WKUK Secret Of The Pyramids

[ignatz2000]

So if those guys are police soldiers, could you say they're... War Pigs?

[TooBoss4Sauce]

Oh I see, We were supposed to let all the Jews be murdered in the 40's.

Stupid America!

[lilawesomejason4]

WHere did you guys get those SWAT vests?

[ThePigHat]

@lilawesomejason4 Those are weight vests that say police on them

[uberchops]

HA! It's even funnier because Lincoln was actually rumored to be gay! I wonder if that was intentional.

[HorseManFace]

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DAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[holyhelo5speak]

he said bay of pigs twice

[ACinthemaking]

SPECAILY THE MEXICAN!

[r0cketj3sus]

@IndependenceHD, no one is ever 'on' weed. you smoke it, and you feel better. that's it. no one says "Those guys are on cigarettes right now, they're such rebels", or "He jumped down the stairs on beer". you just sound stupid.

[MrTheaterBasement]

Only the Whitest Kid's would make a bunch of puppets fashioned after famous monuments and then base an entire five minute sketch around it. Not only that but then have it make a descant amount of political sense at the end.

[xxxBlueIncendiaxxx]

What the hell did I just watch?

[givingup]

@darkchimeraa oh ok alright

[TBomb15]

I DID NOT ENLIST TO DO GOOD THINGS!

I ENLISTED TO TO AMERICAN THINGS!

[That10neGuy789]

Aha, he said bay of pigs twice... :)...im smart

[jack92223]

TEDDY ROUSAVELT FOR THE WIN

[whatthefrackman]

I agree, sometimes we do have to stand up and be the voice of reason.

RON PAUL 2012!

[givingup]

@whatthefrackman shutup faggot

[Bluelunes]

@givingup Take it easy, mister.

[givingup]

@Bluelunes ok sir, im so sorry, plsss no tell me mummi

[givingup]

@Bluelunes faggot

[darkchimeraa]

@givingup shutup faggot

[0HollyWould]

Wtf did i just watch??

[petergriffin001]

@0HollyWould I seriously have no idea.

[hot1shot80]

@petergriffin001 A skit from WKUK dumbass.

[petergriffin001]

@hot1shot80 I'm not so sure about that considering WKUK skits are usually funny and this was just stupid.

[sk84ever515]

its hard to eat an eagle with....a boner

[RogueBurger]

I just got a boner! 10 points!

[GreenS7oneGames]

These is probably my least favorite sketch -.-

[kbizzleable]

lol he said bay of pigs twice

[xcislife94]

oh. I see what they're doing here, I see what they're doing and I LOVE IT.

[Pacman338]

How high were they when they wrote this sketch?

[midway130]

so if this is a metaphor, does that mean the us shouldnt get involved and countries can solve shit themselves?

[bob1you0]

does anyone else see the dick on the wall at 2:55

[MinnesotaTwinsFan94]

i lost it at the chinese part!

[jrauch6]

LINCON IS CHOKING ON A BALD EAGLE!!! CALL THE CAREFUL COMMANDOS

[BorgMercenary]

This is one of the most Python-esque sketches they've ever done.

[johnnystulic42]

Mount Rushmore is fucking awesome

[IndependenceHD]

I'm 98.4% this was entirely thought up with when they were on weed.

[HuntingBannanas]

@friendlyschizo yeah and YouTube is more expensive right? Oh wait it's free and netflix is 7.95. And Netfix has only shitty outdated movies

[loser40639]

i heard that the great wall of china has a vagina

[44dragon23]

I enlisted to do AMERICAN THINGS!

[EPGCproductionsTM]

LOL He said Pecker!

[Kiross16]

mexicans lol

[friendlyschizo]

hahaha you poor bastards. you gotta shift sround youtube to watch wkuk videos XD I GOT NETFLIX HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! jk i'm not flaunting my netflix i feel very much like the child of a preppy mormon family on movie night.

[playswithsquirrels21]

press 5 for death

[dracula343]

Police Soldiers? Fuck, that's pretty close to reality

[RustyKnight94]

On the tv, the guy said ww1 ww2 and the bay of pigs at least twice

[8Eriquo8]

i wanna fuck girls to bits

[inuyashacoolieo]

...as straight as the arrow on a no U-Turn sign

[uraguy123]

"rararararararararararararara"­

[ClassicKnuckles]

Why dont presidents talk like Teddy anymore?

[1990bl]

17 people chocked on a bald eagle

[effinspoiler]

I love when Darren says "Annnnnnd they lost me" I love his face expression when he says it too XD

[shawnmichalsfan11]

its awkward lol cuz my name is angela 

[DarkShadowMegadeth]

"I did not enlist to do good things. I enlisted to do American things." I so love that quote! haha

[CanadianPinoyAirsoft]

why is there a swat team in the kokanee house?

[Guitar5678Player]

VIETNAM! GRENADA! THE BAY OF PIGS! WW2! KOREA! NICARAQUA! EL SALVADOR! IRAQ! SOLOMONIA! AFGHANISTAN! WW1! WW2! KOREA! THE BAY OF PIGS!

[rmcvey1911]

I'm the 41,111 viewer lol

[lordher0]

he forgot the civil war D:

[NBKGhostt]

''this all just seems ludacris to me'' HAHAHAHA

[Dragonmuphin]

@NBKGhostt AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Ludicrous!!!!!! DUDE! NOT LUDACRIS WTF

[MrOmegaFisch]

lmao at the great wall of china

[ShadowCrescents]

WAIT!! They forgot to use the The Statue of Liberty is a Whore joke!

[shawty25mj]

especially the mexicans lmao

[GrizDrummer25]

nice role reversal. usually Zach is the sane one who point out how fucked up the show is lol

[YetiFace55]

LMAO CHINESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CanIGetaGame134]

Fack everebady!

[hazmatsquid420]

i wanna fuck girls to bits!



[randomairsoft4]

Zach said bay of pigs rwice

[righteousdude93]

*spits eagle out* "awwwwww, now ya f***ed up now ya f***ed up now ya f***ed up NOW YOU HAVE F***ED UP!!"

[KTP200]

This is a lot like Monty Python

[CHURCHISAWESUM]

lol Great Wall "CHINESE BETTA DEN EVERYBADDY!' xD

[Kraziekrunk]

Wow that was complicated but funny

[bbrake]

lol, "Bird eating contest on three!"

[stitch99]

I appreciate the fact that the phrase, "It's like one big metaphor," is itself a simile.

[iLUVindians19]

which is weird cause zach is usualy the voice of reason

[BeccaHennessy]

the bay of pigs!

[Djshipdog]

1:41 has to be the funniest thing i've ever heard.

[xXxluigi1122xXx]

PRETEND ITS MARIO LOPEZ!!!!

LOL XDDD

[CHURCHISAWESUM]

Timmy makes a better woman than Sam XD

[CHURCHISAWESUM]

Brahahaha, haha!

[CHURCHISAWESUM]

Thumbs up if George Washington's voice made you angry for some reason.

[MrCrisby222]

..... this is like a WUKU inception!!!!!!!!!!!1

[combatcommand]

I got an eagle!

Ten points!

[ItachiTenshi]

What's China's beef with Mexico? Or was that just random?

[eggyolksam]

IN AMERICA

[Alexrider000]

Hah the great wall of china is racist! OMG! lol

[sonicedhoedown1]

WE ARE STRAIGHT AS RAINBOWS

[FSMNoodlyAppendage]

Amuurrrrica sounds so much better when you growl it.

[deidara003]

I started laughing when the soldiers appeared , all that animated stuff was pretty stupid XD

[Punks1Not2Dead3You4R]

POLICE SOLDIERS!!!

[SystematicChaos6]

drugs.

[titanking95]

Great wall is the funniest

[sirdigby727]

Sooo monty python-esque

[honisoitquivole]

A bit reminiscent of Monty Python...

[Sk8ter2898]

I agree with the moon on rap

[mohe3439]

I get it, it's saying how the show has just gotten really stupid and that the audience will laugh at anything they do.

[blader09111]

ESPECIALLY THE MEXICANS!!!!!!!!

[popatire23]

I dont understand... What...

[TheBeededee]

Ok let's "wrap" this up. Was I the only one that got the pyramid, mummy joke?

[michigander47]

timmy has my moms hair in this video....sad isnt it?

[XCloudChibiX]

LINCOLN IS CHOKING ON A BALD EAGLE!! lololololol

[DeLong6994]

how is lincoln gay he was one of the best presidents we ever had

[magicmitch1415]

This video is hilarious, but Abraham Lincoln wasn't gay, god dammit! The small amount of evidence is easily debunked! THE CHINESE ARE THE BEST! THE CHINESE ARE BETTER THAN EVERYBODY!

[TheGallantGentry]

The Great Wall is the best.

[SolarBlade52]

4:12-4:40

Perfect example of how the majority of viewers tend to be interested on ridiculous things and lose interest on common sense.

[qxrbil]

wtf?

[Ahovking]

out of there amazing videos this one was the worst

[goosebumper88]

if you don't pronounce it "AMEERICA", you're a non-patriotic athiest commie

[gingerofwar97]

"Swallow it! Take it down!"

"Pretend it's Mario Lopez!" XD

[tidesoftomorrow]

Zach looks hot in the swat uniform. It's a good look for him.

[solodarkwolf]

they're really trying to get some use out of those swat uniforms xD

[redliberation]

"How did it feel to have his little pecker down your throat?" -Washington

Epic...

[EmperorOfMars]

lol, Lincoln's shifty eyes.

[Hakudohshi]

Where do I enlist with the Police Soldiers? :D

[sgprailfan]

whats with the police stuff lately?

[555hulagirl]

i did not enlist to do good things ... i enlisted to do american things hahahahah ♥

[BoxNinjaProductions]

lol. i loved teddy Roosevelts voice

[und3fin]

uh yeah i wanna i wana fuck girls to bits

[SODAHAPPY]

AH He said bay of pigs twice D:

[MAMqu]

I love the great wall of china!

[und3fin]

lol zach was the best for the racist wall lol

[gingerofwar97]

obviously the 3 people who disliked this were mexican haha

[cantkeeptitshut]

hmmm.....

[tAoWAllOutKillaz]

THE CHINNESE ARE THE BEST!

THE CHINNESE ARE BETTER THEN EVERYONE!

FUCK EVRERYONE!

IM A BIG WALL TO KEEP EVERYONE OUT

ESPECILLAY THE MEXICANS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[MAMqu]

@tAoWAllOutKillaz That was hilarious but racist.

[JASMINEANDADEVA1]

It's like ONE BIG METAPHOR.

[element5333]

yes trevor, liberals ARE faggots.

[nowisdasick]

"wait, I don't understand wats going on" lmao

[SlayerRome]

I agree with china. china inspired america to build the mexican/american border :D

[Guitarheroadam18]

"I did not enlist to do good things...I enlisted to do American things!" Those two pretty much go hand in hand!

[luigisf]

I didn't find this as funny, but can someone explain the metaphor?

[colmaster34]

I got an eagle... 10 points!!! Lol !!!!!!

[taytay587]

I WAS SOOOOOO STONED WHEN I SAW THIS LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[PizzaboyOnTheMoon]

I thought this sketch was okay, The presidents saved it though! "Uh, yeah I wanna uh, I wanna fuck girls to bits..."

[ilandman11]

@PizzaboyOnTheMoon i think the great wall of china was the best part.

[PizzaboyOnTheMoon]

@ilandman11 Yeah that was kool too XD

[nerf9]

chinesse r the best chinesse r the best im a big wall 2 keep everybody out spetily the mexcians

[vgwhmb]

uhh...ya, i wanna fuck girls to bits...

hahaha

[ImGoin2Boston]

I didn't enlist to do good things! I enlisted to do AMERICAN things!

[Imaweasel1]

DA CHINESE ARE DA BEST, FUCK EVERYBODY.

[jbwhite1990]

Teddy, have you ever heard of such preposterousness

BAWAWAWAWAWA!

[DRealfriknKeenan]

WWII wasn't stupid.

[Exscaliber70]

I think this should be a real show.

[wishingyouwerescene]

@Exscaliber70 this is a real show

[vgwhmb]

@Exscaliber70 ha its only the best!!

[ilandman11]

@Exscaliber70 dood its part of the whitest kids ya know, which is a real show

on ifc

[brucelee7525]

lol lesbian pyramids

[htdtr]

SIXTH!

[uncdude12]

I JUST GO AN EAGLE

10 points!

[theroqueone]

@uncdude12 *got

[moepippy]

Lol wall of china...

[MrLongBoardHead]

uhh yeah i totally wanna fuck girls to bits!

[TheSwedishFisheyInc]

WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE TO DO FIRST!