Topic - Barstool Sports: Boston

A tradition like none other. Going to DJ’s in my car taking you into Memorial Day Weekend. Fuck the rain. Summer is here.

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

For starters let me just say that I don’t trust these fucking Russian youtube videos where all the comments are in hieroglyphics and shit. I feel like the entire country of Russia may just be one giant youtube scam. Like maybe I could believe this wasn’t staged if the guy was plucking off pepperonis, [...]

How the hell do the police make this arrest? That boggles my mind.

Well that's about the saddest, coolest thing I've ever seen.

Chicago Bliss Coach Keith Hac statement: “I sincerely apologize to anyone who may have been offended by my statement made in the heat of battle. As a loving father of three incredible daughters, I would never condone any form of violence toward women or men. This was a momentary loss of judgment and one [...]

Well this is an interesting take.

You know how there is always one guy in every group when people are joking around who will crack a joke that just falls flat on their face and everybody stares at them. Well that was this entire group of Rangers fans. Bad joke on top of bad joke on top of bad [...]

Newmediarockstars – In recent years, hundreds of YouTubers have earned fame and fortune — million dollar fortunes — solely through their work on their YouTube channels. From data exclusively supplied by YouTube analytics platform Social Blade, the infographic depicts the average low and high salaries of the top 20 earning creators solely based on [...]

Playoffs are the best. On a night in which the Rangers biggest star needed to shine the brightest, and Henrik Lundqvist did indeed shine, it was the Bruins’ splendid fourth line that stole [...]

Patriots.com – The New England Patriots announced today that Tedy Bruschi has been voted by fans as the 19th player and 21st member to enter the Patriots Hall of Fame… It has been a busy month for Bruschi, who, just two weeks ago (May 7), was named to the College Football Hall of Fame… [...]

EL PRES FOR EL MAYOR BUMPER STICKERS HAVE ARRIVED (takes 7-10 days to arrive) The bumper stickers have arrived. They are 10 bucks. They cost that much because it’s like a donation to the campaign. People say it will take 1 million dollars to win this thing. We’ve raised 17K so [...]

Just when you thought people with "gluten allergies" couldn't get more annoying, they start petitioning on change.org

Does anyone in the world dislike Kevin Durant?

I've seen bad timing, never as bad as this.

The friendly ghost was just your friendly girlfriend taking your kid's dick.

Hey lady how about you stop filming and call the police? I mean could she have been any more casual about that whole thing? There’s a dude holding on for dear life while the maniac who hit him keeps driving and this broad is asking for his life story. Who cares how it happened? [...]

North Carolina – An Army wife who lost more than 150 pounds in weight while her husband was away in Afghanistan gave him a huge surprise upon his return. Misty Shaffer, who once weighed more than 300 pounds, hadn’t seen husband for over a year. She managed to keep her slimming a secret surprise from [...]

This video works because it’s simple, straightforward and right to the point. Dude climbs up a Bud truck. Dude falls on his spine. Game over. My only question is how do you not pop up here? Like I don’t care if you are literally paralyzed you need to brush this off and pretend like [...]

Huffpo – You might have seen this one coming, folks: Courtney Stodden has a sex tape. The barely legal reality star, who got famous for marrying 52-year-old actor Doug Hutchison when she was just 16 years old, confirmed to E! News that after she turned 18 years old she made a very personal home [...]

Or else you might end up getting run over by a bus.

Bella looks like Lyndon B Johnson on a good day.

And the answer is Floppy Tesouro. Yes I think Floppy is her real name? Anyway I think we found the #1 most fuckable chick on the planet. Just built to fuck and she knows it. 100% pure dick wrecking ability. It’s not just the ass and the body either. It’s the [...]

So “The Biebs” got his ass booed last night at the Billboard Music Awards. My question is when did Biebs become the bad boy of Rock N Roll? Like who the fuck gets booed at the Billboard Music Awards? Nobody right? But there was Beibs dressed in what appeared to be a giant black [...]

Never heard of this Miguel cat till tonight. What an entrance! Just a MASSIVE leg drop on a ho at the Billboard Music Awards. Highlight of the night times infinity.

Nailed it! I like how she thought if she killed the last line it would make up for forgetting all the words. Just letting it rip for the ” Land of the Free and The Home of the Brave!”

I first reviewed King of Kong Fistful of Quarters back in 2008. It still stands the test of time as one of my favorite movies of all time. Well I just noticed that it is actually On Demand right now. I wouldn’t be doing my job if I didn’t at least let [...]

It’s a fucking train crash yo….

And by smashing success I mean the country of Georgia really hates gay people and smashed everything to pieces.

Did Aaron Sabbah go and buy a dildo looking to beat on the mechanic?

The Bruins took advantage of a less-than-stellar Henrik Lundqvist and Brad Marchand played the role of OT hero last night at the Garden as the Bs jumped out to a 1-0 series lead thanks to their thrilling 3-2 win over the Rangers.

Reader Email Pres, Watching some late night HBO and this gem came on… Is this racist? Jon This is from Real Sex right? Which obviously begs the question what type of psycho still watches Real Sex? Like I used to watch that shit when I was 12 and had no other porn options [...]

Watching the vacant stares at the end after their hearts had been ripped out of their chests is a better high than doing drugs.

CALL – 617. 394.8482 (VIVA) In all the excitement of Game 7 I almost forgot we even did this. Pretty fucking funny looking back on it. I think this is here to stay now. Yup the Barstool Rant line will be open for business again tonight. If you got something to say [...]

DONATE TO THE CAMPAIGN Again let me repeat. If you want to join the campaign email paul@barstoolsports.com and prove you can help. Come get papers tomorrow and go get us some freaking signatures. Whoever gets the most by Monday fucking wins a job. Done and done. I’m sick of everybody just emailing and [...]

Being the diehard B’s fan I am there was only one way to get pumped up for tonight’s game and that was obviously by having Rene Rancourt come to the office and sing the national anthem. And no I would not want to be Feitleberg in this comment section right now. Hell I [...]

If I could buy comfort dog rookie cards at Sports Collectibles or Vance’s I’d be all over Eddie and Martin rookie cards. I mean these dogs have Hall of Fame Comfort Dogs potential written all over them. Just born to play the game. Just born to comfort. I’d like to see a cat [...]

Girls, throw him a bone every now and then and wake him up with a blowjob. Not everyday though…don’t want him getting spoiled #AskREL — AskREL (@AskREL) May 16, 2013 Girls, put a small vibe in your ass while he fucks you.Your pussy will feel its vibrating for him. Don’t be afraid of [...]

HADDONFIELD, N.J. – May 16, 2013 (WPVI) — A man known on the internet as “Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker” is now being sought for the murder of a man in northern New Jersey, and police say he was last seen in the area of Haddonfield, Camden County. The suspect is identified as Caleb [...]

So tonight is the last episode ever of the Office. Since it’s my favorite comedy show of all time I had to pay homage. Now for me the Office really ended in Season 6 after Jim and Pam got married . Sure there were some good episodes sprinkled in afterwards, but I didn’t even [...]

Frontburner - Richard P. Sheridan, the nutjob who finished fourth in Saturday’s election for the District 13 seat on the Dallas City Council, is mad at me. To hear him tell it, it’s because I didn’t do enough to inform the voters that Leland Burk, who finished second to Jennifer Staubach Gates, is gay. [...]

I don’t want to freak people out or anything but I literally came everywhere when I watched myself posterize Feitleberg in slow motion during this video. The quote was perfect too. “I put em in a cage and I torture em” and then BOOM! Tomahawk Dunk right in the kid’s face. LOVE IT. [...]

Keene – Garret Ean is one of six people named in a lawsuit filed by Keene. Ean and his group of friends call themselves Robin Hood of Keene. They walk the city streets with rolls of dimes and fill parking meters that are about to expire. “We found that people really appreciate it when [...]

If you're going to break out the HR trot on a fly ball to left field you better own that shit and that's exactly what this guy did. Bat toss, pointing at his dugout, the works. I ain't mad at him.

I drive a truck, break arms, and arm wrestle. It’s what I love to do, it’s what I do best. Seriously though you can’t scream like that if you’re just going to go out and get your ass pinned in 5 seconds. Can’t do it. Can’t win with chicks like that. If you’re gonna [...]

And the answer is Diosa Canales who as far as I can tell has only one purpose on earth and that’s to be an absolute fuck machine. Like imagine trying to bang this chick. She’d just rip your dick off your body and leave you there writhing in pain dying in a [...]