Weird Al's new single from the "Internet Leaks" collection. V...
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Weird Al's new single from the "Internet Leaks" collection. Video directed by Divya Srinivasan.
I starred in every high school play Blew every drama teacher away I graduated first in my class at Juilliard Took every acting workshop I could And I dreamed of Hollywood While I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard
Hit the boards and paid my dues And got phenomenal rave reviews I knew the world was gonna love me, without a doubt I was sure that Tarantino would be callin' me on the phone Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone But the years have come and gone And I'm sorry to say that's not the way that it's all worked out
I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride Skipper Dan is the name And I'm doin' 34 shows every day And every time it's the same Look at those hippos, they're wigglin' their ears Just like they've done for the last 50 years Now I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm cryin' inside 'Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride
Oh, the critics, they used to say I was the new Olivier Thought I'd be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes Aw, but don't bother tryin' to IMDb me The only place you might possibly see me Is ridin' my little boat around Adventureland It ain't exactly what I planned
But I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride Skipper Dan is the name And I'm doin' 34 shows every day And every time it's the same I would've killed if I'd been in "Speed The Plow" But what's the difference, that's all behind me now 'Cause I'm payin' the rent and I'm swallowin' my pride And I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride
I should be there on Broadway Knockin' 'em dead in "12 Angry Men" But instead I'm here tellin' these lame jokes Again and again and again and again and again and again and again
Bengal Tigers can jump over 20 feet! That's an African bull elephant... And there it is, the backside of water! What have I done with my life?!
I shoulda listened when my grandfather said "Why don't you major in business instead?" Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died And I'll probably work forever as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride Skipper Dan is the name And I'm doin' 34 shows every day And every time it's the same Look at those hippos, they're wigglin' their ears Somebody shoot me 'cause I'm bored to tears Always said I'd be famous... I guess that I lied 'Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride I'm still workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride
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Weird Al's new single from the "Internet Leaks" collection. V...
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Weird Al's new single from the "Internet Leaks" collection. Video directed by Divya Srinivasan.
I starred in every high school play Blew every drama teacher away I graduated first in my class at Juilliard Took every acting workshop I could And I dreamed of Hollywood While I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard
Hit the boards and paid my dues And got phenomenal rave reviews I knew the world was gonna love me, without a doubt I was sure that Tarantino would be callin' me on the phone Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone But the years have come and gone And I'm sorry to say that's not the way that it's all worked out
I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride Skipper Dan is the name And I'm doin' 34 shows every day And every time it's the same Look at those hippos, they're wigglin' their ears Just like they've done for the last 50 years Now I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm cryin' inside 'Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride
Oh, the critics, they used to say I was the new Olivier Thought I'd be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes Aw, but don't bother tryin' to IMDb me The only place you might possibly see me Is ridin' my little boat around Adventureland It ain't exactly what I planned
But I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride Skipper Dan is the name And I'm doin' 34 shows every day And every time it's the same I would've killed if I'd been in "Speed The Plow" But what's the difference, that's all behind me now 'Cause I'm payin' the rent and I'm swallowin' my pride And I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride
I should be there on Broadway Knockin' 'em dead in "12 Angry Men" But instead I'm here tellin' these lame jokes Again and again and again and again and again and again and again
Bengal Tigers can jump over 20 feet! That's an African bull elephant... And there it is, the backside of water! What have I done with my life?!
I shoulda listened when my grandfather said "Why don't you major in business instead?" Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died And I'll probably work forever as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride Skipper Dan is the name And I'm doin' 34 shows every day And every time it's the same Look at those hippos, they're wigglin' their ears Somebody shoot me 'cause I'm bored to tears Always said I'd be famous... I guess that I lied 'Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride I'm still workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride
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failblog fail I was hanging out with Pops http://www.youtub... Recording some footage for http://www.youtub... when we realized the birds were a little nutty, after seeing one bird dive in the water after landing we were hoping to see another, and sure enough this little fellow came through like a champ. As you can see at the end the bird was not hurt.
The Cormorant has been described as "large, stupid, clumsy and almost flightless". It certainly was a large species, and doubtlessly must have been clumsy on land. In fact its clumsy gait and inexperience with humans may have caused its extinction. This combination made the bird an easy victim for sealers and other hunters who killed the cormorant for its meat. Whether the species was flightless, is open to debate. There is no anatomical evidence that it was.
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failblog fail I was hanging out with Pops http://www.youtub... Recording...
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failblog fail I was hanging out with Pops http://www.youtub... Recording some footage for http://www.youtub... when we realized the birds were a little nutty, after seeing one bird dive in the water after landing we were hoping to see another, and sure enough this little fellow came through like a champ. As you can see at the end the bird was not hurt.
The Cormorant has been described as "large, stupid, clumsy and almost flightless". It certainly was a large species, and doubtlessly must have been clumsy on land. In fact its clumsy gait and inexperience with humans may have caused its extinction. This combination made the bird an easy victim for sealers and other hunters who killed the cormorant for its meat. Whether the species was flightless, is open to debate. There is no anatomical evidence that it was.
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