Funniest grunt line ever, HALO 2

[legogage100]

Jackle:I slept with your sister

Grunt:witch one

[legogage100]

Jackle:i slept with your sister

Grunt:stupid jackle

[ELITENAGAX25]

@GCDarknessfall Ikr that was hilarious XD

[ELITENAGAX25]

@MajinVegetaSuper It's a needler dumbass -_-

[DockingBlade]

What is the first one

[IIFaulliex]

@MajinVegetaSuper have you ever played halo 2 campaign?

[gunzgunzgunz352XBL]

press 4 i slept with your sister PEW PEW

[SebasMartinez100]

Lol

[TheAttacker732]

That's hilarious!!!

[ClaretsterTV]

jackal: i slept with your sister, and didnt say thanks

grunt: argh stupid jackal! say thankyou!



[unknowngamer2010]

i heard the slept w ur sister. Stupid jackal hahahahaaha!

[TheFlamingBuritto]

arbotor our savior...stupid jacklez

[TWEDman]

wtf that wasnt funny at all that grunt

[UnIuckyChucky]

press 4

[ArchNemisis1337]

Love the sound. Oh wait, THERE ISINT ANY!! if you are going to post a vid, turn on the audio. Its kind of important

[UnIuckyChucky]

@ArchNemisis1337 uh theres volume i can hear the jackal saying i slept with your sister

[poisen06]

I think the better line is when they're like "THEY'RE EVERYWHERE" in halo one.

Just saying.

[MajinVegetaSuper]

This is a mod it said hold x to take a allyes spiker

[SMGstriings]

@MajinVegetaSuper lol. It's a needler.........

[SonicSpeedy862]

I know not many families comes with HD camera and HD TV but this will do.

[jericho01279]

Arbiter our saviour

[viddudes99]

how did u get two plasma rifles?

[ChrisPWilliams]

@viddudes99 This is Halo 2, you just pick 'em up.

[viddudes99]

@ChrisPWilliams do they have them in reach?

[manMAFBoo]

@viddudes99 no this was the good halo days

[minatouzumaki105]

@viddudes99 this is when we had dual-wield bungie took away that experience in reach

[ChrisPWilliams]

@viddudes99 I don't know, I never bought a 360 (it's a terrible console). In Halo 2 you just picked up one plasma rifle as usual, and then you hold down X to pick up another one if you see it. A quick Google tells me that dual wielding was only in Halo 2 and Halo 3, not in ODST or Reach.

[max0678]

@viddudes99 its called dual wielding. you could do that in halo 2 and 3

[TheHaloking31]

on halo anniversary i was playing a night level and i walked past a group of grunts but they didnt notice me and then one said "i can smell one of them"

XD

[GCDarknessfall]

does anyone else here the jackal say "I slept with your sister" at around 0:17

[TheProfessional317]

@GCDarknessfall yes I did...

[MarksmanIndustries]

@GCDarknessfall me too

[SeraphCannon117]

@GCDarknessfall Holy crap, i didnt notice....yes i did....creeepy?

[MrHaloreachfan123]

@GCDarknessfall

i did

[sparky5900]

@GCDarknessfall thats why he said'stupid jackel say thank you":D

[supermonkey805XD]

@GCDarknessfall the grunt my what

[kyleketchumable]

@GCDarknessfall I can hear that but i can also hear him say "I got dicks to suck"

[MegaGoodboy101]

@GCDarknessfall yep he did

[Shuttler025]

@GCDarknessfall LOL. he slept with who's sister? hte grunts or the arbiter? thumbs up 4 grunts,thumbs down 4 arbiter.

[xgame47]

@GCDarknessfall OMG it does

[72halospartan]

@GCDarknessfall yea

[tresjune]

@GCDarknessfall u r right!!!



[amnesialover13]

@GCDarknessfall that was the scariest thing ever

[jakamoe1]

@GCDarknessfall Hahahah I heard it to!

[BlueFlash94]

@GCDarknessfall lol still up there

[littledemonangel16]

@GCDarknessfall lol I heard it too. That's funny. XD

[Thelastairbender06]

arbitar aree saveiar

[PuppyP00Pie]

any 1 recognise the grunts voice from somewere?

[purehaloman8334]

@PuppyP00Pie from the ending of halo 3

[xalener]

@PuppyP00Pie

every other halo game.

[AZqsc753]

que chido

[Thundra608]

lol Arbiter our SAVER!!!!! STUPID JACKELS SAY THANK YOU!!!

[skullz4575]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahaha

[SpartanXan117]

0:17

Jackle: "I slept with your sister"

LAWL

~.~

[Meg2695]

@SpartanXan117 OMG LMAO!!!! :L

[crudenightmare]

@SpartanXan117 i heard it XD

[dracomalfboy101]

@SpartanXan117 lololol



[spleeable]

Rofl lmao lol

[MinecraftianFreak62]

im up to the mission after this when there are floods EVERYWHERE!

[sonic1292]

in halo 2 you can play as a grunt? 

[MinecraftianFreak62]

@sonic1292 you cant play as a grunt. you can play as a elite named the arbiter though.

[whatthevidsaid]

Whidy whitewall?! TOGETHER WE KILL ALL! Stupid jackal say thank you!

[halosinful]

"TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL" says the grunt

"I no you ain't talking about my mama" says the jackle

RUN AWAY!!! says grunt

i would write more but not enough space...:(

don't judge me -_-

[CPSWAT]

lol funny jackol slept with your sister :D

[MrAchmedtheterroist]

0:17 The jackal says i slept with your sister,lol

[TheMultiEnabled]

Is the potato you recorded this with still fresh?

[1lemmen1fan26]

@TheMultiEnabled is the idea for the your comment not made by you?

[95budboy]

@TheMultiEnabled you cant record with any kind of fruit or vegetable nore can you record with appliances, shut up man a potatoe really? we all know that a vidoe camera can not record on telvison very well so shut the fuck up and just because you have a capture card(maybe) dont mean you can go bagging on others vidoes

[TheMultiEnabled]

@95budboy *Initiating EDI voice*

That was a joke Shepard.

[MrBlackknight64]

@95budboy its a joke. it means the video has bad quality. seriously,TheMultiEnabled isnt stupid. he knows its a joke. A JOKE.

[95budboy]

@MrBlackknight64 yeah but that joke is extremely old and underminded, but at least you make some awesome halo reach inventions :/

[MrBlackknight64]

@95budboy i still like a joke like that.

[il100374]

@TheMultiEnabled HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[EarthshiftF2]

Arbiter! our saviour !

[MrBadazz56]

wtff!!! i slept with yur sister?!?!?!

[FreindFinder50]

ive never played halo 2 plz tell me why u are working with the covent/grunts

[halofan2525]

@FreindFinder50 in this recording he was playing as the ariter, in halo 2 you half to play as 'arbie for about 45% of the game to pass

[thespecopgrunt]

i miss halo 1 and 2 grunts cause they were cute halo 3 ruined grunt style but the dialog is still funny

[surfer605]

LOL



[sampalmer10]

lol "i slept with your sister" "my one!"

[1minecaster1]

your hy hero........(stupid jackle say thankyou).

[SWATTrooper514]

I HEARD IT lol tpid jackel say thank you XD

[unleashedwerewolf9]

lol i slept with yuor sister

lol stupid jackal say thank you!

[MindFreakk1000]

Its wierd how nobody notices duel guns =3

[caboose4297]

@MindFreakk1000 back in halo2 that was able to do i did it with a plasma pistol and a SMG

[DreccoDen]

@MindFreakk1000 It's Halo 2, the only Halo game to have duel wielding =3

[xrayluxray]

@DreccoDen and halo 3

[DreccoDen]

@xrayluxray Just goes to show how memorable Halo 3 was =P

[MasterCh33fGMV]

stupid



[dsalimander]

"stupid jackals, say thank you."

[yoshikiller1]

Stupid jackal

[myson45]

IWHBYD?

[funkyman909]

@WaffleMan543 grunts dont talk in reach

[SightlyAbyss]

@funkyman909 yea they do, they say, Honk honk BLARG!

[THLEGO]

I once heard a grunt say, "this one's for yo' mamma!"

[Frikkengreat78]

Oh my gosh! 0:17 "I slept with you're sister"!

[abdrone]

I heard a whisper of your nerd breathing at the end.

"Ugggguhhhhh..."

[ethanizabunny]

racist aliens

[deltron2033]

you stupid jackal...say thank you!

[watodo1]

@localSickened  u are right i heard it to

[localSickened]

am i the only one who heard the jackal say "i slepted with your sister" at around 0:17

[MultiJakedaman]

@localSickened ya me too

[ImAGrateSpellr]

@localSickened slepted? hurr

[Lordsteven125]

@localSickened lol no i heard it to but it was at 0:19 not 0:17

[thepiebroadcast1]

i heard it too!

[GCDarknessfall]

@localSickened lol ur right!

[zaxbyknight]

@localSickened lmfao, nope

[MegaDgomex]

@localSickened i herd it!!

[zaneflarper]

@localSickened i totaly heard that wtf?

[kevinlee41300]

@localSickened WTF! lol?

[meep123ish]

i heard lmao

[THETF141GHOST]

@localSickened i heard it

[ionizdgrunt2]

@localSickened lol :P

[darthvaderluigi]

@localSickened nope it was funny when the grunt said nice like he was replying to the jackal lol

[ROBLOXdenty315]

@localSickened

Nope. ahahah.

[TheWaldo7422]

@localSickened LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[khmerkids101]

@localSickened jackal?

[hillebrandt8]

@localSickened no i heard it to



[TheHurricanecalhoon]

@localSickened i heard it too creepy huh

[Shlidd]

@localSickened i did!

[DeathScytheBR]

@localSickened It's a grunt

[hfhfloodable]

@localSickened i herd it to !

[LifeIsBelivible]

@localSickened Lol

[supercoolmario123]

@localSickened oh holy cow we just got burned!!!!!!!!

[TheWeid0Group]

@localSickened ha ha ha ha ha i didnt notice that when i watched it. that makes this video worth watching now.

[madgileman]

@localSickened it does sound like that

[divineoblivionguy]

lol

[Soldierofdoom444]

I MISS DUEL WIELD!!

D:

[bman47421]

@Soldierofdoom444 then just buy halo 2 or 3 and play. they have duel-wield

[S117TheMasterChief]

LOL

[crzysk8r2010]

I was playin reach when i got a double kill on firefigt. an elite came from nowhere and said:

THIS IS HORSE and said shit as he kicked me so he said THIS IS HORSE SHIT

[bonecoxwain]

The funneyst is " I just pissed my pants" on halo 1

[cheapmovies9P]

ODST Firefight

"I think I can stick em"

Blue explosion behind a pillar moments later

[MrMchief117]

one time on the level were you first become the arbiter i was going down an elavator and a grunt turned invisible and said "im invisible!" really loud

[328201amias]

what did it say

[profoundjed]

"please enjoy my BRIGHT BLUE BALLS!!!" *suicide bombing grunt*

[KRamEr7318]

i was playing halo 3 with iwhbyd skull on and one of the brutes said, "we dont accept master card".

[timthehillybilly]

it didnt get rid of talking grunts.... -_-

[deltahalo241]

things to do 1. get a fuel rod gun or whatever 2. swap weapons with your grunt allies on one of the arbiters missions!

[l4dl4dl4d]

it sucks they dont talk in Halo Reach :(

[jeppewie1206]

@l4dl4dl4d they DO.

[definitionofunstable]

god this sucks

[DrSkittle4891]

i remember in halo one i was hiding and i heard one say. "man those new trashcans are nice. to bad we don't get to use them"

[bluce32]

once in halo3 a grunt said i didnt sign up for this before i ran him over with my warthog

[RoFlz941]

did he whisper hail vegetaa?

[gamingmaniack742]

Stupid jackal, say thank-you!

[MrFletch07]

I always get pissed when they died i would always restart and protect them!!! :)

[AntonyJosephM]

@MrFletch07 Lol I would do that with marines if someone I was playing with killed them.

[MrFletch07]

@AntonyJosephM Yep but grunts are so much more special then halo 3 came out and wanted to fucking blow you away!!!!!

[AntonyJosephM]

@MrFletch07 Yeah good times.

[MrFletch07]

@AntonyJosephM Miss em but now i have a ps3 so no more halo ONLY COD

[AntonyJosephM]

@MrFletch07 D:

[MrFletch07]

@AntonyJosephM Yah i know i wish they would make it for ps3 but they wont!

[username8892]

@MrFletch07 thats messed up

[RepaleoN]

how awesome was this playing with allied grunts..

[AntonyJosephM]

@RepaleoN I remember the days, I might just play some Halo 2 for nostalgia :D

[patrickguyum]

A grunt said fuck you to me

[Guaseth]

@patrickguyum on the latinoamerican version of halo 3 a grunt told me:

"Jueputa, este maldito nos va a joder!!"

Shit, this moderfucker is going to fuck us!!

[succulentGOPHER]

Whenever I played this level I would always try to save all the grunts, but then the flood would always kill them. ;(

[junfaa]

@succulentGOPHER lol me too i got a jackal to the flood part and gave it a battle rifle that it held with one hand

[NELSON173]

@succulentGOPHER me 2!!! they work up a big grunty thirst~!

[kimgoodwin1]

@succulentGOPHER Haha Same here. Man I thought I was the only one.

[droidcaptain]

halo 2 grunts i admit looked pretty good or cute why but then halo 3 ruined grunts and then i never liked grunts again its really sad lol

[jakstrieder]

thumbs down for the shitty quality of the vid man. don't put up sloppy work.

[cassidierose]

Arbator our savor stupid jackal

[lexykilla12]

stupid jackle say thxs



[Crystalmonanimation]

Did that Grunt say "Arbiter our Savior?" or am i hearing things.anyway...Grunts Sound so cute! X33

[1ZeroTwo64]

That is why I'm always chasing them without shooting while there is only one left when I'm Master Chief alone. They are SOOOO cute in H2 <3

[haterxslush117]

everytime i can i save the grunts when there on my team but when marines r on my team i leave them behind

[GamingDragonVideos]

I cornered a grunt once and it shouted "I surrender!" it was class, I still killed him though

[MrLopez508]

they should make grunts go against the covvenant and join the spartans but they rule there own sectors and army, all hail the UNITED STATES OF GRUNTS HOO RAH