Attorney: Woods' Wife Asked Neighbors to Call 911

[VAR1UM]

Im glad this guy is not my lawyer. Jesus christ is he terrible with words.

[GuysSeriously]

why would he cheat on that? shes hot

[BertGriffin88]

Tiger,

you've fallen and you can't get up. Tiger, it's me, your loving wife, Elin. I'm here to help you. Here, let me shove this 9 iron up you ass. How's that Tiger? Does that feel better? Tiger, lets listen to Rachel's seductive phone messages. Tiger, you sure tore the hell out of your Escalade. Was it worth it Tiger? Tiger, you're not looking so hot now. Rachel wouldn't be interested in your unconscious ass now. Tiger the neighbors are coming over. Whap, oh, hi neighbors, Tiger has a boo boo.

[Gandhiablo]

She can't spell 911

She's a blonde

A White SheDevil!

[Gandhiablo]

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wow

nevermind