Eddie Izzard - Alcatraz

[MartianBuddy88]

No more drugs for you, mate, you can't afford any until tuesday!

[MrBuch169169]

How tight can chains be pulled?! For GOD'S sake, man!

[larrypotato]

The woman in red here is in for STEALING HUB CAPS

[itssandraa]

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

[stefy71]

down down down ...towards ...ALCATRRRRAAAAZZ



[OhWorldOfWonder]

I love how he just ends his sentences with 'Al-ca-traaaazzzzzzz'!XDDD

[DethFan1]

The FBI woman takes a closeup photo of somebody's......kneecaps.

[orochiamarufan123]

Lmao

[EdwardBlackful]

FBI agent looks on as a woman stares... IN TERROR.

[12321avocado12321]

Quote from the video

[mistysilence2]

ahhhh Eddie Izzard....he should narrate ALL informational videos.

[kiwimci]

Everyone here is in for a big old crime. The woman in red here, she's in... for stealing hubcaps! What a hellish crime!

[spikyfairy]

The FBI agent takes a close-up photograph of somebody's kneecaps...

[theoriginalbensteele]

Freddie and Jeff Stinger are here, famous bank robbers...brought to Alcatraz at the ennnnd of their liiives...

[sexyybabe34]

''The Guard Signals Again, For Gods Sake Alcatraz, Prisoners. Prisoners Comming,

Com-ing-Now. Pris-Pris-Prisoners, Prisoners, Com-Coming, Coming. Pris-Pris....................P­ris...''

LMFAO

[deathwombat1]

ALKATRAAAAAZ!!!!!

[HatanoD]

"People holding onto bananas" !!!

[storm610]

"How tight can chains be pulled, my god man. Alcatraz" lol

[Baronofevil]

This woman will never see her family again. No, they've been sent somewhere.

[rockyNKC]

@Baronofevil  But where?

[NecroNikolai13]

Ducks! Cows! Cows who... look weird.

[TerebinMere]

OMG this is so funny.

[Shatallion]

I can't hear the word Alcatraz without busting up laughing now. ALCATRAAAAAAZ.

[MrsRupertGrint23]

"There's a thing in the back that looks like a monster but no... It's Alkatraaaaz..."

Laughed my ass off xDD

[Rozhestvensky]

Thanks For The Comment, Mrs Rupert Grint 23

[rexana]

People holding on to bananas... as more drugs money is exchanged for favours... and drugs, mainly.

The FBI woman takes a close up photo... of somebody's KNEECAPS.

How tight can chains be pulled?! For God's sake man! AL-CA-TRAAAZ. xDD

[featherofoside]

Eddie Izzard is 1 of the Smartist Comedians!

Just so funny. Intellegent Educated.

[tenxxrose]

Love this guy! Going to see him next month, cannot wait!! Do not understand why my mother and sister don't find him funny!!

[JulesReed516]

but no... it's alcatraz.

[faetofagitosou]

ALCATRAZZZZZZZZZ.........hahah­ahahhaahhahaha

[VulpeRenard]

Golden Gate Bridge!

[MCBRRRRSN]

It's got a thing in the back that looks like a monster...

[BillyJo1992]

for Gods sakes Alcatraz

[Blindshooting]

"Alcatrazzz...."

[GoldfenixYoshi]

ha the Romans came here! Totally different continent

[rockyNKC]

if i ever go to san francisco im going to go to alcatraz just because of this. Everyone is going to hate me on the way. lol

[cinemetal1]

"How tight can chains be pulled?  For God's sake, man!"

[juddstarkiller]

prisoners. prisoners coming. com-ing-now. pris-prisoners com-pris-prisoners.

[SilentHillRedemption]

Criminals who are more criminal than you could ever guess

[Bonaboms]

"As more drugs-money is exchanged for favors... and drugs maybe!?" XD

[xXReplicantXx]

'Al-cuh-trazz in the sun its almost pretty-it's got a lighthouse..it's a got a big thing in the back that looks like monster but nooo...it's alcuhtraaazz'. Wow i didn't stop luaghing for like 20 minutes

[xXReplicantXx]

lmfaaaao ha ha 'once a native American paradise where.....people worshipped the gods of thier native Americans'

[wulfae]

You have got to be kidding me. There was an ad for Rice-a-roni (the san-fansico treat! ding ding!) on the back of that streetcar.

Do they even have ads for that anymore? My mother always sang that when we ate it.

[oceanablue90]

this is so wonderful... the last time I was in San Fran, my friend and I kept texting eachother, "al-cuh-trahzzzz"

[Adventurestud]

Wise words from Freddie Dingo!

[AngusYoung16T]

To make sure no one's sneaked inside and sellotaped themselves to the ceiling...OR HIDDEN UNDERNEATH DISGUISED AS A WHEEL!

[AngusYoung16T]

Hello everyone. Just fyi, I'm the guy that the "man in the back" is talking to. It's Tuesday, and I've STILL not received my drugs! lol

[SeLlamanGorillaz]

Yay! I got 30000th view!

[guspor]

I love the upbeat message at the end "this show is brought to you by the prisoners of Alcatraz"

[Magdaleina]

I love this so much.

[lime324]

huahahahahah!!

[Jansson33]

hahahaha!! this is so awesome =D

you gotta love eddie =)

[conniebobonni]

"and the man in the back says 'no, no more drugs for you,mate. you cant afford any till tuesday'. yes, drugs are rife."

i just bought D2K, im sooo happy

[AbbeyNormal]

Cool, I've never seen the show from the beginning, I always seem to run into it during the "Executive transvestite" part. This is really great.

[joelikespie]

hes sooo immense

[HarukaSama125]

she's in for stealing.........hubcaps .. what a hellish crime!

[tuckmyster]

"As he tightens the chains, keeps them tight, as the man in the background says 'no more drugs for you mate, you can't afford any till Tuesday."

[ironchopsticks]

i went to alcatraz yesterday! lol the cable cars are for tourons.

[MCH1984]

I must remember to disguise myself as a wheel...top tip there!

[AJBa83]

Couldn't get this out of my head when I went to SF a few years back.

There's always a 'Jeff' in there somewhere.

[windweaker]

Hilarious...

Ducks! Cows! Cows who look weird!"

[chewwbear]

"The woman in red, she's in for stealing hubcaps! What a hellish crime!"

My favorite part. I love Eddie and Dress to Kill is my favorite show.

[renanlopez]

"Ahhh, the romans came here! They build buildings with things."

[Silnorda]

Random and funny. This is improvised, is it?

[windweaker]

Not quite I believe.. But more or less it seems yes :)

[Silnorda]

I guess he had a conept but no script.

"People holding onto bananas!" *giggle*

[regieeuronymous]

genious

[sattire]

i love Eddie!