The Panda Song - Danny Blackwell - Mono Ya Mono
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- 10 months ago
me and my girlfriend we adopted a panda from the zoo. for £2 a week the gamekeeper sent pictures of you. my grandfather said the zoo must be in trouble, oh my lord, how he fussed!
said we'd be landed with a panda the second that the zoo went bust. so imagine our surprise when we opened our eyes the next day, had to sign for a parcel and then send the postman away. we opened the box and there's a panda inside, we said "hello, who are you?" he said "I'm your adopted son and all i ask is love from you". he said "oh won't you help me...oh please, you must, if you can just keep me in bamboo coz it's true my zoo has gone bust". Then he said his name was YUKI and that was japanese for snow
well to look around his panda eyes i guess it kinda figured you know, but my girlfirend got angry, he was so untidy and she liked to keep things in htier place, when she berated poor old yuki man ya should seen the look on his face. so me and my girl we fell out
i went to live in the shed meanwhile that sneaky old panda had taken his place in my bed. so me and my girlfriend well i guess we had issues all along
so to every panda out there this is your warning song
something was missin and we must have felt guilty
that's why we adopted you
and isn't it amazing what direct debit can do!
for more information on Danny Blackwell, please visit his myspace at : http://www.myspace.com/dannybl ackwell - This version of the song was remixed by Pheugoo (thanks!!! Pheugoo!!), and will be available as a download from the spoonjuice records mainsite http://www.spoonjuicerecords.c om - from the 17th of Dec and also from the Spoonjuice Facebook Forum - http://www.facebook.com/group. php?gid=11038819609
said we'd be landed with a panda the second that the zoo went bust. so imagine our surprise when we opened our eyes the next day, had to sign for a parcel and then send the postman away. we opened the box and there's a panda inside, we said "hello, who are you?" he said "I'm your adopted son and all i ask is love from you". he said "oh won't you help me...oh please, you must, if you can just keep me in bamboo coz it's true my zoo has gone bust". Then he said his name was YUKI and that was japanese for snow
well to look around his panda eyes i guess it kinda figured you know, but my girlfirend got angry, he was so untidy and she liked to keep things in htier place, when she berated poor old yuki man ya should seen the look on his face. so me and my girl we fell out
i went to live in the shed meanwhile that sneaky old panda had taken his place in my bed. so me and my girlfriend well i guess we had issues all along
so to every panda out there this is your warning song
something was missin and we must have felt guilty
that's why we adopted you
and isn't it amazing what direct debit can do!
for more information on Danny Blackwell, please visit his myspace at : http://www.myspace.com/dannybl ackwell - This version of the song was remixed by Pheugoo (thanks!!! Pheugoo!!), and will be available as a download from the spoonjuice records mainsite http://www.spoonjuicerecords.c om - from the 17th of Dec and also from the Spoonjuice Facebook Forum - http://www.facebook.com/group. php?gid=11038819609
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