J A G - EOUA, the lighter side

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J A G - Adrift II

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Sanford was right. This must be a "world wind" (one of the unintentionally hilarious typos from Sanford's sexy emails). A mistress that he totally loooves, plus all these other women he made out with or something but didn't cross the "sex line," plus the wife back home...it frankly sounds more exhausting than titillating.

And personally, I wouldn't really give a rat's ass--if he hadn't been such an avid "marriage defender," what with the Bill Clinton condemnations and the anti-gay marriage stance and all. Apparently part of defending marriage as a concept is sacrificing your own marriage on the altar of your big ol' Gubernatorial boner.

Let's hope his wife continues to act like a no-crap-taking badass--dump that sucka, Ms. Sanford. You can have another him in a minute. To the left, to the left, everything he owns in a box to the left.


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There is now a video response:
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Full Story: http://www.davecarrollmusic.co m/story/united-breaks-guitars - In the spring of 2008, Sons of Maxwell were traveling to Nebraska for a one-week tour and my Taylor guitar was witnessed being thrown by United Airlines baggage handlers in Chicago. I discovered later that the $3500 guitar was severely damaged. They didnt deny the experience occurred but for nine months the various people I communicated with put the responsibility for dealing with the damage on everyone other than themselves and finally said they would do nothing to compensate me for my loss. So I promised the last person to finally say no to compensation (Ms. Irlweg) that I would write and produce three songs about my experience with United Airlines and make videos for each to be viewed online by anyone in the world. United: Song 1 is the first of those songs. United: Song 2 has been written and video production is underway. United: Song 3 is coming. I promise. Follow me at http://twitter.com/DaveCarroll . Video Produced by Curve Productions of Halifax, http://www.curveproductionsinc .com.

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Gilles Marini and Cheryl Burke dance the Paso Doble to Habanera by Charlotte Church in Week 5 of Season 8

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