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  • No shit you have to put shit on it and spread it out. How much is a little bit... where b the visual?

  • dude, wtf lol

  • go to Linus

  • bad advice...you don't spread the thermal paste...u just put it in the center of the cpu and it will spread when the heatsink is put in place...

  • What the FUCK is this? Bad advice, so called "expert" (my ass)

  • Lol they suck

    

  • dublee dublee dublee...?

  • 45 people ... are weird.

  • Ugh. wrong wrong wrong wrong.

  • She sounds like the lady in the safety instructions video on airplanes :P

  • FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  • I'm assuming she's telling us to use peanut butter on our CPU or something? Because there's no way she should be out of the kitchen...

  • you dont use a credit card to spread it out ffs! just put a fucking blob in the middle and put the heatsink on!!!!!!!!!

  • @nascar51523fan your clearly an idiot

  • @MegaBossak shut up

  • Expert village is great; they explain really simple things in great detail, then gloss over all of the important facts:

    "To make a super computer, buy 12 Playstation 3s. To open the box on the PS3 you should use your hands to lift the cardboard flaps. You can then pull the PS3 out of the box using your hands. If you have trouble with the box you can ask a friend to help. Now just write a script to link them together and your new super computer is done!"

    its like wtf bro you didn't help at all

  • This is hilarious. It's pretty common knowledge that putting a pea-sized blob of thermal compound on the CPU and seating the heatsink over it to make it spread evenly is the best way to go about it for any processor. DO NOT use your finger and DO NOT use a credit card. It can be done so much more efficiently than that. Not to mention your finger (if not covered by a latex glove or similar) will get dead skin cells into the compound and it won't work nearly as well.

  • I must have watched 20 videos by expertvillage on computers.. All of which were HILARIOUS because they are so pointless. Not only that, they are AWFUL at explaining shit. I think that's what i laugh at. Cuz it is so ridiculous how obvious more than half the stuff is, and you don't even need to know anything other than common sense and logic.

  • its amazing how many people dont understand the underlying principals of what  the stuff is really for, and how many people show the wrong ways to do it

  • "If it has a gray patch in the center........... scrape it off!"

  • I would not spread with a card, apply a line or blob and put the heat sink. It was recomd by Dell...

  • Expert Village makes me laugh

    

  • doublie doubelie doebelie.expertvillage doht cawm

  • It's so easy - you get about 1 litre of molten silver and pour it on your cpu. Let it cool and solidify, then affix heatsink and fan.

  • All expert village "tutorials" suck ass. This doesn't even show how to fucking apply thermal paste, it just says "put it on, derp."

  • Lol there is already thermal paste on it !!!!

  • "How to fuck up a CPU" by expertvillage

  • WHACK! 

  • were they high when they chose the name "expert village"?

  • What are you doing outside the kitchen???

    Shut up and go make me a sandwich woman!!

  • Man it doesn't do much good if the video doesn't show it done. I coulda gotten the same results out of a simple text document.

  • I sat there in ah for at least 2 full minutes on how stupid and bad this was

  • GET IN THE DAMN KITCHEN.

  • This woman is no expert, she's an idiot. Using silicon based instead of silver? GTFO of here, we want to keep our CPU's cool.

    And then she tells you to spread the compound over the CPU? Again, GTFI of here woman, that's by far the WORST method of applying compound.

    Idiots...

  • Your channel's name, videos, and everything about it contradict everything you just said and made me lose all respect for you.

  • Sorry, this gave me no information whatsoever. there was no showing me how to apply paste, just showing a CPU that had already got it on.

  • too much paste wtf ??

  • spreading out evenly can cause hot air to trap in air bubbles..

  • ARTIC SILVER 5 BESTTTTTT  1000000%

  • @TipCamStudio try mx3 and see if as5 is the best if u can afford it very exspensive

  • How could women EVER know about a PC! leave it to the men, ok?

  • Look up SLI Chick and your will change your mind :)

  • @johnyrockshell HAHAHAHAHA

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  • fat bitch

  • way to much compound on that

  • The white stuff sucks for cooling and DOES NOT offer the same cooling, as Arctic Silver 5 DOES have little metal bits in it, but that is to give BETTER cooling.

    Plus shes a chick, what does she know?

  • ya chick = automatic noob

    leave tech to the pros (men)

  • ha ha ha ha........heh heh heh heh...I like

  • I believe that 1°C doesn't do much of a difference.

  • @foxman105

    1°C? try 10°C.

    Stock Cooler on Ceramic 50c.

    Stock Cooler on Metallic 40c.

    Zalmen 9900 on Cermaic 38c.

    Zalmen 9900 on Metallic 28c.

    These are EXACT temps for my AMD 6000+. My dad has one of the newer phenoms, he runs it stock, with metallic, on a zalmen 9900, with proper case flow, his is 30c base. neither of our computers go over 40c load. and you say there isn't a difference. LOL. do some tests yourself, don't read review sites, they are ALWAYS biased.

  • Don't forget that it also depends on the manufacturer. Arctic cooling MX2 is also non metallic m8.

    And i did a few tests. Ive seen difference like 1-2 Celsius. Thats why I'm writing that.

  • @foxman105 to be honest, mx2 is shit lol. artic silver 5, after using it, you will never go back to "other" stuff.

  • Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

    You haven't checked many reviews recently have you.

  • @bastec666 theres a new king on the market now mx3 that shit crushes as5 ive always used as5 but mx3 is my fav now but its 20 bones for a tube

  • @asus3571 sure you can buy mx3, which not only had a little graph on its page, but it doesn't tell you the ingredients, for all you could know it has lead in it, and heating lead produces deadly gases. Now I'm not saying it had lead in it, but at least arctic silver 5 shows MAIN ingredients that effect cooling. The graph also doesn't show which processor it is on, hence it becomes useless.

    Not saying its bad, but I'm not going to praise it just yet.

  • @bastec666 very true about the type of cpu used but im sure arctic cooling wouldnt state a a 2c drop in temps over their own award winning as5 im also sure that the accual ingridients arent posted for as5 either all i can find thats clearly stated is 99% pure silver but if their was lead in it i would def stop useing it

  • In a good system it does.

  • the stock any compound good quality wise? should i replace with my own (especially when overclocking)

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  • how do u spread your paste? i saw that the dot or line method can be best to avoid bubbles and stuff so its good

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  • man she gots to stop eating thermal paste O.o

  • -0 star

  • Umm.....Can You Show Us How To Put it On....

    I Already Know How To But For Someone Who Is A Novice, This Video Doesn't Do Justice...

  • @browntechguys, yup! plus she recommended cheap ceramic thermal paste, and said don't go for the grey/silver stuff.

    WTF!

    The cheap ceramic compound is what kills CPU's really quickly in PS3's, 360's, and laptops, when they get hot.

    The silver based thermal paste is the best, e.g. OCZ Freeze, Arctic Silver 5.

    And who the heck is gonna move 15CM to wipe the thermal compound (if it was silver based) on to the capacitors, Southbridge, northbridge or CMOS battery. xD

    But yup, you're right.

  • tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt­tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt­ttttttttttttttt ttttt

  • yeah and the where u you apply the theermal paste i cant see it

  • i applied silver paster to the cpu thin layer spread it thinly over the whole cpu,,,then i put a tiny dab on the cooler ,,,then fitted it ,,wil this be ok,?????????

  • Wow, I love how she explains the difference between conductive and non-conductive thermal paste. By color? Seriously? You can't tell whether or not it's conductive by the color!

  • why the hell can't we rate 0 stars?

  • what a load of shit u fat cow explain it properly u dumb fat shit go back to macdonalds! 0/10

  • i applies paste to the cooler only..lil thicker than normal ,,do i need to do the cpu aswell or will it press together and be ok..??????????????

  • you're only supposed to apply it to one thing, and most people apply it to the cpu.

  • Stephanie, this was as much fail as those reviews where they only repeat advertising phrases.

  • Once again these complete morons try to tell people how to do something yet fail to actually tell you. Youtube please do us all a service and remove "expert village" from your site!

  • Where's the part where you guys actually show us how to apply the thermal paste?

  • that was bull...worse than a rickroll :S

  • this was garbage

  • I wouldn't use rubbing alcohol. A rag and cotton tips works well without them.

  • Worse video ever.

  • damn 1.5 stars

    shaaaaame

  • You wan't me to use my credit card to spread thermal grease?.... where's my wallet

  • While you're at it, post a vid of your number and expiration date :P

    Total jokes by the way, I'm not after your identity.

  • Man the harpoons

  • @MarMarflam Aaaaaaaaaaaah Motherlaaaaand

  • Get back in the kitchen, and leave the computer building to the experts.

  • rubbing alcohol?!

    lady, you have no idea what you're talking about. rubbing alcohol has lotions in it that will do the exact opposite of what you want to do.

  • You can use isopropyl alcohol to clean the top of the CPU.

  • dude, shut up...

  • Alcohol also introduces corrosion to Copper based Heatsinks.

    Citric Acid is what you want to use. Artic Silver Sells Thermal remover and Cleaner that Works F'n amazing.

    Orange Glo also works brilliantly.

    But i've always just used Spit and a rag.followed up by jewelers rouge for a smooth and polished base.

  • thanks martha

  • you are part right, depends on what kind of rubbing alcohol, isopropyl rubbing alcohol is the one she is talking about, they come in different concentration, the concentrated it is the better(best is 99%) you can use about 85% and up. i tryed using 70%, but it works like crap(p.s they use rubbing alcohol to clean your skin before needles.

  • Fuck that, in my old PC, thermal paste got dried out, it was just dust, so I got pissed of, I couldn't find it nowhere and finally .... HA .. I applied White Tooth Paste, That worked better Than I expected, It really does its job ... My advice to you is, If you got some thermal paste left, Don't Improvise !!!

  • lol that is the shitiest thermal compound.

  • acctually have you visited their website? Oh wait its not there :P

  • Well there is Ceramic thermal paste out now thats non conductive and surpasses every other type of thermal compound out there. It's expensive as shit (12$ for 8 grams) but its worth it.

    Terrible video. But thank your Queen Obvious for pointing out what everyone already knows.

    1/5 stars

  • ocz freeze is better i think and it's cheaper per bottle but the cost is like 7 dollars for 3.5grams

  • aside the arctic silver, which is a thick plastic paste with fine aluminium pigment, totally blows anything away but is also expensive for a tiny tube.

  • gosh!!! I got pranked I believe, It wasn't I who wrote that nasty comment..

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  • Arg, shit cooler!!! TAlking-Bitch-Cow!!! N00B!!!

  • thin coat, thin coattttttttttttttttttttttttttt­ttttt :(

  • that bitch uses the stock cooler, lol NOOB

  • i've seen you call a lot of people noobs in their video responses, you have nothing better to do than go from video to video and do that?

  • This bitch didnt even show how to apply it...

  • how do u fail enough at applying thermal paste to get it all over your motherboard, Jesus.

  • WRONG! Arctic silver is alot better than that silicone cum-paste..

    Btw they don't even mention how much of it you're supposted to apply, nor is it shown practicaly.. Real expert would simply stfu and do the real thing..

  • where is the example and demonstration ?@!!

    IS SHE EVEN A LIKE GIRL THAT MAKES PCS!

    MAN IS SHE NOOB? LOL

  • a woman?

  • by the way, your website sucks

  • THERMAL COMPOUND FAIL

  • wow this was very helpful -_- ..you could have shown how to apply the paste. And the silver paste is much better than the stupid white paste.

  • xigmatec is right, ,first of all, no need to spread it , jus run ur pc for a wile and ull be surprised how it spred, , 2nd thing, put only abit of past if ur using 65 nm, and bit more if ur using 45 nm, cuz 45 nm have better heat spreading, ,

  • Thank you for the advise of the paste

    NOT

    AS5 is alot better then crap white paste.

  • This is WRONG. Arctic Silver 5 is the best thermal paste out there

  • Phail xD

  • Wow,This is the worst Info I ever heard.

    #1 If you do not know the right way to do it don't put it on hear telling people that its right.

    #2 This is wrong,DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS JUNK.

    #3 This is about the same as giving people Viruses,In a Hardware way.

  • in order to become a law student study law.

    Very informative... Expert village, we have some common sense, but not much.

  • lol

  • fail

  • lol

  • This video is utter bullshit. She has no idea what she is talking about, and what she is saying would have been much better if it was just written in an article. She doesn't do anything.

  • Thanks for showing me how NOT to do it, moron village. I love you.

  • psh, just slap a pea size in the middle and forget about it.

  • how the fuck do you get as5 onto your motherboard? you need to SERIOUSLY fuck up.

  • Arctic Silver 5.

  • Because im really going to trust a fatass sitting besides 3 OEM machines and a laptop.

  • "Now listen guys, don't use the good shit silver compound cos you might be a dopey fuck like me and put FAR TOO MUCH on your HSF or CPU and short your motherboard."

    "By the way, I can't reverse park, do visual/spatial puzzles, go shopping in under one hour or put up a shelf straight either..."

  • lol

  • A picture worth a thousand words. If I wanted it explained to me I would've read a damn article.

  • she did now SHOW how to do it. she just SAID it

  • Sigh, women don't build computers..

  • everyone assumes artic silver is the best shit there is, how many of you actually ordered it?

    anyways in the end of the day they didnt even tell you how to apply the thermal grease @_@...

  • I use it, it's very effective. And it's not hard to apply.

  • wow dont take this advice...

  • Wasted 1 and 1/2 minutes of my life.

  • Wow! I never thought that something could be worse than a stock Intel or AMD cooler, but here we have one with a Heatsink actually SMALLER than the CPU IHS!!

    You might as well grease a chunk of butter between, wont make much difference with that piece of shit.

  • whats the point of this video? actually whats the point of expert village?

  • wow this just sucks balls, use the cheap stuff not AS-5! dumb bitch

  • wow, don't use the good silver stuff, use the crappy white stuff XD  and look what's on the cpu :O lol

    but really, the white stuff sucks...

  • Use the silver stuff but be careful :)

  • I know, I use Noctua NH-1 or 2 I think (best part is that it has no cure time, and it still works at -200*C

    :P (just for those LN2 or DICE ppl :)

  • huhuhuhuhuuh

    I love the compound in a ketchup packet and no demonstration

  • wow this was stupid. you didn't even do anything fatass cow

  • i love the way she read everthing and did nothing

  • and i was watching this video because...???

  • i was watching this video because someone said that that at least the video on choosing a case wasnt as bad as this ^^

  • she needs to stop talking and start eating so she can explode in her bullSHIT

  • *gouges eyes out*

  • lame!

  • I love expert village. They give you all the information you look for in one video but they spread it out to 12!!!

  • One word... If it is a word. DUUURRRRRR!

  • way to waste my time. Nobody cares about some fat bitch reading cue cards and not actually demonstrating anything.

  • great video just fantastic, a video called How to Apply Thermal Compound which doesn't show you how to apply Thermal Compound

  • jesus fucking christ that was terrible. this is why women don't know shit about computers or technology in general lmfao

  • guess who dont know shit bout computers and is reading straight from an autocue...

    'put the thermal grease on 'it''

    also no demonstration, this is the scum of the computer world. Expert village, bah, you disgust me.

  • Why use the less conductive?? What tard gets compound on there board?

  • WTF? she didnt do it. What an expert... My 10 year old causin can put a computer together in the time she spend talking crap... nothing personal.^^

  • "Recommend the white"? Who the hell is gunna get it all over the motherboard??

    Just defected the object "Less conductive" IT is ment to be the best conductive to dissipate heat.

    And you don;t need to spread the compound why people do is beyond me. The heatsink spreads it for you any way.

  • *squeezing out Arctic Silver 5* Woah! I missed! Thats my video card! Crap!

  • I have the computer on the RIGHT!!! :D

  • My cat is grey, so does that mean she has metal in it? Fuck you 'expert' village.

    Go get AS7

  • lol

  • Yes your cat has Calcium metal in her bones, Iron in her blood. Haha just joking i agree with you expert village is the biggest waste of space on youtube.

  • Yeah, I just don't agree with what she's saying. It would seem like you would want something more of a conductor than an insulator so that the heat can properly transfer to the heatsink on top of the cpu.

  • lol, use the white kind and not the silver kind. GO GET FUCKING ARTIC SILVER 5

  • man i hate this lady

    come on!

    you didnt tell me anything!

    p.s. the new audio preview on the commenting is pure awesome!

  • wtf? she know crap about computers is hse retarded silver is better than silicon crap

  • WHAT A MORON

  • i didnt like "expert" village to begin with, and this sadly, made my respect drop LOWER.

  • who is this idiot woman!!!

    U R WRONG MORON LADY!!!

    and this video sucks ass! 1:15 mins of crap, are ya kiddin me?! Leave youtube please.

  • mx2 owns as5.

  • i think the only part she got right was where she said to use a credit card...

  • no no no no no no you throw that silicon shit out...AS5 all the way. If you short out your board you are a moron for using to much compound