hahahahah XD she was trying to take your other arm off !!!! Awesome stuff man i do clubs all the time and i bet you 2 minutes into it i will get some fuck face heckler saying shit but i didn't see this comeing any time soon !
Hey fat bitches! It's a fuckin comedy club, everyone gets picked on. Bald, fat, Jewish, Irish, people with speech impedements. And yes , even veterans. Take the stick out of ur a$@.
@unlikeanyotherhuman People with disabilities dont want to be treated special or differently. It only highlights what they think people think is wrong with them. Everyones the same. Dont be unnecessarily sensitive for people who are probably stronger than u are.
"I was doing a one-man bit and said something about going to VA hospital and this lady came on stage to hit me. They arrested the whole table. Love it. I have two arms."
You're judging the whole female population on a woman who got offended because he mocked war veterans?
Actually no, you know what? That's fair enough. If you think it's hilarious to take the piss out of people who lost limbs serving their country, then being judged by you suddenly doesn't seem so bad. Carry on.
@emissaryoftheadams so what you're saying is that someone's physical disability is a brilliant thing to make fun of by randomly pointing out that you happen to have more than he does, at least physically, whilst failing to realise that in every other aspect of life, he owns you?
One armed guy vs slushed soccer mom. He wouldve still deckd her, even with one arm!!! Picture her flying in, and guy gives her a one-two punch, WITH ONE ARM!! One-arm comedian, man...thats funny in itself!!! He has nuts though, but I wonder what his jack-off formula is. That one arm has been through hell, heh?
"First time on stage and this happens"! Hilarious.
Hope he keeps going with stand up just to see what kind of hot water he will get into. And the vets wife is fighting for her freedom to smoke and drink and intimidate a one armed man! Wow, I'm impressed.
Bob was doing a special guest bit. These 5 drunk women at the front tables stage left would not shut-up. They were asked by the opening act to keep it down several times. Management just asked them to please be quiet, goto the bar, or leave because of their constant disruptions. Then this occurs... It took about 5 minutes to get all them out of the room. They told police, "they never made any noise, or went on the stage. The managers were rude for no reason, and they were making stuff up."
I would love to know what the daughter said to the security guard...
UncleStumpy 1 month ago
anyone else notice he has one arm?
thewhitestassasin 2 months ago
"no, no, it's ok. tell me sweetie"
shuvva 2 months ago
A smack in the face might have given an insight into the equality that women may carve.
WilliamGruff 3 months ago
@WilliamGruff why are they slicing equality? is it like a turkey or somethin
UncleStumpy 2 months ago
@UncleStumpy: Well spotted. I meant of course 'crave' but now you mention it, I'd say equality is a bit of a turkey.
WilliamGruff 2 months ago
@WilliamGruff lol agreed
UncleStumpy 2 months ago
What a disgusting couple of greasy oily women. Pathetic.
diamonddust22 3 months ago
she really showed how smart she was when she was gona attack that one armed guy with a beer in her hand :D . . . o wait xD
takadei 3 months ago
what a dumb fat ugly cunt hahahah
thenfm 3 months ago
Someone attacked the one armed guy...??
WhyMeMoFo 3 months ago
herp derp
joshdaugherty1111 4 months ago
zoombie world people !!! zoombies
Kimindigo 4 months ago
handled that brilliantly ! goddam,
moekanz 4 months ago
haha. i love the end of the vid description. 'i have two arms.'
242jams 5 months ago 3
heckling is another way of saying drunken ranting. i've never heard of a sober heckler.
DerfRellim11 5 months ago
so in a way, hecklers are trolls, but in real life?
VEVOcorporate 6 months ago
i hope you didn't let this discourage you.
You took it really well and you dont have to use humour to handle a heckler
ThatMuzik 6 months ago
He wasn't even offensive or personal to that lady. Why did that happen?
I'm a new comedian and have yet to be heckled.
I'd seriously have no idea what to do.
I was doing a bit last night about call centers and some douchbag call center staff started talking amongst themselves about their job.
Best thing to do - (Unless you're funny enough to think of anything) is to ignore them. Don't encourage them.
Although-if this happened to me I wouldn't have a clue how to handle it.
And he only has 1 arm
magpieking 6 months ago
lol, not attacked but still funny.
squeezeslemons 6 months ago
you get prop's from me handled it perfectly.
CraCaJaC 7 months ago
Let's all drink alcohol and become retards that can't control ourselves.
aaqaaqaaqaaqaaqaaqaa 7 months ago
Lordsuperman, you truly are a fucking moron!
MobiusAtron 8 months ago
HOLY SHIT HE ONLY HAS ONE ARM!!!!
lordsuperman5100 9 months ago
Wow. That was a pretty tame comeback to get that upset about.
joedoschMSU 10 months ago
hahahahah XD she was trying to take your other arm off !!!! Awesome stuff man i do clubs all the time and i bet you 2 minutes into it i will get some fuck face heckler saying shit but i didn't see this comeing any time soon !
CalmDraven 11 months ago
Hey fat bitches! It's a fuckin comedy club, everyone gets picked on. Bald, fat, Jewish, Irish, people with speech impedements. And yes , even veterans. Take the stick out of ur a$@.
kcozgrove 1 year ago
@kcozgrove agreed. i just don't get how someone can get offended at a comedy show. it really doesn't make any fucking sense.
blueballsredhair 1 year ago
@blueballsredhair the answer is :alchohol. we all like to drink but c'mon it makes a lot of people do a lot of random dumb shit for no reason.
ConCityPoet 11 months ago
what the fuck is wrong with people, the guy is the nicest guy ever. let him do his stuff.
kappkids 1 year ago
WOMEN!
dhudson369 1 year ago
Why is it always drunk fat bitches?
GianvilO7 1 year ago 3
@GianvilO7 drunk fat OLD bitches
HikaruYamamoto 8 months ago
@unlikeanyotherhuman People with disabilities dont want to be treated special or differently. It only highlights what they think people think is wrong with them. Everyones the same. Dont be unnecessarily sensitive for people who are probably stronger than u are.
HaylonHarroo87 1 year ago
0:45-0:47 The heckler says her friend's husband is a veteran. The drunken tirade probably had something to do with the sight of a guy with one arm.
charlespeterwatson 1 year ago
"First time on stage and this happens" ...... funny stuff!
vampyros1 1 year ago
The description is awesome.
"I was doing a one-man bit and said something about going to VA hospital and this lady came on stage to hit me. They arrested the whole table. Love it. I have two arms."
LOL
Rastafirez 1 year ago
does he only have one arm??
MovieRazor123 1 year ago
women hecklers typicly get owned the worst, wheres joe rogan when you need him
NationalSocialistFYI 1 year ago
@unlikeanyotherhuman
You're judging the whole female population on a woman who got offended because he mocked war veterans?
Actually no, you know what? That's fair enough. If you think it's hilarious to take the piss out of people who lost limbs serving their country, then being judged by you suddenly doesn't seem so bad. Carry on.
ILoveAnyoneButYou 1 year ago
that woman is a stupid idiot
UneducatedGenius 1 year ago
i have two arms.
emissaryoftheadams 1 year ago
@emissaryoftheadams so what you're saying is that someone's physical disability is a brilliant thing to make fun of by randomly pointing out that you happen to have more than he does, at least physically, whilst failing to realise that in every other aspect of life, he owns you?
WiccanHighPriest0 1 year ago
Imagine how embarrising that would be for the woman.
IKrazyIKenn 1 year ago
I swear some women cant handle the liquor!
sbr76 1 year ago
GOD BLESS YOUR HUSBAND!!
disposedsoul 1 year ago
Loved it. No attack, just drunk ladies, nothing to see here. Subscribed!
frigidpony 1 year ago
proof that douchebags come in female.
avalanchesoul 2 years ago 62
"First time on stage and look what happends..."
Simply BRILJANT!!!
RoccoWOUTERS 2 years ago 6
has he got 1 arm?
jonny232323232323 2 years ago
stupid white bitch
Mulishamadness 2 years ago
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fuck you nigger,hope all niggers will die of cancer
rapeyou8991 2 years ago
yea because i'm black you pussy ass bitch
Mulishamadness 2 years ago
@Mulishamadness I'm black RAAAAHHHHH! My Dogs black! RAAAAAAHHHHH! My gums are black! RAAAAAAAH RAAAAAAAHHHH RAAAAAHHHHH!
sbr76 1 year ago
@sbr76 ahahahahahaha wow....
Mulishamadness 1 year ago
I agree with his comment about imagining them naked and not really wanting to lol
FILMMAKERCHAP 2 years ago 3
way to handle it bro!
mysticx0 2 years ago 43
NO ONE ATTACKS ANYONE HERE
ThinkReal 2 years ago
No way, i didn't notice the missing arm.
But where is the 'attack'?
;l
ilyHiitler 2 years ago
@ilyHiitler I suppose you didn't read the video description, did you?
He has two arms.
But his joke was on War Veterans, or something.
Get it yet?
Javsco 1 year ago
@Javsco I don't even know what I myself, was talking about.. did you not notice how old my comment was? Do you think i really care?
ilyHiitler 1 year ago
...attacked?
lt08219 2 years ago
One armed guy vs slushed soccer mom. He wouldve still deckd her, even with one arm!!! Picture her flying in, and guy gives her a one-two punch, WITH ONE ARM!! One-arm comedian, man...thats funny in itself!!! He has nuts though, but I wonder what his jack-off formula is. That one arm has been through hell, heh?
9revolta 2 years ago
well God bless your husbands!!
oriskany 2 years ago
"Attacked"? Riiight.
sec0ndevolution 2 years ago
Oh I know St.Louis!!! Im from there!!! Its one of the worst cities in the world. High crime, high syphilus rates....it sucks!!!
videolover61 2 years ago
one armed guy vs drunk woman , it had so much promise
FFFUUUCCCKKKEEEDDD 2 years ago
nice name lol
kluna 2 years ago
Haha Thanks , I like your cats , im a kitty lover
FFFUUUCCCKKKEEEDDD 2 years ago
Ah, the ridiculous, drunk women. It wouldn't be a comedy show without them. Great story for your first time on stage, though!
chrisschipper 2 years ago
How did she grab 2 beers and one cigarrette in one hand thats just real pro!!
How did she pull that off!! i need to now :0!
mangofiend650 2 years ago 2
one arm oh no you poor thing are you ok?
Ramble1212 2 years ago
lol, the one joke he managed to pull off was pretty funny. i hope that was supposed to be a joke
hepatitis123 2 years ago
poor guy one arm and i hope thats not his wife
365ways 2 years ago
only one arm, the poor guy
bluejay02920 2 years ago
"First time on stage and this happens"! Hilarious.
Hope he keeps going with stand up just to see what kind of hot water he will get into. And the vets wife is fighting for her freedom to smoke and drink and intimidate a one armed man! Wow, I'm impressed.
Tones4me 2 years ago
barely attacked :P but still, throw tha bitch in jaiiiil
iminthestatic 2 years ago 2
he didnt even get attacked...
i was hoping for a scrap
ItsMeChrisG 2 years ago
Lady with two beers and one cigarette in the same hand - win.
HookedHooked 2 years ago
lol she really did
mattm172 2 years ago
Dude, you handled it perfectly, you didnt insult them in any qay, you were being funny but still nice. Keep up the good work!
Shaitan2323 2 years ago 2
Lol, dumb drunk fat bitch
kuzuboshii 2 years ago
I feel for you there mate. It could have been a lot worse though.
Still funny
acousticeye55 2 years ago
hahaha hilarious
crapht 3 years ago
Do you have one arm?
Jokerice 3 years ago
that was great
LatinoPrideLoco 3 years ago
That was classic
KieranMFilms 3 years ago 2
Bob was doing a special guest bit. These 5 drunk women at the front tables stage left would not shut-up. They were asked by the opening act to keep it down several times. Management just asked them to please be quiet, goto the bar, or leave because of their constant disruptions. Then this occurs... It took about 5 minutes to get all them out of the room. They told police, "they never made any noise, or went on the stage. The managers were rude for no reason, and they were making stuff up."
comedyforum 3 years ago 2