The 32 Rules of Zombieland

[frenchtoastrules]

he forgot ball up or shut up

[627thecodgamer]

lame

[coke2152]

I want my 2 minutes and 18 seconds back (and yes, I know I cut a second off, it skips one second at the end)

[021GNR]

@coke2152 holy gd youre right, I skipped to the end just to see if it skipped.

[RushRazHD]

ahaha this movie is just awesome :D

[ThisPlight]

rule 1: LEARN TO COUNT

[NTRT11]

Rule Number 17 was changed to "Be a Hero".

Rule Number 21 is a load of crap, pretty sure there were zombies climbing in the movie.

Rule Number 33 (Yep, I'm adding this one on behalf of zombies everywhere) states that you are an idiot, and not even worthy of being eaten by a zombie. Learn to count, watch the movie, and don't disrespect the greatest movie of all time. Oh, and Enjoy the Little Things :)

[porkryne72]

#2 is double tap have you even seen the movie

[123212Q]

How would mad cow disease turn them into zombies

[CanadianBear47]

what is this song i forget??



[amy634ify]

this sucks ass omg

[Cyyberslam8]

Dude, can you at least try to count?

[ROBLOXisthebestparas]

Didn't you see the movie? At the end he crosses over the ''dont'' from ''dont be a hero''!

[bibblles]

@ROBLOXisthebestparas so the movie is telling people to go be an hero?

[ROBLOXisthebestparas]

@bibblles at the end, yes, I guess!

[thatswhatshesaid1983]

I think he´s zombie-curious

[HUN73RK1LL3R]

rule 33. break certain rules



[3nFIlms]

Search: Chronicles of the Dead - Teaser

Zombies!

[VanDexter1423]

No rules 11 , 12 , 13 , 14 , 25 , 26 , 27 , 28 , 29 and 30

i was shocked it has 32 rules and its too short...

[Zlocknessz]

Im so confused

[slicedpickles1234]

240p.......we meet again

[SaveMeSteak]

rules 25 to 30 please, bud?



[Valnar100]

Rule 1: Ohoho

Rule 2 :Ohohoohohoho

Rule 3 : ohohohoohohohoohoho Zombie ...Zombie Nation

Rule 4: Click an another video

[MrSLaKoNe1]

the 1 rule of youtube: dont make SHIT like this.

[kotsiosant570]

rule 16.....go die.

[MasterBaterTV]

yeah.........this is shit.

[acds413]

Rule 21 doesnt make sense at all, remember the end of the movie , in the park?

[AwesomeHero321]

rule 33: Dushonmandick666 should be sacrificed to 102 zombies.

[AwesomeHero321]

where is 11,12,13,14,16,25,26,27,28,29, and 30.

[andgreas]

rule.1. dont be a fag

[TheShadowshooter3]

rule 18 : limp up

[BrokenHorn90]

Oh, no way. I saw this same video on Google Images.

[FreddyFreak666]

he's missing 25-30, 16, 11-14

[evilmonkeykillbot]

Rule 34: Necrophiliast are bad to have in your group

[mrcman10]

Song name guys:D?

[Cflores008]

@mrcman10 uhh...yeah, shitty ass dubstep remix number 382757892.3

[Skyganli]

@Cflores008 No, thats this song: watch?v=gRKCDLyVSZQ, the first result when you search xd...

[Hollen666Feuer]

this video sucks

[Mr7PWN3D]

whats that song called?

[xDOFFEx]

Bad

[JamieCarterFilms]

Watch our series

[MorbidSlinky]

@Wizenhiemr

I get what you mean. Alot of movies have found success at this, Zombieland being on of them. The gore factor also seems to have been affected. It's like directors are saying 'Not scary enough? Don't worry just throw more blood on it'. I liked Evil Dead because it made fun of itself.

[wizenhiemr]

god, that movie was nothing but never ending gimmicks designed directly at teenagers. Remember when horror films (even the comedies) were not meant for kids, and the writing was not geared towards a younger audience? I swear, kids (their parents) are the only people that buy things anymore.

[codnamebob]

I think you might hjave forgotten like 20. just about.

[Justinian43]

nice music lol

[Fartknocker21153]

missing rules, 11-14, 16, 25-30, 33...

[hazahaxa]

@Fartknocker21153 He's not missing thirty three, he only said there's 32!

[FlorololoFlol]

the 32 rules of youtube!

rule 1-32 dont post fucking sideshows!

[Horde4Life213]

Is this the song from sean of the dead

[greenrefrigerator]

Clearly this was done by an 8 year-old but it still deserves every thumbs down and flag it gets every single day :)

[AWSUMdoubleCC]

hey can u repeat rule #32? i dont get it. so u r goin to hve to enjoy yur dick? well thats a little small....

[kolejorz567]

kto jest wykonawcą tej piosenki

[stipidonastick]

You forgot Rule 33: Don't always listen to rule 5

[TheSociopathicTroll]

The soundtrack in form Shaun of the Dead!

[MrPortillo222]

love how it goes from 24 all the way to 31

[XboxLightningdart]

you only put 21 rules in the description. go back to kindergarten you need it

[koen075zaanstad]

rule 7 was travel light fuck you

[bendineen]

The seventh circle of hell is reserved for people who put music over photo slideshows and call them a video.

[TheSilverwolf19]

wow lame awesome muzic tho

[Sheldor12377]

Rule 15: When in doubt no your way out!

[himars2004]

best zombie killing song ive heard yet

[blowitupmusic]

yeah i thought you were going to add the rules into the video? kinda a waste of time

[TheILUS1]

Aombies cant climb what were the  zombies doin to get those girls

[127north]

This sucked you didn't even say the rules

[TheFlatlandriders]

but the 33 rule is BE A HERO (check the end of the movie dude).

[TheEPICLOGAN]

lol

[afker553]

whats the song name??? anybody????

[MrLeonScott]

@afker553 Zombie Nation (Oh Oh Oh Mix) by Kernkraft 400

[afker553]

@MrLeonScott thanks!

[930Studios]

Whats the music behind this?

[tyrantkingalien36]

all you motha fuckers talking about the rules????? where the fuck are the rules.

[DATINE101]

i luv both video and teh musec :D

[miguelzavla]

did you make some of these up

[Panellada22]

33 - RAPE SOMEONE

[OnlineMDP]

Shaun of The Dead Theme Tune?

[042576705]

@OnlineMDP yep

[uranbanan]

i bet the peaople who liked only wanted to make a lightsaber

[Masonator728]

hey can u repeat rule 24 again? I didnt get the hang of it..

[CrazyRapzter]

@Masonator728 No drinking milk. Don't worry. We can drink whatever we want, just not milk.

[wogslide]

wait were the hell war the rules wot a shit video

[IkbenIkbenAnders]

The video sucked, but the music rulez so I went crazy anyway.

[Cflores008]

@IkbenIkbenAnders It's physically impossible for shitty ass techno to rule.

[TheSnolla]

@Cflores008 Yes, it is physically impossible for music to be anything.

[Cflores008]

@TheSnolla you need to HEAR music, don't you?

[isaacblack97]

troll was unsuccessful; i knew this would only be pictures. rage quit. umadbro?

[deathcharge811]

JUST FLAG THIS VIDEO AS SPAM AND MISLEADING TITLE

[TheHaloking996]

what the name of the song

[KingLizard107]

Rule # 1 : Never be a asswipe

[reapernator64]

Aah what a beautiful day it is, lets go check on those youtuber's to see if they've learned there numbers yet. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 15 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 31 32 -_- , Damn just two days from retirement.

[WhaTxUPxYo]

...Cardio... i fell bad for the FAT bastards

[imphy]

One more little pisser that got to much time

[inhalefarts]

a slideshow. OK I can handle that....But you didn't even name the 32 rules...

[mxfreestyle08]

damn people, i know his video was bad but damn...ease up

[serban031]

rule no 2. double tap

3: beware of bathrooms

4: seat belts

[Uoyabrox]

rule 22 is When in doubt, Know your way out! BAM Get it right

[craicrazy]

hmmm....there should be one rule..... sit in a tank!

[popceed]

FAG

[shawn4201111]

u forgot alot

[TheMrdolphins321]

Not scary scenes+football music= WTF MAN

[MyPoopyButt]

It jumps from Rule 24 to Rule 31...

[ohmahjah]

rip headphoners

[bloodzombie163]

thumbs up for the song!!!

[doggle124]

wow! look at darth vader light saber!

[darkdonald]

the rules should be in the movie not in the description

[Hoan518]

when i saw the dislikes and likes bar, i immediately thought this would be a Rick Roll

[MsHaynes97]

Er... where are the rules? I wasted about 2mins waiting to see if any would come up.

[pwnnerrds]

Gay

[MickeyDee420]

lol 1 rule in my book, bring a gun

[3sandmanmw3]

most of those rules are bullshit

[emo911a]

he didnt put the rules wat a dumbass

[TsMxHangover]

@emo911a There in the description you incompetent asshole.

[KoolKidKlub387]

im a fan so wtf i like it

[pigpig252]

this sucked but im gonna like because its such a good movie XD

[kidsomber]

GO BRUINS

[EirikBjornevaagenTV]

what is the name of the song?

[supernintendo0213]

rule 21 zombies cant climb at teh last fight the zombies were climbing the ride to get to them

[joshncody]

your ither to lazy or to stupid to know how to put the rules in the video

[legruen]

cool clip thx for posting

[coolchoochootrain]

zombies can climb in movie.wtf

[bruinshockeyfan1]

bruins



[bruinshockeyfan1]

fatass got killed

[MrRolyat98]

Misleading title but I'm such a fan of this movie I'll like it anyway

[razorsharpboomer]

The rule 21 is a lie!! example the amusement park! ya

[XDXDXDXDXDXDXXDXDDDX]

'' Zombieland has 32 rules ... but i have no idea what they are '' more like that !

[928sniper]

Rule 2 is doubletap.

[TheKopsfanclub]

Where did you get the zombie techno music? It totally sucks.

[liam9752]

@TheKopsfanclub

its ZOMBIE NATION

[TheAyjayman]

no rules then?



[rocknrolljunkiegnr]

Gay

[Saeyabor]

Reported as "misleading," a tribute video is not a list of the rules.

[101ramboman]

Silly people dont look at the description

[spiderpup09]

y suk

[spiderpup09]

wtf

[xgamerx350]

0-32 nice counting

[cybergun500]

oh god, is this going to be like disiphering the black ops code because if it is im gonna be ticked off

[KillerDampoe]

the 32 rules of youtube

rule 1 to 32: dont post fucking picture slideshows on a video upload site you fucking cunt.

if i want to see pictures id fucking google it you fucking cockshrimp

[Bingohas2]

@KillerDampoe

I died laughing at cockshrimp. Idk why.

Mby its the beer

[TheMightyUnknown]

@KillerDampoe Agreed! Twinkies! :D

[nick95kala]

@KillerDampoe i actually laughed so hard when i read "cockshrimp" lmfaooo

[TheSisisspore]

@KillerDampoe you forgot 33: If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at al! (altho, I do agree with you ;))

[JEFFREYSCARABS]

@KillerDampoe Bam!

[6891marko]

i have seen zombieland 20 times its good movie!

[yvorius]

i understand the likes/unlikes bar now.... THIS SUCK

[watcher16full]

the secon ts double tap not beware the bathrooms

[cazzaxx1]

@ShardAceMedia They did but this video sucks i mean yeah lets count to 32 and miss out 25, 26, 27, 28, 29 and 30, lets also put pictures that dont even go the rules...

[SharpAceMedia]

1,304 People didn't read the description!

[TheBigtoe1684]

fat slut

[mattersshow]

if you hav a dick its the size of the like bar

[TheNotSoRandom]

It's Woody Harrelson

[Mrawsome543]

does anyone have a napkin thers somthing green on the dislike bar

[DanaWildroar]

@Mrawsome543 i have some thing better than a napkin *gives you a rifle* that should do it!

[ViaLaBam25]

@Mrawsome543 im sorry i threw up on it because of how bad this vid was.

[pootytang82]

RULE 21 IS BS

[rochlum]

hey look a light saber

[TheOfficialEpicLemon]

Kernkraft 400

[killaXD1000]

what song is this

[mrman1949]

@killaXD1000 zombie nation oh

[RareProductions307]

@killaXD1000 Zombie Nation- Kernkraft 400

[MegaVinnieJones]

Oh shit, it is Woody! HAHAHA

[MegaVinnieJones]

Woody Allan lookin ass nigga at 1:30 lmao!

[SmackuSer]

@MegaVinnieJones Who? you mean Woody Harrelson

[NightTitan575]

song name?

[mrman1949]

@NightTitan575 zombie nation oh

[w101destroyer4315]

1,164. 1,165. sry just counting your dislikes. i am having trouble but i not gonna ask you your hopeless

[Sexysolja]

Seatbelts was #4