Let's Play Cryostasis - Kickstart my Heart (S8 P2)

[rubysapprald]

well this is a ww2 maybe ww1 ship and your from the 80s so around 30 years lost now?

[2hakkabakka]

I'm watching this video just so that I can find the correct path through all of this, because sometimes you even time at random when you take the correct path ehere.

[Slpodji]

God I Feel so sorry for the "Kapitan". He goes to his only friend on this ship and the guy totally tells him to go suck it. I mean he's just looking for support!

By the way Helloween, LOVE your walkthroughs, and your jokes are HILARIOUS!!!!

P.S. NIce accent ...

[RoundersLP2]

2:20 phil we talked about this no hugs lols

[CouldntFindANam3]

why is there a hole to the pits of hell in the middle of the ship

[wockynerd]

The forest story is just one huge metaphor for America, maaaan.

[kiclops]

dear helloween for christmas i would like you to perform fallout new vegas =P

[acra0000]

8:50 dude, superman is NOT solar-powered.

[Jackthekingsmith]

@acra0000 Superman is a kryptonian, who only have powers in the light of a yellow sun, so yeah he kinda is solar-powered.

[SciFiHero]

Q: Why is the reactor now a volcano?

A: Moar energy.

[hitoshura0]

::sees missing reactor:: Well, I can guess that the Russian ORSE board isn't particularly thrilled right now.

[abomb10]

Hey phil whats up still givin people sessure hey phil phil we talked phil.

[souliscool101]

demon 1:BAM DONT THINK WE"RE GETTING THE MAN WITH THE BEARD

Demon 2: no he keeps standing next to that light and the bullets keep disappearing

Demon1:DAMN

Demon 1: you think we can turn off the power

Demon2: *sigh* no

Deomn 1: DAMN

CLASSIC HUMOR

[Compootor]

Oh, I think I'll just step dow- BRGHRGHR!

[EaterOfTheSoulsdude]

HE'S SOLAR POWERED!!!

[superpaqman]

The zombie guy totally ninja rolled on your ass

[porethoose]

the cold is kryptonite

[Edgewalker001]

If I would hazard a guess, the reactor core melted clean through the ship after releasing a cloud of pressurised, superheated steam through the ceiling. It's what happens when you leave it on to cook dry for too long...

[cloud19568]

This ship crashed in the sixties(telegram). You're from the eighties(Message at tutorial level)

[Mr250zxdzero]

Its the entrance to hell

[kachanman]

do you smoke pot?

[kachanman]

3:55

[kachanman]

oh i think i'll just step down bluaghghahgg, i love the sound you make there. tahahahahahaha

[LOLVOTEING]

what i find weird is that how did that guy who you were at the start die????

did he just sit there and freeze/starve to death :/ lol?

[crazyLOZfan]

maybe your playing as nuclear man from superman 4, I think thats what you was aiming for helloween

[Hammie4Life]

lol i blame the paper legs when u fell :D

[daken000]

is that a satanic pit!IT LOOKS LIKE ONE!

[k54g]

it just a another day on a Russian nuclear ice breaker

[Tacotruck1166]

Sun = Power? I'm sure you are thinking of Birdman. That was his power source.

[metsapeikkoo]

So uh... They managed to blow up the reactor again?

Isn't that area suppose to be like, omfg-radiated?

[Blunderbuss09]

ZOMG, that big red pit where the reactor is supposed to be is a hellmouth! Noooez! D:

[AETrainingDavid97]

If the character is shot, shouldn't he NOT heal from heat, as it wouldn't freeze the wounds (obviously)?

[AETrainingDavid97]

Lol, "Reactors aren't supposed to be missing..." @3:35

[AETrainingDavid97]

Your Russian impression is always so happy :D

[foist101]

"Do you think we are getting the man with the beard?"

"No, he keeps standing next to that light and the bullets keep disappearing."

"DAMN! Do you think we can turn the power off?"

"No..."

"DAMN!"

[kgarrity]

If the reactor had a MELTdown, why is everything frozen?

[foist101]

Because they are in the middle of the arctic with no heating systems. :P

[psycho642]

The reactor was gay so it went the other way around

[DracoRincewind]

7:24 Helloween just killed Megatron?

[chapacoka]

he's superman's less powerful cousin he gains power from heat and light(?) and has THE BEARD

[Pluiz2006]

I think his DNA mutated thanks to that reactor on board of the ship. Now he's like wolverine from x-men so his wounds heal fast only through heat.

Ah yes beardman is Solarine

[frozenlilies1]

Helloween, everyone explodes then they die, silly.

[PzGSephy]

Lol...whats with all the vintage WWII guns in this game. I know its the 80s so there still the red navy but really....it seems like a bad idea to have 40 year old guns on this ship.

[chapacoka]

screw safety! Real men use old guns or as beard man shows Valves and chains!

[ScreamingDoom]

Damn right! The crew should count themselves lucky they didn't have to install the new uranium rods by hand! Without gloves! That crane is the height of luxury.

[ivand1979]

Well, back in the day the Soviets had the habit of recycling obsolete weapons for use in third-line units or into storage rather than junking them. Given how these icebreakers are probably dead-last in the great procurement hierarchy, it kinda makes sense that they'd be stuck with the old stuff.

Besides, the WW2-era weaponry probably has a simple enough construction that they can handle the extreme cold better than an AK-47 or AK-74 could.

[PzGSephy]

@ivand1979 Ahh. I had't thought of that. xP Gess i sould have rembered that still today people use vintage guns form the war. Thanks for the feed back :D

[ScreamingDoom]

I'm going to guess that the reactor melted down, that's why the reactor room is a mess and there's a pool of lava where the reactor core used to be. You probably soaked up some nice rads being there. I hope Beard Man didn't plan on having non-deformed children or living without bone cancer for the future.

SOMEONE didn't install the carbon rods correctly!

[thedragonb0y]

This guy is no longer Beardman, he is Nuclearman.

[Kattenslilla]

WAit wait wait... if your health source is heat, and mr claws uses blow torches... shouldent he be healing you then? O,o

[chapacoka]

Apparently its so warm its cold!! Doesn't make any sense? Well neither does anything else on this ship! (Example: Lag Bullets, Blade-spider-thing-of-DOOM, A mega super water cannon, hiding items in beard space or the BEARD, and jumping into people's minds leading into the past and then when you finish everything's different! The list goes on and on.)

[LeonXTheXLeo]

"Do you think we are getting the beard man?" "no... He keeps standing next to that light and our bullets disapear..." "DAMN! Can we turn the power off???" "No..." "DAMN DAMN"

[NishaWinchester]

Is the forest story just one huge metaphor about what happened on the ship?

[ScreamingDoom]

If so, it seems a really abstruse metaphor.

So is the leader in the story supposed to be the Captain? And the ice the dark woods? If so, who is the evil attackers who forced the tribe out of the steppe? The Commies? And what about Scarecrow's brain?

[NishaWinchester]

Who are the evil attackers? Iunno, whoever made it so that the crew are now zombies? I have no idea about the scarecrow's brain though. Granted, it was just a hypothesis. I never said that the story is definitely a metaphor for the ship's situation. I asked if it was possibly a metaphor. That's all.

[ScreamingDoom]

Woah there, Sparky! I didn't mean any offense. You could very well be right; I wasn't criticizing you or the idea. Just that the implementation in the game is very abstruse.

[NishaWinchester]

Sorry! Didn't mean to seem jumpy lol. It is a little out there and I'm hoping the majority of the plot is cleared up by the end since I'm still not sure what all is going on.

[Pestinha92]

@NishaWinchester

Yes it is.

[demonjack123]

@Pestinha92 Someone probably answered that question already lol.

[OmegaAfroGamer]

@NishaWinchester yup

[Mattematask]

Mr.Reactor-starty man probably died cause he got so excited that he ran as fast as he could into the door but forgot to open it :) *BAM!!* *dead*

[CrimsonReaper85]

Finally a gun that you don't need to reload after every shot! And somehow someone has stolen a nuclear reactor...I'm sure thats important somehow, but I'm buggered if I know. The story still makes no sense to me, is Mr Beard even alive himself? Is this all some weird dream? Tell me game!!

[fireraven36]

okay....this is getting weird and make no sense for the storyline I'm trying to understand it but some part in this game make me jump I hate it! lol

[DomEReapeR]

The ship cant have been there for several years! You were there when it crashed! Thats why epic beard man is on the ship, his sled crashed because the ship crashed! Am i right?

[Mikato1]

lol your comments make me giggle

[PwnzorBob]

I guess the Captain got sad and resurrected some zombies, fiddled with a reactor and had a nasty cold.

Yes I'm suggesting the Captain is behind all this.

[mavarek666]

Its gotta be cold without a beard.

[masterjj89]

S how exactly did Mr.Reactor-starty man die in the first place? I didn't notice anything particularily life threatening in that area. Was he just so afraid to go into the room that he starved to death outside it?

[MDxm3000]

@masterjj89: Mr.Reactor-starty man died because his beard was not thick enough to shield him from radiation, so he probably crawled back out before melting. Not to worry citizens, super-beard is there to help!

[thevamp25]

i think you mean birdman.he gets powers off the sun not superman...BIIIIIIIIIIIIRDMAN!­!!!!

[Arcterion]

Danko's got the dank shit, yo. 8)

[ersay123]

..waiit.

If the reactor is missing (or now a volcano), how is all that stuff on the ship getting power?

[bendelundead]

From those generators beard-man is activating? I suppose the reactor is for engine power only.

(don't flame me if I'm wrong, i know pretty much nothing about ships D:)

[ersay123]

That makes somewhat sense..

(I don't know anything about ships either D= )

[ScreamingDoom]

Undoubtedly the ship has those diesel generators for emergency and auxiliary power. You don't want the whole ship to become inoperative should you need to scram the reactor or even (as here) during routine maintenance.

[Zeakol]

Magic?

[XxDJXepherxX]

hey helloween, when your were talking about superman gaining power from like the heat or sun, i think you meant birdman lol

[seanfulldark]

No bird man is the pathetic one of the two! They both get their powers from solar radiation. Superman's just cooler, and he works like a battery instead of a vehicle that doesn't have a battery.

[DonKain]

Superman is still a nazi.

[seanfulldark]

You do know that Superman is Jewish(well at least its creators)

[countflaming]

that show is the best

[kittycat01320]

"Why is the reactor now a volcano? Or on fire? Or whatever that's supposed to be?"

Maybe it is...

Eviiiil.

[DonKain]

Missing reactor? Fuck, now it's all clear. Godzilla came by for a snack and ripped it out, and all russians turned into radioactive demons in the aftermath.

[fredynek3]

well I just guess I will come off it, BLAH BRAGH BRAHGG

[lakanaloa]

@turkyman94 why would you guess there's a rocket launcher?

[turkeyman94]

who wanst to bet me he gets a rocket launch in the end?

[lakanaloa]

(Lol tags) I bet Phil is a demon that is sad about strobe lights so he hugs it out

[GENERALzod777]

I think Phil is Kronos, the god of time

[turkeyman94]

first going into past thing that i was interestedin

[Kuroku0105]

i wonder if you can shoot the tank on that guy's back and it will explode.

[kingzombiejo]

i wonder if phil is like the evil version of the captian like the cap just snaps and kills everyone on the ship and turns them into DEMONS or its the iceburgs fault and its holding some kinda god inside but that would be stupid haha

[Redtheundead]

Just noticed this.

Danko lead his 'crew' through a perilous place (forest) thinking he could get through, but gradually lost his group's trust as it seemed hopeless and that he made a mistake in going there.

The Captain lead his crew through a perilous place (ice fields) thinking he could get through, but lost his crew's trust because it appeared as though he made a mistake in going there.

Coincidence?

There's no such thing in video games.

[BloodReaperZ]

I go with spontainious exploding also =D

[ces75ap]

every game is not complete without lava/goo

[MrWajax]

You know, with all this close combat, I'm surprised there's no shotgun.

[DogOfWar01]

i love to think that the guy just waited to death

[CraimerX]

JAMES BOND RUSSIAN ZOMBIE!

[13DuctTapeNinja13]

wait, if the reactor is gone, what's powering the ship?

[Morgius87]

@13DuctTapeNinja13

You might figure out later in the LP. :)

[YeahCain2]

@13ducttapeninja13

beard man's imagination

[supertojoe]

@YeahCain2 and 13DuctTapeNinja13

it's not beard man's imagination. It's his magical beard of storing infinite amounts of warmth, weapons, and energy.

[scholargrove]

@13DuctTapeNinja13 Nothing. It's not powered.]

[dragonvoidex]

i think ill jus- arallllarl

lol

[BloodfelX]

Question: How did he die there in the first place?!

"Come on go and replace the rods!"

"No screw you I'm gonna stand here and die from thrist and starvation!"

Question 2:

Why is there a red gooey pit of gooeyness in replacing the god damn reactor?!

[Morgius87]

@BloodfelX

This will somehow be explained later... but apart from most creepy red glows this one is your friend I guess. :)

[AlexPhott]

Yay for S.T.A.L.K.E.R guns.