The Chronicles of Chris-chan: I'm losin' my- I'm losing my serious here, lost it there.

[SupaMarioX]

"I regularly...Rarely do not check my voice mails."

[itslikeyea6]

Oh no... Hang in there buddy

[albee1000]

"In the recent video, where I mentioned that Heather was my ex-girlfriend, I did not mean that the way it sounded. I meant the term loosely in that she was a girl, and that she was a friend of mine."

That's very interesting, Chris. Typically you call female friends gal-pals, not girlfriends. Very interesting indeed.

[SteveeAlbino]

@albee1000 Another White Knight driven to insanity

[TwittSoup]

Time for a haircut bruh...

[ZeoTactics]

Chris Chan massacre: the next generation.

[thefirstdaveprime]

SHAME on you Mr. I. B. Anderson!! You should stop teasing Christian and trying to STEAL his fame and MONEY!! >:(

[DesuOperator]

Rainbow Dash in the background.

[fatsoyoshi]

@DesuOperator Chris's Rainbow Dash is suffering 20% more than any other Rainbow Dash.

[dispatchmodus]

wat

[weds9994]

tard

[SackTapMedia]

great job backpedalling dude totally believable, thats sarcasm btw, and the real name of his girlfriend is ms. right hand.

[ElectricWaddle]

@SackTapMedia No, his girlfriend is Rosie Palm, and he's fucking all five of her sisters, too.

[SackTapMedia]

@ElectricWaddle touche good sir... touce.

[memyselfdinges]

@ElectricWaddle I think he rather gets fucked by those five sisters.

[ElectricWaddle]

@memyselfdinges No way, Chris is too much of a pimp to get fucked.

[memyselfdinges]

@ElectricWaddle Just wait untill hes in jail.

[ElectricWaddle]

@memyselfdinges Haha, true, true...

[hollister307]

wow dude you H A V E no friends

[JohnMooreification]

'Ello!

[TheReturnOfGse9]

Should have been titled, ''I'm losin' my- I'm losing my hair here!''

[pochopaz7381]

I never wanted to ask this but: why do people watch a who apparently saw it comming whining in the internet about how mean there comments to him are? And why are they all green?

[pochopaz7381]

0:52 There just comments

[korynnleefx]

I regularly rarely do not check my voicemail also too

[dannyday58218195]

so come on then - does he actually have a mental illness or is he just a wierd nutter?

this is all very wierd - partly his own fault - but eveything on youtube and other random sites seems to know EVERYTHING about him!

his parents name his house inside and out its insane!

but does he have mental health problems or is he just wierd?

[RandomFilmsUK]

@dannyday58218195 im putting money on him being 10% retard and 40% rapist and 50% stalker and then a heavy topping of Fail

[NeoSquadillah]

I'm losin' my- I'm losing my... well we know it definitely isn't your virginity chrissy.

[DRCAM122]

Chris-Chan: Justice For Me, Myself, And I

[XxSeeDx]

Y U NO USE GAL-PAL

[videogamenostalgia]

I wonder if he knows he's going to die a very lonely and bitter fat man wearing a skirt and push-up bra?

[chimeracrusher]

whenever i see his face, my nazi-scientist conscience comes to life.

[IDeafpool]

the baldness. it's winning.

[englishhacksaw]

Woah, is it me or does Chris kinda look like Adam Kovik from Machinima? (kinda!)

[TonyBMan]

@englishhacksaw yeah, or Buffalo Bob from silence of the lambs lol

[TonyBMan]

I'M BEIN SUPER CEREAL HERE GAIS!!!!

[SoopySnoopy]

he looks so fucking stupid...

[TheKuroKaminari]

Did anyone else notice the My Little Pony figurine in the background? My guess is Chris-chan is now just your typical "brony".

[444Tazer]

@TheKuroKaminari Actually, Chis has been a brony for a while now. He's made My Little Pony figures of himself, and his fictional daughter/sister Crystal. I'll let you decide on what he used for hair for the manes...

[deviltetsuo555]

@TheKuroKaminari

he was a brony before that shit was "cool" you can see the figurines long before the latest verison of the show came out.

[RacinZilla007]

He's met Girls??? Oh wait no, those are 12 year old boys pretending to be girls to expose CWC as the pedo he is

[MrAbawmidabull]

THE LOLCOW IS BACK?!?!?!?!?!?!?! YESSSSS!!!!!

[Gxyz222]

Friends, FRIENDS? What friends? Christian, it's just you, in your clustered room, alone, with your crappy webcam....and your mother's wardrobe!

[yayTENTACLES]

10 dollars betting his "girlfriend" is a troll

[OfficialLeviJackson]

fag???

[nigsbeallikedamn]

SUCH A VICTIM

[xVDEaDShOTxV]

You fag you meant girlfriend. You lied about it cuz no one will date you. Just like how you blamed everyone for showing the girl the pictures that you drew of you doing her. If you don't want to face consequences, don't do it.

[N3vam0re]

I expected the rest of the title to be losing my virginity. But I know thats impossible.

[Gg66dolphin]

what kind of church would support Chris blackmailing and accusing someone of being a pedophile....great church

[analblazer666]

I thought it was Harry Partridge's job to get revenge on them dang dirty trolls.

[5282890]

the church? backing him up? well another reason to be atheist i guess...

[Curtis006]

Okay, she's an ex-gal-pal. I understand now, Chris.

[hypermetalsonic]

Chris has a new girlfriend??

Wouldn't happen to be a fellow "tomgirl"? ;)

[Brennsa]

"I regularly, rarely do not check my voicemails."

USE YOUR WORDS CHRISSY!

[stsaylor29]

no just still it still just 1 flag samantha six flag more fun

[Rautakello]

OH! She wasn't a girlfriend. She was just a gal-pal. That sure cleared it.

[rebody15]

Can't reveal her name yet because he hasn't thought of one yet.

[orangemaster711]

so when is this guy going to prison please i love to see him do videos in a 3 by 4 cell

[AniMerrill]

oho srs bsns. I can tell.

[FullMetalSatomi]

"Whose name I will not be revealing at this time..." (because she does not exist.) XD

[RubyMidna]

@FullMetalSatomi Hey, now! His hand does exist!

[maswellasm]

@FullMetalSatomi I actually would argue that she probably does exist, but she's no doubt some well-meaning sap (like the others) who's gotten sucked into the blackhole that is Chris' life and now, because she smiles at him or listens to him bitch longer than 2 seconds, he thinks it's appropriate to call her his girlfriend. Can we just take a moment to remember that Chris is only a few months shy of 30 years old?

[FullMetalSatomi]

@maswellasm True. I didn't think about it like that.

[TheJackwagon94]

Everybody else doesn't put their whole lives out on the internet. Why does he think they do? 

[DrKilgoreMan]

There's no way in hell his entire church cares about him, and I'm damn sure he doesn't have a girlfriend.

God damn Chris.

[EponymousKid]

Once again, I can't help but notice that Chris expects these people to do what he does: communicate exclusively through a series of youtube videos.

[EponymousKid]

That fucking title is brilliant. I know it's just something Chris said in the video, but it just so perfectly encapsulates how fucking retarded this guy is.

[3Gads]

Good ol' Chris. Thinking the internet is a serious place.

[Seb0astian]

girl+friend+chris .... does not compute?

[hypermetalsonic]

Is bob really dead?

[berbobloo]

@hypermetalsonic Nope

[KingCalaway]

@hypermetalsonic No.

[imhatepie]

lol new "girlfriend".

It begins anew.

[Yoshigodguy]

America's Favorite Asspie.

[DJBludLust]

girlfriend?

GIRLFRIEND???

GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL

FRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNND!?!?!?!­?!

[kirbyfan4]

@DJBludLust i dont know which is worse, he has a friend, or that shes a girl.

[metalgodaragona1986]

His hair looks so stupid

[CTR8008]

In the end Chris you'll still die alone on the street in front of a game store with a pushup bra on.

[symon500]

He's lost more than his seriousness.

Shame it wasn't some weight.

[MrMelonBread]

He uses AOL Mail

[tf2weekly]

Haha he says he almost never checks his voice mails. He only checks them when they are full which is ten. I get ten voice mails every other day. What a loser.

[zildjianx]

what's chris' aol name again?

[InvertedHorizon]

@wtmauser i see you misc

[casperHeyzeus]

chris we dont like you anymore. where is this tomgirl creature?

[Athils]

He's been very prolific lately hasn't he?

[yeagerspace]

A girl dumped him and wanted nothing to do with him?

Not surprised.

[Amurutimate]

@yeagerspace :O VAT A TWEEST!!!!!

[epoxy404]

"My church and entire congregation are behind me" ... imagine the horror of belonging to that church and finding out about chrissie's antics on the interwebz, let alone the stuff he must pull there IRL . I think that would be enough to prove god/jesus doesn't exist.

[mrslash11]

A NEW GAL PAL!!! The song ends, but the story goes on forever.

[Infradead]

I felt sad while Chris was away.

Now I feel sad because I felt sad because he was away.

Now I feel sad because it's fucking Chris.

[imelroy]

If he says that he has a girlfriend... does that mean this 'girlfriend' is a guy? I wouldn't be surprised.

[TheMilitantWalrus]

@imelroy No self respecting gay man would be caught dead with this asshole. Throw him back to the women-folk, we don't want him!

[jaceves84]

@TheMilitantWalrus LOL!

[DarkMatterCrow]

"I've lost it"

Damn fuckin' straight.

[6mokachino9]

chris is so full of shit when he said girlfriend he meant hanky panky lovey dovey duck sucking female.

[yayTENTACLES]

@6mokachino9 duck?

[Joeydizzle90]

@yayTENTACLES Chris uses the word "duck" instead of dick cuz he doesn't like sayin' it lol

[6mokachino9]

@yayTENTACLES yes duck noob

[posthumanfetus]

This dude gets a lot of girlfriends. He's such a pimp!

[DracoRincewind]

"**Normally, I would not mind a "Daria Morgandorfer" like "Wallflower", but after how COLD she was to me, and spooking me bad today, I would not want to have anything to do with her even if she did a COMPLETE emotional 180."

The description on the original video. Wonder what the Wallflower did to "spook him bad".

[ghettoprince187]

@DracoRincewind Probably, showed him some yaoi fan fiction and/or art haha.

[AntDude92]

Oh, thank god Chris cleared all the confusion. I wasn't able to sleep because of this.

[Joroshira]

"no description available"

Damn right.

[shinto29]

What a sad bastard.