smooth. The beat isn't overpowering like other WoW songs and your lyrics come out nice and crisp, really good job!
S3da123 (1 week ago)
So.... what's up? lol
Ohsnapimaloser (1 week ago)
you videos are amazing :D
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