if we went with one less stealth bomber per order($1billion a piece) we could do much bigger, more elaborate tests in space. "-less dirty t- shirt", are you kidding me, that's sad. On a Russian module no less! Our total science budget is a joke, and yet the ignorant masses want to cut more from it
LOL @ when the bread slips out of the chopsticks. You expect it to fall, but it's just floats away. It's like, "Oops, don't want that bread to fly away"
so now the real problem is there people that dont have any imagination at all and every thing is scifi to them and then there is the other half that are stock with them ..
because money is not realy a problem . bring food in your travel every body do that when in camping or a trip so yes those problem and the mechanic problem can be resolve but negative people that we cant do a thing about it and if you know your history of the world enougth you know 400 yrs ago there was the same problem
ok .... they are rocket scientist and are that stupid why a can of honey .. why not smal envelope like the ketchup one at mcdo loll and why the need to dip the little bread in the honey mixt it in your mouth seriously ... anyways they look stupid a can opener and a can in space all the weight loll .. if they are that slow dont ask why we are still stock on planet earth .. anyways they play with food ... they are busy and profesional
@GHOSTTOYS Probably because the pressure change would cause a tear or something in the small packets due to a phase change. Cans stay sealed much better.
@Demoorelizer anyways the point is they spend some science money doing video on those small thing didi you know how much they have spend on the developement a pen that can work in space ... why they did not use a pencil loll anyways they spend our money in those stupid test ...
@GHOSTTOYS They probably didn't spend much money at all. These people are pretty intelligent and realize how things work in the environment they will be in. They don't just throw money at things like pens and pencils, more like ways to keep people alive in space. But that's a small oversight. If you're pissed about them spending your money, chances are its a fraction of a dollar that eventually went directly to NASA. There's much more to be pissed off here, like why we throw everyone in jail.
@Demoorelizer well you need to do your home work mister in the 80's they have spend like 10 000 $ in the development of a pen that can wright up side down ....and yes i am piss because in my life time ill never see space colonisation and you are right saying they spend money on jail for nothing because instead of sending in jail they would send into space to colonise like they did in australia and or many other place .. and plus you dont need a big diploma to come with those idea ..
@GHOSTTOYS 1. Do your homework too, pencils aren't the ideal solution in space because of the pencil shavings floating about. Therefore a better solution (i.e. pen) had to be found.
2. Snopes debunked the myth that the USA purposefully developed a pen, they didn't contract a company on purpose. Google it.
3. What is the point of space colonisation?
4. Sort your writing out, I cannot understand a lot of what you said.
@RectalSpoonNinja ok ok loll the patent pending waas deposite in 1965 but BUT nasa and the rusian space programe bought it after daaaa why dont just buy some of the famous pen and then use it for publicity ....
2 . space colonisation will be the next step in human exploration because one way or another in order to survive we will have to move from earth .. there would be no threat to any human if we would have the technology to just go away in space and loosing times on detail like that .well.
2. Yes, in science fiction. Truth is, it takes a lot of money / resources to get food into space, and unless we find a way to synthesise food from stuff we find in space, I don't think space colonisation is a very feasible solution.
@RectalSpoonNinja as water and air and a radiation shield ... you know the funny fact about exploration there is always some one to say thats impossible ... and as in scifi people come up with solution to every thing .. the only problem with food that i know its the microgravity that stop plant to grow and animals go crazy but still a spatioport is a solution loll or you never saw the movie 2001 how they create artificial gravity anyways those are also fact not only fiction
@GHOSTTOYS Yes, they can create artificial gravity (I know about methods used, don't need to see a film to know how they create it). We may well land on Mars in the next few decades, but we still need to send rockets loaded with water into space to supply the plants with as we haven't found a suitable source of water in space yet, other than recycling urine / astronaut's breath. The reason it's called sci-fi is because it's not real. And since the oil's running out, we'd better find a way fast.
lol, "yum yum yum" ... no matter how intelligent you are... you can still be a total dork :P mind you it's hard to flame someone who's in space... I mean, come on... make fun of him all you want, you're nothing compared to him! :D
- they need to last a long time too, tubes wouldn't keep them fresh long enough... mind you it's honey in the video... perhaps it just stays together better during the trip there... a lot of G-Force might ruin a tube, but not a can.
Awesome. We send this guy to space on tax-payers' bill, and he shows us how much time he wastes on a snack break.
I haven't applied for summer space camp, but I just came up with an astro-snack that's not only easy to prepare, but might also save NASA's federal funding for actual "viable" research for all mankind:
Step 1: Open Snickers wrapper.
Step 2: Press 50mg of Adderall CR capsule into bottom of Snickers, as so to conceal it within the candy bar.
FACT-you might wanna be careful IF your going to space, staying there too long will lose control of your muscle. Might take years of gaining control of it!
@xXMaJORsONXx100 No WAY!!! thanks for the valuable insight, no doubt based on decades of personal experience with the hardships of space travel. Can you enlighten us about the problems experienced after traveling at light speed for extended periods?
@mbenas 1.) traveling FASTER than the speed of light may cause time to go backwards a few seconds 2.) traveling the speed of light for at least 150 light years and back which is 300 years, all your friends and family will be dead and your in the year 2310!
@xXMaJORsONXx100 Holy shit man you must be a genius. So traveling a distance of 300 light years, at light speed, would take 300 years? That's unbelievable!! Can you give me your calculations for this? I've been meaning to learn advanced astrophysics and quantum mechanics for some time now and it seems like all that stuff must be a piece of cake for you...
@xXMaJORsONXx100 Light years are generally used as a term of distance rather than time, seeing as how any sort of 'year' when based off of Earth's system will equal the same amount, that calculation is redundant. If you're comparing it in terms of time, that's a whole different story. Space shuttles really only go 6 437.376 meters per second, and have to traverse 9,460,730,472,580.8 kms. So traveling 20 light years would take 432613150816725.2 days, or 1185241509086.918 years. Not 20 years.
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Surface tension of water?? Seriously? That was his solution? Man, I'm a scientist too but that's just pushing it for finding excuses to be nerdy.... somebody send them a package of blue tack.
Wow!! Top marks to the astronaut. He really gives 100% in trying to make this sound exciting, riveting and informative. but when all is said and done its just a guy eating some honey and bread, albeit in micro-gravity. You cant polish a turd!!
@becomepostal i have never seen it in cans before. Id imagine its specific to NASA or perhaps they get it from US Army field rations. In Thailand i have seen honey in tubes like toothpaste but never cans.
its hard to grasp the concept there that there is zero gravity, but it all comes together when he lets go of something. instead of falling, it floats there.
@thedarkone2134 surface tension applied to the cohesive strength of a liquid at the surface. This dude is a moron. If they looked at raw qualifications instead of getting military dinguses to go up there, they would find some much better people.
@UnchangeableBird You shouldn't be calling people morons while spewing ignorance. The people that go into space range from scientists and engineers to well-qualified school teachers.
Why in the world would you use cans of anything. The portions end up too big, the weight from the can is way more than needed. Put that in a poly bag and save a few million a year.
Just imagine how liquid on a larger scale might operate on other planets with much lower gravity than ours. The entire concept of oceans would be completely redefined.
It might not be so different as you're thinking. As gravity goes down, escape velocity also goes down, and more and more gaseous substances flee into space rather than remaining a part of the atmosphere. In their absence, atmospheric pressure drops. That lowers the boiling point of water, and if escape velocity is low enough that water vapor can escape into space, there will be no oceans. Certainly, there would be no oceans in a zero-gravity situation.
@lordjesq I understand how the idea doesn't work with zero gravity, but I'm merely considering what it would be like in lower gravity. Even considering a planet that could somehow operate with zero gravity, perhaps the atmosphere could be composed of magnetic gases that keep everything contained. (I'm talking out of my arse here, I just find the whole thought of zero gravity very intriguing.)
@slayerofpigs a zero gravity planet is a contradiction, spin is what causes gravity, the main source of our nine planets orbital spins is of course the sun, what most people don't know is that the sun wobbles as it spins because of the pull from the planets, just like how those olympic guys that spin around with that weight that's attached to a rope and they throw it.
@xxxslayerxxx666 BUT, as the sun literally moves positions it shifts its axis every 360 degrees just as the weight thrower alternates between heel and toe...kids at school are taught that mass is what causes gravity and that is bad because that would mean that our moon would get closer and closer to earth, and so would our satellites, AND the planets would get closer to the sun!
@xxxslayerxxx666 AND the only reason why we don't continually get closer to the sun is because that is not the main source of gravity, the super massive black hole is the main source. NOW HERE IS MY CRAZY THEORY ON BLACK HOLES,what if when we get sucked in all the light is spinning so fast that it collapses under our galaxy in the formation of a whirpool and then at the bottom point it loops back up and starts the spiral again,after all that's what nature does with sea shells,cyclones and so on.
@xxxslayerxxx666 Spin does not cause gravity. That doesn't explain anything. Mass causes gravity; it warps space-time, similar to the way a swimmer warps the water around himself in a pool. As we orbit the sun, our inertia keeps us from crashing into the sun, while the sun's gravity keeps us from being thrown away.
@VanKlaunch spin does play a role in gravity though...if you were to drill a hole straight into the core of the earth and drop a rock in there it will be thrown up in the air once it reaches the core and it will go back down and repeat this over and over again...you're telling me that you've never heard the term "center of gravity"? and if what you say is true, then all particles can have an orbit, what is preventing matter itself going in orbit with other matter?
@xxxslayerxxx666 If you and I were both in intergalactic empty space, as far away from a galaxy's gravity as possible, then you and I could have a binary orbit of each other. Matter gets attracted to the most relatively massive nearby object. The reason we don't stick to each other on Earth is because, well we're on the Earth. How else do you think accretion disks and, eventually, stars formed?
Oh man. You watch him doing those mundane manipulations, getting the wipes, opening a can etc. and it all seems plain because he seems to be standing solidly and upright, but then a can of honey just floats and you realise it's zero-gravity and space.
It never shows him actually eating. So maybe he's just just pretending to eat the honey and the whole "snack in space" thing is a conspiracy. You never know.
So in space, even tiny bond strength can make it sticky like glue I suppose.
NYtassu 2 weeks ago
@DjangoTheHuman then whats tar
Bladedknights 1 month ago
Who the fuck eats crackers and honey?
coenpat 1 month ago
@coenpat A bear who hates white folk?
benebrius 3 weeks ago
@benebrius lol good one
coenpat 3 weeks ago
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if we went with one less stealth bomber per order($1billion a piece) we could do much bigger, more elaborate tests in space. "-less dirty t- shirt", are you kidding me, that's sad. On a Russian module no less! Our total science budget is a joke, and yet the ignorant masses want to cut more from it
saganemc2 2 months ago
cool, I'm doing this next time I'm going to space :D
jdj106 3 months ago
LOL @ when the bread slips out of the chopsticks. You expect it to fall, but it's just floats away. It's like, "Oops, don't want that bread to fly away"
wassup986 3 months ago
@2:12 "and, and, uh, I'm using a chopstick to open up my can" :)=
He's so funny! :D
RJFlashCOM 4 months ago
hahahaha
watch this baked, its awesome, he jus leaves shit floating in front of him haha
eatingjif 4 months ago
who eats honey?
AliAbd4 4 months ago
This must be how jesus eats...awesome!
girlpartz 4 months ago
Make sure you watch out because once you open the honey it squirts and get a napkin so you can wipe xD
SuperNuttyballs 4 months ago
He's so skinny omg. I'm jelly.
IAmSuchANerdLol 4 months ago
@IAmSuchANerdLol what an odd thing to say
mrmkowals2 4 months ago
it looks like dog food
alexseh9 5 months ago
Eating in space seem's so much fun !
iscrapman 5 months ago
now i kno how to eat in space
pickupthePWN 5 months ago
Haha, bees are dying and he's eating formless food in space - go back on Earth, see you soon !
PierreLucSex 6 months ago
hey where my can top go all well............dude you ok......(dude has can top sticking out of his face)......opps!
DarkStatic69 6 months ago
water = adhesive glue :)
SuperMcBrent 6 months ago
so now the real problem is there people that dont have any imagination at all and every thing is scifi to them and then there is the other half that are stock with them ..
because money is not realy a problem . bring food in your travel every body do that when in camping or a trip so yes those problem and the mechanic problem can be resolve but negative people that we cant do a thing about it and if you know your history of the world enougth you know 400 yrs ago there was the same problem
GHOSTTOYS 6 months ago
So you gotta make sure you got a wipe in your hand just in case it squirts ya. very good advice
michio105 6 months ago
Love the YUM YUM YUM
Crazy21Grl 6 months ago
12 people were cut by flying tin-can lids while they were in micro-gravity.
niceoboe 6 months ago
I'm hungry. I wanna try this.
PointCarpetMovies 7 months ago
ok .... they are rocket scientist and are that stupid why a can of honey .. why not smal envelope like the ketchup one at mcdo loll and why the need to dip the little bread in the honey mixt it in your mouth seriously ... anyways they look stupid a can opener and a can in space all the weight loll .. if they are that slow dont ask why we are still stock on planet earth .. anyways they play with food ... they are busy and profesional
GHOSTTOYS 7 months ago
@GHOSTTOYS Probably because the pressure change would cause a tear or something in the small packets due to a phase change. Cans stay sealed much better.
Demoorelizer 7 months ago
@Demoorelizer anyways the point is they spend some science money doing video on those small thing didi you know how much they have spend on the developement a pen that can work in space ... why they did not use a pencil loll anyways they spend our money in those stupid test ...
GHOSTTOYS 7 months ago
@GHOSTTOYS They probably didn't spend much money at all. These people are pretty intelligent and realize how things work in the environment they will be in. They don't just throw money at things like pens and pencils, more like ways to keep people alive in space. But that's a small oversight. If you're pissed about them spending your money, chances are its a fraction of a dollar that eventually went directly to NASA. There's much more to be pissed off here, like why we throw everyone in jail.
Demoorelizer 6 months ago
@Demoorelizer well you need to do your home work mister in the 80's they have spend like 10 000 $ in the development of a pen that can wright up side down ....and yes i am piss because in my life time ill never see space colonisation and you are right saying they spend money on jail for nothing because instead of sending in jail they would send into space to colonise like they did in australia and or many other place .. and plus you dont need a big diploma to come with those idea ..
GHOSTTOYS 6 months ago
@GHOSTTOYS 1. Do your homework too, pencils aren't the ideal solution in space because of the pencil shavings floating about. Therefore a better solution (i.e. pen) had to be found.
2. Snopes debunked the myth that the USA purposefully developed a pen, they didn't contract a company on purpose. Google it.
3. What is the point of space colonisation?
4. Sort your writing out, I cannot understand a lot of what you said.
RectalSpoonNinja 6 months ago
@RectalSpoonNinja ok ok loll the patent pending waas deposite in 1965 but BUT nasa and the rusian space programe bought it after daaaa why dont just buy some of the famous pen and then use it for publicity ....
2 . space colonisation will be the next step in human exploration because one way or another in order to survive we will have to move from earth .. there would be no threat to any human if we would have the technology to just go away in space and loosing times on detail like that .well.
GHOSTTOYS 6 months ago
@GHOSTTOYS 1. I can't understand this point.
2. Yes, in science fiction. Truth is, it takes a lot of money / resources to get food into space, and unless we find a way to synthesise food from stuff we find in space, I don't think space colonisation is a very feasible solution.
RectalSpoonNinja 6 months ago
@RectalSpoonNinja as water and air and a radiation shield ... you know the funny fact about exploration there is always some one to say thats impossible ... and as in scifi people come up with solution to every thing .. the only problem with food that i know its the microgravity that stop plant to grow and animals go crazy but still a spatioport is a solution loll or you never saw the movie 2001 how they create artificial gravity anyways those are also fact not only fiction
GHOSTTOYS 6 months ago
@GHOSTTOYS Yes, they can create artificial gravity (I know about methods used, don't need to see a film to know how they create it). We may well land on Mars in the next few decades, but we still need to send rockets loaded with water into space to supply the plants with as we haven't found a suitable source of water in space yet, other than recycling urine / astronaut's breath. The reason it's called sci-fi is because it's not real. And since the oil's running out, we'd better find a way fast.
RectalSpoonNinja 6 months ago
Screw chopsticks! i wuld just swim in air and eat my food there!
mamamario64ds 8 months ago
he's probably so used to living in microgravity.
when he comes back to earth he'll be like "hmm I'll just let this glass bottle float while i just get myself a straw... AHH SHIT!"
Quarker99 8 months ago 20
NASA cant even afford a freaking hd handheld camera? wow.
sharpt00th 8 months ago
Is an astronaught's mind not just absolotely wrecked when he returns to gravity after some time in space?
theufomusic 8 months ago
thats so hollywood, none of that is real, plane flights arent even real, its just a screen
hurryupche 9 months ago
In space even eating requires extensive training.
kapsi 9 months ago 3
I love how he's so used to things floating patiently as he does other tasks. "i'll just let this can float here while i clean my can opener."
shawnhoffman 9 months ago 15
@shawnhoffman Is he supposed to put it down? Because thats kinda impossible.
DuhyatheSecond 3 weeks ago
lol, "yum yum yum" ... no matter how intelligent you are... you can still be a total dork :P mind you it's hard to flame someone who's in space... I mean, come on... make fun of him all you want, you're nothing compared to him! :D
MasterHypnose 9 months ago 3
1:33 That's what she said
jaffey2006 9 months ago
why having cans that need a can opener? No tubes... or at least cans that can open with finger like many cars are now-a-days.
unbreakable2008 10 months ago
@unbreakable2008
- they need to last a long time too, tubes wouldn't keep them fresh long enough... mind you it's honey in the video... perhaps it just stays together better during the trip there... a lot of G-Force might ruin a tube, but not a can.
MasterHypnose 9 months ago
actually the most interesting thing was when he used a tiny bit of water to stick the can on the table..
babelfsh66 10 months ago 2
Neat
yannobos 10 months ago
im craving some bread n crackers wid honey in zery gravity
DuppzM 10 months ago
mostly photoshopped
BrookstonHoliday 10 months ago
@BrookstonHoliday failtroll is fail
fcguy7 10 months ago
@fcguy7 lol, troll, really?
BrookstonHoliday 10 months ago
I hate that I was lied to as a child. I really wanna be an astronaut.
GakkiSai 11 months ago
Barbiebread ay Zero-G!!! I got high to this and LOVED it. Yum Yum Yum! This is a great snack!
SkunkLittle 11 months ago
I got high to this and LOVED it. Yum Yum Yum!
SkunkLittle 11 months ago
He'd better watch out for space bears...
s3a1l5 11 months ago 2
after that meal i can see all of the crumbs floating around and then suddenly fall to the ground when they re-enter the earth's gravity
oomshnah1 11 months ago
at least he doesnt have to worry if he drops the bread
Justin4958 11 months ago 2
honey comes in cans?
Justin4958 11 months ago
Unless it decides to squirt ya
dsarehere 11 months ago 2
I wonder if the Ar.Drone would work in microgravity.
320005397 1 year ago
/watch?v=pUP5ESAoIqQ here you'll find my microgravity homemade room..enjoy!
becurbilyg 1 year ago
I can't wait for the 1st orbiting restaurant yeah.
tatunkha 1 year ago
Aw honey, your fingers are sticky
Awesomestification 1 year ago
*lifts bread from honey*
*drops bread*
"OH NO! SOMONE CATCH IT!"
Scatertom1 1 year ago
You might want to have a towel in your hand incase it decides to squirt ya.
ImmortalReaver 1 year ago
He sounds like a 6th grader who just learned about this stuff, makes me wonder why he is up there...
Hockeylead 1 year ago
i bet these guys come back to earth and leave forks, spoons etc... lol
celticlad2006 1 year ago
Hawney
DarkLink13245 1 year ago
I bet cutting edge squeezable pack technology is still classified in area 51 and NASA can not use it.... :)
graphattic 1 year ago
what about opening a bag of doritos?
angelsnk28 1 year ago 2
Awesome. We send this guy to space on tax-payers' bill, and he shows us how much time he wastes on a snack break.
I haven't applied for summer space camp, but I just came up with an astro-snack that's not only easy to prepare, but might also save NASA's federal funding for actual "viable" research for all mankind:
Step 1: Open Snickers wrapper.
Step 2: Press 50mg of Adderall CR capsule into bottom of Snickers, as so to conceal it within the candy bar.
Step 3: Give to nerd. Point to watch.
MyFoodsRtouching 1 year ago
@MyFoodsRtouching
Heaven forbid those astronauts get nutrition...
mblack1991 1 year ago
@mblack1991 I suppose I'm just angry that freeze-dried ice cream sandwiches cost so much.
EWWWW! I HATE THOSE ASTRONAUTS!
MyFoodsRtouching 1 year ago
So awsome!
theburnboss 1 year ago
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mrbonaparte 1 year ago 2
@mrbonaparte How does that work?
endroo93 1 year ago
Barbie Bread?? Come on those are Bite Size Snickers and you know it! lol
mimibrat89 1 year ago
and again" Yum Yum Yum" lol =)
sindude300 1 year ago 50
Why are there cans in space? have they not heard of packets?
Derelictos 1 year ago
Thanks so much for putting those vids online, it's so exciting omg!!
DenGodfather 1 year ago
One light-year is equal to:
exactly 9,460,730,472,580.8 km (about 9.5 Pm)
about 5,878,625,373,183.608 miles (about 6 trillion miles)
about 63,241.1 astronomical units
about 0.306601 parsecs
exactly 31,557,600 light-seconds
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YUM YUM YUM
XSandCreeperX 1 year ago
i would definitely wear a 1000lb knight suit in zero gravity
ttran07 1 year ago
A honey disaster there would have been far more entertaining.
spymak7 1 year ago
Yeah! Reach into that pack of crappers!
UltralightDreamer 1 year ago
are you guys cosmonaughts?
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hahaha yum yum yum you can have a snack!
allnet135 1 year ago
3:44 Damn man he got skills, one of those things was floating away and he grabbed it with the chopsticks
Slashdeath97 1 year ago
FACT-you might wanna be careful IF your going to space, staying there too long will lose control of your muscle. Might take years of gaining control of it!
xXMaJORsONXx100 1 year ago
@xXMaJORsONXx100 No WAY!!! thanks for the valuable insight, no doubt based on decades of personal experience with the hardships of space travel. Can you enlighten us about the problems experienced after traveling at light speed for extended periods?
mbenas 1 year ago
@mbenas 1.) traveling FASTER than the speed of light may cause time to go backwards a few seconds 2.) traveling the speed of light for at least 150 light years and back which is 300 years, all your friends and family will be dead and your in the year 2310!
xXMaJORsONXx100 1 year ago
@xXMaJORsONXx100 Holy shit man you must be a genius. So traveling a distance of 300 light years, at light speed, would take 300 years? That's unbelievable!! Can you give me your calculations for this? I've been meaning to learn advanced astrophysics and quantum mechanics for some time now and it seems like all that stuff must be a piece of cake for you...
mbenas 1 year ago
@mbenas 1 light years = 1 year
xXMaJORsONXx100 1 year ago
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@xXMaJORsONXx100
"1 light years = 1 year"
only if you are travelling at the speed of light :)
theonethatthinks 1 year ago
@mbenas actually traveling 20 light years will take as long as 20 years on earth but aging will have no effect on you when traveling light speed
xXMaJORsONXx100 1 year ago
@xXMaJORsONXx100 Light years are generally used as a term of distance rather than time, seeing as how any sort of 'year' when based off of Earth's system will equal the same amount, that calculation is redundant. If you're comparing it in terms of time, that's a whole different story. Space shuttles really only go 6 437.376 meters per second, and have to traverse 9,460,730,472,580.8 kms. So traveling 20 light years would take 432613150816725.2 days, or 1185241509086.918 years. Not 20 years.
youFAILatLIFExD 1 year ago
dang- brilliant
hiroshir 1 year ago
i want some bread and honey.
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baccaratbargaineq 1 year ago
what what presents here?
easternmafia 1 year ago
@pooptrooplala in war too but this looks useful for humanity :)
kaiuwe1 1 year ago
The one place where you can throw spaghetti at the ceiling and it's guaranteed to stick
cartilige 1 year ago
that would be so fun...
oXFalconXo 1 year ago
bag of pee? O.o
scratcherneale 1 year ago
treats in bee fall.
onionmon 1 year ago
stupid
just use a squeezable bottle...
MrTomMasterVideos 1 year ago
god forbid nasa forgot to pack the can opener
DeathBringer9000 1 year ago 67
@DeathBringer9000
if nasa forgets to pack the can opener they'll have to go and ask their Russian neighbors.
The cans are after all Russian rations - NASA seems to pack it's food in plastic-bags.
Suyamu 1 year ago
@DeathBringer9000 actually they only eat freeze dried food so they'd die if they didn't they actually pack about 5 of them
VulgarityDivine 1 year ago
@DeathBringer9000 probably a $10,000 government "hi-tech" can opener
rshurack 1 year ago
@DeathBringer9000 then he could just use the scissors
tekatowave312 7 months ago
wipe your ass space man. can-o-honey because honey in a little pouch like you can get on earth would be just to practical.
datzfast 1 year ago
you hot any vids what elastic behaves like in space?
armiger044 1 year ago
Surface tension of water?? Seriously? That was his solution? Man, I'm a scientist too but that's just pushing it for finding excuses to be nerdy.... somebody send them a package of blue tack.
jzero4813 1 year ago
Wow!! Top marks to the astronaut. He really gives 100% in trying to make this sound exciting, riveting and informative. but when all is said and done its just a guy eating some honey and bread, albeit in micro-gravity. You cant polish a turd!!
carterupm 1 year ago
Since when did honey came in cans ? Is this specific to the astronaut ? Or typically american ? Or what ?
becomepostal 1 year ago
@becomepostal i have never seen it in cans before. Id imagine its specific to NASA or perhaps they get it from US Army field rations. In Thailand i have seen honey in tubes like toothpaste but never cans.
carterupm 1 year ago
Oh my goodness, using water surface tension to hold the can to the table is really, really cool.
fdssg 1 year ago
that's something really cool about space
felixuokk 1 year ago
Ooh floating honey :D
xanyleon 1 year ago
very cool
naraku127 1 year ago
its hard to grasp the concept there that there is zero gravity, but it all comes together when he lets go of something. instead of falling, it floats there.
its amazing what ingenuity can cook up.
rioross 1 year ago
@rioross Uh...ingenuity? You mean physics.
dpcnull 1 year ago
@dpcnull no, ingenuity.
the Velcro and the holding strap, and then how he uses the water to hold the can. and how he figured that chop stick work the best.
rioross 1 year ago
I wanna be in 0 gravity.
Mikzoy 1 year ago
space food sucks huh?
wogfun 1 year ago
It isn't surface tension, it's adhesion and cohesion. This dude is a moron.
UnchangeableBird 1 year ago
@UnchangeableBird Yet he's the one on the ISS....humm.
thedarkone2134 1 year ago
@thedarkone2134 surface tension applied to the cohesive strength of a liquid at the surface. This dude is a moron. If they looked at raw qualifications instead of getting military dinguses to go up there, they would find some much better people.
UnchangeableBird 1 year ago
@UnchangeableBird You shouldn't be calling people morons while spewing ignorance. The people that go into space range from scientists and engineers to well-qualified school teachers.
C0rvus 1 year ago
just wondering
you know it is cool that youre telling us ways
we can eat in space and stuff
but i dont think any of us are gonna get there any time soon =\
isuka66 1 year ago
I wanna live there.
slipperywhenwet5 1 year ago
YUM YUM YUM you can have a snack!
wtftizmasta11 1 year ago
how can you eat those loaves of bread without getting hungry later?
plushieboy1234 1 year ago
haha yum yum yum lol
gtheferrett 1 year ago
yum yum yum you can have a snack!
throsturth 1 year ago
This seems like a waste of time.
Thatsthebadger1 1 year ago
3:43 NINJA!!!!! lol
DarknessRising56 1 year ago
WOW, water is important. XD
BadCompany2Extreme 1 year ago
It's a shame that later on this guys gonna have to do a shit in zero gravity. That's got to suck worse than honey on crackers.
SirCrapsAlotTheThird 1 year ago
yay 6 min for a snack. 20 for a meal. waste more time up there please
timar03 1 year ago
@timar03 well they have to fucking eat, you fucking twat
BadCompany2Extreme 1 year ago
If only there was a squeezable plastic dispenser for honey. Shaped like a bear.
cluebcke 1 year ago 79
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slayerofpigs 1 year ago
@cluebcke That would be practical.
RADIOACTIVEBUNY 1 year ago
@cluebcke I know right? what a great idea!
hiroshir 1 year ago
@cluebcke Russians dont know how to make a squeezable bottle ))
SVTIII 1 year ago
@cluebcke I actually lost it when I read this... sooooo funny, I even signed in just so I could rate it up, and type this message.
LieutenantLimey 1 year ago
Why in the world would you use cans of anything. The portions end up too big, the weight from the can is way more than needed. Put that in a poly bag and save a few million a year.
FairMindedWatcher 1 year ago
millions of years of evolution has led us to playing with barbie loaves in space
poochengeez 1 year ago
Just imagine how liquid on a larger scale might operate on other planets with much lower gravity than ours. The entire concept of oceans would be completely redefined.
slayerofpigs 1 year ago
@slayerofpigs
It might not be so different as you're thinking. As gravity goes down, escape velocity also goes down, and more and more gaseous substances flee into space rather than remaining a part of the atmosphere. In their absence, atmospheric pressure drops. That lowers the boiling point of water, and if escape velocity is low enough that water vapor can escape into space, there will be no oceans. Certainly, there would be no oceans in a zero-gravity situation.
lordjesq 1 year ago
@lordjesq I understand how the idea doesn't work with zero gravity, but I'm merely considering what it would be like in lower gravity. Even considering a planet that could somehow operate with zero gravity, perhaps the atmosphere could be composed of magnetic gases that keep everything contained. (I'm talking out of my arse here, I just find the whole thought of zero gravity very intriguing.)
slayerofpigs 1 year ago
@slayerofpigs a zero gravity planet is a contradiction, spin is what causes gravity, the main source of our nine planets orbital spins is of course the sun, what most people don't know is that the sun wobbles as it spins because of the pull from the planets, just like how those olympic guys that spin around with that weight that's attached to a rope and they throw it.
xxxslayerxxx666 1 year ago
@xxxslayerxxx666 BUT, as the sun literally moves positions it shifts its axis every 360 degrees just as the weight thrower alternates between heel and toe...kids at school are taught that mass is what causes gravity and that is bad because that would mean that our moon would get closer and closer to earth, and so would our satellites, AND the planets would get closer to the sun!
xxxslayerxxx666 1 year ago
@xxxslayerxxx666 AND the only reason why we don't continually get closer to the sun is because that is not the main source of gravity, the super massive black hole is the main source. NOW HERE IS MY CRAZY THEORY ON BLACK HOLES,what if when we get sucked in all the light is spinning so fast that it collapses under our galaxy in the formation of a whirpool and then at the bottom point it loops back up and starts the spiral again,after all that's what nature does with sea shells,cyclones and so on.
xxxslayerxxx666 1 year ago
@xxxslayerxxx666 Spin does not cause gravity. That doesn't explain anything. Mass causes gravity; it warps space-time, similar to the way a swimmer warps the water around himself in a pool. As we orbit the sun, our inertia keeps us from crashing into the sun, while the sun's gravity keeps us from being thrown away.
VanKlaunch 1 year ago
@VanKlaunch spin does play a role in gravity though...if you were to drill a hole straight into the core of the earth and drop a rock in there it will be thrown up in the air once it reaches the core and it will go back down and repeat this over and over again...you're telling me that you've never heard the term "center of gravity"? and if what you say is true, then all particles can have an orbit, what is preventing matter itself going in orbit with other matter?
xxxslayerxxx666 1 year ago
@xxxslayerxxx666 If you and I were both in intergalactic empty space, as far away from a galaxy's gravity as possible, then you and I could have a binary orbit of each other. Matter gets attracted to the most relatively massive nearby object. The reason we don't stick to each other on Earth is because, well we're on the Earth. How else do you think accretion disks and, eventually, stars formed?
VanKlaunch 1 year ago
damn, life in space is kinda ghetto.
naruhina0827 1 year ago
I want Barbie bread.
WylieWatson 1 year ago
Oh man. You watch him doing those mundane manipulations, getting the wipes, opening a can etc. and it all seems plain because he seems to be standing solidly and upright, but then a can of honey just floats and you realise it's zero-gravity and space.
ClockCommunist 1 year ago
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3:40 "Yum yum yum! you can have a snack!"
viscountalpha 1 year ago
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viscountalpha 1 year ago
i love how when another cracker starts to creep out
KAPOW!
get back in there!
seriously though. honey and crackers? you can keep your damn space.
scotty12347 1 year ago
Everything looks good in space.
iamnotvaio 1 year ago
It never shows him actually eating. So maybe he's just just pretending to eat the honey and the whole "snack in space" thing is a conspiracy. You never know.
dwilmer7 1 year ago
I want to be launched into space to experience that zero-G feeling. I would do flips till I throw up.
vandread3555 1 year ago
Yum Yum Yum!!
DrNial 1 year ago
HAHA they drink piss there
alekk1kill1 1 year ago
@alekk1kill1 yeah well you drink piss here. fucking faggot
hogsauce36 1 year ago
4:18
jcgamer107 1 year ago
Billions of dollars spent to send them into space......and they have a S***y camera
Matticus343 1 year ago
@Matticus343 lol,they didn't have good cameras back then,this is probly like 2001?
ronaldli5 1 year ago
@ronaldli5 I just wanted to see micro gravity honey in high def.
Matticus343 1 year ago
@Matticus343 lol.
ronaldli5 1 year ago
y don't they just use magnets to stick their cans and stuff to