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Summer is almost here. This means a number of things: warm weather, the smell of fresh cut grass, sitting outside after dinner with an iced tea or adult beverage and [...]The post This Week In F–k You: The Ocean appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

On July 7, Seattle Seahawks CB Richard Sherman will host his Celebrity Softball Game for charity, as his teammates and other local bigshots will take the field at Cheney Stadium [...]The post Richard Sherman Keeping The ‘Fail Mary’ Alive appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

[Three Philadelphia Eagles -- DeSean Jackson, LeSean McCoy, and rookie quarterback Matt Barkley -- are on their way back to the practice field after eating lunch in the team's cafeteria. [...]The post The Case Of Chip Kelly And The Missing Tacos: Tokyo Drift appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

The draft has come and gone, but there are still plenty of under the radar picks we could know a bit better. After all, most of us didn’t bother sitting [...]The post Better Know A Draft Pick: Marcus Lattimore appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

Sorry, Washington Redskins fans. Tough titties, Minnesota Vikings fans. I’m sure that you were all desperately wishing that when the day finally came, Donovan McNabb would choose to retire as [...]The post Donovan McNabb Will Retire As An Eagle appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

Your trusty editor Ape is off for the next two weeks to do things that don’t include running this site. In my defense, at least I’m not leaving you empty [...]The post Sexy Friday Is Going On Vacation appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

Gif via Complex. Normally this is the time of year for commenter drafts. However, I recently realized that we have never had a proper Mock Draft honoring the cocktial. It’s [...]The post KSK Mock Draft: ‘Hell of a cocktail’ appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

If you’re a sports fan on the internet, you have no doubt already seen this photo of a cougar-y Miami fan “waving goodbye” to Joakim Noah in Game 2 of [...]The post KSK Mailbag: The Woman Who Flipped Joakim Noah the Bird Is Super Sexy appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

The NFC East facemask war continues to escalate. We awed at Justin Tuck’s cannibal mask that he used for the 2012 season. Now it’s time and sit and stare at [...]The post Eight Bars — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

Jaguars general manager David Caldwell has stated repeatedly and emphatically that he doesn’t want to sign Tim Tebow. Well, sorry hoss, that right there is a violation of the will [...]The post The Jacksonville Tebow Crowd Has A Very Sad Commercial appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

The Broncos took a group trip to Coors Field on Tuesday to watch the Rockies host the Yankees. Dozens of football players having a night out are liable to get [...]The post Peyton Manning Wore His Dad Attire To The Rockies Game appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

To a certain brand of very, very serious football analyst, there is nothing more respected than watching and absorbing game tape. According to them, if you’re truly committed to football, [...]The post Peyton Manning Is A Game Tape Rolodex appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

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You know, I’m as eager as the rest of you for Tim Tebow to go away forever. ESPN had been bad enough making a huge deal of Teebs’ release even [...]The post Taiwanese Animators Get One Last Dig In At Tim Tebow appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

I’m glad that baboons are monkeys, because we in the ape family try to exhibit a little less savagery in our kills. The cries of this baby gazelle are more [...]The post Kill Kill Kill: Try The Veal appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

Everybody had a good chuckle when the cameras spotted Andy Reid in his Tommy Bahama drafting poncho during the first round of this year’s draft. Thankfully, local sports radio in [...]The post Andy Reid’s Draft Attire Was Good For Hiding Cheeseburgers appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

IMPORTANT: Peyton Manning singing “Folsom Prison Blues”. This happened over the weekend at a gala benefiting the Children’s Hospital that bears his name. A nice gesture, though I really would [...]The post Peyton Manning Hears The Train A-Comin’ appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

Well, the sexy part of the draft is over, and not just because we already got a glimpse of Andy Reid’s sumptuous drafting muumuu. But don’t you worry, there’s still [...]The post Sexy Friday Still Has Great Value appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

We are drafting crackers this week. Anything crispy and crunchy that you can eat on their own or with cheese/dip/spread are fair game, as long as they aren’t tortilla, potato [...]The post KSK Mock Draft: Cracker War appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

We have a draft where everybody at the top wants to either trade down or grudgingly settle in with the conservative pick of an offensive lineman. While that means there’s [...]The post NFL Draft First Round Live Blog appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

A.J. Clemente, the guy who was fired from a local North Dakota news station for blurting “f*cking sh*t” on the air on his first day, is enjoying the fleeting celebrity [...]The post Broing It Up With Jay Glazer Made Getting Fired Totally Worth It appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

Via Name: Tavon Austin Age: 22 Height: 5’8″ Weight: 174 lbs Position: Wide receiver, kick returner and occasional running back Rivals.com position: “Athlete” College: West Virginia Awesome fellow Mountaineers: Steve [...]The post Better Know A Draft Pick: Tavon Austin appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

The Bengals appear to be upset that they’re only scheduled for only one appearance on Sunday Night Football this coming season. And that’s a Week 15 matchup against the Steelers, [...]The post Kill Kill Kill: Take That, NBC appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

ESPN broadcast a slickly produced feature on JaMarcus Russell’s career downfall and attempted resurgence over the weekend. It’s quite emotional, by which I mean it features JaMarcus crying in an [...]The post Dramatic JaMarcus — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

Thank goodness this week is over. Let us never speak of it again. Just kidding, people are gonna be blathering about it for a while, so here’s some fap material [...]The post Sexy Friday Has Other Places To Be appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

Name: Matthew Montgomery Barkley Age: 22 Height: 6’2″ Weight: 227 Position: Quarterback College: Football Factory of Southern California High school: Collegiate Athlete Factory of Orange County Year: Senior Major: Communications [...]The post Better Know A Draft Pick: Matt Barkley appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

Nice touchdown grab by Lisa King of the Central Cal War Angels (WAR DAMN ANGELS!) of the Women’s Football Alliance. She reaches around the defensive back’s head and pins it [...]The post Lady Welkah — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

True story… Andrew Luck’s cell phone. #impressive twitpic.com/cjv4ez — Matthew Hasselbeck (@Hasselbeck) April 16, 2013 Matt Hasselbeck joined the Colts to be the guy who only takes snaps if Andrew [...]The post Andrew Luck Has Your Dad’s Cell Phone appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

Perhaps the finest NFL play-by-play guy of my lifetime. Obviously, he is inseparable from his long-time booth partner, John Madden, and there were few who could be a capable foil [...]The post RIP Pat Summerall appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

Nothing to soothe us in these trying times of human death like some good, old-fashioned animal death. There’s much more honor in direct confrontation than attacking with bombs. Way to [...]The post Kill Kill Kill: Rattlesnake Vs. Hawk appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

A coach in the Legends Football League (nee Lingerie Football League) is featured in a video, promoted by the league itself, where he’s chewing out his players at halftime using [...]The post There’s No Yelling In The Lingerie League — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

Oh noes! What will Faith be waitin’ all day for now? Faith had been doing the theme since taking over for Pink, who did it that first year after NBC [...]The post Faith Hill No Longer Doing ‘Sunday Night Football’ Theme appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

Some weeks I struggle for a set-up for Sexy Friday. But then, I’m like, “Hey, don’t sweat it, goofus. No one clicks on this post to see your writing. You [...]The post Sexy Friday Is A Lot To Take In appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

Last week, Jason Hanson announced his retirement after what must have been 21 grueling seasons playing for the Lions. When a celebrated veteran departs after two-plus decades of service, you [...]The post The Lions Signed Kickalicious appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

It’s not just Peyton who’s down in North Carolina doing the off-season training. He let little brother Elisha tag along, because Archie and Olivia wanted some downtime and it’s good [...]The post More Pranky Mannings — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

You knew Michael Strahan would have to through an assortment of dumb morning show antics when he took over for Regis Philbin and this is… one of those. It’s a [...]The post Michael Strahan’s Booty Boot Camp — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

Brian Orakpo and Alfred Morris are the latest in a long line of Redskins to shill for D.C. area hoopdie palace, Eastern Motors. Appropriate for Morris, as he famously drove [...]The post Your Job’s Your Credit — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

Oh, how I hate pigeons, those winged rats. So obviously I take great joy in watching a peregrine falcon dive bomb one out of the air. At first, the pigeon [...]The post Kill Kill Kill: Falcons Rise Up appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

For all the bagging we do on Jay Cutler around these parts, it must be said that he is admirably engaged with the online community. Previously, he mentioned that he [...]The post Jay Cutler Doesn’t Deny The ‘DDDOOOONNN’TTTT CAAARRREEE’ Story appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

Michael Robinson’s Real Rob Report compiles its highlights of messing with Marshawn Lynch. It’s like messin’ with Sasquatch, only with more Skittles and plenty of lulz. [via]The post Messin’ With Marshawn appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

Another good reason not to fap with your dog in the room. You’re just teaching bad habits. I had got a dog for the first time. Luckily, it’s a girl, [...]The post Sexy Friday Learned From Watching You appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

In honor of Drew’s appearance on Howard Stern’s show, we are going to draft our dream interviewer. You can go on anyone’s show, or be the subject of anyone’s profile [...]The post KSK Mock Draft: Dream Interviewer appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

“Iguana make it up to you!” Welcome to another edition of the Sex and Fantasy Football Mailbag and Guide to New York City. Once again, dear readers, please write in [...]The post Oh No He Di-In’t! The KSK Sex & Fantasy Football Mailbag appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

Hey, it’s slow. Here’s a low-flying plane terrifying/nearly killing a woman. One reason why I don’t hang out on runways. – Tom Brady worked out with Terrell Owens at USC’s [...]The post Ze Plane! — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

One more year of arm cocks in Washington. That is, if he beats out Pat White for a third-string job. To think, it was one Justin Timberlake album ago that [...]The post The Sex Cannon Lives On appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

Brian Banks is the rare case in which “football player” and “rape” are mentioned and the football player is the victim. I mean, he wasn’t raped himself. That makes it [...]The post Brian Banks Signs With The Falcons — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse appeared first on Kissing Suzy Kolber.