By Asa T.
Your first name should be master and you last name um bating
Youre the first to grab ass you dont know
And the second shes mad to yell quit bitching
u tell your girl im at the game when youre really at yhe strip club
When ur boy wants $5 for a combo u say im broke when uve a fat wallet
After the bar she wants to introduce you to her best friend bjs her name.
Of course U say no more right after U came IN
To the place where lovers fakes where introverts get their freak on
You tell her I love you soon as she gives it up you leave her cold and oh so alone
cuz your such a douche bag
I am such a douche bag!
Oops I mean youre such a douche bag
Yep jon goss' is a douchbag

And yo girl betta keep a tite leashy cuz dudes be on the prowl soon as u head for yo dog housie!
Beep there goes here cell phone It aint you homes
But the the old saying goes
You cant lock em down grown and sexy she knows shes now
So any 40 y/o guy with a lil bit o change UMMM will probly get them drawlsey!!!!.
Oh did hurt your feelings like Adam did the AMAs the truth is like um bill gates.
Its a window into an pc rape.
Look at all that comment hate.
Mutha sucka go j-jump in the lake
And pee when you think of me.
I hope it burns.
Like the clap ur friend received from a hella performance G
As a douchebag
As a douchebag!!!
(breakdown)
you never put the toilet back down u say I forgot But dude you did it on purpose.purpose.
At the club when she in the bathroom your giving up your Number to her best friend!
She wants to get married your reply is I do not think you make enough to support me!
Women open up to u like a t top
Your hair either too gelled bandannas
youre gangster dude really YOUR bout as g as the letter on sesame street
UR not the only male who thinks ur hot dude
You name could be peter o tool
Academy just called they want you on the next flight out! dog

Even though ur a fake turkey ur always serving real ham! got douche is your personal slogan Damn
U treat girls like chris treats rihannas thong soon as she leaves click upload wrong
DOUCHEBAG! (less info)