PSYCHO SAL (Part 1)

[MrAvidLearner]

wish i could see the video to this

[DominoRyder]

This bit is so fake, Sal lays it on way too thick to be serious

[AMpufnstuf]

sals a better actor than I ever gave him credit

[justjokin1210]

i miss crazy sal

[fritzkat]

you guys are funny and you do entertain but you need to know that you are all on the same level.

[TonyBranston]

*Invisible dwarf on tall stool*

[adamski177]

hands up if you hate robin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[peartfaldo]

Id LOVE to have Sal stay over;-) We'd have soooo much fun!!!

[Johnmeadows23]

Artie's laugh is awesome right here 8:45

[zIxNiGhTMaRexIz]

Lol

[glover519]

9:42 "I used to listen to you, you were my only release." Hahahahhaha, Sal was never very good with choosing his words to express himself

[KCArmstrongXIIV]

do u guys remember that story sal told about being molested by one of his aunts...howard kinda just ignored it lol

i wanna know more! ..i think thats why hes obsessed with older women

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

Sal and Richard don't like this

[KCArmstrongXIIV]

@BlackDynamiteNYC nice lol

[faffaflunkie]

If you listen to Sal "the stockbroker" you'ed know the stock market is bullshit.

[ronson232]

@faffaflunkie

He was never a real stockbroker. He worked in a boiler room touting penny stocks for pump and dumpers. He doesn't know jack about the stock market.

[faffaflunkie]

@ronson232 Another reason to hate Sal.

[xtxguyx]

"i was gonna cook for ya"

[justinsgil185]

This gets creepier every second.

[ralphyetmore]

8:00 - "Something just happened in my brain where everything stopped". Yeah, Sal - that's the logic in your argument coming to a dead end.

[msannethr0pe]

howard was honking, snorting and sniffing thru this whole thing with a gob of phlem in his throat.

[MrDookieBootie]

@msannethr0pe no shit? really?

[Lvduggo69]

I've come to believe that the stern show is half acting and half guests. This Sal shit is bad acting. But there is no other show close to the HSS.

[ohrwurm]

Sal basically came out of the closet here.

[puma32ish]

i miss artie!

[jimmyl324]

i miss those heroin laughs artie has like hes stoned...

[djcruzify]

KING OF COMEDY: Rupert Pupkin (De Niro), a stage-door autograph hound, is an aspiring stand-up comic. After meeting with Jerry Langford (Lewis), a famous comedian and talk show host, Rupert believes his "big break" has finally come. He attempts to get a place on the show, but is continually rebuffed by Langford's staff and, finally, by Langford himself. Along the way, Rupert indulges in elaborate and obsessive fantasies where he and Langford are colleagues and friends.

[djcruzify]

@djcruzify

THUMBS UP IF YOU THINK SAL SHOULD STAR AS ROBERT DE NIRO'S CHARACTER IN THE REMAKE OF THE 1983 FILM, KING OF COMEDY

[CQ1981331]

@djcruzify and you got no thumbs up in two months,great job

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

If I were Sal, the moment someone asked me if the email was a joke, I would have said, "Yes, and not a very good one, I admit. Forget it."

At what point do you realize you're shooting yourself in th--nevermind. I'm attempting to apply logic to Sal's behavior.

[Cyclonus84]

After Survivor Sal would crawl into bed with Howard and want to snuggle with him.

[CattleStunner]

Sal's a genius.

[faffaflunkie]

I wouldn't wan't to stay in the same zip code as Sal.

[isaveu]

A pajama party!!!!

[KCArmstrongXIIV]

sal is a pedophile

[fla030]

Sounds like he wants a date with the guy. He wants to cook, watch tv, has visions.......hahs FAG!

[Firebiird]

That doesn't sound psycho at all, actually.

[GaGtHeWhOrE2010]

sal is down to earth......

[saruman84]

I wish the show was still like this

[MrFrankygoestoboston]

sal is queer

[perhaps333]

Sal is a creep, but its funny because his sense of humor is completely based on Howard's schtick from the '80s-'90s, including the over-the-top racist humor and crude perverted jokes.. It seems like Howard just wants to act "above it all" now, but I'm sure he secretly loves having these insane delusional fans obsessed with him...

[mowriter]

what's the context with Sal? Why would a scumbag like Howard not want a guy like Sal staying at his place? I like Howard, definitely, but it seems he's cut from the same cloth as Sal.

[missraw]

Maybe it's just me, but I thought it wasn't THAT horrible. Granted that I hate having guests over, but if someone I know needs a place to stay, I'll invite him over. Poor Sal. Haha.

[H10001110101B]

stop hating on Sal. Him and Richards phone calls are one of the funniest parts of the show. I dont get why so many people hate him

[bcn1211]

He "BURPS!"

[guitar19904]

why do people hate sal so much ?

[420y2k]

@guitar19904 cuz hes fucking retarded lol

[billybobjimjoejacksn]

"Sal" is the new stupid.

[katey1dog]

Wendy is faster with the comebacks than Sal. Fuck Sal.

[tmontanaz44]

102

[Paneeks1960]

This guy wants to get in Howard's pants in the worse way. This is what success does to people who feel as though they need more. Sal is very strange and I am sure he knows how lame he sounds begging for this nonsense. I hope his kids hear this when they are old enough to understand it.

[CygnusSyrinx]

I love Fred's impressions of Richard.

[4bibimimi]

Married White Fanboy.

[MattMonk]

Sal is a total piece of dogshit. The only reason he is around is to be a whipping boy and keep Christy happy. Howard should seriously distance himself from this fucking lunatic because in reality, Sal is a dangerous guy.

[CQ1981331]

@MattMonk your a moron..sal is great for the show.

[hernje]

@MattMonk - Get a clue, Les.

[MattMonk]

@hernje Um, what? If you disagree that Sal is an obsessed lunatic then you're just a mongoloid.

[CQ1981331]

@MattMonk people that use the word..''mongoloid''are geeks anyway and shouldnt be watching sal clips

[MattMonk]

@CQ1981331 Swallow a nut up and shut up.

[CQ1981331]

@MattMonk your a geek and a douche bag........you told me in a private message that your father used to make you swallow his nut up

[CQ1981331]

@MattMonk godi hate geeks that use the word mongoloid.go to a star trek convention,and get off these howard stern vids

[MattMonk]

@CQ1981331 Um yeah... OK, retard.

[CQ1981331]

@MattMonk get off my dick,,,eh.what are you talking aboot hahahaha.idiot,canadian pussy

[MattMonk]

@CQ1981331 You replied to me, shitface. Now shut your hole.

[Hooah1984]

@MattMonk

Ah come on, Sal is great. And with Artie gone he's keeping that show afloat.

[MattMonk]

@Hooah1984 I dunno, maybe his whole persona is one big comedy bit but something about him gives me the creeps.

[Hooah1984]

@MattMonk

Sal is like a crazier version of Jackie; not in terms of comedic writing, no one tops Jackie in that area, but in the same way that he and Jackie are both kind of nuts and are prone to ridicule. Past all the bullshit and quasi racism that makes for entertaining radio, I think Sal is a good guy. Still committed to that bitch of a wife he has and you can tell he loves his kids.

[Hooah1984]

@Hooah1984

But yes it is very creepy to go from superfan 6 months ago to working for Stern and having the balls to ask your boss if you can crash at his place.

[CQ1981331]

@MattMonk and stop asking me if you can blow me mattmonk,

[KCArmstrongXIIV]

@CQ1981331 u look like sal

lol

[CQ1981331]

@KCArmstrongXIIV you look like jeff the drunks ass crack

[CQ1981331]

@KCArmstrongXIIV and your girlfriend shoves tomotoes up her ass like wendy the retard

[KCArmstrongXIIV]

@CQ1981331 Hah Hah

you look like sal

[CQ1981331]

@KCArmstrongXIIV it's funny when someone names there youtube name after a FAG from the howard stern show...kc armstrong is a fag and that is the name you choose?what does that say for you bitch boy..go suck off daddy

[729Drew]

@CQ1981331

lol it's a troll/alt account for one of the uploaders who's other alt/troll name was RoadDog...Sad delusional "hernje" type people. i'd come right out and say who it is, but then his subscribers will stalk me again. The same asshat making claims that he knows howard personally and he knows he has a cocaine problem.

[TheZigzach]

@729Drew I believe that part about the coke Howards probably been using coke since who knows?

[KCArmstrongXIIV]

@CQ1981331 Hah Hah

you still look like sal

[lever20065]

WATCH SURVIVOR LMFAOROF

[xlr8r7]

sal is my hero

sal=g.o.a.t

[speakerbox123]

sal for temporary side kick!

[realist2006]

howard is not even coming close to using sal correctly. Sal can be the funniest person on the planet if he is used correctly.Since artie left, the show is really lacking humour.(but artie really was getting way past boring with his ways.)Anyway, Sal is truely the most entertainingly funny person on that show, and I think Gary knows it, and howard hates it(because of his dopey ego).

[2pacbiggie4334]

cockeyoke

[Scorpion14]

@realist2006

The problem with that is that it can only be used when Sal has no idea about it. All of the actually funny things he does are things he has no idea are funny, and even after Gary has to explain to him why he is an imbecile, he still doesnt understand. The misogyny, the racism, the staggering ignorance about even the simplest of subjects. Al he would be able to consciously contribute are dumb penis jokes.

[hernje]

@realist2006 - Very insightful comment.

[Lvduggo69]

Howard. Get a gun !

F. Robin!

[jazz4]

He's not crazy, he just didnt realise Howard dislikes people.

[ralphyetmore]

Sal's trying way too hard to stay with Stern, when he has tons of other options. The words he's using, and the way he's expressing himself is really like a stalker. The worst comes later when Sal says "you worked for this, dude". scary.

[Blasphemizer]

"if he's serious...fire him" fuckn lol

[makaveli3900]

i'd rather sleep in gary's mouth LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[AirforceOrange]

i've listened to all of these crazy sal clips, and up until now i thought they were serious. but now i'm like 90% that this was all a brilliant running bit.

[kalpal67]

i agree somewhat. I think sals starving for attention is more of an explanation. since he was a listener first i think he just loves it when they all talk about him. sure they do it light heartedly but i think they kinda recognize he kinda has problems. otherwise whats the point. if its just a bit thats kinda boring.

[StopSnitchin50cent]

artie's laugh lol

[rrr8891]

"We barely have a relationship and I don't want you in my apartment."

"Well that's mean!"

I like Sal, but he acts like a woman sometimes.

[TheHolyMackeral]

Its pretty clear that Sal desperately wants to suck Howard's cock. And the way that Howard spurns Sal's love is fucking hilarious.

[billybobjimjoejacksn]

No people skill at all! I love Sal. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

[SpicyComrade]

i love it when howard belches on air.

[toyotas2006]

3:05

LOL

[uneekalex]

"We barley have a relationship!" BWAHAHAHAHA!

[Lvduggo69]

Yea but Howard is not like that and Sal should have seen that and now he looks weird to Howard the one he wants to impress the most. Poor Sal. Daddy love me.

[9419cmcc]

i feel kinda bad for sal he doesnt seem that weird. its kinda weird that he says he wants howard to be a father figure and he wants to watch tv with howard and beth lol but i dont think its that crazy just to give him a place to stay for the night

[alindividual]

sal the stockbroker = sal the broke stalker

[ThaaWhiteShadow]

Haha good one

[kalpal67]

@alindividual or "stalk" broker

[kalpal67]

@alindividual haha i said stalk broker but i like yours much better!

[KopaleKopale]

@alindividual good one ^_._^

[TSMontana]

Sooooooooo creepy, but God Bless Sal.

[imblahhblahh]

sal is great...he is gold for this show..

[toyotas2006]

It's not a matter of IF Sal is retarded

It's how retarded is he?

[aus200200]

Sals not retarded, you're just taking it all out of content.

[hilpi75]

if you've listened to the Howard Stern Show lately you'll know that Sal's Marriage is way on the Rocks!! There was an incident with Sal at a Birthday Party where he embarassed his wife among her Friends.. I love Sal's humor, but there ist definately something wrong with him!!

[93Hondax2]

i have no idea how Sal's wife deals with him.

[trentkill]

Sal is a fucking moron. Whether he's being real of fake or trying to act funny..he's a meatball wrapped up in a cantelope and Howard should of fired his ass when he went off on Artie.

[slimshaid]

amen bro

[shaezarian86]

sal is hilarious when he tries to be and when he doesn't cause he's fucking nuts. He wins when he loses ... see what I'm saying

[slimshaid]

oh for sure, he's fuinniest when he's being a psyco retard.

[gamurai]

Why are they being such cunts to him?

[saruman84]

I love Artie laughing in the background

[joemj413]

I haven't watched Howard in years but what does Sal do as a job? I thought he was just a caller/guest

[Rahab111222]

Sal needs a big hug

[bong4200000]

hahaha sals a delusional fuckin mess

[pkleo73]

@bong4200000  hells yea

[lever20065]

this is still one of the best bits i have ever heard. When gary says this is what he said "its not a big deal ill stay in the guest room, ill take a shower in the morning then me and howard we will jump in the limo and come over " hahahhahahhaha "its not a big deal" lmaorof

[cottlerocket]

Maybe the only funny thing Robin has ever said..."Thursday night is Joey Boots night!"

[sourforever]

coked up Artie and Robin are 2 of the most mentally unstable people on that show yet when Howard rips into someone, they simultaneously shove thier faces up Howard's ass. Robin especially tries to be funny with her stupid comments that no one laughs at. The fake Heavy metal Howard of the 90's is dead. now he listens to homo music watches homo shows and complains about any technology invented after 1998. and putting a pricetag on uncensored content shows he's stuck in another era.

[lever20065]

the point is sal is weird and it is a stupid request why would howard want to go to the next level with someone like sal. Sal has to be insane if this is real. Like richard doesnt change his sheets lmao

[Krowsnose]

Who fuckin cares. Only a rich son of a bitch like Howard would find that crazy.

Money means you can have everything for yourself and sharing is an absurdity.

[lever20065]

my favorite part is when robin says you thougt you would watch it together haha

[HookInMouth999]

Sal is crazy but howard is a little girl about things. All he had to say was, no your not staying at my apartment. Instead he has to put sal down to make himself feel better. Hes the cheapest mother fucker there is

[cottlerocket]

It's a show.

[lever20065]

watch survivor thats the funniest thing ever! make some burgers lmao

[lever20065]

its a bit lol

[Thomistica]

Howard's the one with issues if he felt that Sal's request was so unspeakably outrageous.

[TheBackOfTheBoat]

lol howards being a dick. why wont he let sal stay at his place?

[brawl3r]

because sal is creepy? they're co-workers. it's a work enviroment.

[TheBackOfTheBoat]

yeah but at the time, sal was new, and was probably under the impression that it was a more informal environment.

It's howards house, and he doesn't have to let sal stay there if he doesn't want him to, but all he had to do was say no. when he's making a big deal about it and calling him gay and a stalker, I'm sure sal's feelings are hurt. especially considering the fact that sal looks up to howard so much.

[ShubYoggoth]

As much as lots of people dislike and even hate Sal, your right.

He was under a different impression going in there but taking umbrage with Sal, he looked up to Howard TOO much at that time.

[Keys22765]

Also Sal had only been there for a month. That's a wee bit early to be trying to stay at Howard's apartment.

[zjg5001]

Just another example of Sal digging a deeper and deeper hole...

[jamilioestevez]

This had to be a fucking bit. I know Sal is a complete stalker, but how fucking dumb can a person be???

[dereksweed]

robin was used to make fun of blacks so howard does not look bad

[pfeheley]

your a fucking idiot, have you ever listened to the show ?

[Gwrtheyrn88th]

Robin is so fucking worthless. All she does is ruin everything and cackle.

[Gwrtheyrn88th]

Why are they making a big deal about this? They're really looking for shit.

[s0undtribe]

"have some laughs with beth"

[s0undtribe]

At first I was like Howard is a fuckin dick for not letting him stay the night..... THEN i heard more and I heard that somehow Howard was going to watch Survivor with him and give him a ride to work

THEN i learned this was like sal's first or 2nd week actually working on the show.

WHAT A FUCKIN PSYCHO HOWARD IS RIGHT

[yungjiraiya]

robin is an annoying cunt face

[NotQuiteRight]

With every passing sentence Sal sounds crazier.

[kbudz]

hahaha. i remember this!

[MickyG4444]

"I had a vision we would sit on the couch and watch survivor and I would cook for you!"

[barajas562]

baba booey

[doginsideyourbody]

lol omg.

[Wumbum311]

why are they so mean to sal?

[ciroslive]

because he's a PSYCHO!

[jimmythegent]

Howard's got a bigger problem, Himself!.

I love Howard, but he's fucking nuts!

He goes to the shrink 4 times a week!!!

[ciroslive]

He's at least trying to get help. Sal just lets psychosis ruin his marriage (to a hottie), and ruin his job...

[MuslimsSuck1988]

Apartment is an understatement. It is like the floor space of a mansion. I am not a city person but I think they call it a high rise or something.

[strawhataddison]

i want to hear the clip where sal went under hypnosis, and said he'd suck howard off to stay in his apartment.

[hothotheat3000]

He's like the lady that killed Selena!

[salthestockbrokerfan]

Sal is a genius!!! Howard needs to give him his own show but he is afraid Sal will take away his ratings!! SAL RULES!!!!!!!

[MuslimsSuck1988]

I don't think Howard is scared of Sal having his own show, but I think he should appreiciate Sal a little more.

[aliciaanne]

I love Artie's laugh.

[kittenready]

DON,T FALL FOR THIS PHONEY SHIT...sal knew his would make the show so he could get air time....he does this fake shit all the time

[lovelane4]

Yup - I just assume 90% is fake. I almost think there is no 'emotional friend' either.

[kittenready]

yeah,listern how sal adds more stuff to get more laughs and to stay on air longer...

[joustingjay]

Dont think for a second that Sal is this smart.

[SkywayTA]

well said