Pretty Much the Worst Band Ever

[nkleber]

I think the old man need to broke that flute at that girl´s face.

[KarateKristoffer]

Sounds like a child orchestra, a bunch of moaning elephants and an old, rusty, slow train - COMBINED.

[meowandmeow]

As someone previously said, this sounds like the anthem of auschwitz

[randyjsing]

I like the song they play that's comprised of whole rests...much better...

[myf0lk]

ahh i remember my first time playing an instrument :P

[s0ptA]

sounds like drunk elephants :D

[stevem292]

sounds like a slightly surly tone deaf drunk....

[JeffersonDinedAlone]

The zeppelin is landing, and the arch duke is about to grace us with his presence.

[IhearaHunter117]

My school sounds worse 3:

[spib65]

This is vintage ear splitting stuff, has a sort non-lubricated industrial quality to it.

Do you have any more like this?

[Badjedidude]

It doesn't even sound like they're in tune as a band. Ugh.

[TwistedDrummer69]

The best parts are at 0:00 and 1:30. LOL

[axji1234]

this is not band you asshole nigga

[lurch321]

This made their instruments turn red with embarrassment.

[bearsrule5]

it doesn't matter how small they are, as long as they would've tuned, it would sounded at least descent

[allisonconehead]

can someone go kill the tuba guy?

[Guerrillablackdog]

The Parents must have been proud. :'(

[thawarrior21]

They are all panicing at the same time

[Tendermomlover5]

Sounds like squidward's band...

[pokexpert2000]

@Tendermomlover5 xd

[gladtobeback01]

HOLY SHIT!

[sitbaggo]

i like the part where they played.



[sweet58441]

I dont know what the fuck you people are talking about I think it sounds pretty good

[ReachRage]

death

[Metal1998]

music is dead to me

[angels77100]

Their music teacher should be took out and shot while the kids play the music. Shows what our educational system has come to when an idiot is allowed to teach kids to be as awful as this.

[81buffalofan]

still better then my school band

[AlmostAcceptable]

In the band conductor's mind, he's conducting the New York Philharmonic.

[wesmatron]

I think the Lord of the Dance just cut off his own legs and retired to somewhere quiet.

[kesihua2]

i'm pretty sure they forgot to tune before they played...and warm up....and soak their reeds....and clear their slides....

[ExplodingBacon250cc]

no the conductor just has an addiction to Wii tennis

[sunpygk]

too bad they werent playing string instruments, you can tune a guitar lol

[slyruler999]

just imagine, about 5 seconds in, "is it time to talk to your doctor about erectile disfunction? many men over the age of 35.......................viagr­a might not be right for you, especially if you have heart problems, etc" this would be perfect for a viagra commercial.

[xkruulx]

I'd fuck the chick on the right side.

[AliTaylor777]

Britain has raised its standards for Eurovision then....

[TheTrumpet101]

The director must be deaf???

[jimmyshitbags]

remind's me of futurama and fry's rendition of "the grumpy snail".

[sweetdrums295]

haha thumbs up if you see friday in the suggestions

[ThatKrookedVulture]

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! This is the funniest shit of all time! It's like the opening ceremony to the special olypmics!!!

[nikolairge]

oh, my...they must have been practiced separately :))

[hendyhow1]

And they actually got an applause at the end

[Danandvikki1]

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE

[sonicwingnut]

Should have got Tom Waits to talk over it, might have saved it then.

[MckyMseNTarotCrds]

@sonicwingnut Arrgghg! I swear to God, swear to God, I was writing almost the same comment, then I saw yours. Damn, I was going to be so cool!!! Everyone would have known, but you ruined it! I was going to say "I could imagine Tom Waits singing over this. Like in the Frank's Wild Years era." Damn you! (haha. great comment)

[Sincopare]

Did everyone switch instruments before the concert?

[s7r1k30u7]

who the fuck tuned the flutes?

[virusAlex20]

actually, the problem is that on the 18th staff, the flutes are playing 6 Demisemiquaver(thirty-second note) instead of 8 Hemidemisemiquaver (sixty four note).not only that, but they also fucked up the time(which is 4/8, they played 3/4).furthemore, the dynamics go this way:pianissimo, piano, then forte, while these guys went mezzoforte and then fortissimo .not to mention they fucked up the crescendo at 0:50

[s7r1k30u7]

@virusAlex20 thanks for slapping us across the face with your score book

[hoobalogginmedia]

KEY SIGNATUREEE!!!!!

[14dacanay14]

good lord....

[Imrez]

The conductor doesn't have an important role in this one, the band plays bad anyway.

[awsomegooseattack]

Conductor thinking in his mind: At least the crowd clapped this time

[91freerider19]

errmmm why does this sound familiar, like some of the grade 5'd did this in my town... only better....

[planetery]

I'm sampling this right now.

[271tixe]

The conductor hanged himself when he got home.

[KillaBuStIn]

@271tixe

That, or he was on high on crank while leading this cacophony.

[Drydoc2]

@271tixe Yea, it was in all the papers.

[emokidsinthecorner]

im happy my band teacher doesnt let us leave class till everyone has the song down........

[avengersarsenal]

i like the part where they play baerrurbrbraiuebwriaueprbabrpo­buroawpeorbptbeyaipotoiniunshi­omoifpmidhoipf,jzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[BassGuyGG]

This is no worse than any middle school band concert I've seen. The quality of these things can range from surprisingly decent to brutal!

[mMinng]

This is what happens when music teachers arnt abusive enough! Each music teacher should by law be required to use a 3 ft bamboo stick for hand, face, and head smacking. seriously this is a display of cruelty on the instruments.

[TheInspector3000]

@mMinng my band teacher was a hard ass, and i thank him for it.

[LOLXMRADIO]

And THIS is exactly why you tune before a performance.

[deathray393]

@LOLXMRADIO Tuning your instrument via tuner before a performance is not the best idea. A group of experienced musicians can listen to each other and adjust intonation as they play.

[Haloplayer20]

no wonder they suck! they're all blondes

[benniquaid]

Enough with the comments about "he who shall not be named." The more he's talked about, the more popular he gets.

[bkr1997]

hahaha :D

[DavidHelldrummer]

between 0:09 and 0:15 it wasn't that bad xD

[Fronlax]

While you hear this song, think in clowns...

Well, at least makes it worthwhile...

[jsh020]

well he thing is like the rest of us in 6-8th grade we realy didnt want to go to these fuckining concerts. i remember half assing them all

[cantsnapurpicture]

@jsh020 these guys are in high school

[jsh020]

@cantsnapurpicture then i would give even less of shit about band in high school

[Peutaiite]

My grade 7 band was terrible!

|I should post it.

[KyoTheFoxDemon]

I guess this is why no one questioned our teacher when she said "only the chorus is allowed to have a concert towards the middle of the first year....band and orchestra, it takes longer to develop"

[GLEACH0001]

If you can tolerate more than 5 seconds of this, you are in love with one of them.

[MILFMaster3000]

Honestly...most sixth grade bands sound like this. then when they get in high school they start getting good

[michikuTV]

mjmmlamlamlamla joaojaojajojaoa x'DDDDDDDDDD!!!

[auntygomez]

did you know this souded this bad at band practise?

[MrCheminee]

Those poor parents, it must be really hard keeping a straight face when your daughter is producing sounds like this.

[SmokeDogNY420]

Pretty much every school band's song sounds like Good King Wenceslaus.

[ChynaFox]

That poor man! lol! How do you look people in the eye and tell them what you do for a living?? lol.

[primalspear]

why does the conductor keep changing his shirt after he ignites his pant leg. Wtf? How can you blame the kids when the conductor keeps dropping his baton.

[Kingddd333]

first chairs a blonde, go figure, actually all the front chairs are

[zofodraziweht]

I want to hear this play as they lead me to the electric-chair. It will make me giggle on what I imagine will be an otherwise fairly ordinary day.

[scrumsie]

Its the national anthem of Auschwitz.

[Guitar1hero23]

@scrumsie hahhahhahahahahahhhahahahahaha­ha



[shane013088]

@scrumsie Auschwitz wasnt a nation.

[scrumsie]

@shane013088 Naziz thought it was lol

[mastergfbspr]

@scrumsie hahaha wtf man XDD

[MrAnagern]

@scrumsie Yeah, they didn't exactly have the best lung capacity.

[4tealicks]

@scrumsie Easily the best comment on youtube. hahahahaha

[xaebion]

okay, here's my idea: because the top rated comments on this video are really bad, i think we should change them up. everyone should thumb up the comment below mine. that way when it has 100 thumbs up, fellow youtubers will think a bunch of kids from this school saw the video and it will be hilarious. but youtubers suck so this probably wont happen

[mrbeta2500]

wait! is this jh hull? srry if I'm wrong, but I remember we had the same exact folders :{D

[dharvell]

Sure, they're kids, but kids of this age should be able to hear whether they are in tune, or in this case, almost half step out. Dropping of musical phrases, all over the place. At the end, they let the pitch drop. Very little musicianship going on, it seems. Hope the band improved from here!

[TwistedComplex]

sounds like every school band on the dace of the planet

[PingaloBill]

@TwistedComplex We actually have a really good school band

[Guitariztluis]

RAINING BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guitariztluis]

RAINING BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[chype]

They are just kids, props to them for getting on a stage. A lot of them probably aren't this bad.

[Gun00]

Conductor: "Alright kiddies where's muh weed?"

[Timbe1995]

just like in the simpsons hahaha hahah

[skylark3zep17]

Best part is the baby crying @ 1:00

[KaiLuley]

Theres no Question ... at 1:29 you can see, that three musicians are missing. That must be the reason.

[PatBattleBF1942]

my guess is this music teacher took a whole load of personal time that year. ouch.

[mdlane3]

@PatBattleBF1942 Hilarious comment!

[biodot88]

Band conductors teachers, etc. have the most patience in the world.

[SS1337SamuelElliot]

good, but bad. FZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, jizzed in ma trumpet

[BiafraBeliever]

i like how the conductor wore a suit and nobody in the band dressed up.

[cannon1639]

Is that Flight of the Bumblebee i heard?

[axylyn13]

haters gonna hate, but they play a fucking righteous "mary had a little lamb"...

[davi420]

Farts and MURDER

[gheffty93]

it is like the soundtrack to fat people walking up a hill

[ThisIsStomper]

@gheffty93

best comment ever

[greppia92]

@gheffty93 Or walking into a burger king..XD

[adestickbaby]

@gheffty93 hahahahahhahh!!!!! thanks for the laugh

[123restartkill]

@gheffty93 i know u posted this comment long time ago .... but i just wanted to say ... u cracked me UP!

[gheffty93]

@123restartkill haha thanks dude i cant believe how many likes its gotten

[SeethingGreen]

@gheffty93 This may be the funniest comment on YouTube. WELL DONE!!!

[ShinOnigashima]

@gheffty93

Dude, I laughed for about 10 minutes after reading your comment!

[Samuzas666]

lol if i was there listening to this live i would be laughing so hard they would have to ask me to leaveXD

[almac62]

...The conductor later killed himself by suffication.

[6XstringXsamurai]

@almac62 that takes dedication!!

[OozingPie]

@almac62 I love you for that comment.

[Seymroth]

I think their only real problem here seems to be the intonation?

[clayto1332]

At least the kids were trying

[slcolgrove53]

MY EARS!! MY EARS!!!

[drumeaterking]

I love looking at horrible music vids and seeing all the "still better than bieber" comments at 1st or 2nd most popular XD

[akatsukimopking3]

the whatever that was at 16 secs had me crying from laughing

[space7851]

at my school in 6th, im in 8th know but back then we sound so better

[architectofglass]

thats.... beautiful. its avant garde noise is what it is!!!!! lou reed or steve reich would play the exact same thing and folks would call it art. AWESOME!

[DAshiznit0804]

Simple gifts? hmm...

[TheRealMikeGiaco]

i dont get it, is this a song?

[slideharp1]

This definitely encapsulates the syndrome 'so bad, it's good'.....I think it's great.

[falconoilcompany]

It must have taken hours to get this good.

[randyrhoads3]

Sounds like my old 6th grade band....

[almostham]

Hey now i'm in the front row first chair

[ChuckMartel]

Charles Ives would be proud.

[VicSoxUK]

Absolute class :D

[TheSimonHedlund1]

the guy in the front that swinging the stick picks up a gun from his pocket and blow his brain out! xD

[vidviewer92]

This is funny.

[autigerssuck]

at least you can tell what these guys are playing, there is a video of a 9th grade band playing at their christmas concert, and my god, it was so fucking awful, this would earn a 1 at contest compared that 9th grade band. and at least this is a beginner band.

[m0dwolf]

the beautiful sounds of a traffic jam

[speero12]

could have mistook them for my old school band

[curtmurtha]

i just took a square dump

[finneyfaery]

@curtmurtha what does that even mean???? LMAO... my hubby and i are over here DYIN' at this comment!!! LOLOLOLOL.. thanks for the laugh..

[Spashby]

I feel so sorry for the conductor.

[finneyfaery]

@Spashby i don't.. it's HIS job to make sure they sound good.. poor directing if you ask me.... been there.. done that..lol

[Spashby]

@finneyfaery It's his job to make them sound good, but they have to have some level of musical talent! It's like saying if you have a good football manager, he can make a team of blind paraplegic octogenarians play good football.

[finneyfaery]

@Spashby like i said.. it's his job to make them sound good. if there are people in there that can't play... see to it that he takes one on one time to HELP them out a little. i said, "it's his job to make them sound good" as a basic comment without getting further into details about it. lol.. i was in band throughout school and still play. i've seen it all. hahaha.

[Tyfooo1]

omg a horse choking on a trumpet sounds better.

[jfrey1]

i kick their asses

[Voodoranger]

I shit daily.

[platnium421]

loooooooooooooool EPIC FAIL

[kkmac455]

still better thqan the jonas brthers too....

[queenofcrows]

Oh for heaven's sake peoples, this band is comprised of what, 12 to 14 year olds? Virtually all middle school bands sound clunky, ill-timed and off-key. It's part of being a teenager and learning new things! School concerts aren't about making beautiful music -- they're about young folks showing off what they've learned.

[SmoothLilMexican]

@queenofcrows yeah look up Japanese Elemantary Band and see anything is possible!!

[girlbassist]

If I were in this audience, I would not be able to keep it together.

[j0k3r9696]

oooohh no wonder.. theyre blond

[desr2395]

i don't think they learned about dynamics...they're all blasting

[SolsticeBurningmusic]

this is better than bieber by a long shot

[RealGateGuardian]

@SolsticeBurningmusic INFINITEY better than fucking Justin Gayber.

[angels77100]

It's not their fault. This old cunt calling himself a conductor, should have insured they were ready before exposing them to an audience. Is he fucking deaf or what? Stupid old bastard.

[rebelscum28]

TWO FLAGS!

[jusenfeida]

my anus is bleeding

[xX20lindsay08Xx]

i like how the band is playing slower than the time he's moving his hands to.

[shizokiller]

the one who plays that trumpet should get a medal for the best playing ever

[blabla727]

Sound like someone farting into a kazoo.

[draftpunkfreak]

@blabla727 Dude you just fucking made my hole week XDDD

[skot373]

@blabla727 LMAO

[Akatsuki665]

What do u expect? No one practices

[xXMEGAtallica1991Xx]

holy shit.... tune your fucking band before you play.....better than justin beiber still

[mgdemon01]

the girls are prety though..

[lilotuxie]

cmon there trying

[firewarg]

search swedish child orchestra!!

[nithyan1]

avant garde orchestra

[dapleya]

better than rick ross...more gangsta :o

[hansen6102]

I love the part at 1:30, man, that's awesome!