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  • don kim! he's suppose to be dead LOL

  • :D Chester beinnington at 3:23

  • "Do I look like I have c*nt written on my forehead?" I like this scene ;)

  • best part 7

  • AAAYYYY!!!!

  • You forgot the hospital-break scene :)

  • anyone no the name of the song in number 4 plz

  • Um, hello? Public sex scene?

  • Chester Bennington @ 3:23

  • 9# ist the best! :)

  • the full scene "kick some black ass " is funny as hell you should have started from when he has the guy on gunpoint

  • GTA IV the movie =)) lol

  • number 9 !!!

  • check out this cool Statham scene :)

    watch?v=2uhTEJ9mgfk

  • @UV0023 I was planning on removing this if it was just to a random video to views. Since it is Jason Statham, you sir, are my new bff.

  • he would be soo good playing nico bellic

  • dude you just missed the Epinefrine Part :)) ....and, of course, Chinatown, but this vid is pretty good :D

  • i laways forget the name of the song from the second scene. Can anyone tell me?

  • st scene is the best one :-D

  • #9 Is the best.

  • number three is my favorite thanks boss lol

  • THE MUTHA FUCKIN ASIANS ARE HERE!!!!!!!

  • Where can I get this Chinese shit?

  • how do u get the sound effect for his yell on the tv smash?

  • @puncher53 you cut the sound up really small and loop it.

  • Duuuudddee i wish you wlda put the scene when he's running in a patient gown with a boner on the phone lol

  • the mall part where he crashes trough the doors is funny as hell

  • kick some black ass scene is the best

  • 3:43

    you talk about carlito? that´s a fucking funny shit, cause me and carlito we are boys now, that´s right we are tight.

    hauhuhahauhau

  • @djrogfmb you havent been tight since your brother fucked you in 3rd grade.

  • lol, Thanks Boss! 4:29

  • what is it u gotta do......a gotta kick sum black ass!

  • man i WANT A CRANK 3!

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  • 0:53 tytuł bym poprosił!!!

  • @Liboxo o boże... :| naucz się człowieku korzystać z GOOGLE.PL . Jak można korzystać z internetu i być tak zacofanym ?

  • Two things I learned from this movie.. no NOT ever fuck with asians, and always keep up a healthy diet.

  • if there would be crank 3 the best combo is to have chev and Vinnie Jones

  • 5:50 "not so fast motha fucker"........lol

  • my opinion i found it the most funnyest the mall scene "blurt vision?" "sure(crashes through mall and his voice tells us he doesn't give a shit"

  • abc

  • @1nsAn3Sway def

  • The best scene is the whole film (:

  • This Crank is best, the second one is too screwed. Its something like opposite of the first one: In first he needed to move, do something and in second he didnt need to. Only to be slow because of his batteries. 

  • 21 People Have Accidentaly Pressed the UnLike Button....

  • Chev Chelios is one badass motherfucka! Pls. make a Crank 3

  • Jason Statham = Awesomesauce!

  • I gotta kick some black ass.

    ......what?

  • 0:49

    I love when he says those "AAAYY!!"

  • Jason Statham HATES that show!

  • this film is one of my favorites.

  • the best part is when he get on he's wife xD

  • i also rly liked ricky at the cd he left chelios xD

  • WHATEVER PSYCHO! hahaha

  • Crank blew my brains out. Crank 2 was great, but I didn't really laugh as much.

    Vote goes to Crank for being the most insane, f***ed up, mad, adrenaline boosting movie of all time

  • speical;)

  • any movie that that english guy stars in is always the most r rated gory violent mature fucking crazy movie for instance death race,crank,crank 2,war.

  • forgot Chinatown

  • i like the part when he is pulling out the arab cab driver and shouting at him and pointing at him Al Qaeda! and everybody kicks his ass roflmfao

  • how is the public sex scene not on here?

  • 3:22 - guy from linkinpark! i think?..........

  • Yeah man. It's Chester. He's also in the sequel to Crank.

  • Survived by the chelios heart

  • omfg he got raped!! (# 9)

  • i love the part when he's on the motorbike balancing, in the hospital robe. lOL

  • this is one of my fave dvds

  • That's an awesome video. Finally someone else who appreciates crank! I love its subtelties... like the scene changes like when he bumps into kaylo outside the cafe... I would have included the 'so it's for medicinal use?' line which was right before the kick some black ass scene. Also the cutting that dude's hand off - it was funny when he throws it at Kaylo ... It's been so long since I've seen it - I hope I got the names right. Also nice info at the side - never realised it was Chester!

  • Nice job cutting off all the good parts. You've got some pretty great editing skills.

  • No problem, bro

  • @bobbio555 FILM + Windows movie maker i dont think thats that great :P

  • i LOVE thie film!

    petty you couldn't put the china town scene in this, but anyone who's seen the film will know why you can't. ;D

  • I hav'nt seen that, what happens?

  • they have sex in middle of a busy street in chinatown, LOL.

  • 3:23 -3:25

    Chester Bennington?

  • its a dumbass action movie but goddamn i fucking love it

  • if they make GTA movie HE WILL BE THE ACTOR 100%

  • he fucking better!

  • @elasolezito

    So True

  • @elasolezito

    lol i thought that to he should be in GTA5!

  • @elasolezito defi fucking nitely !

  • @elasolezito Rather the next GTA game set in England. The protagonist should definitely modeled and voiced by Jason Statham.

  • Did someone know how they filmed the first scene of this movie? I have no idea how it works!

  • yo yo lol fucking cant wait man!!! crank 3 is coming out in 2010/2011 and itr gonna be in 3d! wooooo chev chelios yeah! check wikipedia

  • dude weers sex part??

  • YOU. DIDN'T. ADD. THE SEX. PART?!

    wow.

  • who cares about the fuckin sex part?

  • Ok I've seen this movie but I haven't seen the scene where he beats the shit outta the TV lol is it a deleted scene?

  • The TV scene is in the very beginning..

  • Oh yeah I don't I ever seen the very beginning of this movie and I did for the first time and I saw it lol...good shit

  • yes WE ALL KNOW MORRISON CHESTER OR WHAT EVER HIS NAME IS WOW ANOTHER CELB WHO CARES god

  • on no. 6 was that the lead singer from linkin park becuase hes in a scene in crank 2

  • besides the plot is really nice photography of this movie was amazing

  • How could you not love this movie???If you don't like this movie then your a pussy!

  • Nah, Crank was so good. But Crank 2 is not so good like the 1st one (for me).

  • for me too.

  • If I had enough money, and i had game that drove me to absolute insanity i would re-ennact #9

  • i like the part where he is with the jamaican guy! this plant shit froma haiti shit

  • the scene inthe lift is pretty good, "You Fuckin Say Something?"

  • what is that song

  • you kinda forgot the scene where he fucks his grilfriend in front of everybody in CHINATown!!!!!!!

  • "I'm aliveee!! I'm aliveee!!!"..That scene is priceless!!

  • haha presto scene is just too awesome, boooshhhhh haha

  • whats the song at #9

  • thats chester bennington who tells chev about the epinephrine in the nasall spray right?

  • What about the part when the drawing of his face pops up on the news !

  • Lol the china down was the best!

  • Thanks boss!! jajajajajaj

  • no chinatown wtf haha

  • Destivesvin is right! hahaha

    crank is the best film ever!

  • Where is the cunt on forehead scene?

  • I guess so. DAMN IT! all TO HELL!

  • are the fucking censoring comments now? fuck fuck fuck fuck

  • Yeeah, what about the plant shit scene? lol

    and the taco scene

  • no cunt in forehead scene?

  • plant hardcore haitian shit scene is my top pick

  • for some reason the 0:49 effect followed by the mental music+the smashing of one sick TV gets me pumped haha :D

  • I also get pumped when the tv gets freaking ass kicked.. :) i felt so freaking pumped after watching this movie :) i just wanted to go out and punch a baby (srsly, dont do it)

  • Its fricken mental aint it :D

  • the sex scene in chinatown is the best!! The only scene in movie history that is better is the sex scene in the second one.

  • the number one is my favorite "Notso fast motherfucekr" XD

  • 3:20 Its Chester Bennington from Linkin Park!!!

  • 6:22 the second guy from the right is a pretty famous martial artist, steve terada

  • the best thing i loved about this film. is that he always shouts stuff. fukin hilarious

  • The only movie more insane than this is Crank High Voltage. That shit is fucking out of this world

  • You should've left the bald guy's expression in the 3rd grade scene...fucking priceless!

  • Asshole!! No need to push!! I'm looking for something that starts with an E! England! Very funny No!! an Artificial Adrenaline!! Artificial Adrenaline! Epinephrine? Yes that it i love u! I can't sell u that!! What why? Hold on!! Psst Nasal spray!! What? Nasal Spray it will get u tweaked!!! LOL

  • FUCK YOU CHELIOS!

  • The old guy in the pharmacy Asshole!!!

  • wth no does it look like i have cunt written on my forehead????? that was like my fave

  • yeah man why the hell you didnt upload that public sex scene ffs xd

  • how the hell did you not include the public sex scene, the epinephrine running scene, or the "plant shit" scene (the 2nd cab scene)

  • I have the beginning of the Epinephrine Scene in my Video =) Have you seen the 2nd part of Crank? I was in Cinema last week and now I am waiting for the dvd to make another video =P And yes, there is a new sex scene in it =D

  • yeah, I've seen it, it was hilarious. I just loved the japanese monster movie scene...too bad we'll never know whats in the box

  • Maybe in the Director's Cut Edition.. Like the "Nail in the leg" scene in Crank =P

  • Probably a Dick instead of the one they wanted to cut off fom Chev lol

  • Driving through a mall, cops chasing me lol

    love how he says it so calmly

  • "Look out!" "Thanks Boss!"

    LMAO THAT SHIT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD.

  • amy made me so angry in this movie xD still loved it

  • that last one was.... WIKKID AWESOME!!!

  • 3:23 chester bennington from linkin park

  • whats the songs name at 04:08??

    pls send me your question or the song at icq

    256836669

  • "You haven't been tight since your brother fucked you in third grade!"

    Priceless.

  • This movie was great and funny as hell.

  • whaaa... u dont have china town scene "I'M ALIVE!"

  • lol

  • this movie is nasty

  • 4:50 lol

    falling

  • lol 3:27

  • bestbestbestbestbestbestbest

  • at 6:24

    PRESTO!!!!!

  • at 3:40

    we are boys now, that´s right we are tight!

    ahauhahahuahuahuahuahuahua

    fucking clown this motherfucker verona!!!

  • uhh... just watch the whole movie until you get there i guess..?

  • whats that song on #4?

  • read video description

  • WHAT IS THAT FUCKING song on #9

    i want to know that

  • New Noise - Refused

  • ouu is no the epinephrine rush part!!

  • some one is CRANKy.

    HAUAHUAHUAHAUHAUAHAUHAUAHA!

  • .......

  • lmao

  • Awesome. My favorites are the TV smash scene and "presto" That scene is really really fucking sick, especially the first time because you're like "wtf?"

  • thats pretty cool how the dud at 6 22 is my friend

  • seriously?

    sick

  • i liked that scene when the girl was giving him a blow job in the car.

  • where can i find that scene?

  • 5 stars,dude !!

  • omfg where is the fucking scene you fucking dick

  • whou whou whou hold on. Where the hell is fucking scene I`M ALIVE !!!!

  • the old man in #6 is so funny

    sticky chin

  • well spotted -.-

  • at 3:24 its the lead singer from linkin park

  • ya i wanted to see the blowjob in the car

  • can ANYONE tell me the titel of the song wich comes in the very beginning ?? pls

    it comes at the beginning when there's "starring jason statham" and stuff

    THX so much

  • which song is that at 0:52 ????

  • Refused-new noise

  • you think they'll ever read description?

  • can i scream

    dont know who its by

  • I expected the scene where he does his run across the city after injecting himself full of adrenaline.

  • chester benigton xD