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  • This is a copy right of the original

  • Don't forget the team of highly trained monkey

  • If.you are canadian like me. Get the goverment to send out the Eh? Bomb. America.come at me bro

  • If zombies feed on human flesh or their brain, how can there be an increase in zombies? The dead human will just be a pile of bones.

  • Zombie improvisation weapons: Molotvs, shovels, improvised flamethrower (insecticide and a lighter will do), hammer, improvised hand grenade (beer bottle, gasoline meganese and a sock) screwdrivers(to the head) shivs made out of pigs bones or even chicken bones (1 use only) guitars, bass guitars (preferably electrical ones since they weight more), a iron (clothing one, really heavy fireplace one for stabing even though bashing also works), yeah that's basically all I can think of right now 

  • Z.E.M.A's top 4 employees are Tank Dempsy, Nikolai Belinkski, Dr. Edward Rictofen and Takeo (insert Takeo's last name, I don't know it)

  • 1.) find a shotgun 2.) find fpsrussia 3.)have a shitload of fun

  • Awesome!

  • @ThrowTheHouseDown if ur american u get a government that has a bunch of nukes

    (=´∀`)人(´∀`=)

  • Hey

  • América sucks Canada is alot better

  • 1.) Throw bleach on them 2.) Kill it with fire.

  • I broke my butt

  • I'm a Canadian so well sucks to. Be American no offense

  • @ThrowTheHouseDown No Offense Taken! ^_^

  • @Ramondhaffar1 geez dude. What's the PMSing about? It's set during a time when the Americans considered Canadians, andhomosexuals bad people. They thought Russia was going to bomb us. If you noticed that it is in black and white and the father acts like A typical 'American' father, it's set in the Late 1900's.

  • I'm currently possessing the whole world and this means that you are all ZOMBIES! YAY ME!

  • This is freaking racist. They add canadians to the list of the bad people? Flaged and disliked. And how is getting yourself killed a good American. Also, if I had to kill my mom, I wouldn't enjoy it. Stop lying about zombie apocalypses. You expect me to believe that Russia is the reason for the zombie apocalypse? More racism. And that Z.E.M.A. is bullshit. It's fake and gay. F.Y.I. not all Americans ar christian, not all Americans have shotguns (wtf really?) And is entertaining, but pointless.

  • I kindof hate the way they deal with zombies. No one should be used as a sacrifice when you have soldiers comming.

  • When in a zombie apocalypse, always expect the worst. THE GOVERNMENT WILL ALWAYS GO WITH "OPERATION: BOMB THE **** OUT OF THE INFECTED AREAS!!"

  • Poor mom

  • just had a dream about zombie's, i was walking like them, those stupid zombies thoughts i was a zombie to. what a dumbass

  • so 240 P we met again

  • @ariberter I have a 1080P version on my channel somewhere....

  • I'm taking notes

  • What to do in a zombie attack:High tail it to FPSRussia's house.

  • go fuck russians doing rockets and the americans eating hamburgers every hour well only 83% of them macdonalds give u what u wanted and its toxic becouse they forgat to give it before the hamburger was fresh and there you go u can become a tank from l4d XD

  • ima ripp ur arm off and beat you with it!!

  • It's a funny subliminal massege....z.em.a = f.e.m.a.....vote RON PAUL 2012

  • @therighttokeeparms Uploaded in 2006...

  • @therighttokeeparms Even creepier!

  • Too funny!!! Thanks for this!

  • Great video, I always got a loaded 12 ga under the bed and plenty o ammo!

  • "... but knives while good for stabbing dirty commies..." AHAHAHA LOLO ROFL AHAHALOL AAALGAE PGANVGABLLLUHUH *chokes*

    *dies*

  • Step 1: leave home well armed and head to car

    Step 2 : make a party of people(must have skills that are useful)

    Step 3: go to bjs or cosco lot all nesssary items

    Step 4: keep moving

    Step 5: loot guns ammo blunt objects whatever

    Step 6: you live or die

  • I am not a good American

  • Damn reds!

  • um, they didnt exacly "survive" though did they?

  • @divineoblivionguy no.... but AMERICA will survive!

  • @divineoblivionguy well they never said they will "survive" the video "what to DO in a zombie apocalypse"

  • This vid is popular on Yerevan

  • @waffleboy1307 and when the shells and bullets run out?

  • And to think this family was boss 4 7 minutes.....

  • What a good american!

  • so wait just because i have adhd im going to die that doesnt seem fun for me

  • Link the pad and use the teleporter and upgrade your raygun and thunder gun and be sure to have a Juggernaut nog. get a mule kick so u can hav 3 weapons and upgrade your M1911 to get mustang and sally but wait u will need more time hit the mystery box till u get monkey bomb and last thing make a Crawler so the teleporter will cool and n u can do whatever the hell u want. Enjoy :)

  • I bet my dad has all he needs, shotguns, snipers, pistols and my fave a 12 gauge shotty (shotgun) my dad goes hunting everyone season

  • But if there like the zombies in 28 days later those thing run fast.

  • @1001CRAZYFOOL

    They're not qualified as zombies, the Bible of all Zombie Apocalypse believers (xD) says so: Zombie Wiki.

  • Im Not American.

  • Yeah block the highways. The zombies can't operate a door knob, but apparently they can operate a car.

  • @nwahforever that's not to keep the zombies from getting out, it's to keep the people in!

    “Nuke the entire site from orbit--it's the only way to be sure”

  • I'm a zombie and I'm american (is that how its spelled, oh crap there goes my ear) and I'm a hard worker. Hrrrmmm I still hate eat dead human flesh......

  • I'm aaaaaa zommmmmbieeeeee annnnnnd I'm ammmmmericaaaannnnn. mmmmmmmmmaann thiiiiiiiiisss taaakkesssss meee baacckk tooo wwheeeen weeee werrrreee cooooooooooooollllll. I'lllllllll eaaaattt you iiiiif yooooou mock usssssssssss!!!!

  • i will squeel like a little girl ! ;)

  • Wat if u don't have a shotgun 0-o

  • 1:23 the guy on the left looks like billy mays to me. btw hes dead so it works GREAT with  this video!

  • if a group of necrophiliacs met a group of zombies, who would do the chasing?

  • -hun i have been bitten

    -Billy get the shotgun...

  • im not american...

  • Hey wait...since when are zombies smart enough to use a weapon such as a wrench?? FAKE.

  • 1) link the pad to the teleporter and upgrade your weapons with the pack a punch!

    2) keep on gambling on the crate untill you get Decoy monkeys, a plasmagun or thundergun!!

    3) always keep a crawler to give the teleporter the time to cool down before the next wave comes!

  • Agh can't watch anymore, they are insulting Russians to much

  • the guy on the left at 1:23 looks like willie nelson

  • They still got eaten... that sucks. LOL!

  • The sisters cute

  • brand new zombie podcast look up zombie podcast the undead uprising with m and c.flv on youtube or at undeaduprising.blogspot.com

  • If i was billy against that zombie in the kitchen i would of used the gun as a melee weapon.

  • I used to be an American father during the zombie attack, but then I took a wretch to the knee

  • @j2fred bit. ly/ vbDKZz

  • @j2fred Ummmmm...... is that a joke?

  • @j2fred U used to be straight...but then you took a dick to the ass..

  • good job billy now lock and load and let dad rack the slide and bust some gage in that zombie ass

  • 1639 Americans watched this :P !!!

  • WTF does then I took an arrow to the knee mean?!?!?!?!?!?!

  • @MultyGrace12 youtu.be /UoZWuvEtMvc

  • @MultyGrace12 lol take it you aint played skyrim?

  • @MultyGrace12 skyrim

  • You'd get infected if using an zombies arm....But yet It was Billy using the arm...

  • look

  • WTF u get eaten eventually

  • 03:24 I would prefer the bat

  • lol banana production

    

  • Racism

  • first step: grab a fucking ak-47 and a mp5 shoot them and slice them

    second step: burn them

  • USA! USA! USA

  • you ass

    

  • 0:48 - 0:52 "but where is sister?" lol at mums face XD XD XD

  • i have a bether idea :watch some zombie movies (to now what to do)

    grab a powerful gun or something like that,have a safe place,food,backup unit,antidox and some health things,and a grenade

  • I feel very patriotic after watching this.

  • tht was the biggining of dead frontier

  • this is brilliant, look at him ready to shoot his wife with a pipe in his mouth

  • arh birak...puikkkk

    

  • what to do

    1.find a slow man

    2.when the zombies run at you all you have to do is out run the slow dude.

  • Nope, I'm going dead island style. Group up with friends and get insane weapons.

    Make the apocalypse fun!

  • I TOTALLY agree with @genisisnov

  • what if your not a american?

  • @88tehhustle88 don't worry zombies onlie suvive on the frech meat of true godfearing Americans als the rest of us can freely walk by :)

  • @88tehhustle88 then your fucked...

  • Aw naw, I am not getting eaten by zombies tonight!

  • Dead Frontier brought me here....and i'm like wtf...

  • I'm not an American and plus you are fucking freaks like the world is ending plus if it dose it would be the nazis turning on Russia and they would have done it by now it would have been just after world war 2 and they would make more of that shit to drop on America and the US military would look for people who survived and close the border protecting CANADA the best place on earth and I know you hate me for saying that but the zombies won't be rising you play or watch to much zombie movies or

  • @MrYoshiFilms this is a joke, calm down

  • I used to survive Zombie attacks, then i took an arrow to the knee.

  • ┌∩┐(►.◄) ┌∩┐

  • It's quite good! Britannia would do better!

  • okay guys its a joke! dont take offence ._.

  • This is the funniest shit ever :)

    People are taking this too seriously, it's a joke!

    Keep calm bro.

  • Very funny!

  • fuck thess

    

  • I just wasted 14 mins of my life this will neverr happen

  • Is supossed to be informative or offensive?

  • Its sad when I can't tell if your making fun of america or just being a jerk

  • @genisisnov

    bit.ly /  u2yPlv

  • @genisisnov dude its just supose to be funny

  • @genisisnov He's making fun of every zombie film and all the classic safety films of the cold war. And, if you want, he's making fun of america too.

  • @genisisnov I think they are making fun of those 1940, 1950 era informational short films that they showed in movie theaters before the main film that told people how to shop for food or how to take a bath properly

  • @genisisnov ikr!

  • @genisisnov I dunno, if I recall every thing I've learned about the 1950s, this about right about American families.

  • for some reason i think i already watched this...

  • for some reason i think i already watched this...

  • There goes the Neighborhood

  • isnt the zombies arm as big as the baseballbat?

  • lol dont go and attack a zombie like that u will die

  • IM not american...

  • a chainsaw is the best weapon you can have in a zombie attack.

  • the mum slaps he dahuther

  • hihi bin selber aus Frankfurt

  • I got a better idea:

    1) Get a machete and a .22 caliber firearm with plenty of ammunition.

    2) RUUUNNN!!!!!!!!! :0

  • @JoeRezac005 ehhh 1: a machete is a veru dumb weapon to use, as it is very heavy and will easily get sutck in decayed flesh and bone. a blunt weapon is better.

    2: .22 ammunition dosent have enough stopping power to penterate the head in a single shot, you'd have to use at least 3-5 shots at close range.

  • @JoeRezac005 A .22 would be the worst choice of weapon after a BB gun

  • @JoeRezac005 Yeah, people tried that one too. It never ends well. In other words they did take the best guns and ammo with them, they did raid the shops even. And they did make a run for it only to be stopped by rival raiders and or the zombies which already accumilated and munched said raiders and made more said zombies.

  • wait, if you TOUCH a zombie, wouldn't it KILL you? or turn you into a zombie?

  • to the people who are saying this is fake....of course its fucking fake, do you remember a zombie apocalypse. retards

  • @MrSamuel462

    i do.. i was in a kino. the kino was in toten.. i the end i died. killed zombies in 30 rounds

  • @MrSamuel462

    I remember.. or it was a movie, then again it could of been a dream... idk

  • i lmfao!!

  • Stupid European.

  • How did you get so many people to act in such a"..." video?

    Stupid america.

  • thease (O.0) (>_<) (T_T) all the faces i made watching this.

  • i hate russia exept for FPS Russia

  • :/

  • fake but cool

  • fake

  • Why they forget man is leader? D:

  • 11:06 That looks like Dallas...I need to catch a plane.

  • Who thought that the first zombie in the window looked like santa no presents this year lol

  • we meet aqian 240 p

  • o.0

  • 'Billy retreives his handy weapon'

    Aaaaaaaaah I see what you did there!

  • Awesome vid but one flaw you see zombies lack the intelligence to make specific blows so when dad got hit in the knee by the wrench that would never happen the chances of the zombie making such an accurate blow are one in a million

  • cut the freaking hand off

  • Not that I hate communism, but this video sounds a bit commie to me.

    Great movie with a lot of weird and random humor. (so you've been bitten. Aka-say goodbye to mommy kids. Lol)

  • also I'm 18 years schoolgirl

  • ROFL get raygun its the best way

  • 10:10 FAIL!!!!!!

  • BILLY HAS ADHD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­O!

  • ey nie mehr schuften bin so reich

  • if you love zombies watch DEWmsday on youtube i watched it and its pretty good

  • If you love zombies watch my video DEWmsday on youtube

  • How to survive a zombie invasion?

    Solution:Go to FPSrussia's house

  • this is awesome!! Check out our music video "Night of the Living Dead"

  • No wonder this was presented by a chemical industry, they might accidently create zombies with radiation or something (maybe they have the Solanm virus in huge containers)

  • Kinda fallout 3 sense of hummor

  • The end is the best part

  • American nationalism is just funny

  • come check out my zombie movies

  • Awesome, now i can be Safe against Zombies

  • This fuck is stupid!

  • you can create the anit venom ( only anit virus) when you create it you cant cure it but it got some anit virus so bites a no 100% fatal.

  • rofl, so the overall plan is to draw attention to yourself so the zombies are contained until they nuke the city? that sucks.

  • What if you want to be a zombie ?, this is racissssssssssssst !!!!!!!

  • 05:58 omg she has three arms :o

  • hold up, he opened the window and the female zombie smiled at him, LOL! even in death she wants some d

  • TWEET YOUR LOCATION AND WEAPONG THATS CLOSE TO YOU AT #ifzombieshappen

    Example- In bathroom with toliet seat #ifzombieshappen

  • I would go outside and...... call in an ac130!!"

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  • young girls scream??? she looks fucking 21 LOL

  • This is cool. I like the 50's style LOL.

  • Firmly grasp it in your hand

  • Or just hit him with the back of the shotgun...

  • dad tells billy to go get the shot gun LOL

  • Im Russian :(