How Star Wars Episode IV Should Have Ended

[goodshowism]

Despite the fact that I don't have a good reason, I want you all to give this comment a thumbs up!!!

[rayassassin15]

oh wow i just watched the return of the jedi and then this and it is so old

[yapperify]

2 of theese

[billhaley1868]

"Go crazy, I will..." lmao

[drewcool4u]

Look at this video to his new ones...graphics is so different

[Narok24]

Han escaping FTW!

[chorusofthewolves]

get over yourself you must*

[Venestt]

omg i cant stand the 2007 HISHE animations...

[TheSocialVagabond]

Thumbs up if the Death Star looked like a Pokéball to you.

[Wade23581]

Is there a "How episode 6 should have ended"?

[bcin3d]

@Wade23581 Now there is

[malbecks316]

Keep your shitty Star Trek science Technobabble out of here, you creeps. Star Wars isn't science fiction, it's fantasy. The Death Star didn't shoot the red thing because of Drama.

[Newway2bhuman]

that solution had also occurred to me in adition to not waiting until you are in range to charge weapons

[megistion]

ah, nerds arguing - where's my popcorn

[TheEntryCode]

Oh get over yourself. xD

[catseye10000]

have to disagree the deathstar probably had a massive cool down time

[RevengeOfTheKaizer]

@catseye10000 It does, and plus the Death Star itself has to rotate all the way around for its superlaser to aim at the planet. The point about Leia knowing that the Falcon was being tracked is fair, although since Han didn't believe her and it was his ship it probably doesn't matter.

[Sigurjonsig]

destroying a gas giant like that would've destroyed the moon and the death star... lol

[FallenAndRised]

The Death Star is on the orbit of that planet that it destroyed on the first hand! Fuck knows what would've happened if you just suddenly remove the planet from existence that holds all this freaking Pokemon-ball looking "planet"...

[37zombieland]

isn t endor alderon? because it is by the huge planet like alderon

[Fortstorm]

@katsumorymoto M-Theory FTW.

[Rminator1]

the death star looks like a pokéball!

[WildeVerfolgungsjagt]

i say we´re in range now ^^

[katsumorymoto]

the biggest plot hole is in the first few sentences of the movie: "a long time ago in a galaxy far far away.."

this didn't happen in the time-space continuum that is plausible for any and EVERY galaxy and time.

it should read: "in a fictional scenario that might happen in George Lucas' experience of his version of the after-life and maybe some of the fans of this movie..".

[MaskedKane95]

0:31 look at vader's groin,it looks like it's his penis but it's actually the design of the chair

[warlordson123]

Go crazy i would.

[Windmagic444]

"What will I do now, hmm? Go crazy I will!"

lolz

[StopActionGuy]

haha at the beginning i found my pokeball

[0jowe]

blowing up a gas giant would require thousands of time more power and probably wasn't within the death stars capabilities

[jessica5000000]

@0jowe no it probably could had done it but then taken a full day to recharge lol. at least thats what lucas said once

[corebosw]

lol, nerd rage.

[Gothicemokidd1]

@corebosw you mean physicist rage ^_^

[TheQuietOne]

Thats right Leia its all your fault! All of it!!

[mrmaster117]

I get the feeling that blowing up a gas giant would've blow them all to hell and back...

[Cavalier223]

@mrmaster117

You ever watch Heroic Age? They blow up Jupiter, and yeah...an entire fleet gets wiped out as a result.

[MrSTBK]

only I see poke-ball at 0:05?

[bearok89]

im in no way an expert at this but if u destroyed the planet wouldn't that fuck up the moons orbit?

[simcity92]

@bearok89 If the moon was close to the planet itself, it would've blown up with it, or the surface would be completely blown off and what would remain of the moon would be blown out to space. One of the top comments explained it better though, so your question has been answered either way :P It wouldn't have just fucked up it's orbit, but the entire shit would be wiped out.

[RoninDave]

@bearok89 i somehow suspect the Empire wouldn't care about what happens to a moon's orbit. Call me crazy but that's what I think

[killahkazi]

lea's face at 0:16 is priceless

[deviantmonkey1]

ImEternalWanderer I was about to write something similar to what you said until I saw your post. I agree the shock wave of a giant bodies destruction would have ment huge repercussions for any other orbiting satelite in the solar system, be like taking Jupiter out of the picture having effects on every other orbit around it. As for star wars fans take it easy, these are fun films not religons.

[dragondrawer465]

I hate this show

[NoJustNoStopReally]

NO LEAVE IT DA FUKIN SAME MOTHAFUCKA

[Xenocide31337]

*death star destroys big planet* *moon spirals into the sun*

Mission accomplished!

[knightofbruma]

and it's all princes Leia's fault

[Bornerdogge2]

In the original movie's defense, I'd simply say the big planet is a gas giant..:

Gas giants being hundreds of times more massive than rocky planets/moons like Alderaan or Yahvin, it's fair to assume the Death Star couldn't destroy the big planet.

Vid's still funny though!

[Camryneons]

because.. im yoda

[totte654]

we gonna die this year

[idelta777]

If I remember, before they destroyed the dead star, they discovered their plan and warned Moff Tarking, why they didn't just protected that hole with anything?

[snipeefox]

@idelta777 its an exhaust port. clog your exhaust pipe on your car and wait while its turned on. give it some gas too for good measure

[fryejames12]

This vid went viral on Georgetown

[crimsonwolf38]

Lost your fucking mind you have!

[joshrobertcassey]

to all those who argue that the death star would need to recharge, wow does no one think that if they blew up the planet the moon would one have nothing to orbit and fly off and two be struck with countless rocks killing everyone on it. or here is the tricky part it is a scripted movie and we wanna all laugh at it

[Riffer16]

All I used to think about was Star Wars,

but then I took a vagina to the dick.

[petrino]

durr, its been established that the death star can only fire a planetbusting blast once a day.

[Zekea711]

In a way, I feel like a bit of a nerd here. Technically, the moon would have been destroyed by the blast, but if it hadn't, Then the rebels would have had a lot of time to counterattack. The original Death Star took several hours to recharge its laser. So, blowing up the planet would have been a wasteful shot. In any case, still amusing.

[leiajordan]

I was named after princess Leia YAY!!!!!! my mom was a big fan of star wars

[PaperHeroProductions]

Why do the girls in all your videos look so pissed off?

[Darty105]

You'd think the death star could be blown up by anti-matter or something like that. Then again, that is in Star Trek. I think that the DS could be destroyed fairly easily if they used more powerful weapons that are easy to procur and exist.

[MidnightSnack311]

Boo yeah!

[IncapableLP]

Where is the absolute informative comment about the reason why this wasn't in the movie? You know all that nerdy technobubble about the Deathstar needs to charge up a whole day to "FIRE IT'S LAZOOOOAAARRRR!!!" n stuff...just askin'

[StoopidMerekat]

I love this movie, but man, he's sure as hell right about it.

[TheMatty888xx]

thumbs up watching in 2012

[GTSRyan]

So THIS is star wars?? -_-

[KINGKENNYTHEHOLY]

@GTSRyan uh its a cartoon parody?

[GTSRyan]

@KINGKENNYTHEHOLY star wars is a cartoon parody?? lol im just shitting with you, im saying this is what star wars looks like...

[Minigun101]

I think he's remaking this.

[sexsybom1]

0:07 apoke ball or a deth star?

[ngoldenheart101]

I love how Harrison Ford lives :D

[wrappedinyerarms]

Yeah... except for Yavin, the actual planet - it's a gas giant. Obviously firing the universe's most destructive laser into it wouldn't be too bright. So to speak.

[punkstarXL]

POKEBALL!

[jsdart123]

damn, now i have to find spyu's comment...

[Harogrim]

Its funny how Karatechops28's comment is about hitting puberty, and he has 18 thumbs up.

[CDevlinXD]

Thumbs up if you came here to see the date for the cameo comp :)

[ciallbr]

POKEMON BALL :D 0.00

[MrImdgreatest]

Actually, the original Death Star had a one-day cooldown period. That was the power of the 2nd death star. so...fuck yo shit

[jonahpona]

@MrImdgreatest finally somebody explains it clearly ;D

[EpicTurtle92]

@MrImdgreatest wow i hate trolls like you who point out every flaw

[yettii0077]

@MrImdgreatest so it still would have killed them....you think you can survive a planet 1000 times your planets size exploding.. from that distance ?

[LucaTurilli89]

@MrImdgreatest Fuck who? HISHE? Actually it doesn't fucking matter shit because destroying the planet pretty much will kill every living creature on the Moon - Rebel Base...

[dabuddhaman8908]

@MrImdgreatest Sorry Star Wars nerd.

[ImEternalWanderer]

@MrImdgreatest EVEN without the second shot capability, blowing up a planet and you can REALLY fuck up the moon.

The side facing the planet will be sprayed with burning gas and debris from the exploded planet. The force and heat of the explosion would have strip the Moon of its atmosphere and burn the every thing. Everyone would've been crushed, burned or suffocated. And to top it off, without gravitational pull of the planet, the moon would be catapulted off into space. 

[musicloveromg]

@ImEternalWanderer your arguing physics in a movie where ewok's win against an evil galactic empire.. oh and space travel of that magnitude isnt possible

[c14ulesall]

@ImEternalWanderer still, the cool down period, and the second death star was firing lesser power shots, thats why it could fire as much as it did without cool down periods

[MrImdgreatest]

@ImEternalWanderer that doesn't matter, because in the video they fired twice one after the other. fuck yo shit.

[galaxypegasis22]

@ImEternalWanderer NERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mrbob806]

@galaxypegasis22 actually, that's geek stuff. fyi =D

[Grey13Human]

@ImEternalWanderer Also, how this station travels between star system if it cant go around some planet.

[jordanpasek]

@ImEternalWanderer "Catapulted off into space."

Yeah....okay. But no.

[mattwatson17]

@ImEternalWanderer The death star's cannon shoots the part of a planet/ship that it its into hyperspace. The resultant change in gravity and mass causes the planet to quickly become highly unstable and collapse/explode. Yavin is a gas giant, a) the death star's cannon would not have moved enough to cause any particularly damaging change in mass (as Yavin is HUGE) b) as it consists of gas, some of that being removed would not cause a collapse.

This is why I haven't got laid in over a year

[Dragonemperor15]

@mattwatson17 This man is a winner, for his information and his final comment.

[I4mtheFORCE]

@ImEternalWanderer But then, you can't be sure if they managed to evacuate/survive in the anient tombs...

[angrybaaahhh]

@ImEternalWanderer That information right there just blew my face off.

[tifforo1]

@ImEternalWanderer

Because blowing something apart eliminates its mass, right?

[jawadisdead]

@tifforo1 mass concentrated in single body causes gravitational pull, dust in space, would not "hugely affect the catapult action

[maxcardun]

@ImEternalWanderer Oh get over yourself. ^_^

[Nickbulamadimamk]

@ImEternalWanderer Moon doesn't have an atmosphere.

[jawadisdead]

@Nickbulamadimamk ^why cant a moon have an atmosphere?

or you think there is only one, orbiting the earth?

[Wade23581]

@Nickbulamadimamk

Oh really?

Have you ever heard of Titan? You know, that moon with an ATMOSPHERE, which is orbiting Saturn.

[omega311888]

@MrImdgreatest remember the station main weapon wasnt being used at full power to destroy the capitol ships

[watashiwadaisukithis]

@MrImdgreatest maybe the rebel base planet was full of explosives and then detonated while princess leia and others flee

[SasuNaruWillNotDie]

@nightvisiontaco Explain this to me please?! I don't understand this!

[GriffinBing]

@SasuNaruWillNotDie it's a skyrim reference

[Hollowzanro]

@GriffinBing no skyrim stole it from "couse i got high"

[matyas123498]

@nightvisiontaco i did it, pay 500 000 000 $ or you arrows will be dead

[okmroh]

Hans and Chewy wasted their time going 2 Yavin 4 2 help the rebels

[Xanatos346]

No.

[kyal987654321]

Well it is called the "Death star" ...

[silverwolf7791]

lol?

[GuyWithoutACamera]

never did like star wars

[okmroh]

Then why do you watch videos that include Star Wars huh!?

[MySquirtleSquad]

Han and chewy for the win!

[Angamoth]

Deathstar wasn't able to shoot 2 fullpower (planet wrecking) shots in conclusion. So nope it couldn't have ended that way (or G.Lucas got nice excuse for his deus ex machine :D)

[Dobbydoodoodoo]

@Angamoth Soooo... You didn't notice the giant explosion from the planet that exploded, and surely would have exploded the rebel base too?

[pesmerga011]

@Angamoth Would it be able to fire 1 full power shot and one lesser shot? The rebel base isn't as big as a planet so I don't think the Death Star would need a full power shot to destroy it.

[juli19981000]

did any one notice that the map plan of a ship or whatever looked like a Pokemon ball?

[FlameAknon]

a POKEBALL????????

[discoman5403]

00:05 the deathstar is shapd like a pokéball

[bmas44]

was this the first one?

[RichterfanReborn89]

I say we're in range now, FIRE!!!!

[kiroza21]

How did spongebob drive me here?

[zytigon]

For a good laugh try " The Star Trek Bible " parody thesis, read by scholar Robert M. Price on ' The Bible Geek ', 18th September. Are some Bible verses actually reporting sightings of UFO ? Did humans travel here from another galaxy ? Was Jesus a spaceman ? Was the sighting of Jesus going up in the sky [Acts 1v9] actually him being teleported ? Or just dreamed ? Were the living dead people seen in Jerusalem [Matt 27v53] actually imperial guards beamed down to save Jesus? Or just fiction ?

[matthew2002oxr]

@nerdber did u just watch = 3?

[PokemonSquirrelLover]

lol the plans are in the shape of a pokeball

[darknessleaderzero]

han solo ftw

[sonicVSanakin]

luke wasn't even in this....

[ariex0a]

wtf pokeball?

[thebutt46]

have you notticed that the death star looks like a poke-ball when they are briefing the mission

[95davidrdz]

apparently they are trying to destroy the death pokeball.

[Themystery913]

the death star on the board looks like a pokeball

[AnimeLuver16712]

I used to post repetative comments like the top two comments, but then my computer broke

[MasterChafed]

@AnimeLuver16712 from an arrow to the knee?

[ivancamilov]

@AnimeLuver16712 I used to post repetitive comments like the two top comments, then I took an arrow to the knee :(

[zesk1110]

@AnimeLuver16712 our computer count handle all the arrow to the knee jokes

[ThatCakesASpy]

Uhhh... The death star takes 24 hours to fire again

[jeleuri]

Hahaha, epic Chewbacca sound: heuwh?

[JCrashB]

Go crazy I will.

[17arkrage]

OMG i cant believe i never thought of that.

[ThePyschoMovieMaker]

Damn, I got so damn mad when Annakin became Darth Vader on Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith. I mean dude, he was so damn adorable when he was like little and then he became just a big asshole.

[DB9X]

Not bad at all... really funny... except that the First Death Star (not the second) need 24 standard hours to recharge the reactor and be able to shoot again.

But this is really funny =)

[Morpheuus88]

To put a patch on this they actully came up with the 24hour reload cycle for the main laser cannon on the Death Star..

[yettii0077]

@Morpheuus88 blowing up the big plant would still kill them

[Vn2Doky]

muuch better XD

[ilovetoparty1]

I used to herp, but then I derp

[cromaxx15]

what will i do now? Go crazy i will

[klw7789]

I'm going to assume that Yavin is a gas giant and that it is therefore several thousand times larger than a rocky planet like that on which the rebel base is located. Just saying.

[MarcusWindrune]

I think this would be funny if they came up with a version where they did something different but simpler and still got the same outcome

[hornymaneee]

Well, I think it ended just fine the way it did

[lowaces]

so luke skywalker was a virgin right

look it up in your star wars bible

[pete145340]

I don't make arrow to the knee jokes because there old. It was funny the 1st or 2nd time but not now.

[SonOfMotherlessGoat]

I used to make arrow to the knee jokes like you until I took a lightsaber to the neck

[pete145340]

You're wrong it's I used to be an adventurer like u until I took an arrow to the knee

[iTwinzUK]

@gingerninjer2 it's off skyrim, and the original joke is "I used to be a hunter like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee".

[gingerninjer2]

can some one explain arrow to the knee jokes please

[CloudVaris]

As far as plotholes go, this one is incredibly easy to plug: It seems pretty likely that a weapon like that would have downtime.

On the other hand, they might have unplugged that plug in RotJ if the Death Star fires multiple times in the space battle, but I don't remember if that was the case or if it only fired once. On the other other hand, hardware revision or reduced power when firing on things like capital ships, which are many times smaller than planets.

[darkjediMIK]

@CloudVaris That is correct, the original death star was just that, an original so not necessarily as efficient. They redesigned the second so that it could fire more often and also target capital ships, something which also used less energy anyways.

[LexIoana]

Who else is here for the contest answer? :D

[1xlottiex1]

no one elce notice the giant pokeball??

[ishigakire]

bro ur artistic skills are amazing now compared to then

[Baboonaiih]

en. wikipedia. org/wiki/Gas_giant

Article on Gas Giants on Wikipedia.

[Leonable1]

anyone noticed that the Death Star looks like a Pokéball?

[KaiCalimatinus]

@loaces I was about to to make make a point similar to Hastur's as well.

[Hastur00]

Ugh. A gas giant the size of Jupiter is several hundred earth masses of liquid hydrogen with a solid earth-sized lump at the center. The Death Star would have only made Yavin outgas a little. Even if they wanted to hit the rebel base with THAT, they would have had to shoot a point almost directly between Yavin and the base. Which was STILL out of LOS.

[KaiCalimatinus]

@loaces

THE EARTH HAS A CORE OF SOLID IRON AND OTHER RADIOACTIVE METALS, DUE TO THE INTENSE PRESSURE, SURROUNDED BY A MUCH LARGER SPEHERE OF MOLTEN METAL. This is in turn surrounded by the molten tock of the mantles, lower and upper, on top of which the crust lies, in plates. Now for the sun, I do not quite know the state of its core, though I surmise it to be very, very dense plasma.

[spyu]

I used to discuss Star Wars movies like you guys, but then I discovered sex.

[CementDement]

@spyu and?