Global Agenda: No Elves

[Arzaker]

i guess the commonwealth still has yet to assimilate elves

[pivotnaza]

Globa l agenda is one of my favorite mmorpg but everyone knows magic beats science

[DominusDionysos]

@pivotnaza You sir are Correct.

[MetinCrafter]

YEEEAAAHH BOOOM HEADSHOT !!

[TDNGUYENification]

HEADSHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheXWitcher]

Make futuristic High- tech elf! :P

[salemas5]

@TheXWitcher Global agenda moto NO ELVES !!!! :D

[MaharlokanSovereign]

wheres the soul shield?

[SteelWool91]

Say no to Elves, say yes to Ninja Turtles

[bloodsyn29]

@SteelWool91 say no to elves and ninja turtles but say yes to power rangers!

[Bspartan12120]

Yep no elves but there...Are nachos!

[DaSinkMan]

Global Agenda: ITS FREEEEE!

[xagi123]

oh you stuck on loading sreen? woot -> Global agenda

oh quest from guy under floor ? woot -> Global agenda

an regarding that video about mount at least in normal mmo you will not run out of energy after 15 secunds of fly ....

looking forward to some serious game this was waste of money

[quasarvega]

@xagi123 its now for free XD

[quasarvega]

Auf dieses Video antworten... and you can upgrade your jetpack

[MahBoiOrMyBoy]

@xagi123 Haters gonna hate.

[Brondashi]

@xagi123 but this technically isn't a normal mmo, hence the whole no elves thing. its more a mmotps, so perpetual flying would probably be gamebreaking.

plus i think they're saving that for tribes <3

[darkmaster3571]

this is a slap a World of Warcraft. WOOT

[poisionblood2]

YEAH!!!

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[MiSTAguyLOVE]

I fucking love this game <3

[alienwere999]

OMG that guy copied my recon D:<

[BattleBrad]

Nice to see so many people understand the humour in this video. -.-

[Suolucidir]

Haaaahahaahahahahah

[theaccident100]

fraking elves...

[djriper11]

lovvvvveeeeeeeee itttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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[Zinwan89]

so wait elves "where" in GLobal Agenda alot b4 i joined i guess i joined like 5 weeks ago

[Nightmuseum]

To advertise with something a game DOESNT have is strange in my opinion.

[tomegathericon]

@Nightmuseum A lot of people, specially Sci-Fi fans, are really tired of medieval fantasy themed games. This campaing appeals to them and it worked really well.

[sixliones]

and still this game sucks ...sorry..

[alienwere999]

@sixliones D:

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[ElnAlter]

funny how global agenda flopped

[azntrainnoob]

@ElnAlter funny how your not very smart

[LieskaxLapsi]

both fail here, the elf for not having protective wards, and the recon for getting too close.

[SkillCJaZ]

@LieskaxLapsi Don't forget that the Recon had a laserdot.

WHY THE FUCK DOESN'T MY RECON HAVE A LASERDOT?

Laserdots are clinically proven to make you 10% more badass.

[TheXWitcher]

@SkillCJaZ yes, laserdots are annoying for enemy, make aiming easier and its cool

[cyberdaemon]

@TheXWitcher They can also give up your position, so they can shoot back. Provided they got guns :P

[fbibarbie]

@SkillCJaZ you wouldent want one lol other people would see it and be able to find you easy XD

[illecoolguy]

@LieskaxLapsi alltho recon is one of the best melee clases

[SevScout]

that cast animation was real cool! i wish world of warcraft would have that... it would be a somewhat playable game then!

[michtoppien666]

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[pieeater331]

say no to elves say yes to recons!!!!

[Banansa47]

@pieeater331 that recon took half an hour just to adjust his scope assault would have blown that sucker to peaces in seconds

[ICETHEMUSIC]

ROFL

[RiotVagrant]

Looks like elves live on , global agenda and all other MMO trying to stand up to fantasy mmos get raped

[indy805]

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[NordicGameDevelopers]

Haha best :D

[Etienne9841]

Also things the elf did wrong:

Be an elf!!!

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[AlphaKrizz]

@Grobche Thx works now its 11€

[GreyKyanos]

well, if you spend enough time you can buy gear instead :X but even with that elites can buy it faster...

[ColdAqua]

If HiRez would do a elve-game, it'd look great!

[rejiman69]

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[TripleR3D]

@rejiman69 you cant really play the full game for free.. you cant get gear unless you pay $20 for "elite status" so you can actually get drops

[pieeater331]

say no to elves say yes to tacos

[sspate16]

@pieeater331 YAY TACOS

[1XDylanX1]

who knows where the tremor flight helmet is?

[LUC4R1O]

theres nothin playing just a black screen?

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[ben4933]

aha elf got owned

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[EccentricBriChu]

LOL the stereotypical elf mage of a generic fantasy mmorpg. xD Im downloading GA right now. :]

[thebigenea]

Can i run this game?

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[AfroNinjaX]

@thebigenea You can run it and watch porn at the same time

[thebigenea]

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[hottidokki]

recons rule;D

[69Alpha69Wolfe69]

OMG THIS RULES!!!!!

[hoolikassoolikas]

this video made my eveningxD

[TheDicescream]

24 people are elves

[P4N4XO]

@TheDicescream There are no elves...

[ussdeadmaster]

I'd rather play a game with a storyline rather than mindless killing tbh

[MrSpeedy29]

This video just isn't believable. 99.9% of Recons are shit

[darklol261]

if only it was a troll mage, he probely would of lived.

[isocryd]

@darklol261 If it was a troll mage, the recon would've been firing at an illusion :D

[NEPAS77]

i just got the game few days ago and i have 3 questions

-Did they really release this?

-Are they gonna release this Again?

-Why that i dont see the gameplay of NO ELVES?

[grimnexas]

@NEPAS77 This is a promo video for global agenda, which is a hybrid TPS with RPG elements to it. They're poking fun at the fact that elves are completely overused in EVERYTHING that has the RPG brand to it. And also that most of them are either stupid or die as easily as a lvl 1 mob when fighting anything else than another elf, with this one being a happy combination of both :) this vid kinda makes me want to play Global Agenda again :|

[ionjames123]

@brian12102

lol so gay, hey kid why don't you try global agenda and see for yourself that wow has only it's 15m gay players... its 2012 now, ur old game will be soon dead...

[fugdkn]

@ionjames123 VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

[zellmer]

Scary part is that the game would probably be a LOT more popular if they would have went with the stuff they're spoofing. 

[druidenis]

the elve could have just hit the recon with his stick and the recon would have died because they die so easy

[Velocinox]

If you have played global crap agenda then you know recons ARE elves. grab your sword turn invis and stab the enemy... Night Elf Rogue. what's the difference?

[DrawingsOfNamine]

0:47

he walked off like a pimp.

[xXApollo89Xx]

hey guys did you just notice that somone had jump at the top of the mountain?

[xmegatron119]

yady el neela

[yairoka]

casting xD

[Arzaker]

so MUCH SPAM O_O

[Stupidpublishers]

I'm not joking when i bought this game (When you actually had to buy it) JUST because of this computer. My computer couldn't run it, but i regret nothing.

[iZallen]

Ill simply say it like this. That is YOUR WoW character, and that is your NEW Global Agenda character.

[honorum646]

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[honorum646]

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[RacingM3GTR]

Things the elf did wrong:

Stand around like an idiot

Not duck for cover

Not figure out where the Recon was (c'mon, he had a laser sight)

Not put up some kind of magic shield

Yeah, elves are morons (at least this one is). What's the deal with elves anyway? They are most definitely NOT hot.

P.S. I like how the Recon just walks away casually afterward.

[klaridon]

@RacingM3GTR He was tapping his staff and the light went out, he was oom. which is why no magical barrier

[cyberdaemon]

@RacingM3GTR If i did some shooter game, i'd take concept of LOTR style orcs, make them able to use firearms and build army of Uruk-Hai-like creatures out of them. That would be cool. This "casual" guy would have a rain of mortar shells on hes ass as he tried to walk away lol.

[SevScout]

@RacingM3GTR tha females are... and if that elf wouldnt haev been so dumb, shadowmeld would have helped somewhat...

[wyvren1990]

@SevScout not a nightelf

[Sn1perM0nk]

Boom head shot! And how I would love to be the Reacon that shot that WoW else in the head :P. I would do it with the thought of how sick and tired I am of hearing WoW being compared to every mmorpg :P.

[Cyprias]

This isn't global agenda, if it was it'd take 4-6 sniper shots to kill him.

[deathranger29]

you kidding me

pfft.

whatever

headshot-

[DevinTClark]

This game is so severely underrated. It's not fantastic but it seems like it's getting a lot of hate generated from somewhere.

Maybe the retards always spamming City chat.

[5665sizo]

He kidding me??

huh...

Whatever!

[Killarila]

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[wjkruijer]

@Killarila Well, in the first half of April, that's right, 5+ days, they will release it for free. ;)

[kilmindaro3]

I fucking love this trailer.

[Dranas64]

I still use the no elves helmet XD

[DarthBlam]

This game is shit. It's TF2 put into an mmo world and made even more unbalanced. Plus the mission things are horribly boring.

[impactkings]

22 people play wow

[darknessofkrish]

I want space elves :(