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*LYRICS*

Black dress with the tights underneath
I've got the breath of a last cigarette on my teeth
And shes an actress but she ain't got no need
She's got money from her parents in a trust fund back east

T-t-t-tongues always pressed to your cheeks,
while my tongue is on the inside of some other girl's teeth
tell your boyfriend
If he says hes got beef
that I'm a vegetarian
And I ain't fuckin' scared of him

She wants to touch me, whoa oh
She wants to love me, whoa oh
She'll never leave me, whoa oh whoa oh oh oh
Don't trust a hoe
Never trust a hoe
Won't trust a hoe, won't trust me
She wants to touch me, whoa oh
She wants to love me, whoa oh
She'll never leave me, whoa oh, whoa oh oh oh
Don't trust a hoe
Never trust a hoe
Won't trust a hoe, won't trust me

X's on the back of your hands
Wash them in the bathroom to drink like the bands
And the set list
You stole off the stage
Has red and purple lipstick all over the page

B-b-b-bruises cover your arms shaking in the
Fingers with the bottle in your palm
And the best is
No one knows who you are
Just another girl, alone at the bar

She wants to touch me, whoa oh
She wants to love me, whoa oh
She'll never leave me, whoa oh, whoa oh oh oh
Don't trust a hoe
Never trust a hoe
Won't trust a hoe, won't trust me
She wants to touch me, whoa oh
She wants to love me, whoa oh
She'll never leave me, whoa oh, whoa oh oh oh
Don't trust a hoe
Never trust a hoe
Won't trust a hoe, won't trust me

Shush girl, shut your lips
Do the Helen Keller
And talk with your hips
I said shush girl, shut your lips
Do the Helen Keller
And talk with your hips
I said shush girl, shut your lips
Do the Helen Keller
And talk with your hips


She wants to touch me, whoa oh
She wants to love me, whoa oh
She'll never leave me, whoa oh, whoa oh oh oh
Don't trust a hoe
Never trust a hoe
Won't trust a hoe, won't trust me
She wants to touch me, whoa oh
She wants to love me, whoa oh
She'll never leave me, whoa oh, whoa oh oh oh
Don't trust a hoe
Never trust a hoe
Won't trust a hoe, won't trust me

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Nates Guid On How To Shuffle Part One

(it's not me in the vid)

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Mike V joined by Mike Escamilla recently raided the West Orange Pavillon Mall for a skate session. Mike V actually skated inside the mall before being chased out by security. Outside the mall they were once again confronted by security. See what happens when an over zealous mall cop gets in Mike V's face.

This is a skit featuring Mike V And Kevin James.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop in theaters January 2009.

http://www.mikevallely.com
http://www.kevinjames.com

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