Why Not To Be A Goalie

[XxFlashTuTorialsxX]

this was me 5 years ago. now I bulldoze kids by the crease

[epicorks4brkfst]

well at least we no he got a piece of it with his stick

[zvxclusiive]

Thats what you get for those socks

[nvlaxerg54]

Fag ive gotten naild ther dozens of times. (on and off the field :)

[sbulax211]

SAVE!

[psycho5232]

ive taken a good amount of pretty fast shots straight to the cup. im no gonna lie it hurts like hell! but unless its fast enough to break your cup or it slides around and doesnt protect your balls, you dont fall over like this. you walk it off

[RhinoNugget]

why not to be a bad goallie

[Freshprincess2165]

ha im a girls lax goalie (: i dont have to worry about that..

[ranDredwood]

Damn u need more practice at goalie I get hit on a regular basis from worse rips and I can just brush it off

[RiiKBoSs]

@ranDredwood if your getting hit more than saving it with your stick, maybe YOU need more practice, and if you can brush-off a nut shot, you obviously have a vagina or tiny balls.

[lacrossegotome]

he is a bitch



[puichan100]

CUPS DOESNT WORK! OMG....it still hurts like a bitch!!!!!

[dhlover898]

why not to be a goalie? the only reason not to be a goalie is cuz ur a pussy!

[Wolftaffy]

@dhlover898 you are what you eat

[dhlover898]

@Wolftaffy oh ya, like ive never heard that one before

[gametocken]

More like why not to be bad

[waterboy8545]

If that kid knew how to shoot.. it wouldn't hit the goalie.. but he just rips..

[44laxboyy]

hes fine he has no balls, hes lucky it didnt get stuck

[jackc419]

pussAYYYYYYYYYYY

[Snowboarder146]

if he stepped to the ball like ur suppose to he wouldn't have gotten hit i play in the cage and if u get hit in the nuts its gunna hurt no matter what thats why they give u a stick. so u can catch shots

[countersniper71]

dude i play goalie and we had some of the fastest shooters in the state on our team and i get cranked from the crease in the nuts while wearing a cup doesnt hurt one bit

[golfwang88]

@lildrummerboy1718 you're retarded. pucks weigh more than lax balls and are you seriously getting all in detail over 6 miles an hour between the hardest shots? you are the pansy

[blackrosebasser]

I get hit with the ball more than my goalie and I play defense!

[NickMageeTV]

the title should be "Why Not to be a Bitch and be a Goalie"

[clinton4162]

The only time taking a nut shot has ever hurt to a point that i notice(cause when im playing I dont notice after taking a cup hit directly)is when a bouncer brings my cup straight up on a perfect bounce to sack tap my nuts, then their sore but otherwise you can normally man through.

[Powerstrokekid1]

PUSSSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[hippotater23]

@Powerstrokekid1 just because you have a strange fetish for cats doesn't mean you have to comment on random videos saying nicknames for cats in all caps :)

[IcOuLdBeSaM]

his cup is too small, im a goalie and it only hurts when you get ball rocked when your cup is huging ur dick too tight, all he needs is a bigger cup

[IpodTouchHelper1217]

man you guys all stupid... lax shots are harder then hockey shots.

[bigblob134]

wimp im a 12 year old goalie and can take hits that fast

[MrWhatthemonkey]

@bigblob134 Ty thats true because i am 12 years old and a goalie lol

[DemtrocityFB]

is he wearing shin gaurds?



[squeekypanda123]

it didnt even hit him there. it hit to the side

[Wallbro69]

Trust me I feel your pain

[Jazzmetalrocknroll]

well, he stopped it, all right! that happened to me yesterday, hurt like heck, even throught the "most advanced cup" in the market. i may need the next size up.

[16Lacrosse]

@Jazzmetalrocknroll congratulations!

[TheLaxdude77]

Ok any one who actually plays goalie knows it hurts so every one needs to stop giving this kid and all goalies shit all you guys do is shoot but let's see how quick you judge if we put you in goal so shut up

[Dacon783]

Sorry stance.

[wiz933]

thats why some people have goliepants

[fritoslapper]

maybe u shud wear a cup and get faster reactions b4 u step in cage

[bennylax24]

@AirsoftKilla228 more like 60-70

[ButtMuffin193]

psh ive cracked 2 cups. hes faking.

[brendanoconn]

That goalie is slower then an Autistic kid on crutches.

[screbur]

@brendanoconn My brothers autistic you douchebag

[MrWhatthemonkey]

@brendanoconn What?? he saved the shot.

[MrWhatthemonkey]

@brendanoconn Ow wait srry he is slow ass hell. I play goalie and for some reason because of how slow the shot was i thought the goalie was fast for a second.

[JDFoxtrot79]

@brendanoconn Thats j-j-j-just o. o. o. o. o. offensive..

[Jazzmetalrocknroll]

A: step to the ball B: wear goalie shorts, i wear pads on my quads, hips, and crotch (in addition to a cup that fits me), and C: during the warmup, dont whip shots, he'll get enough of it during the game, a warmup is just to get the muscles hot.

[windyhillsss]

Yo step to the ball it wouldn't hurt as much, slow on moving the head of his stick

[windyhillsss]

Ya it does hurt, but suck it up be tough- don't be so dramatic !

[Lacrosse0126]

warrior toolbox nutthutt is the way to go...

[jandtre]

shin guards??!!! pussy!!!

[shrewsburyboarder34]

@jandtre thoes are socks.  cant see!?!?! need glasses faggot.

[boarderlax1222]

i am a goalie both hockey and lax it urts so much worse for lacrosse

[ChuckNorris924]

I've had a cup shatter and a throat guard shatter, and i didn't even bitch that much. . What a pussy.

[jackc419]

that wasnt even a fast shot

[thetaxiishere]

they can both be shot within like ten mph of each other...it doesnt hurt that bad when you get hit with a ball in lax...unless you suck like this kid in the video...suck it up

[dorandude12]

nice socks... skinny faggot

[laxgoaltender2]

He needs a Warrior Tool Box



[dawson414141]

im a goalie for feild lacrosse

[MrChuzzles]

worst stance ever

[GravityJackal]

Wow all th negetive comments are from losers without ball.

[caitlinncorbett]

wear a cup...

[TheTyTyXD]

@caitlinncorbett hey man.. it still hurts even if you're wearing a cup

[noname31000]

im a lax goalie and i love it hes a pussy why did he lie down

[dlangdon123]

COme on my legs r purple from my temmates shooting on me (it isnt like 50 mph) and u shud b wearing a cup fuckin idiot and ur a pussy if ur a goalie and that hurts y dont u warm the bench for the players with balls

[womenalltheway]

Bro I'm defense and kids have ripped a ball harder than that and hit me in the ball alls I had is a giant bruised thigh and a Brocken cup but my jewels were ok so suck it up pussy....

[jacoby46428]

NUT SHOT!!!!!! HAHAHAHA :D



[Flowseidon3]

this guy is such a crybaby haha getting hit in the nuts doesnt nearly hurt as much as this kid portrayed it to be

[wii11brothers]

lol that shit hurts when u get hit right on the shin bone! haha but u get over it, u dont cry about it

[carguyzo6]

a goalie at my school's cup shattered and he popped a nut for real was in the hospital for 3 or 4 days cause he couldn't walk. He didn't complain either 

[blackend31]

I will admit he's a crybaby, but you guys are saying that it won't hurt at all.Let me hit you in the balls as hard as you can with my crankshot, and your telling me it won't hurt you?

[Snowboarder146]

he prolly plays baseball now

[Drewmation]

Say it with me....."cup"

[mousepadhero]

i just got back to from getting a titanium plate put in my hand after a shot shattered my 4th and 5th metacarples.... i finished practice with a broken hand

crybaby

[Pizzaboos24]

this kid should be playing soccer

[duanekit94]

no more boom boom for him

[popcornlagace]

shittttt



[MrLaxplayer93]

What a pussy. If you were a good goalie your addrenalin would be going and you wouldnt feel the pain until after the game. And your slow as shit.

[EasyLaxn]

The real crime are those socks!

[windyhillsss]

I didn't even see where this kid got hit, looked to be about thigh level, if he got hit in privates and he's not wearing a cup then that's his own fault.

[OptimistiicSniperVID]

ive been hit in the throat with a shot and didnt fall on the ground getting ready to die like this kid also he wasnt even stepping into his shots, if he did he woulda had a faster reaction time and probably wouldnt hav gotten hit... moron

[OptimistiicSniperVID]

ive been hit in the throat with a shot and didnt fall on the ground getting ready to die like this kid

[JRLaxbro]

I get what you mean guys but my coach says your a pussy if I didn't play I was a rookie starting on var and I also broke my thumb

[JRLaxbro]

Pussy haha I play goalie I got crease cranked from a 6' 4" 260 pound attack man missed my cup and hit me right in the left nut and stilled played. To be a goalie you need to have some real balls

[KAOSxFactorz]

@JRLaxbro same thing happened to me except my coach pulled me out i wanted to keep playing

[yamflak]

@JRLaxbro u need a bigger cup. that's a compliment. hopefully you wont make the same mistake i did and end up with a prosthetic right testicle

[JiraiyaQWERT]

@JRLaxbro what attackmen is 6' 4'' & 260 pounds.......?

[MrLaxplaya16]

@JRLaxbro what happened to you means that u have no nuts at all

[lizardmanstudios]

@JRLaxbro obvously some people like to keep their left nut: reason not to e a goalie

[nousername03]

Huge respect for most goalies, they take hard rubber balls flying at them at 90mph every day, most people can't do that

[HALOGLITCHES43]

@nousername03 well NHL goalies take concrete hard vulcanized rubber pucks at 100 mph every day but yeah each position for each sport has its ups and downs

[MrLaxplayer93]

@HALOGLITCHES43 hockey goalies also wear a suit of armor...lax goalies wear a foam chest pad, cup., gloves, helmet and a throat guard.

[HALOGLITCHES43]

@MrLaxplayer93 yeah but its still just ehh

[lacrosse27beast]

i remember when something happend like that to my golie the ball bounced hit the turf went right under his cup he picked it up and just lobbded it and fell flat on his face and now he only has one nut

[icedTlaxer]

That kid sucks it's his fault he has the hand eye coordination of a cow

[JiraiyaQWERT]

@icedTlaxer lol....a cow

[2010muse]

he wont be having kids.

[mavman16]

pussy with calf pads, have some fucking dignity

[Denis543]

@mavman16 dude those are just high socks...

[mavman16]

@Denis543 still a pussy

[whitesoxMitch]

that happened to me yesterday lol

[motivrider316]

It helps alot when you save it with the stick...

[FLORIDAGATORS123456]

That's why you always wear a cup. and not be that slow to protect your manhood

[laxchip9]

suck it up man it doesnt hurt that bad im a lax goalir i would no

[forkinplugoutlet]

try a hockey slapshot to the balls, you pansy

[TheMeTss]

@forkinplugoutlet your right,he got hit in the nuts he shouldnt at all.

[girls717]

@forkinplugoutlet

really? because a lacrosse ball is a lot harder then a puck plus heavier, and can be shot a lot faster.

[hockeymatt1994]

@girls717 no, a puck is a LOT harder. Ive played goal in both, and hockey shots hurt a lot more. Plus they weigh the same, and at high school age, slapshots are harder and are usually taken from much closer than lax, and hockey goalies dont have a giant net in front of them, they make saves with their body

the harder part to a lax goalie is no leg protection

[immaremzrider]

@forkinplugoutlet hey dumbass incase you didnt know lax throughs harder than hocky so go fuck yourself

[RedHotEspresso]

@forkinplugoutlet hockey goalies have a shit ton of padding lax goalies have like none s it hurts a shit load when they get hit

[HondaRider554]

@forkinplugoutlet r u calling lacross people pansys HA... he was probbably throwing around 60mph

[dieihateyou]

@forkinplugoutlet Hockey record shot 106mph lacrosse record shot 111mph...learn your facts

[steveo536]

@dieihateyou i play both sports, a hockey puck is somewhat harder than a lacrosse ball. Either way it'll hurt like a bitch but i'de rather take a shot from a lacrosse ball then a puck any day of the week.

[TheBeansie13]

@dieihateyou actually, the hardest hockey shot is 110.3...learn your facts

[MrPenciltalks]

@forkinplugoutlet I think that a lacrosse ball would hurt more

[Chillacella1]

@MrPenciltalks nope a hockey puck is frozen

[TheRealThang88]

@forkinplugoutlet i play both man and lacrosse is way harder and tougher look how much equipment goalies have and then lax goalies big difference

[blackend31]

@forkinplugoutlet I guarantee you that a lax ball hurts worse, you pansy.

[MrLzlax0190]

@blackend31 I play both hockey and lacrosse and a hockey puck definitely hurts more. not hating or anything

[theninjachannel]

@forkinplugoutlet A lax ball and a hockey puck are about the same in the speed they go and how much they weight, but as a hockey goalie you get a lot more pads than a lacrosse goalie. I dont even wear leg pads and I get hit in the legs a lot.

[a7fa7x]

@forkinplugoutlet I just looked up "fastest slapshot". Wikipedia said the record was 105.9 mph. The fastest lacrosse shot was by Paul Rabil, that was 111mph. I dont see what point you were making by saying that.

[M1ndG4ames]

@forkinplugoutlet You know those are like 2x heavier then a hockey puck right?

[synemon]

@forkinplugoutlet 1. i doubt u ever even got hit in the balls from a slapshot 2. lacrosse balls hurt more, they're heavier and faster dipshit

[eflynn9]

@forkinplugoutlet ive taken both, lacrosse is a lot worse

[Hitlerwearsasnuggie]

@forkinplugoutlet Getting hit with a lax ball hurts so bad, but hockey does too. Just hope it doesnt go to your neck. Happened to me in hockey, ouch...

[ParkourFan21]

@forkinplugoutlet Hockey players cant shoot 112 though.

[lildrummerboy1718]

@forkinplugoutlet look at the amount of padding hockey goalies wear compared to lacrosse goalies. plus the current slapshot speed record in the nhl is 105 mph, whereas lacrosse is 111. AND lacrosse balls are heavier than a hockey puck. you tell me.. whos the pansy?

[lildrummerboy1718]

@forkinplugoutlet look at the amount of padding hockey goalies wear compared to lacrosse goalies. plus the current slapshot speed record in the nhl is 105 mph, whereas lacrosse is 111. AND lacrosse balls are heavier than a hockey puck. you tell me.. whos the pansy?

[000bigtexas512000]

this guy needs to stop crying, I have been goalie for a month and had been hit three times in that spot, without a cup, by my coach, and still stayed in the cage.

[kebinyo]

@000bigtexas512000 lemme guess. you have a vagina.

[000bigtexas512000]

@kebinyo whatever is hanging around down there, is probably not a vagina, if it is, everyone has been lying to me.

[bigfiskee]

Try the Warrior tool box...FYI its so big that my teammates call it the tool shed lol....it's a little bulky but you'll get use to it and it has a lot of protection!!!!!!!

[zeldafreak899]

that is why u shouuld wear a cup im a golie

[blaza1993]

one has knee socks and one has cold ankles. remember, cold ankles break.

[Laxplayer1139]

wimp i fucking play goalie like a champ; cup shattered on me and i still made the play to go to states with a broken wrist

[IndiansGoal41]

that wasnt even a fast shot. now if he was storming the crease and slamming point blank i would give some respect but... thats just poor tending

[ESIBYHent5]

so friking staged

[zls22]

@ESIBYHent5 you are sooooo stupid

[nflstreet2beast]

dude get those knee socks outa here its all about the crew cut so cks

[MySmiles123]

thats stupid. so what he got hurt, if you can't take the pain then don't be goalie. you have to be tough

[ModernWarfare2LOL]

@MySmiles123 Your right. You got to be tough. But it still fucking hurts.

[shorty67675]

wimp u are a fail in lax

[jguid492]

@shorty67675 i bet you suck.

[TheFieldArcher]

@shorty67675 yeahh, well at least he has the balls to stand in front of the goal.

[jabulanimexico]

gggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy­yyyyyy

[P4trickpOW3R]

im pretty sure he caught that..

[pwnemaster]

first of all hes a slow goalie, second of all hes a pussy, third of all goalie is fun!

[zezima489]

@pwnemaster he may be slow but getting hit in the balls..even with a cup it still hurts

[LAXgoalie0120]

goalies should be able to take tht shit

[oMyMike]

i like how most of these comments are talkin about his socks

[idww098]

thats the worst in practice.



[skoolsucks01]

i play goalie and nut shots suck but i mean it's different in practice compaired to durring a game, game = shake it off practice= OH SHIT!!!

[MrGamecracker]

if that guy even had a pair of balls that wouldnt have hurt that much

[gotlettuce]

yeah dont wear faggot underarmour socks

especially when they dont match

[AvGoalie20]

okay i play goalie for lax. this guy is the BIGGEST pussie i've ever seen. suck it up man. i have seen worse from a baseball player. thats your own fault for starting in the first place. nut shots don't ever hurt. suck it up my god

[morselax012]

@AvGoalie20 Ok man I play goalie too. Im just fillin in this year. Im backing our varsity goalie because our other varsity goalie cant play anymore. So, nut shots.... hurt like hell. But, I do get what youre sayin

[xXstraybu11etsXx]

@AvGoalie20 okay. if your so tough post a video of you getting hit by a lacrosse ball to the nuts

[AvGoalie20]

@xXstraybu11etsXx okay you know what when i get a video of that happening i'll show it to you how about that?

[poopychicken26]

lol



[jamacian1001]

this kid is a huge pussy and the socks are NOT ok. if you play goalie expect to get hit

[26laxxy]

haha i heard the noise

[bricks458]

The socks are fine, as long as he doesn't wear shin guards he's not a pussy

[ChillPillProductions]

what a pussy if you cant take the pain then stop playing goalie. its the hardest position to play. you have to scarifies your body for your team

[igotyourcrayola]

that kids shot wasnt even fast.

[kevingarnet12321]

@igotyourcrayola dude, he got hit in the nuts. nuff said. it hurts like a bitch no matter how fast it is shot

[tigra2507]

so glad not a gollie

[domdomi32]

i was playing down on jv since my coach wanted some varsity guys to help out, im playing middie and block a good 50 mph shot to my nuts from a guy about 8 feet away. my cup did no help at all, it fucking sucked

[scarab43]

all u guys that have been like oh i have been hit in the nuts AN I BLED GO SUCK A DICK

[Kscho27]

I have played goalie since I was like 9 years old. I feel your pain. My cup has also shattered on me which really sucked

[s145611]

took a hell-raiser from right on the crease my freshman year...

grapefruit-size nut, pissin blood

this kid has no flow at all, look at his socks+stick+form

[Gamerzlife]

never had a 80-90 MPH nut shot, those hurt like hell.

[mavman16]

ive had worse

i got a sixty strait to the sack, hospital

[DeadEyeSprout]

lol it's not the cups fault. I wear a cup, it just sucks when one of ur nuts hangs in between the edge of the cup and your crotch and this happens. Your nut gets pinched and split. It's the worst.

[scarab43]

i tried goalie the other day and some kid wipped it and it hit my thy haha i love being goalie

[laxplayer1141]

wow that just hapend to one of our giys today

[mrbuckey101]

that poor man!

[cobalob]

I had a cup shatter on me and I dont think i bitched as much as this kid

[needabloodyname]

@cobalob Dude, the guy just took a rock solid ball to the nuts...cut him seom slack.