I just thought of something. Having Obi Wan say all this mocking satirical dialogue is more funny b/c Alec Guinness actually hated much of the innane dialogue he was obliged to intone for these movies. He was actually supposed to be a bigger presense in ROTJ, but wouldn't cooperate. Carrie Fischer quotes him a saying on set, "Couldn't you have he little fellow [meaning Yoda] say this?" Too funny.
@VictorLepanto LoL this is true. I remember an older interview with Sir Alec before he died where he expressed his embarrassment from being a part of the films. All kidding aside I bet he was happy to cash those checks though when the movies took off, hehe.
Obviously he wasn't (see: RSR, preceeding). Anyone who can say what you said has not seen Willow. How Lucas' reputation managed to survive supreme suck-fest, I will never know. Just go find yourself a copy of that movie, if Lucas will allow anyone to see it, & see if you can still believe he is a great director after that. Before watching that ass crap of a movie, have someone tie you to your chair 1st, maybe prop your eyes open as in Clock Work Orange.
@reviewreviewer1: If we trace his suckiness back to Willow (as indeed we must), that amounts to over 20yrs of unrelenting sucking. Even the Hoover vacuum corp. doesn't suck that much.
@reviewreviewer1: As you can't really count the ROTJ (as I don't since I think he ruined it by botching the ending), what great movies has he made. Every SW has been a disaster since Empire. Did Lucas make a movie besides Willow & the SW series? I haven't heard of one.
@VictorLepanto 1. Return of the Jedi and the PT are bioth masterpieces, 2 uuh he served co-producer for Body Heat and Kagehusma, andf he was unvolved with Indie`s 2, 3 4, also uh the Land before time, etc.....
@reviewreviewer1: Being a producer is not being a director. Most of ROTJ was good up until the end. If a climax is botched in a movie, as far as I'm concerned that disqualifies anything else in it. I hated the fight in the thrown room on the Death Star. It made no sense. It was manipulative & forced & meaningless. It was the herald of a how much everything after would be bad. The Jones movies were more truly Spielberg's.
@VictorLepanto Producoing isn`t directing but it is filmmaking, no Indy was moere Lucas cause he was the one who came up with the dtories abd seerved as ecxceutive roducer, Spirlberg was only sdirector, and the 2 treated eachother as equals so no!!!!! Alsi why was the ending fored Liucasa snappred anhd gave in to the darkside,. alsio a bad ending ios NOT a bad film.
@reviewreviewer1: The point of having sex is the orgasm. The point of a movie is also the climax. A lousy climax... The director is considered the primary artist of a movie. Just as a conductor is the master of the whole symphony. What does that mean, came up w/ the story? presenting a scenario is hardly actually writing a story. W/o characters, dialogue, sequence of action, plot developement; no story. Lucas has had very little to do w/ making much of anything recently.
@VictorLepanto 1. Dud dont be gross you make mw feel uncomf9rtable, realy. Second a lousy cluamax is sloppu bit uif all the entertainment up until that point was toop nitch it is greart srtuff that just leaves a sour taste, anf you can`t compare films to sezx, also dion`t kentionb sex I am a virgin, so you just confuse me. Uh now Lucas was story writer, and director is onky 1 position, spicialt when he is an equel to the story writer and they cionsuklt wuth eachother!!
@VictorLepanto Uh and that means????? Also I am niot inhappy about being a virgin at all, I just don`t want to hasave sex!!!!! I think that humkas have a very deep meaning and very yioung edecided rtoo focus. on the eaning of the soul abd spiritual and intekectual happuimes,, and purep platonic love!!!!!!!!
@reviewreviewer1 people like you need to speak up more. all we ever hear is the voices of these depressingly lost souls who don't care about themselves and just want sex and money.
@VictorLepanto No but a storywriter, is aan important aspect and he was also excecutive producer, also he was Spielberg`s equakl cause they alwaysd consiltatted with eachorher, had to agree to nake a decision nd ran the feachise conasistently tigether!!!!!
@VictorLepanto dude if you're not having fun until the orgasm sex must suck for you. I mean personally I don't think I'd bother if that were the case. too much work
@waldoman7: You build towards an orgasm, but if you are building towards an orgasm & then your "lover" stops your short of the fulfillment, yes, that is unsatisfying. Sex is not only the orgasm but the orgasm is the goal. There is a reason it is called the climax of the movie. It it is, in fact, not a climax, but an idiotic muddle, that is a ruined experience.
@VictorLepanto eh it's the point for the body but not for me. If she stops me then my body is going to have a lot of physical tension and need, but *I* wasn't really too focused on the orgasm itself.
@VictorLepanto No being a producer is not being a director, but is working and making films and a producer does truely add too a film, how can you say the Indy films were more Spielberg`s when Lucas and Spielberg owned the franchyise together, ad consulted with eachother and were equals? Also Lucas was the one that came up with the frasnchise and co-wrote the story, which wa the basis iof the film, and he served as excecutive producer. Spielberg was also ony the director, so it was of them both.
@hcvang: That would have been awkward when he gets killed by the Sith apprentice, no?
The thing is, Lucas (thank goodness) had very little to do w/ Empire. If only someone had locked Lucas in a closet until all the rest of the movies were done. We'd have one of the greatest movies series in history, instead of this half assed muck Lucas dumped on us.
@VictorLepanto Yeah you ar right he story, and screenwriter for IV, also director and excecutive producer, oh and on V he was story writer, iuncredited co-screnwruter, uncredited co and second intit director abd ececutive producer!!!!!
@reviewreviewer1: He was also very much involved w/ the Raider movie w/ Spielberg. Titles don't necessarily mean anything. As for being a 2nd unit director, that would certainly explain some of the suckier scene in Empire.
@VictorLepanto No but official fnction mean a lot, but Luca directd and srecomd unit direrectd big parts of Empitre, abd evn besides that Kirshner was only im control in name, he was a substitue because Lucaas sometimes couldn`t be there, but he was justthere to carry out Lucas plans and as under strong supervisiom, and gor a lot of instriucyyions ad interferece, Lucas was also creativ superviser and creaive onsultant, the same tjing basixly regadinfg Kasdan!!!!!1
@reviewreviewer1: Right. Lucas' attention was divided. He was not wholly focused on this movie. To the extent he was distracted & had to rely on others, the movie was improved by his inattention. Unfortunately, he was more attentive to the ROTJ movie. & it becomes a suck fest in the end b/c of it. I have always hated the supposed confrontation scene between Luke, Vader & the Emperor. It was pointless, unmotivated & forced.
@VictorLepanto Uh yeah ec couldn`t SOMETIMES BE THERE, But often he could, al;ll he was busyy with was ILM, like with IV, and the fimances now, but Kirsner mainle served as a setguy, cause Lucas also jusdt didn`t want tha same, stress, but it wa the sam with Jedi!!!! Tjhat one was also co-directed abd coscreenwritten, abd Lucsas had equa ivolvement with both sequels!!!!!!!
@reviewreviewer1: That might be the official story, but I think not. Based on the relative suckiness ratio (or RSR) it is obvious that Lucas was much less involved w/ the 2nd (err...5th?) movie. The original story line & the final screen play are often very far from each other. If you collaborate w/ people, your official role might be defined one way, your actual practical contribution will turn out quite different. Lucas ruined ROTJ & all subsequent films. He nearly ruined the 1st, or 4th.
That made my entire year. In another year of crap cinema (a side from Kick-Ass and Inception), this had me in stitches. I'm still laughing while I type.
actually Yoda was in charge of teaching the younglings as they grew to become Padawans so what Obi-Wan said was true...from a certain point of view lol
this extended versions perfectly clearify the errors. some things i had liked to see are:
-The most expanded empire in history with laser tanks,guns and airships that can blow up planets in a single hit gets beaten by 20 teddy bears throwing rocks at them
-luke being dumped on a barren planet at some poor water farmers that are often robbe dby tusken raiders while leia gets a life of luxery as a princess
Luke was seen as the possible "New Hope" so a spartan upbringing would be more appropriate for a Jedi then a posh palace life which in turnt is fine for the politician Leia became (like her mother.)
@JMYodaTHX there was no reason to see Luke as any better of a hope than Leia when they were infants. they just sent the kids where they could. It's not like Bail Organa didn't know how to raise kids. Arrogant she may have been but leia was into politics and risking her life for the rebellion since she was barely in her teens.
""His other reason for taking him on as a padawan directly was because the jedi council refused to let anakin into their ranks" again, this was never mentioned in the movies." please disregard that post
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actually, it does make sense that Yoda did in fact teach Obi-Wan! In Ep. 2 or 3 (can't remember which) you see Yoda teaching a group of very young kids to use the force and such. Obi-Wan most likely started learning from him when he was very young and then later became the student or partner of Qui-Gon.
Common sense, people!
oh, and G4 sucks and AOTS is the worst show on that channel.
Obi-Wan told Luke that Yoda was his teacher because he didn't have 5 hours to go into the whole fucking story of what happened. What's he supposed to say? "Go see Yoda, a guy I used to know"?
"well actually... yoda taught obi wan untill he was 14 : )" that is never mentioned in the movies. In fact, I'm not really sure where it was ever mentioned. Here is something that was mentioned: Obi-Wan was called Qui-Gon's Padiwan apprentice. Now, what did Qui-Gon call it when he offered to train Anakin from the begining? He said he would take Anakin as his Padiwan apprentice.
It was mentioned in the EU. Qui-Gon said that for two reasons. One- a future padawan apprentice didn't have to be 14 in order to get a master, though it is the limit. Untill they do get a master they are taught in class/school ways (such as the scene with yoda and the younglings.)
His other reason for taking him on as a padawan directly was because the jedi council refused to let anakin into their ranks, so Qui-Gon being the rebel that he is went outside the norm in order to train him.
"It was mentioned in the EU" the EU is in the books and not the movies. The movies are the only source that count as the cannon.
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His other reason for taking him on as a padawan directly was because the jedi council refused to let anakin into their ranks," I find it unbelievable that the Jedi Council could refuse to train Anakin, but couldn't stop Qui-Gon from taking him as his Padawan.
"a future padawan apprentice didn't have to be 14 in order to get a master, though it is the limit. Untill they do get a master they are taught in class/school ways (such as the scene with yoda and the younglings.)" again, this was never mentioned in the movies
I am giving you the explanation used by the EU. Books specifically cited by George Lucas that he believes to be actual star wars fact. i dont remember the name of th books but i have them at home ( im at university right now.)
"I am giving you the explanation used by the EU. Books specifically cited by George Lucas that he believes to be actual star wars fact" I've never heard Lucas say that the EU was cannon. As far as I know, only the movies are cannon.
"His other reason for taking him on as a padawan directly was because the jedi council refused to let anakin into their ranks" again, this was never mentioned in the movies.
"Obi-Wan told Luke that Yoda was his teacher because he didn't have 5 hours to go into the whole fucking story of what happened" So, let me get this straight that Ben didn't have "5 hours to go into the whole story" justifies lying to Luke?
XD Far too funny! I don't think Lucas had his script planned out very well. That was a major flaw with the new movies coming from the old. I think the logistics of Yoda being Obi-Wan's teacher and then Obi-Wan training Anakin just didn't work out. They needed something drastic to happen and since Yoda was alive through out the original saga they couldn't kill him. So Qui-Gon was made so he could obligate Obi-wan in to training Anakin by dieing. Mean as that sounds. XD My theory is all.
Plus, Yoda didn't even exist in the original story, he was made up specifically for ESB after it was decided to kill off Obi-wan, so go figure! Despite what Lucas or anyone says... he definitely did not all have it planned out in advance... the story changed many many times (pretty much from one movie to the next). Still, George could have saved himself some embarrassment by watching his own danged movies afresh before he wrote the prequels!
Obi-Wan passed the trials after he defeated Darth Maul, cos the jedi council were impressed that he had defeated an enemy that none had fought for over a millenia
Yes, that's right. Qui Gon is Dooku's apprentice and Dooku is Yoda's. Secondly, Yoda trains all the younglings, and after Qui Gon's death Yoda completes Obi-Wan's training.
Yes it was very funny to watch Empire and see Obi Wan saying over and over how Yoda trained him and then come Episode 1, this new guy Qui Gon what's his name is his mentor. The SW fans try to say "Well he did not say exactly that Yoda was his one and only master" it is quite obvious in Empire that is what Lucas was trying to say.
um, Yoda trains all the younglings. They don't become "padawans" until they are selected by a master. Obi Wan was found by Qui Gon and later on Qui Gon chose him as his padawan. Yoda did however, help him in mastering soresu, as Yoda is the master of lightsaber combat. Drallig eat your heart out.
this is hysterical. yes, the prequels fucked up the entire thing. why can't people admit it, instead of trying to find and little thing to justify a connection? Lucas dropped the fuckin' ball.
actually Yoda WOULD have trained obiwan when he was a "youngling" (god i hate that word)before he was old enough to be trained by quigon, then after quigons death voda teaches him to get more in tune with the force
I noticed this a long time ago, too. I figure that they kinda subtley fixed that flaw in ep 3 when Yoda says he's gonna teach Obi to talk to Qui-Gonn or something.
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PendulumCA 3 months ago
Yoda did train Obi-Wan, as a youngling. That is what he meant by being trained by Yoda, and then he moved on with Qui-Gon.
mrhamtyler1 8 months ago 2
he did NOT just called yoda a bitch
ericehuang 10 months ago 2
stupid its terrible
joshthelegoman 11 months ago
Ahhh G4TV...how much you have changed...for the worse.
randy7027 1 year ago 3
I'm sort of left wondering why the prequel trilogy replaced Yoda with Qui-Gon as Obi-Wan's mentor in the first place...
neoYTPism 1 year ago 2
L O L :D
TheXsidewaysX 1 year ago
fucking stupid
simpson424 1 year ago
I just thought of something. Having Obi Wan say all this mocking satirical dialogue is more funny b/c Alec Guinness actually hated much of the innane dialogue he was obliged to intone for these movies. He was actually supposed to be a bigger presense in ROTJ, but wouldn't cooperate. Carrie Fischer quotes him a saying on set, "Couldn't you have he little fellow [meaning Yoda] say this?" Too funny.
VictorLepanto 1 year ago
@VictorLepanto LoL this is true. I remember an older interview with Sir Alec before he died where he expressed his embarrassment from being a part of the films. All kidding aside I bet he was happy to cash those checks though when the movies took off, hehe.
Madams1977 in reply to VictorLepanto (Show the comment) 1 year ago
Obviously he wasn't (see: RSR, preceeding). Anyone who can say what you said has not seen Willow. How Lucas' reputation managed to survive supreme suck-fest, I will never know. Just go find yourself a copy of that movie, if Lucas will allow anyone to see it, & see if you can still believe he is a great director after that. Before watching that ass crap of a movie, have someone tie you to your chair 1st, maybe prop your eyes open as in Clock Work Orange.
VictorLepanto 1 year ago
@VictorLepanto All Luxcas was was co-producer and story writer, also everyione ,akes mistakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
reviewreviewer1 in reply to VictorLepanto (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@reviewreviewer1: If we trace his suckiness back to Willow (as indeed we must), that amounts to over 20yrs of unrelenting sucking. Even the Hoover vacuum corp. doesn't suck that much.
VictorLepanto in reply to reviewreviewer1 (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@VictorLepanto Uh he has also made great films since then!!!!!!!!!
reviewreviewer1 in reply to VictorLepanto (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@reviewreviewer1: As you can't really count the ROTJ (as I don't since I think he ruined it by botching the ending), what great movies has he made. Every SW has been a disaster since Empire. Did Lucas make a movie besides Willow & the SW series? I haven't heard of one.
VictorLepanto in reply to reviewreviewer1 (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@VictorLepanto 1. Return of the Jedi and the PT are bioth masterpieces, 2 uuh he served co-producer for Body Heat and Kagehusma, andf he was unvolved with Indie`s 2, 3 4, also uh the Land before time, etc.....
reviewreviewer1 in reply to VictorLepanto (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@reviewreviewer1: Being a producer is not being a director. Most of ROTJ was good up until the end. If a climax is botched in a movie, as far as I'm concerned that disqualifies anything else in it. I hated the fight in the thrown room on the Death Star. It made no sense. It was manipulative & forced & meaningless. It was the herald of a how much everything after would be bad. The Jones movies were more truly Spielberg's.
VictorLepanto in reply to reviewreviewer1 (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@VictorLepanto Producoing isn`t directing but it is filmmaking, no Indy was moere Lucas cause he was the one who came up with the dtories abd seerved as ecxceutive roducer, Spirlberg was only sdirector, and the 2 treated eachother as equals so no!!!!! Alsi why was the ending fored Liucasa snappred anhd gave in to the darkside,. alsio a bad ending ios NOT a bad film.
reviewreviewer1 in reply to VictorLepanto (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@reviewreviewer1: The point of having sex is the orgasm. The point of a movie is also the climax. A lousy climax... The director is considered the primary artist of a movie. Just as a conductor is the master of the whole symphony. What does that mean, came up w/ the story? presenting a scenario is hardly actually writing a story. W/o characters, dialogue, sequence of action, plot developement; no story. Lucas has had very little to do w/ making much of anything recently.
VictorLepanto in reply to reviewreviewer1 (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@VictorLepanto 1. Dud dont be gross you make mw feel uncomf9rtable, realy. Second a lousy cluamax is sloppu bit uif all the entertainment up until that point was toop nitch it is greart srtuff that just leaves a sour taste, anf you can`t compare films to sezx, also dion`t kentionb sex I am a virgin, so you just confuse me. Uh now Lucas was story writer, and director is onky 1 position, spicialt when he is an equel to the story writer and they cionsuklt wuth eachother!!
reviewreviewer1 in reply to VictorLepanto (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@reviewreviewer1: That you're a virgin goes w/o saying. You're a Star Wars fan after all.
VictorLepanto in reply to reviewreviewer1 (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@VictorLepanto Uh and that means????? Also I am niot inhappy about being a virgin at all, I just don`t want to hasave sex!!!!! I think that humkas have a very deep meaning and very yioung edecided rtoo focus. on the eaning of the soul abd spiritual and intekectual happuimes,, and purep platonic love!!!!!!!!
reviewreviewer1 in reply to VictorLepanto (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@reviewreviewer1 people like you need to speak up more. all we ever hear is the voices of these depressingly lost souls who don't care about themselves and just want sex and money.
waldoman7 in reply to reviewreviewer1 (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@VictorLepanto No but a storywriter, is aan important aspect and he was also excecutive producer, also he was Spielberg`s equakl cause they alwaysd consiltatted with eachorher, had to agree to nake a decision nd ran the feachise conasistently tigether!!!!!
reviewreviewer1 in reply to VictorLepanto (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@VictorLepanto A great climax is awesome, don't under estimate the foreplay. Sometimes, the journey is more important than the destination.
howen77 in reply to VictorLepanto (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@VictorLepanto dude if you're not having fun until the orgasm sex must suck for you. I mean personally I don't think I'd bother if that were the case. too much work
waldoman7 in reply to VictorLepanto (Show the comment) 11 months ago
@waldoman7: You build towards an orgasm, but if you are building towards an orgasm & then your "lover" stops your short of the fulfillment, yes, that is unsatisfying. Sex is not only the orgasm but the orgasm is the goal. There is a reason it is called the climax of the movie. It it is, in fact, not a climax, but an idiotic muddle, that is a ruined experience.
VictorLepanto in reply to waldoman7 (Show the comment) 10 months ago
@VictorLepanto eh it's the point for the body but not for me. If she stops me then my body is going to have a lot of physical tension and need, but *I* wasn't really too focused on the orgasm itself.
waldoman7 in reply to VictorLepanto (Show the comment) 10 months ago
@VictorLepanto No being a producer is not being a director, but is working and making films and a producer does truely add too a film, how can you say the Indy films were more Spielberg`s when Lucas and Spielberg owned the franchyise together, ad consulted with eachother and were equals? Also Lucas was the one that came up with the frasnchise and co-wrote the story, which wa the basis iof the film, and he served as excecutive producer. Spielberg was also ony the director, so it was of them both.
reviewreviewer1 in reply to VictorLepanto (Show the comment) 1 year ago
He whistles the RAIDER'S MARCH!!!
Walkbach 1 year ago
very funny
14lanicup 1 year ago
that is a little bit inconsistant, inni? yoda instructing him, i mean... maybe yoda should've had qui-gons role in tpm
hcvang 1 year ago
@hcvang: That would have been awkward when he gets killed by the Sith apprentice, no?
The thing is, Lucas (thank goodness) had very little to do w/ Empire. If only someone had locked Lucas in a closet until all the rest of the movies were done. We'd have one of the greatest movies series in history, instead of this half assed muck Lucas dumped on us.
VictorLepanto in reply to hcvang (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@VictorLepanto Yeah you ar right he story, and screenwriter for IV, also director and excecutive producer, oh and on V he was story writer, iuncredited co-screnwruter, uncredited co and second intit director abd ececutive producer!!!!!
reviewreviewer1 in reply to VictorLepanto (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@reviewreviewer1: He was also very much involved w/ the Raider movie w/ Spielberg. Titles don't necessarily mean anything. As for being a 2nd unit director, that would certainly explain some of the suckier scene in Empire.
VictorLepanto in reply to reviewreviewer1 (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@VictorLepanto No but official fnction mean a lot, but Luca directd and srecomd unit direrectd big parts of Empitre, abd evn besides that Kirshner was only im control in name, he was a substitue because Lucaas sometimes couldn`t be there, but he was justthere to carry out Lucas plans and as under strong supervisiom, and gor a lot of instriucyyions ad interferece, Lucas was also creativ superviser and creaive onsultant, the same tjing basixly regadinfg Kasdan!!!!!1
reviewreviewer1 in reply to VictorLepanto (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@reviewreviewer1: Right. Lucas' attention was divided. He was not wholly focused on this movie. To the extent he was distracted & had to rely on others, the movie was improved by his inattention. Unfortunately, he was more attentive to the ROTJ movie. & it becomes a suck fest in the end b/c of it. I have always hated the supposed confrontation scene between Luke, Vader & the Emperor. It was pointless, unmotivated & forced.
VictorLepanto in reply to reviewreviewer1 (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@VictorLepanto Uh yeah ec couldn`t SOMETIMES BE THERE, But often he could, al;ll he was busyy with was ILM, like with IV, and the fimances now, but Kirsner mainle served as a setguy, cause Lucas also jusdt didn`t want tha same, stress, but it wa the sam with Jedi!!!! Tjhat one was also co-directed abd coscreenwritten, abd Lucsas had equa ivolvement with both sequels!!!!!!!
reviewreviewer1 in reply to VictorLepanto (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@reviewreviewer1: That might be the official story, but I think not. Based on the relative suckiness ratio (or RSR) it is obvious that Lucas was much less involved w/ the 2nd (err...5th?) movie. The original story line & the final screen play are often very far from each other. If you collaborate w/ people, your official role might be defined one way, your actual practical contribution will turn out quite different. Lucas ruined ROTJ & all subsequent films. He nearly ruined the 1st, or 4th.
VictorLepanto in reply to reviewreviewer1 (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@VictorLepanto Lucas is a great filmmakeer je invisioned SW in the ffirst place, he was equaly involved woth V!!!!!!!!
reviewreviewer1 in reply to VictorLepanto (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@deweysmith lol. and? sorry but i don't see how that could be relevant or how even a mild to moderate sexist could call that relevant.
waldoman7 in reply to deweysmith (Show the comment) 1 year ago
Yoda taught Obi-Wan as a YOUNGLING. He became Qui Gon's apprentice later.
TheVVanderingStar 1 year ago
he did once embarrass me in a classroom full od kids tho, klololo
baryon15 1 year ago
"embarrassed me in front of a bunch of kids" - who he was, wait for it... INSTRUCTING. Wonder if Obi-Wan was ever a kid.
dtstrain 1 year ago
That made my entire year. In another year of crap cinema (a side from Kick-Ass and Inception), this had me in stitches. I'm still laughing while I type.
Thanks guys.
madloz76 1 year ago
SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
FluorescentTeddy 1 year ago
Summoning Harrison Ford with the Raider's March?
patsfreak 1 year ago
Yeah Obi Wan never gave Qui Gon ANY credit lol.
lasoogneypubes 1 year ago
shit
pchclx 2 years ago
its a joke u dumb fuck
thats y its funny
brytonlaw in reply to TantalusGargantuan (Show the comment) 2 years ago
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fake shit is fake shit.
cpufightclub 2 years ago
of course its fake
are u a dumb fuck
u too jason
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this fake shit sucks
jasonvoorhees1428 2 years ago
lol he starts whistling the theme to Indiana Jones
dealmaker007 2 years ago 33
actually Yoda was in charge of teaching the younglings as they grew to become Padawans so what Obi-Wan said was true...from a certain point of view lol
deadonedbz 2 years ago 13
@ deadonedbz
Props for the nerd joke. :-P
XionsDruid in reply to deadonedbz (Show the comment) 2 years ago
@deadonedbz barely sort of. clearly an after-the-fact excuse they came up with.
waldoman7 in reply to deadonedbz (Show the comment) 1 year ago
being a HUGE Fanboy....i loved this....i dont understand why people are offended...i bet George Lucas thinks it fucking hilarious!!!
darthjinxxx 2 years ago 4
i think its how much can you take the piss out of the trilogy. 1977 - 1983 its a long long long way back now.
xwingclass in reply to darthjinxxx (Show the comment) 2 years ago
lolz haha funny shit. if u aint a supa star war nerd who goes to nerdathons of course.
DazziBoi14 2 years ago
' a jedi master who instructed me '
lol quigon was
kenetic182nd 2 years ago
Why do you people find this so offensive?
DarthEthong467 2 years ago 2
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this is shite
britflik 2 years ago
did he start whistling Indiana Jones theme song? 1:14
DII117 2 years ago 8
Yes he did. lol
MABlackKnight in reply to DII117 (Show the comment) 2 years ago
this just plain isn't funny to me, not gonna lie...
screwedupmaniac 2 years ago
Luuuke? Luuuuuuuuke?
DarthMurder503 2 years ago 4
HarhArhaR #*gihihihi
SilwerSurfer 2 years ago
And yes,that is the Indie whistle you hear at the end from old Ben.
10431567 2 years ago 2
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gay as fuck( no offence)
deadlywithguitar 3 years ago
Is that the Indiana Jones theme I here him whistle at the end?
WaffleNinja64 3 years ago 39
yeah it is.
jrny20 in reply to WaffleNinja64 (Show the comment) 3 years ago 3
Yep.
That's the part when Harrison Ford (Han Solo/Indiana Jones) comes to the rescue on a Taunton :)
tmdrdd in reply to WaffleNinja64 (Show the comment) 3 years ago 6
@WaffleNinja64 : YES
andif8 in reply to WaffleNinja64 (Show the comment) 1 year ago
@WaffleNinja64 Yes...
Svartegrim in reply to WaffleNinja64 (Show the comment) 8 months ago
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i hate G4 its so shitty
TheBlitz1 3 years ago
humm... maybe...
LordZeratul86 in reply to TheBlitz1 (Show the comment) 3 years ago
*sigh*
TheBlitz1 in reply to LordZeratul86 (Show the comment) 3 years ago
Great hair! But he died! Embarrassed me in a room full of younglings!
capnjonas 3 years ago
"He's kind of a shit that way"
LMAO
JMYodaTHX in reply to capnjonas (Show the comment) 3 years ago 2
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poshko41 in reply to JMYodaTHX (Show the comment) 3 years ago
Hard to tell but I'll take your word. Still funny.
"Bite my green muppet ass Obi-Wan can!"
JMYodaTHX in reply to poshko41 (Show the comment) 3 years ago
damn
rickelectro 3 years ago
Luuuuke xD
Perfect!
LordVoldemortTheOne 3 years ago
this extended versions perfectly clearify the errors. some things i had liked to see are:
-The most expanded empire in history with laser tanks,guns and airships that can blow up planets in a single hit gets beaten by 20 teddy bears throwing rocks at them
-luke being dumped on a barren planet at some poor water farmers that are often robbe dby tusken raiders while leia gets a life of luxery as a princess
obiwanfx 3 years ago 3
Luke was seen as the possible "New Hope" so a spartan upbringing would be more appropriate for a Jedi then a posh palace life which in turnt is fine for the politician Leia became (like her mother.)
JMYodaTHX in reply to obiwanfx (Show the comment) 3 years ago 2
@JMYodaTHX there was no reason to see Luke as any better of a hope than Leia when they were infants. they just sent the kids where they could. It's not like Bail Organa didn't know how to raise kids. Arrogant she may have been but leia was into politics and risking her life for the rebellion since she was barely in her teens.
waldoman7 in reply to JMYodaTHX (Show the comment) 1 year ago
lol h ran away from da emperor like a bitch XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
bigzzzdog 3 years ago
Ben sings Indiana Jones's tune xDDDD
TsUkiaKu 3 years ago
If your going to grate someone for using the wrong "too", where were you for bobjoezonehill?
Maverick806 in reply to NerveWreck666 (Show the comment) 3 years ago
it's "you're"
just kidding! I agree with you.
poshko41 in reply to Maverick806 (Show the comment) 3 years ago
omg it was a joke evryone. I loved it it was hilarious!
New1World1Production 3 years ago 2
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I HATE Attack of the Show
anakinbinks 3 years ago
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this is bullshit
sRANDYkopec 3 years ago
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what the heck, u ruined a gret scene
bobjoezonehill 3 years ago
wasn't that the indiana jones theme song you were whistling?
AdobeExcel 3 years ago
the last song was the indiana jones theme
mertdejedi 3 years ago
""His other reason for taking him on as a padawan directly was because the jedi council refused to let anakin into their ranks" again, this was never mentioned in the movies." please disregard that post
warblerab 3 years ago
Obi-Wan whistling Indiana Jones! LOL!
huntersmith22 3 years ago
hey does luke know that leia is her sister cuz i saw them kiss on the lips..
please respond
thanks i just want to know lol
Guinto1011 3 years ago
Luke didn't know that until Return of the Jedi.
DuoForbidden in reply to Guinto1011 (Show the comment) 3 years ago
Yah I know, I would be washing my mouth out with soap after I found out.
Goodykos in reply to Guinto1011 (Show the comment) 3 years ago
screw that i'd make a soap soup and eat it for every meal for a year
ivenousername in reply to Goodykos (Show the comment) 3 years ago
They dont know for sure.. but supposedly Leia kind of had a feeling.
pacificguitarist in reply to Guinto1011 (Show the comment) 3 years ago
i love the indiana jones whistling : )
pacificguitarist 4 years ago
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actually, it does make sense that Yoda did in fact teach Obi-Wan! In Ep. 2 or 3 (can't remember which) you see Yoda teaching a group of very young kids to use the force and such. Obi-Wan most likely started learning from him when he was very young and then later became the student or partner of Qui-Gon.
Common sense, people!
oh, and G4 sucks and AOTS is the worst show on that channel.
gamephreak5 4 years ago
I agree. Attack of the Show really sucks and the whole G4 channel. The only thing good on that channel is Ninja Warrior
gamephreak5 4 years ago
ninja warrior and unbetable bonzokia or something like that thats the only thing that keeps them running
pogue36 in reply to gamephreak5 (Show the comment) 4 years ago
he dissapears while he whistles indiana jones! ROTFLOL
CANALIZO 4 years ago 3
Obi-Wan told Luke that Yoda was his teacher because he didn't have 5 hours to go into the whole fucking story of what happened. What's he supposed to say? "Go see Yoda, a guy I used to know"?
mrpuke69 4 years ago
well actually... yoda taught obi wan untill he was 14 : )
pacificguitarist in reply to mrpuke69 (Show the comment) 4 years ago
"well actually... yoda taught obi wan untill he was 14 : )" that is never mentioned in the movies. In fact, I'm not really sure where it was ever mentioned. Here is something that was mentioned: Obi-Wan was called Qui-Gon's Padiwan apprentice. Now, what did Qui-Gon call it when he offered to train Anakin from the begining? He said he would take Anakin as his Padiwan apprentice.
warblerab in reply to pacificguitarist (Show the comment) 3 years ago
It was mentioned in the EU. Qui-Gon said that for two reasons. One- a future padawan apprentice didn't have to be 14 in order to get a master, though it is the limit. Untill they do get a master they are taught in class/school ways (such as the scene with yoda and the younglings.)
His other reason for taking him on as a padawan directly was because the jedi council refused to let anakin into their ranks, so Qui-Gon being the rebel that he is went outside the norm in order to train him.
pacificguitarist in reply to warblerab (Show the comment) 3 years ago
"It was mentioned in the EU" the EU is in the books and not the movies. The movies are the only source that count as the cannon.
"
His other reason for taking him on as a padawan directly was because the jedi council refused to let anakin into their ranks," I find it unbelievable that the Jedi Council could refuse to train Anakin, but couldn't stop Qui-Gon from taking him as his Padawan.
warblerab in reply to pacificguitarist (Show the comment) 3 years ago
"a future padawan apprentice didn't have to be 14 in order to get a master, though it is the limit. Untill they do get a master they are taught in class/school ways (such as the scene with yoda and the younglings.)" again, this was never mentioned in the movies
warblerab in reply to pacificguitarist (Show the comment) 3 years ago
I am giving you the explanation used by the EU. Books specifically cited by George Lucas that he believes to be actual star wars fact. i dont remember the name of th books but i have them at home ( im at university right now.)
pacificguitarist in reply to warblerab (Show the comment) 3 years ago
"I am giving you the explanation used by the EU. Books specifically cited by George Lucas that he believes to be actual star wars fact" I've never heard Lucas say that the EU was cannon. As far as I know, only the movies are cannon.
warblerab in reply to pacificguitarist (Show the comment) 3 years ago
Listen to the commentary on the DVD. It is mentioned there.
eagle219406 in reply to warblerab (Show the comment) 3 years ago
"His other reason for taking him on as a padawan directly was because the jedi council refused to let anakin into their ranks" again, this was never mentioned in the movies.
warblerab in reply to pacificguitarist (Show the comment) 3 years ago
"What's he supposed to say? "Go see Yoda, a guy I used to know"?"
how about, "Go see Yoda, the guy that used to be the head of the Jedi Council"? That doesn't take too long to say.
warblerab in reply to mrpuke69 (Show the comment) 3 years ago 2
"Obi-Wan told Luke that Yoda was his teacher because he didn't have 5 hours to go into the whole fucking story of what happened" So, let me get this straight that Ben didn't have "5 hours to go into the whole story" justifies lying to Luke?
warblerab in reply to mrpuke69 (Show the comment) 3 years ago
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hilarious!
KingCharltonHeston 4 years ago
I lol'd
Jesusfish3 4 years ago
if i was obi-wan i would say " Luke....Luke.....GET YOUR ASS UP AND GO TO THE DAGOBAH SYSTEM
shadowario 4 years ago 3
haha indiana jones in star wars
wingedspartan 4 years ago 4
Ok, we'll accept that.
3089280288 in reply to phreadumb (Show the comment) 4 years ago
XD Far too funny! I don't think Lucas had his script planned out very well. That was a major flaw with the new movies coming from the old. I think the logistics of Yoda being Obi-Wan's teacher and then Obi-Wan training Anakin just didn't work out. They needed something drastic to happen and since Yoda was alive through out the original saga they couldn't kill him. So Qui-Gon was made so he could obligate Obi-wan in to training Anakin by dieing. Mean as that sounds. XD My theory is all.
hyrulphicsound 4 years ago 4
Plus, Yoda didn't even exist in the original story, he was made up specifically for ESB after it was decided to kill off Obi-wan, so go figure! Despite what Lucas or anyone says... he definitely did not all have it planned out in advance... the story changed many many times (pretty much from one movie to the next). Still, George could have saved himself some embarrassment by watching his own danged movies afresh before he wrote the prequels!
XSC3 in reply to hyrulphicsound (Show the comment) 4 years ago 6
HA!
ganonman123 4 years ago
coooooooooooooool:D
SoulAssassino 4 years ago
Obi-Wan passed the trials after he defeated Darth Maul, cos the jedi council were impressed that he had defeated an enemy that none had fought for over a millenia
Killare2 in reply to jhpaladin (Show the comment) 4 years ago 2
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THIS SUCKS
markramakers 4 years ago
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this video is a big shit
siegel23 4 years ago
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pdcrew2 4 years ago
Mother Fucker lol
NeoXus299 in reply to pdcrew2 (Show the comment) 4 years ago
priceless :P
rikmeter 4 years ago 2
qui-gon is dookus apprentice and dooku is yodas
JohnForn in reply to ivebeenthunderstruck (Show the comment) 4 years ago
Yes, that's right. Qui Gon is Dooku's apprentice and Dooku is Yoda's. Secondly, Yoda trains all the younglings, and after Qui Gon's death Yoda completes Obi-Wan's training.
Tomi852 in reply to JohnForn (Show the comment) 4 years ago 3
Yoda trained all the younglins....
bbenjoe 4 years ago
Yes it was very funny to watch Empire and see Obi Wan saying over and over how Yoda trained him and then come Episode 1, this new guy Qui Gon what's his name is his mentor. The SW fans try to say "Well he did not say exactly that Yoda was his one and only master" it is quite obvious in Empire that is what Lucas was trying to say.
dbreiden83080 4 years ago
Yup, I am a star wars SUPERnerd, twice the knowledge, triple the retarded comebacks.
Mathadar in reply to SpitttingDragon (Show the comment) 4 years ago
FUCK YAH ME TOO! onley i took my nerdness on step further and got the rebel alliance logo tatooed on my neck haha im REAL cool
stoneybebop in reply to Mathadar (Show the comment) 4 years ago
ohh..you got a neck tatoo.....you forgot to NOT DO THAT! lol
Sithblade2244 in reply to stoneybebop (Show the comment) 4 years ago
um, Yoda trains all the younglings. They don't become "padawans" until they are selected by a master. Obi Wan was found by Qui Gon and later on Qui Gon chose him as his padawan. Yoda did however, help him in mastering soresu, as Yoda is the master of lightsaber combat. Drallig eat your heart out.
Mathadar 4 years ago
Hahaha, best part is Ben humming the Indiana theme song at the end there.
OnlyStageIsMe 4 years ago 3
lol!!!
wtp3racin 4 years ago
this is hysterical. yes, the prequels fucked up the entire thing. why can't people admit it, instead of trying to find and little thing to justify a connection? Lucas dropped the fuckin' ball.
wasteland70 4 years ago
You're right. Too many inconsistencies with the prequels and the the orignal trilogy.
dnp97001 in reply to wasteland70 (Show the comment) 4 years ago
LOL, Luke died
heyretards 4 years ago
is this robot chicken i thought RC plays only on adult swim!
legoboye 4 years ago
no, this aint robot chicken, this is just a spoof.
tylerhead24 in reply to legoboye (Show the comment) 4 years ago
Robot Chicken is done with action figures
quikfax in reply to legoboye (Show the comment) 4 years ago
hahha "Luuuuuuke"
vaajboy 4 years ago
the indiana jones was a ploy on indiana's actor Harison Ford which was Han Solo lolz
omnislashvr13 4 years ago
Its not really a flaw. Yoda taught all the Jedi, he was 900 years old and was kinda the "first among equals" on the Jedi council.
stperkin 4 years ago
actually Yoda WOULD have trained obiwan when he was a "youngling" (god i hate that word)before he was old enough to be trained by quigon, then after quigons death voda teaches him to get more in tune with the force
StunningSteve 4 years ago
it only seems to work with obi-wan and luke eh
DarthmanReid 4 years ago
Very clever. :)
mielr 4 years ago
I noticed this a long time ago, too. I figure that they kinda subtley fixed that flaw in ep 3 when Yoda says he's gonna teach Obi to talk to Qui-Gonn or something.
BlueFoxXT 4 years ago
Hahaha your movies are awesome
Zetra23 4 years ago
Whistling the Indy theme is too good.
sarnow76 4 years ago
Another great "Extended Scene" - keep 'em coming!
TrigFX 4 years ago
lmfao he just dies
gr33nd4y4life 4 years ago
Anyone that says anything bad about these videos.
Go F*** yourself, it's a fricken parody dammit.
Awsome Video, the Indiana Jones whistle was great lol.
RottenCore69 4 years ago
If you said this to me, then I didn't expressed myself correctly: I like this parody. The stuipidity of the characters makes it funny.
bbenjoe in reply to RottenCore69 (Show the comment) 4 years ago
Retarded! Silly and Wacko! What else should I say... ... oh, yes: perfect for a fun movie.
bbenjoe 4 years ago