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  • at the start don is like derp

  • Fuck this, Don is the best turtle. But this is still hilarious. XD

  • georgia o keffe

    

  • im dying on 2:26

  • you smell like strawberryes 

  • oh the pain =( Donatello has been my fav since the 80s show, and this hurts sooo much to watch </3

  • teenage mutant ninja turtles teenage mutant niiinjaaa turrtles heros in a halfshell VAGINA FLOWERS!

  • Oh my god, as soon as Donatello started speaking, I lost it. Like Kermit swallowed helium.

  • 1:07  CLOCKSUCKERS!!!!!

  • for a very very very long time i wasn't laughed so hard to a short cartoon clip like that.

    Splinters accent was another killer. i applaud whoever did this.

  • Go get'em Shitstick.

  • "Instant mask". Get's me everytime.

  • lol donatello actually WAS a Renaissance artist

  • i feel bad for donatello i always liked him haha :(

  • You sumeru rike a sturow berries

    Right a backachu!

    Then it's setturd nuuhd, you war do macheensuh.

    They are basicarry gurorified gadning toorsuh!

  • Huh? Wow, I'm totally in the wrong place. This isn't turtle porn.

  • pick it up or your new name will be shit stick funny as hel

  • LOL Who doesn't love turtles!

  • U smell like strawberries wth

  • 1:07 One?

  • Homo Rat

  • lol donatello's a shitstick!

  • Domino's!

  • is it just me or that Donatello somewhat sounds like Jessie Eissenberg?

  • Sooooo funnny!

  • BAHAHAHA Georgia O'Keeffe LOL

  • To funny

  • Radical!!! Michael Angelos the best!!! =)

  • tuters

  • Georgia O'keeffe. LOL

  • Who know that that rat guy can be such a dick

  • I really need to take a shit... just one more vid.

  • dont a tell me lol

  • Lmao!!! Flower vaginas!!!

  • chuck norris can air guitar with his ears

  • go grab that stick out of that pile of shit...

  • To be honest, if anyone acts like they got their weapons from a sess pool it's Raphael

  • Donatello always gets the short end of the stick

  • fuck video

  • Donny deserves better, fuck Splinter! XD

  • Strawberries

  • Considering how Splinter reacted to each turtle, I thought he would want Leonardo to give him his sponge bath.

  • I lost it at "You smell like strawberries"

  • LOL

  • teenage mutant prostitue squirrels?

  • For the first time EVER...I tried to rewind an AD. The Old Spice ADS are so funny!

  • my favourite turtle is........ no one i hate all theses fucking turtles there fucking gay !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Hahaaaha

  • wow someone loves Leonardo :p Fuck you :) I like Donatello hes my fav. turtle :)

  • whats the weapon at 0:54?

  • @FrontalViolator they are called skieshs

  • its ninjakas not katanas

  • ya.... Donatello is still my fav -.- Il be watching college humor from now on-.- :)

  • i want to know what that dude was smoking when made this

  • "They're a-basically a-glorified a-gardening tools-uh. So... you know... go nuts." X'DDD

  • Donatello sounds like the guy from Sonic for Hire

  • So apparently Splinter is a pedophile, sex addict and a fucking pimp

  • @HyperGolem What did you expect from Splinter? He's everybody's favorite giant, japanese mutated rat!

  • @HyperGolem

    that explains a lot...

  • I laughed so hard when Splinter said "You smell like strawberries" xD

  • I laughed so fucking hard at the "Don't tell me -> Donatello" part xD

  • shit stick lmao

  • these 3 minutes were better than Ninja Turtles 3

  • @ShadowCrowX Definitely. That movie was bad!

  • "you smell like strawberries..."

  • @nowwatchingyou i would thumbs up... but i want to keep it at 69

  • @Ave6262 i appreciate tthe thought :)

  • >.< ohhh u smell likaaa straaawwwberriesss noooo lol

  • Don't remember too well but wasn't leonardo the blue mask?

  • @MegaRedzed Leonardo does have the blue mask. Raphael has the red one, Michelangelo has the orange mask, and Donatello has the purple one.

  • LOL you smell like strawberries

  • Donatello is my favorite ;)

  • That's not very nice...Donatello was my favorite...

  • 9048 people smell like strawberrys

  • this was funny because all the trash went into his room and all the pizza

  • I guess you could say that Donatello

    *puts on sunglasses*

    got the shit end of the stick.

    YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH­HH!!!!

  • Its funny how master splinter forgot about Donatello and then he remembers Donatello when it comes to his sponge bath

  • Funny but Donny was the BEST turtle! 

  • I would LOVE to be Donatello!!

  • I wish I could play air guitar like that.....

  • "you smell like strawberries"

    I will now sing the "awkward" song.

  • D for Dick

  • Splinter is a bisexual LOL

  • lmao!

  • 1:22 i c what you did there xD

  • @kewb100 what did they do?

  • @GapGirl44 they delay the word so you hear the first part of the word, then nothing and then the last part of the word in another tone. So youtube can't remove the video for saying sh-------it

  • YA LEONARDO FTW

  • MICHEALANGELO ftw

  • I always hated Donatello..

  • Master splinter is one tough rat!

  • FUNNY!!!!!

  • splinter reminds me of hubert from family guy :D

  • @mranonymous96 i mean herbert

  • Splinter's a Japanese rat, not an Italian rat.

  • this needs to get rated so that I can download it for my iphone

  • erm i think that leanardo has dual kais r somting well i noe there not katanas

  • @Edius8888 erm they are katanas

  • @Edius8888 Ninjakens or Katanas, both are same things.

  • @sagaism135 ninjaken are straight and created by hollywood while katanas are curved and obviously real

  • @Zon3d0ut Ninjakittens are fluffy and created by love, while Catanas are precious and obviously aborable.

  • If I were Donatello I would dip the shit covered stick into the bathtub after he said that

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  • u spell like strawberries...

  • U smell like strawberries lol dat shit was hilarious

  • We gotta do that shit again! LOL

  • Hahahh funby shit

  • Hurry or your new name will be Shit Stick rofl

  • then its settled nerd.

  • "You smell like strawberries..." HA!

  • HUGE INTERSPECIES ORGY? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • SHIT STICK

  • you smell like stawberries.

  • LOL GOOGLE FLOWER VAGINA'S JUST GOOGLE IT

  • It's funny because Donatello was my favorite turtle....

  • @Evan42881 same :/

  • Man that video is fucked up. I couldnt even listen or finish the video cuz it was gay az hell. That video waz a piece of shit -:(

  • Now I know where the joke "ur vigina smells like flowers" comes from...

  • "you smell like strawberries"

  • How could you forget the person who gives you all your sponge baths

  • Why does Splinter sound like Borat?

  • Best Quotes

    "You smell like strawberries"

    "Go do machines"

    "Yeah, Pizza, We dont get it THAT often!"

    XD

  • I'm meant to be studying but now I have to go look up flower vaginas. Damn you internet!

  • bet the idea of this came from the scene in beverly hills ninja

  • they aren't katanas, they are ninjakans

  • Master splinter needs huge pink balls just like a real rat and then do a walking away seen where his balls are dragging along on the floor as hes explaining something

  • @sendahojust1 XD XD XD

  • @sendahojust1 Scene* *Corrected by SOPA*

  • @Coloc789 exactly

  • @Coloc789 Nope just sick of assholes like you I mean if you don't like a video or a channel why watch their content your just embarrassing yourself. You may not be a kid but you sure act like one Dick.

  • @Coloc789 Coloc789 = Dick Head

  • at 0:27 leo looks like master splinters just asked if they could go out for a romantic dinner

  • most funny video ever

  • your so awsome, you smell like strawberries

  • i should have eatten you while i had the chance LMAO

  • The turtles sound like Billy West's Fry!

  • lol @ go do some machines.

  • isnt that pretty much the same thing that's like calling shuriken ninja stars

  • Leonardos weopons arn't katanas

  • @KillaKaz4107 then what the hell are them?

  • @peter30509 Ninjaken swords

  • if u push 2 and 3 u can see the blocks change

  • You smell like strawberries.

  • "you smell like strawberies"lol

  • from 0:00 to 3:02 I THOGHT this is so wrong!!!

  • he sounds way jamaican for a rat!!!

  • 1:21 yo we gotta do tht s**t again lmao

  • lol "oh yeah! pizza! yeah, we don't get THAT often!"

  • If you don't do it, your new name will be uh shitstick. ROFL

  • interspeciesd orgy.....

    imma google it

  • Donatello is the best turtle, pos splinter!

  • Go do machines.

    Funniest part for me that is.

  • Splinters a dick!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Donatello Is so bad ass y is his mask shit and his weapon a piece of a tree thumbs up

  • donatello was probably the smartest in that cartoon universe! this is an insult.....but fucking hilarious lol

  • it's kinda sad when u think about it.. :(

  • lol donatello hase to sleep on shit radicle

  • what? donatelo's the coolest of them all! hes like a tony stark.

  • why is he afraid of picking up the stick when he has a shit filled diaper on his face

  • @DMVProductionsDMV And why is he afraid of shit at all if he lives in a fucking sewer?

  • shut the fuck up you fucking labor ass bitch

  • @GriffinPilgrim Rofl

  • Raph is a wierd fighter. He has a defensive weapon when he attacks offensive

  • 1829 Donatello fans :D 

  • @Fike93 1831 now :D

  • Donatello would put a purple diaper on his face yet he didnt want to pick up a dirty stick?

  • shite where did the last hour go ?

  • this is not funny !

    

  • Donatello was my favorite :( i feel bad for him now

  • so michelangelo did the guitar for clock suckers...

  • Now, when someone pisses me off I am going to start calling them shit stick