Zombie improvisation weapons: Molotvs, shovels, improvised flamethrower (insecticide and a lighter will do), hammer, improvised hand grenade (beer bottle, gasoline meganese and a sock) screwdrivers(to the head) shivs made out of pigs bones or even chicken bones (1 use only) guitars, bass guitars (preferably electrical ones since they weight more), a iron (clothing one, really heavy fireplace one for stabing even though bashing also works), yeah that's basically all I can think of right now
@Ramondhaffar1 geez dude. What's the PMSing about? It's set during a time when the Americans considered Canadians, andhomosexuals bad people. They thought Russia was going to bomb us. If you noticed that it is in black and white and the father acts like A typical 'American' father, it's set in the Late 1900's.
This is freaking racist. They add canadians to the list of the bad people? Flaged and disliked. And how is getting yourself killed a good American. Also, if I had to kill my mom, I wouldn't enjoy it. Stop lying about zombie apocalypses. You expect me to believe that Russia is the reason for the zombie apocalypse? More racism. And that Z.E.M.A. is bullshit. It's fake and gay. F.Y.I. not all Americans ar christian, not all Americans have shotguns (wtf really?) And is entertaining, but pointless.
go fuck russians doing rockets and the americans eating hamburgers every hour well only 83% of them macdonalds give u what u wanted and its toxic becouse they forgat to give it before the hamburger was fresh and there you go u can become a tank from l4d XD
Link the pad and use the teleporter and upgrade your raygun and thunder gun and be sure to have a Juggernaut nog. get a mule kick so u can hav 3 weapons and upgrade your M1911 to get mustang and sally but wait u will need more time hit the mystery box till u get monkey bomb and last thing make a Crawler so the teleporter will cool and n u can do whatever the hell u want. Enjoy :)
I'm a zombie and I'm american (is that how its spelled, oh crap there goes my ear) and I'm a hard worker. Hrrrmmm I still hate eat dead human flesh......
I'm not an American and plus you are fucking freaks like the world is ending plus if it dose it would be the nazis turning on Russia and they would have done it by now it would have been just after world war 2 and they would make more of that shit to drop on America and the US military would look for people who survived and close the border protecting CANADA the best place on earth and I know you hate me for saying that but the zombies won't be rising you play or watch to much zombie movies or
@genisisnov I think they are making fun of those 1940, 1950 era informational short films that they showed in movie theaters before the main film that told people how to shop for food or how to take a bath properly
@JoeRezac005 ehhh 1: a machete is a veru dumb weapon to use, as it is very heavy and will easily get sutck in decayed flesh and bone. a blunt weapon is better.
2: .22 ammunition dosent have enough stopping power to penterate the head in a single shot, you'd have to use at least 3-5 shots at close range.
@JoeRezac005 Yeah, people tried that one too. It never ends well. In other words they did take the best guns and ammo with them, they did raid the shops even. And they did make a run for it only to be stopped by rival raiders and or the zombies which already accumilated and munched said raiders and made more said zombies.
Awesome vid but one flaw you see zombies lack the intelligence to make specific blows so when dad got hit in the knee by the wrench that would never happen the chances of the zombie making such an accurate blow are one in a million
No wonder this was presented by a chemical industry, they might accidently create zombies with radiation or something (maybe they have the Solanm virus in huge containers)
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kungfume2 1 day ago
Don't forget the team of highly trained monkey
NathanDogg4 1 day ago
If.you are canadian like me. Get the goverment to send out the Eh? Bomb. America.come at me bro
KatalystSix 3 days ago
If zombies feed on human flesh or their brain, how can there be an increase in zombies? The dead human will just be a pile of bones.
Runnawayslave 3 days ago
Zombie improvisation weapons: Molotvs, shovels, improvised flamethrower (insecticide and a lighter will do), hammer, improvised hand grenade (beer bottle, gasoline meganese and a sock) screwdrivers(to the head) shivs made out of pigs bones or even chicken bones (1 use only) guitars, bass guitars (preferably electrical ones since they weight more), a iron (clothing one, really heavy fireplace one for stabing even though bashing also works), yeah that's basically all I can think of right now
Lukacrow 3 days ago
Z.E.M.A's top 4 employees are Tank Dempsy, Nikolai Belinkski, Dr. Edward Rictofen and Takeo (insert Takeo's last name, I don't know it)
Zantichi 4 days ago
1.) find a shotgun 2.) find fpsrussia 3.)have a shitload of fun
bamboy98 4 days ago
Awesome!
autumnbilly 4 days ago
@ThrowTheHouseDown if ur american u get a government that has a bunch of nukes
(=´∀`)人(´∀`=)
jmanboss01 4 days ago
Hey
KentMcLeod1965 4 days ago
América sucks Canada is alot better
mrdcfan1996 5 days ago
1.) Throw bleach on them 2.) Kill it with fire.
UltracutekittenxYT 6 days ago
I broke my butt
Gijojolee 1 week ago
I'm a Canadian so well sucks to. Be American no offense
ThrowTheHouseDown 1 week ago
@ThrowTheHouseDown No Offense Taken! ^_^
lonebannana 6 days ago
@Ramondhaffar1 geez dude. What's the PMSing about? It's set during a time when the Americans considered Canadians, andhomosexuals bad people. They thought Russia was going to bomb us. If you noticed that it is in black and white and the father acts like A typical 'American' father, it's set in the Late 1900's.
VideoGamer133 1 week ago
I'm currently possessing the whole world and this means that you are all ZOMBIES! YAY ME!
Crissangelforsatan 1 week ago
This is freaking racist. They add canadians to the list of the bad people? Flaged and disliked. And how is getting yourself killed a good American. Also, if I had to kill my mom, I wouldn't enjoy it. Stop lying about zombie apocalypses. You expect me to believe that Russia is the reason for the zombie apocalypse? More racism. And that Z.E.M.A. is bullshit. It's fake and gay. F.Y.I. not all Americans ar christian, not all Americans have shotguns (wtf really?) And is entertaining, but pointless.
Raymondhaffar1 1 week ago
I kindof hate the way they deal with zombies. No one should be used as a sacrifice when you have soldiers comming.
Raymondhaffar1 1 week ago
When in a zombie apocalypse, always expect the worst. THE GOVERNMENT WILL ALWAYS GO WITH "OPERATION: BOMB THE **** OUT OF THE INFECTED AREAS!!"
knyghtbreaker 1 week ago
Poor mom
Killerofghos 1 week ago
just had a dream about zombie's, i was walking like them, those stupid zombies thoughts i was a zombie to. what a dumbass
talal4kurd 2 weeks ago
so 240 P we met again
ariberter 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
@ariberter I have a 1080P version on my channel somewhere....
lonebannana 1 week ago
I'm taking notes
burningblackflowers 2 weeks ago
What to do in a zombie attack:High tail it to FPSRussia's house.
adrnjrjer 2 weeks ago
go fuck russians doing rockets and the americans eating hamburgers every hour well only 83% of them macdonalds give u what u wanted and its toxic becouse they forgat to give it before the hamburger was fresh and there you go u can become a tank from l4d XD
xcz123321 2 weeks ago
ima ripp ur arm off and beat you with it!!
riikonightraider 2 weeks ago
It's a funny subliminal massege....z.em.a = f.e.m.a.....vote RON PAUL 2012
therighttokeeparms 2 weeks ago
@therighttokeeparms Uploaded in 2006...
Hack3r91 2 weeks ago
@therighttokeeparms Even creepier!
Hack3r91 2 weeks ago
Too funny!!! Thanks for this!
aer71367 2 weeks ago
Great video, I always got a loaded 12 ga under the bed and plenty o ammo!
linemann3 2 weeks ago
"... but knives while good for stabbing dirty commies..." AHAHAHA LOLO ROFL AHAHALOL AAALGAE PGANVGABLLLUHUH *chokes*
*dies*
toli96 2 weeks ago
Step 1: leave home well armed and head to car
Step 2 : make a party of people(must have skills that are useful)
Step 3: go to bjs or cosco lot all nesssary items
Step 4: keep moving
Step 5: loot guns ammo blunt objects whatever
Step 6: you live or die
ProfessionalAsian1 3 weeks ago
I am not a good American
MrMaxdeath 3 weeks ago
Damn reds!
PINEACHEO 3 weeks ago
um, they didnt exacly "survive" though did they?
divineoblivionguy 3 weeks ago
@divineoblivionguy no.... but AMERICA will survive!
lonebannana 3 weeks ago 8
@divineoblivionguy well they never said they will "survive" the video "what to DO in a zombie apocalypse"
REAPER22able 2 weeks ago
This vid is popular on Yerevan
rafaelsalinas58 3 weeks ago
@waffleboy1307 and when the shells and bullets run out?
DarkWitnessed 3 weeks ago
And to think this family was boss 4 7 minutes.....
goodboy482 3 weeks ago
What a good american!
BloodyChamp100 3 weeks ago
so wait just because i have adhd im going to die that doesnt seem fun for me
14disturbed 3 weeks ago
Link the pad and use the teleporter and upgrade your raygun and thunder gun and be sure to have a Juggernaut nog. get a mule kick so u can hav 3 weapons and upgrade your M1911 to get mustang and sally but wait u will need more time hit the mystery box till u get monkey bomb and last thing make a Crawler so the teleporter will cool and n u can do whatever the hell u want. Enjoy :)
georgemarcus8 3 weeks ago
I bet my dad has all he needs, shotguns, snipers, pistols and my fave a 12 gauge shotty (shotgun) my dad goes hunting everyone season
waffleboy1307 3 weeks ago
But if there like the zombies in 28 days later those thing run fast.
1001CRAZYFOOL 3 weeks ago
@1001CRAZYFOOL
They're not qualified as zombies, the Bible of all Zombie Apocalypse believers (xD) says so: Zombie Wiki.
Flangerus 3 weeks ago
Im Not American.
ImGamingGirl 3 weeks ago
Yeah block the highways. The zombies can't operate a door knob, but apparently they can operate a car.
nwahforever 3 weeks ago 7
@nwahforever that's not to keep the zombies from getting out, it's to keep the people in!
“Nuke the entire site from orbit--it's the only way to be sure”
lonebannana 3 weeks ago
I'm a zombie and I'm american (is that how its spelled, oh crap there goes my ear) and I'm a hard worker. Hrrrmmm I still hate eat dead human flesh......
hidinginyourmind 4 weeks ago
I'm aaaaaa zommmmmbieeeeee annnnnnd I'm ammmmmericaaaannnnn. mmmmmmmmmaann thiiiiiiiiisss taaakkesssss meee baacckk tooo wwheeeen weeee werrrreee cooooooooooooollllll. I'lllllllll eaaaattt you iiiiif yooooou mock usssssssssss!!!!
hidinginyourmind 4 weeks ago
i will squeel like a little girl ! ;)
ahool69 4 weeks ago
Wat if u don't have a shotgun 0-o
fireduke98 4 weeks ago
1:23 the guy on the left looks like billy mays to me. btw hes dead so it works GREAT with this video!
faceblox21 1 month ago
if a group of necrophiliacs met a group of zombies, who would do the chasing?
SloLlama 1 month ago
-hun i have been bitten
-Billy get the shotgun...
Ta2uxz 1 month ago
im not american...
pn0yk1n6 1 month ago
Hey wait...since when are zombies smart enough to use a weapon such as a wrench?? FAKE.
ezekeil33 1 month ago
1) link the pad to the teleporter and upgrade your weapons with the pack a punch!
2) keep on gambling on the crate untill you get Decoy monkeys, a plasmagun or thundergun!!
3) always keep a crawler to give the teleporter the time to cool down before the next wave comes!
Dailydose13 1 month ago 2
Agh can't watch anymore, they are insulting Russians to much
Saucebottle007 1 month ago
the guy on the left at 1:23 looks like willie nelson
84IRISHMAN84 1 month ago
They still got eaten... that sucks. LOL!
deathbatgurl7 1 month ago
The sisters cute
zombiekiller7700 1 month ago
brand new zombie podcast look up zombie podcast the undead uprising with m and c.flv on youtube or at undeaduprising.blogspot.com
deathconred9 1 month ago
If i was billy against that zombie in the kitchen i would of used the gun as a melee weapon.
preetyflyforawifi 1 month ago
I used to be an American father during the zombie attack, but then I took a wretch to the knee
j2fred 1 month ago 13
@j2fred bit. ly/ vbDKZz
lonebannana 1 month ago
@j2fred Ummmmm...... is that a joke?
LRbdghnq 1 month ago
@j2fred U used to be straight...but then you took a dick to the ass..
cimsterable 1 month ago
good job billy now lock and load and let dad rack the slide and bust some gage in that zombie ass
SWD2263 1 month ago
1639 Americans watched this :P !!!
hoohohohter 1 month ago
WTF does then I took an arrow to the knee mean?!?!?!?!?!?!
MultyGrace12 1 month ago
@MultyGrace12 youtu.be /UoZWuvEtMvc
lonebannana 1 month ago
@MultyGrace12 lol take it you aint played skyrim?
Leeum88 4 weeks ago
@MultyGrace12 skyrim
fuzzybuzzy47 3 weeks ago
You'd get infected if using an zombies arm....But yet It was Billy using the arm...
santasku11 1 month ago
look
1fosteraus 1 month ago
WTF u get eaten eventually
DVipers2011 1 month ago
03:24 I would prefer the bat
AddictedDK 1 month ago
lol banana production
C3FA1 1 month ago
Racism
injoi40 1 month ago
first step: grab a fucking ak-47 and a mp5 shoot them and slice them
second step: burn them
keanuvang 1 month ago
USA! USA! USA
456dna 1 month ago
you ass
byron10guate 1 month ago
0:48 - 0:52 "but where is sister?" lol at mums face XD XD XD
hi1234526 1 month ago
i have a bether idea :watch some zombie movies (to now what to do)
grab a powerful gun or something like that,have a safe place,food,backup unit,antidox and some health things,and a grenade
osmanpbs 1 month ago
I feel very patriotic after watching this.
bubbaa14 1 month ago
tht was the biggining of dead frontier
MrThenegativealbino 1 month ago
this is brilliant, look at him ready to shoot his wife with a pipe in his mouth
vezzanator 1 month ago
arh birak...puikkkk
Emryz94 1 month ago
what to do
1.find a slow man
2.when the zombies run at you all you have to do is out run the slow dude.
Doggy123Funny 1 month ago
Nope, I'm going dead island style. Group up with friends and get insane weapons.
Make the apocalypse fun!
twistedmetalll2 1 month ago
I TOTALLY agree with @genisisnov
UltimateZeldaGirl25 1 month ago
what if your not a american?
88tehhustle88 1 month ago 6
@88tehhustle88 don't worry zombies onlie suvive on the frech meat of true godfearing Americans als the rest of us can freely walk by :)
verrybrainie 3 weeks ago
@88tehhustle88 then your fucked...
kyubinaruto078 3 weeks ago
Aw naw, I am not getting eaten by zombies tonight!
Tactual 1 month ago
Dead Frontier brought me here....and i'm like wtf...
Mistogan808 1 month ago
I'm not an American and plus you are fucking freaks like the world is ending plus if it dose it would be the nazis turning on Russia and they would have done it by now it would have been just after world war 2 and they would make more of that shit to drop on America and the US military would look for people who survived and close the border protecting CANADA the best place on earth and I know you hate me for saying that but the zombies won't be rising you play or watch to much zombie movies or
MrYoshiFilms 1 month ago
@MrYoshiFilms this is a joke, calm down
vezzanator 1 month ago
I used to survive Zombie attacks, then i took an arrow to the knee.
MrWhitewax 1 month ago
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MrNano2003 1 month ago
It's quite good! Britannia would do better!
dragono100 1 month ago
okay guys its a joke! dont take offence ._.
regularjo64 1 month ago
This is the funniest shit ever :)
People are taking this too seriously, it's a joke!
Keep calm bro.
BonnBonnphenomenon 1 month ago
Very funny!
Phobosinadamant 1 month ago
fuck thess
spedfamily123 1 month ago
I just wasted 14 mins of my life this will neverr happen
723thegamer 1 month ago
Is supossed to be informative or offensive?
LightCloudxx07 1 month ago
Its sad when I can't tell if your making fun of america or just being a jerk
genisisnov 1 month ago
@genisisnov
bit.ly / u2yPlv
lonebannana 1 month ago
@genisisnov dude its just supose to be funny
blazeandcody8077 1 month ago
@genisisnov He's making fun of every zombie film and all the classic safety films of the cold war. And, if you want, he's making fun of america too.
tymki 1 month ago
@genisisnov I think they are making fun of those 1940, 1950 era informational short films that they showed in movie theaters before the main film that told people how to shop for food or how to take a bath properly
Johneph612 1 month ago
@genisisnov ikr!
LRbdghnq 1 month ago
@genisisnov I dunno, if I recall every thing I've learned about the 1950s, this about right about American families.
landofconfusionfan 1 month ago
for some reason i think i already watched this...
MrOpensaysme123 1 month ago
for some reason i think i already watched this...
MrOpensaysme123 1 month ago
There goes the Neighborhood
TheMilovan981 1 month ago
isnt the zombies arm as big as the baseballbat?
PickledEyeball 1 month ago
lol dont go and attack a zombie like that u will die
emobarbie20 1 month ago
IM not american...
dragonkarol 1 month ago
a chainsaw is the best weapon you can have in a zombie attack.
mrjim208 1 month ago
the mum slaps he dahuther
llop12234 1 month ago
hihi bin selber aus Frankfurt
AndreeChauxy698 1 month ago
I got a better idea:
1) Get a machete and a .22 caliber firearm with plenty of ammunition.
2) RUUUNNN!!!!!!!!! :0
JoeRezac005 1 month ago 14
@JoeRezac005 ehhh 1: a machete is a veru dumb weapon to use, as it is very heavy and will easily get sutck in decayed flesh and bone. a blunt weapon is better.
2: .22 ammunition dosent have enough stopping power to penterate the head in a single shot, you'd have to use at least 3-5 shots at close range.
Demoman3138 1 month ago
@JoeRezac005 A .22 would be the worst choice of weapon after a BB gun
t4509228 1 month ago
@JoeRezac005 Yeah, people tried that one too. It never ends well. In other words they did take the best guns and ammo with them, they did raid the shops even. And they did make a run for it only to be stopped by rival raiders and or the zombies which already accumilated and munched said raiders and made more said zombies.
ShroedingerWatcher 1 month ago
wait, if you TOUCH a zombie, wouldn't it KILL you? or turn you into a zombie?
Iluvmjandpranks 1 month ago
to the people who are saying this is fake....of course its fucking fake, do you remember a zombie apocalypse. retards
MrSamuel462 1 month ago 39
@MrSamuel462
i do.. i was in a kino. the kino was in toten.. i the end i died. killed zombies in 30 rounds
THEovstis 1 month ago
@MrSamuel462
I remember.. or it was a movie, then again it could of been a dream... idk
id493337 1 month ago
i lmfao!!
drewshbag111 2 months ago
Stupid European.
demon89489 2 months ago
How did you get so many people to act in such a"..." video?
Stupid america.
ma5asskoun 2 months ago
thease (O.0) (>_<) (T_T) all the faces i made watching this.
ShadowFlameist 2 months ago
i hate russia exept for FPS Russia
TheFlamingBuritto 2 months ago
:/
spock4450 2 months ago
fake but cool
philippineboy39132 2 months ago
fake
philippineboy39132 2 months ago
Why they forget man is leader? D:
thumperlowk1995 2 months ago
11:06 That looks like Dallas...I need to catch a plane.
ThereRnoBirds 2 months ago
Who thought that the first zombie in the window looked like santa no presents this year lol
424heyyy 2 months ago
we meet aqian 240 p
adriangosful 2 months ago
o.0
TheDeathNote2 2 months ago
'Billy retreives his handy weapon'
Aaaaaaaaah I see what you did there!
Mario78718 2 months ago
Awesome vid but one flaw you see zombies lack the intelligence to make specific blows so when dad got hit in the knee by the wrench that would never happen the chances of the zombie making such an accurate blow are one in a million
DEVILPIRATEFAN 2 months ago
cut the freaking hand off
littlethejman 2 months ago
Not that I hate communism, but this video sounds a bit commie to me.
Great movie with a lot of weird and random humor. (so you've been bitten. Aka-say goodbye to mommy kids. Lol)
Th5R51p5r 2 months ago
also I'm 18 years schoolgirl
VelvaTaniaud121 2 months ago
ROFL get raygun its the best way
DEMMY39 2 months ago
10:10 FAIL!!!!!!
habborocks453 2 months ago
BILLY HAS ADHD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
TannerManFrith 2 months ago
ey nie mehr schuften bin so reich
DoreenSiumf599 2 months ago
if you love zombies watch DEWmsday on youtube i watched it and its pretty good
shipking1995 2 months ago
If you love zombies watch my video DEWmsday on youtube
shipking1995 2 months ago
How to survive a zombie invasion?
Solution:Go to FPSrussia's house
TheExplodingPickle97 2 months ago
this is awesome!! Check out our music video "Night of the Living Dead"
CWEMusic 2 months ago
No wonder this was presented by a chemical industry, they might accidently create zombies with radiation or something (maybe they have the Solanm virus in huge containers)
1717merlijn 2 months ago
Kinda fallout 3 sense of hummor
Lakword2 2 months ago
The end is the best part
poopnuggetcanada 2 months ago
American nationalism is just funny
Blaze6108 2 months ago
come check out my zombie movies
denrob1000 2 months ago
Awesome, now i can be Safe against Zombies
manoleteblas 2 months ago
This fuck is stupid!
Kr0nk0Killers 2 months ago
you can create the anit venom ( only anit virus) when you create it you cant cure it but it got some anit virus so bites a no 100% fatal.
tingmarco1 2 months ago
rofl, so the overall plan is to draw attention to yourself so the zombies are contained until they nuke the city? that sucks.
Schmeethe88 2 months ago
What if you want to be a zombie ?, this is racissssssssssssst !!!!!!!
Valkyriepure 2 months ago
05:58 omg she has three arms :o
shizz275 2 months ago
hold up, he opened the window and the female zombie smiled at him, LOL! even in death she wants some d
Linmus 2 months ago
TWEET YOUR LOCATION AND WEAPONG THATS CLOSE TO YOU AT #ifzombieshappen
Example- In bathroom with toliet seat #ifzombieshappen
TheGagev 2 months ago
I would go outside and...... call in an ac130!!"
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beebtv 2 months ago
young girls scream??? she looks fucking 21 LOL
lachproductions101 2 months ago
This is cool. I like the 50's style LOL.
brooder9000 2 months ago
Firmly grasp it in your hand
kballo321 2 months ago
Or just hit him with the back of the shotgun...
Chubbypunch01 2 months ago 25
dad tells billy to go get the shot gun LOL
SuperWalshBros 2 months ago
Im Russian :(
OfficialBassMonkey 2 months ago