Straight Drivin' Express

Team McCain is simplifying everything so that the Senator can keep on top of things.

The Senator's changing up his positions and really shaking up the campaign.

This man is a super genius. He does things that even he doesn't understand. He's got to be president.

The Senator is not lying--he just gets some facts wrong in all his ads.

Obama's not change, Senator McCain is.

Gov. Palin was on the Straight Talk Express yesterday and told me she's not lying. So obviously she's not lying.

On the Straight Talk Express today they were talking about new Obama ads.

Hey I got a camera. Now you can see what I do all day, driving the Straight Talk Express for Senator McCain.