ohhh, poor lady. Just close eyes, shove hand "down there", pretend you playing Clare de Lune, switch to Flight of the bumblebee at appropriate moment. Job done.
if there's a girl doing stand up about masturbation it 'll be sure to get some heavy views compared to that of an equally famed male performer. Talk about sexism.
This clip gets 5x more views than any of jen kirkman's other unfunny shit on youtube, just cause she talks about touching herself and is marginally attractive. She shouldn't complain about being shunned for discussing masturbation, when this will probably be the high point of her career.
I think she was at her best here. I feel like her routine has gone a bit downhill. I'm referring to "Chelsea Lately" stuff. She was more relatable here. She's kinda gone for a more confident, dominant stand up and I don't think it suits her.
I'ld love to fuck this bitch in the ass...and force her to suck my shit covered cock like a good bitch should. This bitch would make a good sex slave, kept caged in my basement only to be let out to get dirty. I'ld fuck her ass so hard that I'ld have to wear earplugs!
I'ld love to fuck this bitch in the ass...and force her to suck my shit covered cock like a good bitch should. This bitch would make a good sex slave, kept caged in my basement only to be let out to get dirty. I'ld fuck her ass so hard that I'ld have to wear earplugs!
"I said masturbate very nicely and everyone was like 'uuuggghhh' and started freaking out!"
WTF is she talking about? Show me one female comedian who ever did a set lasting longer than 5 minutes and didn't mention vaginas, periods, or sex at least once.
@PoliticalIncorrectly Yeah but if you take away the whole "we're not allowed to talk about these things, isn't that hilarious that we're all still so repressed, except you, 'cause you're a cool crowd!" bit, she'd have to start actually making jokes and being genuinely funny.
PART2 You are suddenly embarrassed beyond belief as you realize you're standing in a checkout line clutching a half dozens boxes of lube and Jonny Depp is standing right behind you. Stammering for something you blurt out ''I got invited to an orgy . .. . my first. And as she was hanging up she said OH, and b ring something. bring something
OK here is your hook up. Wal Green sells your favorite lube. About 6 months ago they discontinued the lube. Today while visiting a cross town store you come on a whole cache of lube and on a moment's whim grab them all. While standing in line you hear some guy say "Got a big night planned?"
Man, I searched "Female Stand Up Comics" on the search bar because I couldn't remember any actually FUNNY women in stand up, but this one was the first one I saw, and I guess now there's someone to remember.
@Curiner Given that Jen Kirkman has been making a living as a comic for quite a while I'd say plenty of people care. I'm not sure your not finding her funny is a valid argument for NOBODY finding her funny.
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Jen, you should never ask the audience if it's okay to tell a joke. If you think it's funny, then tell your joke. If they don't think it's funny, then maybe the joke needs work. But never ask for their permission. They came there to be shocked. So just come out with it. "So, this next bit is about fingerbangin'"...
@164ItsAllAboutMe164 You really have no idea what you're talking about? When do you go on stage? Just curious. You seem to know a lot. So you must be a working comic. Or you're dumb.
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it's not really funny...it's just a bunch of talking and every now and again you'll hear funny words...but there aren't any jokes..just a lot of talking..
WOW!! Some effin funny sh*t-- My new favorite.. What's up with the wierd/ insecure comments from the folks below...? Chill out--Just deal with it-- Ladies like to feel good down there--your mom prolly masturbated and didn't necessarily think about your dad..
@rollindts44 - Lol, yeah that is true. Maybe women have an overgrown "can't get to the fucking point" sphere in their brains. Sarah Silverman doesn't though!
I'm gay and I kind of identify with this more than most gay guys... Dick pics just don't work anymore, gotta have a hot scenario of how you meet mr dreamie!
........... that would make me mad if my girlfriend fantasized about other men and secretly masturbated to herself..... it'd be like........ automatic limp dick-itis
Two things: -itis means 'inflammation of,' which on the penis is probably a good thing...
2) Oh yea, it's totally natural to only fantasize about 1 person 24/7. Thoughts like these are why people don't get in relationships! You can think about other people, you just can't act on it unless that's stated it's ok in your relationship.
@cobrawrestling1 Well chances are, if you've had a girlfriend, it has happened. It helps keep you attracted to who you're with, cause lets face it everyone gets annoying, even when you're dating them. It's good to have that moment of separation.
i hate how every video you watch there is a comment that some really cool guy writes saying " Bill Hicks is the best comedian ever!" and "George Carlin is the SHIT" its just like cool ive heard of them i dont care about your opinion
...Whoever laughs at this...sure laughs at dane cook too...if you wanna see a real Staund UP artist . one show man ...well : BILL FUCKING HICKS...GEORGE FING CARLIN ...
Hahahaha... wow. I find it hilarious that you think her jokes are "feminist". Dude, she's doing the Bill Cosby thing where she tells stories. Not everyone has to be Dane Cook. Just because she's a girl doesn't mean she's trying to make a feminist point. Jesus.
Personally, I think she's funny. I'm a man but I still relate to a great deal of what she's saying. Don't get me wrong I can still rub out a handful of knuckle children to some skin flick when need be but, scenarios do help and bad ones do slow the process. I think she's amusing and insightful.
HAHAHA it always cracks me up when people start dissin girls when they do stand up rotines!! its awsomee someone should do a sketch of that!! i mean she doesnt even hav to open her mouth to get hit with a lighter on her head!! HAHAHA oh noo, a woman?? doin a rotineeee??? GET HEER hahahahahahahahahahahaha u guys make my day :)
Maybe men compare it to when they have to hire a plumber. They're just pissed that someone else can accomplish something in 5 minutes that they try to do for and hour and just fuck it up ;)
Correct - "Women Don't masturbate"- THAT is an urban legend. Lots of women like to quite regularly. While thinking about Johnny Depp. Or Brad. Or Denzel.Or...you get the idea.
...I will have to send her a copy of my new book, "The Top 20 Most Needlessly Complicated Solo Fantasies For Neurotic Female Comedians". Chapter four is entitled "Going Deep With Depp: How Johnny Can Enter Your Stratosphere", and every copy comes with a box of Cadbury's chocolates and a free vibrator (batteries not included.-Sorry, ladies). I really think it will help.
Not sure why you got two people giving you the thumbs down on a comment about chicks rubbin the nubbin especially considering the fact that the joke was about women masturbating anyway, but i gave you a thumbs up LOL
this was a different kind of funny. it wasnt laugh out loud hysterical every second. but it was amusing enough just to see the way she thinks (at least for me). but i was kinda hoping for an amazing punchline to make up for such a long story.
Society still see,s a female comedian in a different light? its risky for
a woman to be vulgar and remain a lady. Men are allowed to be down right Nasty!
and still walk away untarnished or stained. Double standard.
globehunter2 4 days ago
I'm in that crazy part of youtube again..
Hendrixhero1234 6 days ago
this wasnt funny it was informative hahaha
SIETETIZ 1 week ago
Every dude who says Jen isn't funny is a fucking douche-idiot, and will end up with girls who have no sense of humor and no orgasms.
pushelildaisies 3 weeks ago 5
I'm not Sexist in any way but my god i have not found a funny Woman Stand up comedian yet. it's all sex jokes
GeorgeMillerAtkinson 1 month ago
@GeorgeMillerAtkinson maria bamford.
redhedbedhed 2 weeks ago
Does she tell long jokes or fucking stories for a living?
Goddamn - I'm still waiting to laugh.
RedSkyNord 1 month ago
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RedSkyNord 1 month ago
sooo boring..
djirok 2 months ago
wow another female comedian talking about her body or relationships, what a surprise. can anyone tell me just one that doesn't?
MagicMalky 2 months ago
fail
satanicpriest13 3 months ago
shes not funny
axelstoner 3 months ago
ohhh, poor lady. Just close eyes, shove hand "down there", pretend you playing Clare de Lune, switch to Flight of the bumblebee at appropriate moment. Job done.
eeple200 3 months ago
this is awesome! im not alone!
132becker 3 months ago
As a female myself I found this story very easy to masturbate to.
hidenorivideo 4 months ago 6
Her Johnny Depp story is the best part.
The1JAYJAY 4 months ago 2
She totally gets me.
Criticalizzy 4 months ago 7
so true
penisfuckeye 5 months ago
female comedians usually are pretty bad but this was awesome. and yeah she does tell her stories an awful lot like Louis C.K.
Charsept 5 months ago
Most anti-climatic non-sense I've ever witnessed.
InteractiveMail 5 months ago 2
@InteractiveMail yeah, but that's how we think
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andante887 5 months ago
that was 1 boring joke ppl
rlb4ever 6 months ago 2
I think it's sexy when a woman masturbates or talks about it
rad4life1 6 months ago 2
A lot of build up for not enough pay off
Trojanbunny063 6 months ago
shes really funny on the pod f tompkast
Cryoniclime 6 months ago
not funny...
itachiitachi1946 6 months ago
what the hell
iherman81 7 months ago
She does her best Louis CK here. But it becomes her, luckily.
jravell 7 months ago
@jravell What? you think this sound anything like Louis C.K.? have you ever even seen Louis C.K.?
pinkmullet4 6 months ago
The only thing funny about this video is the comments of 16 year old guys that start with "As a girl I " or "As a female myself I"
Blueynoes 7 months ago 17
@Blueynoes u killed it with dat comment i rate ya 4 dat
nd u r ri8
rlb4ever 6 months ago
@rlb4ever $p3l! R!gHt
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The only thing funny about this video is the 16 year old guys posting comments on it that start with "As a girl I"
Blueynoes 7 months ago 2
this is neither funny or relatable. so far the best of her "stand up" i have seen, though
adrianfanaet 7 months ago
she is awesome
akshayde 7 months ago
how old is she here??
klasomentas 8 months ago
if there's a girl doing stand up about masturbation it 'll be sure to get some heavy views compared to that of an equally famed male performer. Talk about sexism.
klasomentas 8 months ago
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Biggiesmalls7475 8 months ago 4
I thought I was the only one.
megaharuko25 8 months ago
TELL US THE STORY ON ONI JUDGE!!!!
BrandonJay1983 9 months ago
*LOL* .....
Thanks for posting..
phil2856 9 months ago
not very funny
carol1swag 10 months ago
That's why there's a storyline in porn! Men knows this!
MishaAtreides 10 months ago
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thSubliminalCriminal 10 months ago
@thSubliminalCriminal This must have taken you a long time.
goodgrief78 8 months ago
@goodgrief78 it was worth it. xD
thSubliminalCriminal 8 months ago
This clip gets 5x more views than any of jen kirkman's other unfunny shit on youtube, just cause she talks about touching herself and is marginally attractive. She shouldn't complain about being shunned for discussing masturbation, when this will probably be the high point of her career.
Luntofwar 10 months ago
dude! this is just like me!!!! (:
gingerbeer33 10 months ago
Female stand ups..... Made me smile but that's it.
Fabbe131 10 months ago
yep overthinking
vict0r1ous 10 months ago
Hey Kirkmen I guess your not a squirter.
diabolik1979 10 months ago
women are not made for comedy! her monologue was interesting but in no way funny, I actually got turned on a little bit
gandalf117 11 months ago
Nothing flies anywhere? What about squirters?
Statalyzer 11 months ago
lol same with me, i need a story not a picture
jasminepaulyn 1 year ago
But women don't masturbate though, that is an urban legend.
VoiceOfModeration 1 year ago
I think she was at her best here. I feel like her routine has gone a bit downhill. I'm referring to "Chelsea Lately" stuff. She was more relatable here. She's kinda gone for a more confident, dominant stand up and I don't think it suits her.
blowcarrot 1 year ago
that was good
mildew2yahoo 1 year ago
no wonder women never jerk off...to fucking complicated.
zarthered 1 year ago 30
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@zarthered no wonder women never jerk off...to fucking complicated.
too fucking complicated*
TonyOnlyandFriends 3 months ago
OOOHHH MAH DICK MAH BALLS UUUUUUUUHHHH
zdkezios 1 year ago
i'd watch her masturbate
oober349 1 year ago 5
she's so tina fey
wilsoncormack 1 year ago 3
kinda funny but there's no real punch line, no real lmao moment
iwannaplaycs 1 year ago 4
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I'ld love to fuck this bitch in the ass...and force her to suck my shit covered cock like a good bitch should. This bitch would make a good sex slave, kept caged in my basement only to be let out to get dirty. I'ld fuck her ass so hard that I'ld have to wear earplugs!
sitonmyfacenfart 1 year ago
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I'ld love to fuck this bitch in the ass...and force her to suck my shit covered cock like a good bitch should. This bitch would make a good sex slave, kept caged in my basement only to be let out to get dirty. I'ld fuck her ass so hard that I'ld have to wear earplugs!
sitonmyfacenfart 1 year ago
"I said masturbate very nicely and everyone was like 'uuuggghhh' and started freaking out!"
WTF is she talking about? Show me one female comedian who ever did a set lasting longer than 5 minutes and didn't mention vaginas, periods, or sex at least once.
PoliticalIncorrectly 1 year ago
@PoliticalIncorrectly Yeah but if you take away the whole "we're not allowed to talk about these things, isn't that hilarious that we're all still so repressed, except you, 'cause you're a cool crowd!" bit, she'd have to start actually making jokes and being genuinely funny.
horrabletypoe 1 year ago
@PoliticalIncorrectly
Sarah Silverman, Janeane Garofalo, Chelsea Peretti, Maria Bamford, to name a few.
MelaniePortrip 1 year ago 3
@PoliticalIncorrectly somebody's a fucking moron!
QuadropheniaBrosef 1 year ago
PART2 You are suddenly embarrassed beyond belief as you realize you're standing in a checkout line clutching a half dozens boxes of lube and Jonny Depp is standing right behind you. Stammering for something you blurt out ''I got invited to an orgy . .. . my first. And as she was hanging up she said OH, and b ring something. bring something
andocrates 1 year ago
OK here is your hook up. Wal Green sells your favorite lube. About 6 months ago they discontinued the lube. Today while visiting a cross town store you come on a whole cache of lube and on a moment's whim grab them all. While standing in line you hear some guy say "Got a big night planned?"
andocrates 1 year ago
She is super funny!
bdiggity3 1 year ago 2
First she's like; it's nothing big, no shit flying anywhere...
Then comes the big ass mindfuck about needing a story XP..
Iceshoot 1 year ago
Man, I searched "Female Stand Up Comics" on the search bar because I couldn't remember any actually FUNNY women in stand up, but this one was the first one I saw, and I guess now there's someone to remember.
Rocky183 1 year ago
oh my god, that is so completely true!
LochlynD 1 year ago
she didnt make me laugh once. she is a terrible comedian. is this a joke or a fucking anecdote.
danieleatsbabies21 1 year ago
@danieleatsbabies21 That's because you need a vagina to understand.
smvsmith 1 year ago
the audience sounds like a laugh track.
BobHylan 1 year ago
she has pretty eyes.
signupsigma 1 year ago
She describes it perfectly!!!
nevadavi 1 year ago 7
That ending was not worth the time.
newsrim 1 year ago
@newsrim
Sort of like sex.
ScaryMara 1 year ago
@Kaliske ahh yes the beautiful natural act of queefing haha
mattdogg65 1 year ago
women are stupid
Clown5336 1 year ago
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KiittyCupcake 1 year ago
Hysterical. My all-time favorite masturbation routine! Now I'm a new Jen Kirkman fan. Gotta go watch the rest of her stuff.
EllorasCave 1 year ago
@EllorasCave She's got an album on itunes. I listened to it a couple weeks ago. It's awesome.
ShermerIllinois 1 year ago
God you guys are harsh, I thought she was pretty funny.
alexh1094 1 year ago
Jen is really good at telling this story, she does it well i like it a lot :-P
CraigRattleHead 1 year ago
I think the only reason this has so many hits is because it has "female" and "Masturbation" in the same title.
natpjohsnon 1 year ago
Not very funny :(
melvinjew 1 year ago
@Curiner Given that Jen Kirkman has been making a living as a comic for quite a while I'd say plenty of people care. I'm not sure your not finding her funny is a valid argument for NOBODY finding her funny.
Maarow 1 year ago
This woman is brilliant and hi-fucking-RAR-ious.
verathewaitress 1 year ago
why dont they do real porn
CRAZY7282 1 year ago
crash and burn , 101
damon123xxx 1 year ago
A woman telling jokes than only she enjoys. The irony is tragic.
Not all truth is wit.
RastaFourEye 1 year ago
@Curiner well some people don't like women talking about that just like everything some people like it some people don't I sure don't mind
mattdogg65 1 year ago
@mattdogg65 well like I said some people are gonna think it's funny and some people won't you can't please everyone
mattdogg65 1 year ago
why do i think she looks like Tina Fey??
tarantinofreak92 1 year ago
haha i totally get what she's talking about. funny woman~
endtroducing 1 year ago
Hella fine
crad650 1 year ago
she's hysterical
Chesterton7 1 year ago 5
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Jen, you should never ask the audience if it's okay to tell a joke. If you think it's funny, then tell your joke. If they don't think it's funny, then maybe the joke needs work. But never ask for their permission. They came there to be shocked. So just come out with it. "So, this next bit is about fingerbangin'"...
164ItsAllAboutMe164 1 year ago
it was all part of her routine and a social commentary thing.
yagi6993 1 year ago
@164ItsAllAboutMe164 You really have no idea what you're talking about? When do you go on stage? Just curious. You seem to know a lot. So you must be a working comic. Or you're dumb.
comasmoky 1 year ago
Strangest thing, my music being associated with female masturbation...
What the heck, I'll subscribe if you do too?
Barenakedfanband 1 year ago
VAGINAS ARE ALWAYS IN CONTEXT. The context being I want to put my penis in them.
stopcicles 2 years ago 3
Is she preggers?
devourerofbabies 2 years ago
i was wondering the same thing
MisterClean121 1 year ago
@devourerofbabies
doubt it. Some women just like flowy shirts. Some women are afraid to show there body, thus, hiding it under an over-sized shirt...
RoxasandAxelShow 1 year ago
It is funny, because I can visualize a picture O_O
royalsteven 2 years ago 2
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it's not really funny...it's just a bunch of talking and every now and again you'll hear funny words...but there aren't any jokes..just a lot of talking..
alldavokals 2 years ago
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All I could think through this dreary attempt at comedy was, I bet her sex life is so fucking BORING.
PsychoPoet406 2 years ago
WOW!! Some effin funny sh*t-- My new favorite.. What's up with the wierd/ insecure comments from the folks below...? Chill out--Just deal with it-- Ladies like to feel good down there--your mom prolly masturbated and didn't necessarily think about your dad..
KMLavinder 2 years ago 4
women dont mastu****** LOL..biggest bullshit on the planet...keep telling yourselves that LOL
blademanx 2 years ago 2
LOL As I girl I totally agree with her.
SerasxAlucard 2 years ago 53
this is way too long of a story for a lame payoff. i hate female comics. except for maria bamfrod
rollindts44 2 years ago
@rollindts44 - Lol, yeah that is true. Maybe women have an overgrown "can't get to the fucking point" sphere in their brains. Sarah Silverman doesn't though!
gxxr1130 2 years ago
Lmfao. Female masturbation is cute indeed. She's funny.
LtShock 2 years ago 54
I'm gay and I kind of identify with this more than most gay guys... Dick pics just don't work anymore, gotta have a hot scenario of how you meet mr dreamie!
jrg305 2 years ago 3
........... that would make me mad if my girlfriend fantasized about other men and secretly masturbated to herself..... it'd be like........ automatic limp dick-itis
cobrawrestling1 2 years ago
Two things: -itis means 'inflammation of,' which on the penis is probably a good thing...
2) Oh yea, it's totally natural to only fantasize about 1 person 24/7. Thoughts like these are why people don't get in relationships! You can think about other people, you just can't act on it unless that's stated it's ok in your relationship.
jrg305 2 years ago
@cobrawrestling1 Well chances are, if you've had a girlfriend, it has happened. It helps keep you attracted to who you're with, cause lets face it everyone gets annoying, even when you're dating them. It's good to have that moment of separation.
trashyville 2 years ago
wow thats exactly what happens!! thought i was alone there :D
TheBrokenFrog 2 years ago
Lol. She keeps it real I think girls are hotter when they don't lie.
GeRzAwN 2 years ago 3
i hate how every video you watch there is a comment that some really cool guy writes saying " Bill Hicks is the best comedian ever!" and "George Carlin is the SHIT" its just like cool ive heard of them i dont care about your opinion
Dallasblows20 2 years ago
hahaha! i have the same problems! lol
jlcosgrove2009 2 years ago
JEN GIVES HEAD. Jen gives head!
JackoWacko4Tabacko 2 years ago
GEORGE CARLIN IS THE SHIT ! But this chick is good too :)
sassinebernadette 2 years ago
...Whoever laughs at this...sure laughs at dane cook too...if you wanna see a real Staund UP artist . one show man ...well : BILL FUCKING HICKS...GEORGE FING CARLIN ...
sanismad 2 years ago
she bores the shit out of me...gaawd.......
cardioflow 2 years ago 2
eh either she has no talent or she's just trying to make some sort of feminist point. no real jokes in there
JustThink00 2 years ago
Hahahaha... wow. I find it hilarious that you think her jokes are "feminist". Dude, she's doing the Bill Cosby thing where she tells stories. Not everyone has to be Dane Cook. Just because she's a girl doesn't mean she's trying to make a feminist point. Jesus.
drslobulus 2 years ago 3
well then like i said, she has no talent.
JustThink00 2 years ago
Different strokes for different folks, dude.
drslobulus 2 years ago 5
joan jett?
IamAsi94 2 years ago
Personally, I think she's funny. I'm a man but I still relate to a great deal of what she's saying. Don't get me wrong I can still rub out a handful of knuckle children to some skin flick when need be but, scenarios do help and bad ones do slow the process. I think she's amusing and insightful.
BobbyJoeThorazine 2 years ago
HAHAHA it always cracks me up when people start dissin girls when they do stand up rotines!! its awsomee someone should do a sketch of that!! i mean she doesnt even hav to open her mouth to get hit with a lighter on her head!! HAHAHA oh noo, a woman?? doin a rotineeee??? GET HEER hahahahahahahahahahahaha u guys make my day :)
eueueueu21 2 years ago
Maybe men compare it to when they have to hire a plumber. They're just pissed that someone else can accomplish something in 5 minutes that they try to do for and hour and just fuck it up ;)
fattymonovlog 2 years ago 2
wow, she isn't funny. She's just talking on stage.
keilxkey2255 2 years ago
DIDNT EVEN CRACK A SMILE GTFO
kodylol 2 years ago
groooooaaaaaaaaaasssssssssss
shit,,,,,
s0a0r0h 2 years ago
"I need a story."
What....guys can't read erotica? WTF.
hypenote1406 2 years ago
This is educational actually, A great example of how stuck up bitches think, thanks for the insight
akabluntguts 2 years ago
I was waiting for the punch line. nothing there
lowfatfishsticks 2 years ago
Maybe you just need to broaden your sence of humor. Its very funny, but i will give you that she takes a while to set it up.
Blue24U 2 years ago 3
she seems pretty predictable
lowfatfishsticks 2 years ago
I honestly havnt seen enouh of he comedy to make that kind of statement or refute it. I do like her based on this and the airplane though.
Blue24U 2 years ago
i do that too!!!
cladia83 2 years ago
They need to masturbate..If they dont they might go insane..
KombatKing3000 2 years ago
Correct - "Women Don't masturbate"- THAT is an urban legend. Lots of women like to quite regularly. While thinking about Johnny Depp. Or Brad. Or Denzel.Or...you get the idea.
kickal77 2 years ago
But women don't masturbate though, that is an urban legend.
VoiceOfModeration 2 years ago 2
LOL I see you got a thumbs down but i found your comment hilarious hahahaha. Thumbs up to you too.
Blue24U 2 years ago
...I will have to send her a copy of my new book, "The Top 20 Most Needlessly Complicated Solo Fantasies For Neurotic Female Comedians". Chapter four is entitled "Going Deep With Depp: How Johnny Can Enter Your Stratosphere", and every copy comes with a box of Cadbury's chocolates and a free vibrator (batteries not included.-Sorry, ladies). I really think it will help.
-Her, that is. Not the boyfriend.
kickal77 2 years ago
so funny.. yes it is cute!
MarieLake 2 years ago
lol funny and very true. I laugh all the time at Dane Cook and other guys talking about this.
Meda01 2 years ago
omg SO I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO FELT THAT WAY :o?
hehe
nora50 2 years ago 3
i like to watch girls masterbate, it's really lovely thing.
teacherphysics 2 years ago 3
thats lol and true
jhtde 2 years ago 4
Not sure why you got two people giving you the thumbs down on a comment about chicks rubbin the nubbin especially considering the fact that the joke was about women masturbating anyway, but i gave you a thumbs up LOL
Blue24U 2 years ago 6
thanks dude out of ten thousand comments i get mostely negative back you made my week, really! a positive comment and thumb up thanks!!!!!
teacherphysics 2 years ago 3
Anytime :)
Blue24U 2 years ago
this was a different kind of funny. it wasnt laugh out loud hysterical every second. but it was amusing enough just to see the way she thinks (at least for me). but i was kinda hoping for an amazing punchline to make up for such a long story.
but at least i know one more thing about women...
heartyhoopz1184 2 years ago 3
oh my goodness over 4mins to get to the punchline...
2Luke 2 years ago
Its called a running joke. Maybe you should try to expand on your comedic taste. Peace.
Blue24U 2 years ago
She reminds me of Winona Ryder
IfItsMusicICanUseIt 2 years ago 2
haha, she is so true
HemGlassBilen73 2 years ago 3
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wat a waste of 4:48
she wasnt effin funny at all. not even her crowd liked her...sounded like sympathy laughing to me :s
EZserenity 2 years ago
It's 4:28
Fail...
vermilion123456789 2 years ago
it took 20 seconds to type and send my comment... do the math....i pass, you Fail :p
EZserenity 2 years ago
"mah dick mah balls"
:D
fuckingc 2 years ago 21
she is funny and hot
damn awesome
trackalex 2 years ago 7
hilarous!!! keep speakin the truth girl!
x3bckdancer46 2 years ago 6
Awesome! She's very real and ver inspiring. Keep it up!
30Rocksmyworld 2 years ago 4
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Fake. As if women masturbate...Everyone one knows female masturbation is a urban Mith
ToiletEarth 2 years ago
nigga first learn how to spall myth then judge people by the masses
daydreamin09 2 years ago
lmao! dude you can't even spell "spell"
riomljr 2 years ago 3
I'm a woman and masturbate a lot. No myth. Trust me.
wsjulian 2 years ago 2