The GameSpot Community Reacts To Street Cleaning Simulator (PC)

[kabbinet]

"One of the most important cultural artifacts in human history!"

[Lukis300]

It's almost like GTA IV!

[deantivakul]

SOO HARDCORE!!!!

[RecentVision]

Best game ever! You will never find a game more addicting than this. I wasted 1 straight day playing this.

[pikachuzero]

Fuck you guys for trolling me, I went out and bought it cause everybody say its a "masterpiece".

[TechnoFezy]

didn't it take 2?

[RealThinkTank]

This game should be rated M....for Masterpiece.

[MrMonky1919]

I bout this game.

[tkeeps217]

I used to be a street sweeping hero like you, but then I took a soda can to the knee...

[xXnXnXnXx]

I used to have a social life, then I started to play Street Cleaning Simulator, or SCS as we elites call it.

[Ikerocksdude]

too intense for me

[yok5]

Cuando Jesús baje a la tierra lo primero que él haría es jugar Street Cleaning Simulator

[FaithlessFate87]

I still can't believe my review made it into this video.

[C0sm0sTheM0use]

"The streets are dirty.

Are you a bad enough dude to clean the streets?"

[lordmasterization]

My life has been given a purpose!

[Psykomancer]

I think my penis grew 3 inches while watching this video. In girth!

[xElvox]

Skrim? LOL

[2wcp]

they say cleanliness is next to godliness. by playing this game i feel that i'm closer to God

[pufixas]

rofl

[DaveTheIceman]

I used to sweep streets for a living, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[genericity]

@DaveTheIceman someonejust narrowly avoided saying that 2 comments down

god what the fuck is wrong with you arrow to the knee people

it wasn't funny the first time, it wasn't funny the first million times, it's still not funny 700 billion times later after being applied to every possible scenario imaginable

jesus fucking christ i need to just kill myself so i never see this shit again

[almostgary]

@genericity i use to hate knee to the arrow jokes...than i took an knee to the arrow

[genericity]

@almostgary oh look, something that just isn't funny at all

never saw that snoozefest coming

[somberlight]

@genericity you got to understand the thinking of rabid RPG nerd :P as in, there isn't any going on. if the game is good, it overtakes his then-current life completely.

[almostgary]

@genericity i too never saw snoozefest coming...than i took an arrow to the knee

[TheBobTheJoeBob]

@almostgary Did you think changing around 2 words was going to make it more funny? Or were you just trying to be original? Either way, it didn't work.

[almostgary]

@almostgary

[riskygamiing]

@genericity i used to hate those too, but then i took a mace to the face.

[NiggerBob420]

"Suspense" made me LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[BurntWeenySandwhich]

i use to clean streets, then i...ahh fuck it i still love it, god bless this game.

[STuKKie86]

Adverts? really??



[remsensor]

This game looks more new and fresh then MW3. At least its a full game.

[UnIKrafTr]

Let's clean up...YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[iamjaeE]

i bought a copy for my mom to play. She quit her job to play this all day. My favorite

[zodawg0079]

Instead of pre-ordering Modern Warfare 3, I got a second copy of this just in case I lost my current copy.

[hachiki7354]

@zodawg0079 well, not pre-ordering mw3 is smart. seriously.

[majema007]

@Kaine852 Music is Heavy Rain, main theme.

[Kaine852]

anyone know what music was used here?

[Randseed2]

I don't know. Woodcutter Simulator 2011 runs a close second. They should combine them!

[MADdrummer971]

I LOVE THIS GAME!

[Dreadmantisthe2nd]

"It swept into my life, and into my heart"

Best quote EVER.

[Polas27]

GOTY

[Doowoo]

Im gonna cancel my BF3 pre-order just for this!

[GGGUnitsoldier]

its awesome how people make games of the almost lowest payed jobs in the world, in to awesome shit! :D

[Baleur]

@GGGUnitsoldier Next up, for their multimillion dollar sequel, Garbage collecting simulator 2012: Apocalypse rush!!

[MrEspenFarstad]

@GGGUnitsoldier

Lowest paid? In Norway working in the public sector as a street cleaner, you'll be paid about 40$ an hour.

[GGGUnitsoldier]

@MrEspenFarstad  to low for a normal job

[1000000deth]

LOL XD!!!

[betkas13]

now it is pointless to play other games

[satkutis]

my future job

[ModeLTU]

How messed up your life has to be for you to even CONSIDER creating a game like this. Like, what point do you sit down and say "Guys, we need to create a wonder of gaming.. A street cleaning simulator". WHAT THE FUCK!

[GustavoMsTrashCan]

Why this video haven't reached 1 million views yet?

[supersexycrazy]

is this for reals??

[Johnny0Masters]

this is the stuff epicness is made

[130Y]

ಥ﹏ಥ - Changed my life.

[VeloRStudios]

Does it come with co-op? I will gather my fellow heroic brethren and clean these streets with my righteous street cleaning truck.

[SjaakadeliC]

LET'S TAKE IT TO THE STREETS!!! ..... OF RAGE.

[majema007]

@flashfith Heavy Rain, Main Theme.

[PointBlanc54]

They need to make another game

[Dilandau88]

awesome.

[TimesNewSparta]

They see me cleanin' They hatin!

[SONYandMICROSOFT]

I watched this video as a kid...... And i left this video as a street cleaner.....

[flashfith]

What's the song????

[yhmmot]

this could just be THE GREATEST GAME EVER MADE NOW AND POSSIBLY UNTIL THE END OF TIME...UNTIL STREET CLEANING SIMULATOR 2012

[LylieBoi]

@PyroSeraphim an @toyotasupramaster guys lets not get caught up in arguing.. excuse the pun but... lets. keep. things. clean :/

btw i would never give this game the time of day but the trailer was epic!! LOL

[PeterM101]

screw mw3 i'm getting this game

[shadowkid1993]

this game is intense!!

[GamerDude1911]

i ROFL'd at love....

[zikzak23]

I do wish the system requirements were lower, but these kind of high end graphics demand the best.

[MrPrunecandy]

i wonder how well this will do against the other street cleaning games out today

[NodakJo2010]

24 people were betrayed by their street cleaning truck.

[Azures7]

IT CAN NEVER COMPARE TO FORKLIFT SIMULATOR

[TripleKiII]

Finally,a sequel to the masterful big rigs over the road racing,GOTY.

[TheREALSisko]

One of the best game trailers since Deus Ex Human Revolution!

[freequest]

why do i never find games like these .... instead i by rage .... now im raging

[NINT3NDUD3]

looks like im canceling my skyward sword preorder. this game is the next giant leap foward for entertainment industry! i just hope my pc is strong enough.

[MagnuSSungaM]

Finally, a glimmer of hope, a new goal in life.

I want to be the best damn virtual Street Cleaner in the world!

I will stop at nothing to achieve my goal!

[PyroSeraphim]

I actually bought this game.

[toyotasupramaster]

@PyroSeraphim Then go drown yourself

[PyroSeraphim]

@toyotasupramaster Why? That was very mean. I hope I don't have to be mean to you. I bought it because I had the extra money to spend and it is a very good expense. A purchase of this leads to amazing laughs with friends.

[toyotasupramaster]

@PyroSeraphim You could download it instead of buying it, because you wouldn't have wasted your money on shit.

[PyroSeraphim]

@toyotasupramaster I "bought" it. wink wink.

[ThePsychoGamer1337]

this game needs multiplayer

[redmar79]

Quote from Jack Thomson " This game is absolutely pure evil and encourages immorality! I will stand up and fight every waking minute of my life to make this game disappear from the interweb!" True Story Bro

[redmar79]

If you do't BUY THIS!,,,,Your street cleaning days are OVER!

[redmar79]

Average user score of 9.1 on Gamespot! LMAO ROFLC!

[wereapeproductions]

GotY

[nintendork64]

This game is better than sex.

[kn0sis]

A breathtaking masterpiece. One can only ponder the kind of amazing machinima one can produce sweeping these streets. You could imagine yourself listening to some sweet beats while sweeping those streets and suddenly you find yourself in the wrong part of town. It could be a battle of life, death, and the duty to clean.

[lothar29]

xD!!!! jajajajajajaja

[immuntocrap2]

It's good but a bit overhyped.

[SnowNasty]

GOTY!

[Spatan95]

This game change my life

[martinsch]

mind.blown

[bierbuik]

Cleaning the streets like I just don care

[p0rtugalVII]

This game is better than Final Fantasy VII and LOZ: Ocarina of Time combined.

[Xfj895]

The Citizen Kane of the gaming world has arrived ladies and gentlemen.

[ogorain1]

I learned english in 3 days just to play this game.

[Xiaoooooooooo]

THIS GRAPHICS IS THE BEST

MUCH BETTER THAN CRYSIS

[Homerspy]

Can't wait for the DLC!! Supposed to be a real tough level where you have to distinguish whether you need to clean a private street alongside a park that is half owned by a local millionare and half owned by the city.

[sunabuza]

If u want to be the king of the streets, you have to clean them first.

by Suhail Salem,

[GustavoMsTrashCan]

I always downloaded pirated games

But this one... was my first game I ever bought In my entire life.

[sunabuza]

SKYRIM CAN WAIT ... THIS IS THE SHIT

[pincerhammer]

I arrived home late last night.. I had to prepare a financial analysis for my company...I didn't really want to talk to anyone... My wife...My children...Nuisances all around me...A clean street was all I wanted...Sweeping the dead body of the neighbour's cat from the pavement...Blowing away the leaves from the trees, the dirt and the cigarettes...I always wanted a job where wearing a suit was not required...Where an IQ of less than 50 qualifies you for a job...I wanted to be.. a STREET CLEANER!

[malzmohdhassan12]

I'm getting my whole PC upgraded for this game. Call me stoked!

[Andernerd]

@rezaroth It's currently 3rd in Gamespot's most popular chart.

[rygu79]

@Andernerd

Only because it's hard to come by in NA. If this was as readily available as CoD or Mass Effect it would be #1 by far. It might even hold #2 simultaneously.

[Raptor8762]

wtf is that monstrosity?!?!

[zygulpy]

@Raptor8762

don't you dare insult the definitive game of our generation.

[anonphere]

diablo 3 is fucked since this is their competition

[rkWalken]

The best game of ALL time. I can't wait for the sequel.

[rkWalken]

This is by far one of the best games.... I thought some of the reviews were false... but it has really changed the way I view the world. I can't wait for the sequel.

[FortOFHobo]

LMAO

[WasimKhan77]

How many FPS can I expect with my rig ...

Core i7 960

ATI Radeon HD 6950

8 GB RAM

[iforgotmyoldaccount]

@WasimKhan77

Dont expect anything more than 15 fps, this game is more intense than Crysis

[0Purp1e]

this advertisement of a guy with a octopus alien on his shoulder

makes me fuckin want to kill whoever made this

ill find you and rape your face with my ice skates

you know what ur doing

idiot

[sushlet]

To anyone who actually thinks this game sucks : FUCK YOU!

[bijeau99]

i know the whole sarcam thing is funny but just so no one gets confused....this game sucks

[Bigcrusha16]

Jack Thompson approves!

[TheSlizz3r]

oh my.....oh my god.....wow....

[KDStudiosLive]

This game is so great. I am buying this for all my friends and family.

[EcHoRenegade]

funny how this has a 9.1 user score on gamespot....

[rygu79]

@EcHoRenegade

It's funny how it only has a 9.1, I think console fanboys are coming along and giving it 7s and 8s. Should be between 9.7 and 9.8 realistically.

[Antagonist121]

I can imagine the next game: DOTA/HoN/LoL Shopkeeper Simulator!

[IIIuzziIII]

song?

[camhelloscience]

@IIIuzziIII Called Mars. From heavy rain soundtrack.

[IIIuzziIII]

@camhelloscience thanks ;-)

[WolvenClawPeacemaker]

This trailer really...*puts on a pair of shades* swept me away. *YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EAAAAAAAAAAAH!*

[arvelos76]

Hey Crytek!

Watch and learn how a Street Cleaner kicks your Crysis 2 DirectX9 graphics in the ass...

[BKillerUZ]

I finally found my purpose in life.

[leafs43]

I hope when the sequel comes they don't sell out and noob it up.

[FundaiX]

Changed my life

[MrMadalien]

The user reviews are hilarious, I'm sure no one even played the game lol

[Dioxholster]

This is the game for me.

[Rezaroth]

are they just being funny with this vid, or did people really love this stupid game?

[KillerJae90]

@Rezaroth stupid game? sir, you must not have been engaged with such wonderful, awesome, street cleaning beauty.

[Rezaroth]

@KillerJae90 alright now I know you're just being funny lol

[KillerJae90]

@Rezaroth lol go play for hours!

[DaRkLoRd1061]

goty, fuck skyrim, i'm gonna be cleaning virtual streets this christmas....

[Bonzazaz]

hope they make a dlc

[GeorgeAson]

heavy rain music!!!!!

[krnt13]

Awesome!

[Evilhen88]

1:07 I want to see what happens next

[syakaer1]

LOL!!!! at sarcastic top comments.

[symphony929]

My god .__:

[callum6549]

hahaha

[o0HuMAN0o]

well... that was awkward...

[mikebingham34]

lolz



[420cackaroach]

gamespot stop trying to be machinima

[opiemonster]

@420cackaroach i thought it was machinima when i clicked on it, because I am subscribed to them also

[shano92]

pause at 1:28 lol fail

[CodySeanTV]

GOTY hands down!

[Super240987]

too good

[DreyfussFUBAR]

its trashmaster of GTA huh.

[feffrey81]

Warning don't be hungry while watching youtube videos.

[nathan0401]

all the games we want and game concepts that would sell well and they made a street cleaning simulator, and aswell no joke the same developer made garbage men simulator i mean WTF

[MrMuzhashi]

Sometimes im not sure to like this video for complimenting gamespot for uploading this or dislike this video for such a dumb simulator.

[soulsilverff13]

the perfect game has arrived

[TheDoddzilla]

all this for £15 this is a must buy!

[rccppt]

epic this made me cry