OMFG - Deus Ex: Human Revolution - Part 10: I fought the law (part 2)

[MagmaJaw]

In the middle of the gun fight:

COP: This is the Police! Stand down!

Me: No SHIT ass clown, I'm in a fuckin' Cop shop dumb ass!

[Lostfaith1980]

Aaaah Jesse. How you make me fave palm so very hard ^_^

[Lostfaith1980]

@Lostfaith1980 *face

[simoninaspeedo]

i normaly dont mind exploring but this video made my asshole clench tightly

[PopeKurt]

@simoninaspeedo can your asshole clench loosely?

[mivixxx]

Yea, cameras and people can see through glass doors and solid walls. That is the game.

[babbies321]

8:43 sure a smat person... or a person who dosen't know what the quicksave button is.

[mefxox217sftbl]

Jesse: MUST EXPLORE!

Me: You missed something there. And there again. And again. *facepalm*

[diamondkid277]

dieing in a morgue... ironic

[jamievfx]

@diamondkid277 thats not what irony is.

[babbies321]

@jamievfx teaching an american irony is like teaching a randy rabbit with a short memory how to abstain from sex. They'll get it after a while possibly, but they won't acknowledge it in daly life and will forget after a while.

[jamievfx]

@babbies321 apparently.

[Battlefield1235]

Cop: PLEASE HOLSTER YOUR WEAPON! Jesse:I CAN'T HELP IT. Me: JESSE JUST PRESS H *headbutt on computer desk*

[TheMasterSword5]

Jesse: *Picks up weapon* SWEET! *leaves behind all the ammo for it*

Me: GOD DAMNIT JESSE! *headdesk**headdesk**headdesk*

[oXDesdinovaXo]

Of all the people I've seen play this game, you're the only one that's managed to make it look even remotely interesting to me... and damnit I'm trying to save money! :[

[VegitoZ17]

i swear he talks about carrying something heavy every episode lol

[Romanu96]

when he gets something and the little update screen with " // " shows up is it supposed to mean that it's a comment because he is like....a program?because i know that in C++ the comments can be written like that so you separate them from the actual code....if it is that, then it's a nice touch

[norwegiantechnolover]

03:52 You CAN throw it down at the police officers, you just need the right upgrade first!

[THEMrFill]

Oops, I mean pressing "H", not left click, that's draw/fire...

[THEMrFill]

not watched all episodes, but when does Jesse find out that Left Click holsters his weapon?

[Gameronk]

Don't you know that you can hold down Q to kill them instead of stunning? It's more fun :3

[optimus1823]

And they say my name is Bernard and I get a gum on the knee. ( Well atleast that what Jesse say)

[SillyJuiceProduction]

I wonder if jesse reads like that normally?

[MrGeNaMen]

Did anyone else notice how he didnt even shoot the ho ?

[McLolzable]

When he started clicking "Z" hahaahahah

[mandowarrior123]

WOOP! WOOP! WOOP! DOUCHEBAG ALERT! Man thats a good message tone

[demegabo]

jesse i gotta ask why is it that when you are in your inventory and your looking for stuff to get rid of you always skip over the wine and beer as if you actually need them

[JediMasterVideous]

HES STUCK IN THE DOOR

HES STUCK IN THE DAMN DOOR

[2001cats]

Me and Jesse both said "ROBOCOP" at the same time.

[CabooseVsBlueTeam]

WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF A BUILDING TO HAVE THE GIANT VENTS AND LADDERS!? XD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[CabooseVsBlueTeam]

i love how he is taking their ammo then walking in front of them.....then jumping into a vent like a crazy man :)

[ZantarV]

How long is he going to hang onto that freaking beer!?

[Matthmatt1213]

@ZantarV Until he's thirsty.

[ZantarV]

F5 to quicksave, R to holster.

[SkilesASMB]

5:29

That story was fuckin' beautiful, man. D*=

[IronMercenary2]

I heard he wants to go on a rampage at the end. I STAYED FOR THE BEST FUCKING SADISTIC MO-FO COMMENTATOR IN DA YOTUBE HOOD.

[Craziguy33]

I fought the law, and it opened up my eyes I fought the law!

xD

[TakunThing]

XD he kept getting stuck in the door.

[Gunz12121212]

almost asleep and i hear ROBOCOP!!!!! ROBOCOP!!!!!

[Gigigiritina]

Best. Ending. EVER!!!!

[Jakkization]

the way he sais "BEATCHA BITCH!" at 33:50 made me die of laughter!!!

[MicroRangers]

I hope a real police officer dosent watch this

[BigDaddyInfinite]

"god I'm retarded"

no arguments here jesse

[TheCow1000]

talk about a doorman

[20allhailme]

hell yeah robocop was the shit

[20allhailme]

hey cant you use the nuke option to not be detected so you dont have to worry and you can get the extra stuff

[MaxaMatt]

ROBOCOP!

[xSoulCaliberx]

Why didn't you take the PEPS ammo or open the supplies door? D:

[crocodiliusz]

DEAD OR ALIVE, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.

[Fenrirknight7]

14:56 Petri-autism.

[chuckiej]

You need to put your weapon away most of the time Jesse...

[Glandorray]

"Wait- he's stuck- HE'S STUCK IN THE DOOR!"

[defenistratal]

its bernard Gum

[capthavic]

Robo-(ex)cop!

[ProffessorZombie]

what happend to the praxis pack he bought

[grimwest1222]

Its kinda funny you play really well whenever you're serious about doing something lol like at the end that was pro skills

[sionysions]

This should have been called "I fought the Door"

[dabomb612]

36:22 the guy is taking a leak

[ThisTroper1]

Was B Gum's Security Clearance high enough to know that the morgue was Ultra-Violet level? If not he's a TRAITOR AND A COMMIE

(Paranoia FTW)

[kNdz0r]

38:35 that guy was like : This is the police =)))... wtf jesse is in the police station ... hahahah

[ssmike06]

I thumbed up as soon as you started signing Jesse.

[monopoman]

Quicksave + Quickload!!!

Welcome to real PC gaming lol.

[WoWBowz]

Dude in all onesty, i would love to play a Co-op FPS game with Jesse! :L it would be the best fun ever!

[jasonallen19]

"Even I'm not that stupid!"

Said as you're prowling around the scene of the crime with the stolen goods in your pocket, stealing more stuff.

[dustinmyeyexD]

Radio with pictures is called T.V. ...

[CrocodileFlashlight]

Jesse can i tell you a part of the game cause if you do it it fucks you over near the end

[Archonicable]

@Darkkai254 that fact that you make fun of someone for correcting grammar is a much bigger insult to you than it is to them so I would advise you stop doing it. (See what I did there?) You sir, are in the wrong, when you see somebody who is being reasonable and uses words he "found in the dictionary" and your immediate response is to insult him is laughable at best. It shows your immaturity and inability to reason in a more civilized manner. Next time, don't make fun of people when you are in t

[Bladenavor]

Jesse, I was watching a vid, apparently by the year 2027 scientists are almost positive we will have things like deus ex :P I haz question, if we did, would you get them? I would >:D

[ProThesaurus]

@Bladenavor That would be the coolest thing ever even if you look away from the impossible shit (like hacking upgrades etc). I wanna get those sunglasses sewn on my face!

[Bladenavor]

@ProThesaurus Tbh hacking would be one of the easier ones. Honestly none would be "impossible", hardest would probably be either stealth or icarus landing system. Hacking would just require either a neural implant or something.

[ProThesaurus]

@Bladenavor I dunno much about hacking so maybe your right. Stealth already exists actually although it requires a special suit with a bunch of cameras on it. Icarus landing system could be a challenge.

[Bladenavor]

If any police ever knock at my door and are like "POLICE HUR" ima be like "police who" N THAN BE ALLZ LIKE KNOCK KNOCK JOKE

[Bartenderh]

"Who's up here?"

"This is the police!"

[ProxieIPban]

Hey Jesse, the 10mm pistol is the best weapon in the game. throw all the upgrades on it.

[Sewedir]

Why are you using lame object highlight ?

[sedwardpenton]

he is the angel of death,  but first he wants to use a non-leathal gun then he doens't kill the first 4 people

[sedwardpenton]

so did anyone else expect Jesse to jump out yelling  ROBOCOP?

[dontuenvyme]

so basically the cops are like honeybadgers. they just don't give a damn.

[hayatesasaki]

-raises hand XD

[Wolfman6999]

Who else is inspired to get this game, just to prove that you're better at it then jesse?

[Bladenavor]

@Wolfman6999 Well I did get it after watching a few episodes, but not to prove im better than jesse. He isnt exactly a "uber skilled gamer" so...yar.

[TheRazorbolt]

Every time Jesse doesn't use f5 I die a little inside

[TheMrDendrophilia]

I can tell you summet. There is gonna be a riot or something like that and they're all gonna rush in to get geared up with ammo and junk and its all gone, and someone thought he'd be funny a drop some crap on the floor as a message saying i robbed ur crap enjoy the crap i gave you back =D

[Xargar08]

love that laugh at 29:05 :P

[Quantumdjent]

karma IS A BITCH!



[frunzaverdi]

God........ I sneak through all that station eventually killing 2 cops.

[SirZeroBlackeye]

jesse you have the best form of compolsiv disorder EVER!!!

[GrandvisionStudio]

The moment he failed to drag the body away for the third time I laughed my ass off. Oh god Jesse, how your failure amuses me.

[PewLaz0rZ]

"Even I'm not that stupid"

Yes, and I'm sure we can find you some help for your Must-lift-everything OCD

[Mariose123]

Jessie and his "thing"....rofl :D.Laughed so hard at part where you knocked and tried to drag body of that policemen several times...And then when he got stuck at door!priceless :D

Glad you used grenades you are slowly as always improving can't wait for you too become a pro hacker and finally learn to holster weapon.

[Jigain]

Today on Looting With Jesse: Jesse loots stuff. Directors Cut also shows Jesse saving stuff.

[brotheratom]

I'm waiting for...

Deus Ex: Human Revolution - part 211: Why am I STILL playing this?

[mejwyn]

WOOO WOOO WOOO DOUCHEBAG ALERT!

[caseypioli]

i beat this game in under 24 hours, twice, just sayin

[loveyd1000]

The policemen: "so you remember that one time when the armed gunman came in and stole everything, looked at body in the morgue to steal stuff, and we were all cool with it? Yeah, why did we let him do that?"

[KiteofAzureflame123]

Whats that tune he keeps singing almost every.. single.. time hes in a elevator. Cuz I wanna listen to it

[Stevo0260]

i wish i could get into these videos like his witcher videos and the crysis videos but what i cant watch is just going around looking for secrets and all that nonsence IT MAKES ME VERY FRUSTRATE

[PoisonedAl]

AND left all the peps ammo.

[PoisonedAl]

I like how he drops all the useful stuff and holds the damn booze.

[Oathblivion]

Am I the only one getting Dead Space vibes from the gag ending here? Jesse takes on hordes of enemies with a superpowered starting weapon. Except, instead of mindless alien parasites, they're LEOs...

[Liberykiller]

@Deathknigtwo No, he got and used it

[ironxcrosss]

Hey jesse....save then use the PEPS on a bunch of civilians....or a group of people....especially if they are close to the edge of a building or something like that....im sure ull have fun :D

[dogsnamedjoe]

doesnt it mean youve won if you dont have enough space left in your inventory to steal anymore when its already full of their stuff?

[bouncyball890]

Part 10 part 2 section 64A

[TheYegie]

13:30 Woot oblivion rag doll physics ftw

[hermsmeyer]

FUN!!

[fireballburrito]

heres a good idea.

if u dont want to shoot anyone, put your gun away. thats how accidents are avoided.

[KaTdRaGoNn]

i dont know if anyone told you this yet but to get stuff from boxes you can break them if you throw them a few times.

[zefvonee]

F5 to quicksave.

H to holster weapon.

Eat painkillers/hypostim in you're under 200 hp to get a boost. And if you have time, drink alcohol and wait for screen to stop blurring. They give HP boost too.

c:

[MrArmon]

I think it's way more funny to watch him bumble through this. Just like in amnesia

[Lokkon00X]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL. "He's stuck in the dam door!!!" 5 hours later.... He's stil stuck in the dam door LOL!!"

[RobbColl]

Holster your weapon with H

Quicksave with F5

You can zoom out the hacking screen by using your scroll-wheel.

[Bladenavor]

@RobbColl I recommend changed it to X (or something similar) Nearly every time I would go to holster my wep I would accidently toss a grenade. And zooming out didnt seem to work for me 3:

[dylanisthebestest]

@jakejohnrogers

fuck off grammer nazi

[MRPHANTOM900]

use the shotgun

[MelodyStark]

DROP THE GOD DAMN BOOZE!

[ceropuntocinco]

24:29 The name of that officer who don't know Robocop is Alex Murphy....

silly easter egg xD

[TheTratoi]

OMFG jesse you are rly dumm like you talk to a guy and he lets you insinde the police stacion and once your insinde you start kiling pepol like " they got in the way of progress" and this is why i facepalm

/facepalm

[JakeJohnRogers]

@TheTratoi OMFG I read your comment and your terrible vernacular, the way your spell words and don't use grammar borders on the idiotic. You attempt to offend someone yet you can't even proficiently spell or make a grammatically correct sentence, your idiosyncrasies are painfully prominent to everyone online, I suggest you actually try to spell. Because of your blatant neglect for the English language is the reason why I face palm, with all due respect, sir.

/facepalm

[fenixwraith]

@JakeJohnRogers your little rant wasnt grammatically sound either.

[Darkkai254]

@JakeJohnRogers the fact you care about someone's grammar is a much bigger insult to you than to them so i advise you stop using big words you found in a dictionary and go outside, i know it might be an alien construct to someone like you but if you want to just sit in the room yourself without a lady friend or any friends at all be my guest because 10 years down the line who is going to care about your ridiculous attempt at an insult ? by the way ... OMFG isn't a word ;) and your spell ? GTFO

[JakeJohnRogers]

@Darkkai254 I disagree, from what I've seen everyone who acquires a 'lady-friend' usually disregards grades and intellect so they can associate with someone who will leave them in a month or two. This is a generalization, yes, but it stands strong enough as you have probably seen it yourself. You would understand my use of 'OMFG' if you read the original comment I was replying to and I apologize for writing 'your spell' but your comment is riddled with mistakes as well.

[Darkkai254]

@JakeJohnRogers haha youve made a point about lady friends ;) but still arguments on the internet are like the special olympics, even if you win youre still retarded ..... :P

[JakeJohnRogers]

@Darkkai254 Not really, there's not that much of a difference between arguing over the internet and arguing in real life.

[SwordsOfCydonia]

Dear god.... normally i can handle this, but this time even my butthole was clenched to no extend!

[MadDog10013]

you can also disconnect from a hack before time runs out. you only get a few disconnects before the alarms go off, but they wont get pissed at you for hacking if you use one and want to retry.

[Draconic74]

Why are you carrying 5 weapons when you only use one?

[JoeDrag0n]

Note for the future, Vents make the perfect body hiding spot.

[zac7OO]

I cant wait until he fights his first boss :D

[kootiepatra]

Dear Jesse: I SO enjoy that you loot and hack everything. It's way more entertaining then a "Let's power straight through the story line" playthrough. Please continue in your sneaky kleptomaniac ways.

[ayfsy]

26:38 That's not a movie you just made up in your brain; that's an episode of White Collar. Y'know, the one where Neal decides to steal stolen money & goes on a spending spree?

[TheHeroicPeanut]

@OMFGcata

Jesse, I dont want to mess with your style of play, cus I like it a lot. but it might be wise to take your time to read the controls menu and read the "examine" texts on your inv. items. because I think it would help your game a lot,

like the quick-save/load buttons or H to holster your weapon

oh and try to buy every praxis kit you can from the limb clinics, cus you dont really need your money for anything else and those extra praxis are totally worth the 5k each ^^

[Pyrosia99]

PLZ TAKE THE P.E.P.S IT IS BEAST!!!!!!!!!!

[MrAdolfShitler]

Protip: use F5 to quicksave and F8 to quickload, hack EVERYTHING, HACK THE PLANET!!! Also sell crap: ammo, alcohol, weapons that you wont use etc. Get inventory capacity upgrades ASAP

[DerangedInc]

@MrAdolfShitler hackers...i wish hacking was really like what tht movie made it out to be.

[Bladenavor]

@MrAdolfShitler Actually inventory capacity stuff isnt that important. Im roughly 55% through the game on my playthrough and havent had any inventory problems, no inv upgrades as of yet.

[sedwardpenton]

@MrAdolfShitler well if we want him to protip we should also have him reroll non-letal and hacking specialist so he can max out exp really fast

[TheMrEvilgrim]

@MrAdolfShitler SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU COMMENTED BEFORE WATCHING THE WHOLE VIDEO -_- He did get and Inventory Upgrade GEEZ!

[ThisTroper1]

@MrAdolfShitler You forgot to mention EVEN HACK THINGS YOU HAVE CODES FOR

[jamtberg]

You might wanna check if there is a quick save button. =)

[SuperMonkei]

Jesse is bad at hiding bodies.

[ajed125078739]

God dammit Jesse Y U put a rate of fire updrade of a semi-auto weapon!

[Aurkeyo]

@ajed125078739 Cuz he's pimping it out! (It still does have an effect if you didn't know)

[DeredexKDV]

y u no f5 </3

[Brilligisms]

Hey Jesse, the detective who doesn't know the movie Robocop has the same name as Robocop. ;)

[DennisvdHarst]

You have no idea how many times I've saved and loaded because of stuff like that! It's frustrating to do it yourself but it's hilarious to see someone else do it. Good luck later on Jesse... you're gonna need it! ;D

[Tw1n4x3S4X]

Damn myself, I fought my way through the police station xD, I shot like 15 policemen in their nuts whilst I was hiding in some vent xD

[Lintassimilator]

Jesse, press H to holster! <3

You can also use the keypad to input Doorcodes

[IDeadlyHunter]

this game is boring but i still watched it for jesse <3

[williamkane117]

I love you jesse but c'mon, you cant be this bad.......you must me staging all this.

[heroruls]

wak a way dud i got a biger gun lol he gots a lot of budys wit biger guns

[Snyd3rs]

rampaging in deus ex:hr is awsom :D

[Lintassimilator]

Jesse, press H to holster! <3

[maccactm]

You have GOT to go back on the streets and talk to Letitia. shes in grey rummaging around a trashcan for a hotdog.

[Zogtee]

Press 'H' to holster your weapon.

PRESS 'H' FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

[TheSpatulaNinja]

"Hello there my cyborgian augmentee accidentally getting into a firefight with the police at a police station then getting killed by the SWAT team friends?

Welcome back!"

-Oh yeah. This is going to be a good episode...

[mark01318]

Trow away the useless boez and trow away machine gun u can loot plenty later on take the new gun and use upgrades as soon as u loot them ...Grr

[catcatLP]

plzzz tell you're going back for the supergun ammo or else my buthole will thurn into blackhole

[heroruls]

lol the door stuck in it lol

[Silverknight16]

The facepalms I had...were epic.

[Silverknight16]

The facepalms I had...were epic.

[Gubbentralle]

Well yes, if you have a weapon equipped in any police station in the world they will shoot you.

But you're in Detroit buddy so no one really cares :P

By the way. what was the Song named again, the one you did in the elevator?

[Elkins384]

Go back to the roof access there is a side quest for your dead girlfriends mother to do right outside there.

[FlaczQ]

yeah, u r so damn smart u dont even know games have something like quick save.

i really enjoy your videos but sometimes i wish u didnt act like... 15-year-old first timer.