Call of Duty Black Ops: Top 10 Greatest Freakout Reactions: Episode 31 by Anoj

[CaptainCyprus]

most of it is mw2

[AnthonyOlynyk]

#4 scared me

[Imacowmeow15]

Yo Mama like a lightswitch...even a 5 year old can turn her on

[8795SUPERMAN]

ive had better freak out reactions than this

[8795SUPERMAN]

yo moma so fat when i kill her on COD i get a 20 kill streak

[bizzaro11MC]

yo mama so fat she tried to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

[Aarond1309]

No7, steady aim mutch

[WordedDrake]

0:55 check out is classnames...

[Yoshipad101]

1.Goto Transcribe Auto

2.Laugh your ass(es) off

3.??????

[mrlubu2000]

Hey anoj why these are mw2 answer me

[CrimsonLucky11]

number 6 will never underestimate the m14 again

[fleth601]

3:26 LOL

[fleth601]

OOOOOO HE DIDI HI DAD

[TheEnjoiPanda21]

#10 his class setups are

scarypubes

sandybuttcheek

tacotesticles

dreadednipples

megaweewee

and mr.moneyballs

da fuck?

[TheDenizGK]

Monkey-Gasm xDDDDDDDD

[tentors100]

Kids going through puberty shouldnt play COD, they sound like monkeys getting their balls chopped off

[crysiszombie]

love how some of the vids are from mw2... on a black ops reaction vid...

[iiish075iii]

Xbox mics hahahahaaaaaaaa

[900yana]

that reaction number 4 is so very very bad loser

[windtokyo90]

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[OptimusJohn8a]

hahahahaha 3:56 the mom grounds him hahaha

[sota1130tigers]

2:26 troll voice??

[MRSWAG567]

Narrator: what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito. The mosquito stops sucking

[ImGamz]

Got plenty more but its WAYY to long writing, hope you like mine :)

[ImGamz]

Police Cheif: As a recruit, you'll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: CALL FOR BACKUP!!

[ImGamz]

What's the difference between a "Rooster" & a "Hooker" ?

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A "Rooster" says "Cocka-Doodle-Doo"

A "Hooker" says "Any Cock Will Do"

[ImGamz]

Man says to God: "Why did you make the woman so beautiul? " God says: "So you would love her. " Man Says to God: "But God, Why did you make her so dumb? " God says: " So she would love you. "

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(Im a boy xD)

[ImGamz]

A family was having dinner on Mothers day. For some reason, the mother was unusally quiet. Finally the husband asked what was wrong."Nothing" said the woman."Not buying it" he said. Then he asked again,"Seriously, what's wrong"? "Do you really want to know"?said the woman.The husband nodded.Well, I have cooked, cleaned & fed the kids for 15 years and on Mother's day, you can't even say thank you."Why should I?Not once in 15 years have I gotten a Father's day Gift".Yes, but I'm the real mother...

[ImGamz]

Another one,

A Teacher that was teaching Kindergardeners* and asked the kids what they were before they came to school. She was hoping that they would say babies, but she was disapointed when they all yelled ''HAPPY''!

[ImGamz]

Im to late but i still want to tell you guys this joke,

There were 4 black people in a car & they got into a car accident. All four of them died... Whats sad about that??

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There was room for a 5th one :P

[QuintonAdams3511]

I think im too late but....this is a racist joke and try not to be offended ..

So this black guy is just being cool riding his razor bike accross the border and a mexican says do you want to come to mexico with me so he gets in the back of the truck and obviously the cops stop the mexican from crossing so he can investigate the truck and so he opens the back of the turck the cop says "OMFG HES SMUGLING A BUNCH NIGGER EGGS" .....O_O

[kantnklaar]

Ease up on the Coke nerds

[Ultimag3]

@gokanaru....remember me!!!!???? : O

[joshdh95]

i worry for the guy at 2:14

[brady232229]

I got it hi dad

[Zephrix6000]

I loved this one :)

A small plane was overweight, losing altitude quickly. There was an Asian guy, African guy, and American guy. "We're overweight! Do you have anything that isn't important we can lose?" The asian guy takes a bag of rice and throws it off the plane. "We have enough of that in our country." The african man did the same with religious statues. "We have enough of those." Then the american guy took the mexican co-pilot and threw him off. "We have enough of those in our country!" xD

[Jaketherake101]

number 4 is soooooooo funny

[Sloo0ber]

-Oh he did it...Hi Dad XDD

[R3c0NxL0v3]

5th one sounds nasty if u close your eyes... X_X

[kettleresprit]

OK PEOPLE LISTEN UP - wanna lol REALLY hard? Press the CC button next to the 360p button and press transcribe audio and then ok - and then watch the video AND LAUGH EVEN MORE! :D:D:D

[SaurianGames]

hahahahhahahahahahah omg that was a funny experience :D

[RonoGraphics]

Lol my friend thought i was watching some hardcore chinese porn LOL

[AlwaysALemur]

holy shit!!!!!! i think in number 10 the random guy who says omg at the end a guy from my school holy fuckin shit

[Travelingmm]

lol half of these aren't even black ops....

[TheAldsf]

they all sound like sex, rape, and masterbation.

[cobrakillben]

how they play shit and they are happy. the British are the biggest of campers live. rallent but when they lose .. bad player. I never hesitate to evaluate

Look my files.. Never hide.. Campers = newbs.... French connections...lol

[johndogg11]

Wanna hear a joke? Black ops.

[Tollard100]

Q: what do you do when you see a space man? A: park in it

[mathieuscott50]

lol listen to number 5 with your eyes closed XD

[ZalmaiNaqibRahman]

I love the subtitles >P

[xXL3g1TXXsKillzZXx]

i bet most of these were fake they just wanted to be on youtube thumbs up if u agree

[haloperfectionist]

high five i hope...-_-

[quinstakill]

Roses are red violets are blue and idont know why I'm doing this

[PsychoMaTiic]

gets in trouble lolol

[Darkunicorn3]

"Hi Dad"

[KingUponMain]

cant imagine what these guys are gonna be like when they lose their virginity, sheesh

[Juiceboxx03]

WHO JUST WON THIS GAME BITCH?

YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH NOW?

LOL

[MasterChief7366]

Shoulda bien called top ten call of duty gazms

[gearjamminJOE]

lol half these boys need to get laid or hit puberty

[Sasuke10032]

LMFAO 3:46 MONKEY MATING CALL!

[kashotter]

Hyperventilating-Gasm LOOOOOOOOOOL

[sunyellowman]

in the first vid i completly cracked up when one of the said hi dad

[Shlankyman545]

I love how the guys at number 2 think they're so badass, even though they won cause of lucky spray sniping.

[themiddleman619]

anyone else turn the volume down so people dont think your watching gay porn?

[athf11]

1:21 sounds like a bunch of walruses are having an orgy.

[killerNC17]

symphony of Os lol

[larakai4]

VOLTORB SCREECH ATTACK!

[xxslayer55]

listen to 2:59 and close your eyes...enjoy

[EvilPlasticPlate]

Number one was the best lol

[Devilkryer]

half of these are fucking planned, bullshit

[smitty1937]

WATCH THE FULL VIDEO OF NUMBER 2 HERE:

/watch?v=sRDzxjDrW-M

[MrTylerH420]

lol i heard this one the other day, im pretty sure im too late for the contest but oh well :P

A group of people are on a small plane when the engine fails and the plane starts to fall, a young woman jumps up and strips naked. She looks around and says "Is there anyone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman one last time?" A man jumps from the back of the plane and runs to her, he immediately strips off his shirt and says "here iron this!"

[TheAfroCorporation]

@MrTylerH420 are you green texting outside of 4chan? Are you a fucking idiot?

[MrMooseman52]

Hi dad lol

[goodboyeman003]

gimme 1600 microsoft points please now.

[L3GITCHI3F]

Did anyone notice at the end it said Ep 33, then 24, then 35?

[BeastZombieGlitches]

Hi dad lool

[BrawnyLion]

Humans play BF3 and creatures play Black Ops while MW3 is not yet confirmed

[GeoSouvlakhs]

Ohhhhhhhhhh im jizzing everywhere hahahahahhahahahaha!

[Bigaljones1968]

w9ooooooo

[QLIMa1000]

" rolfocopter ! "

[xivanx7]

and #3 hahahaha "sorry sorry sorry" omg

[xivanx7]

wow #1 lololol i'd do the same rofl!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D::D

[Gamemaster7764]

most of them wer'nt even black ops!!!

[schoolfool111]

#1 was #1

[RSafect]

fuck me rhianna adverts every video FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUCK!

[RiverboyGaming]

#3 made me cry lol

[MadBlackGamer]

#8 is mw2

[CommandoNikomer]

What happened to "Call of Duty: Black Ops" in this top 10, eh? Lol!

[cancan460]

fuck! justin bieber advert

[shrizznap]

3:54 High FIve....i hope xD

[W4FFL3ZRUL3]

Im picking a scab :D

[wowsucksbad12]

L0L FAIL NONE OF THESE ARE BLACK OPS

[ihasalagswitch]

half of theses are recorded with potatos....

[999csb]

2:00 ITS MICKEY MOUSE lol

[Epiczz115]

Apparently I have bad reactions...

I got a collateral no-scope and all i said was "cool"

My friend just stared at me

[Edvin901]

close ur eyes and enjoy 1:50

[FreakinRican2121]

the subtitles are genius

[lutherxbox360]

2.05 as soon as he said that, a girl was putting white dressing in her mouth

[assalat3]

hi dad.

[XyTodd1]

Why is there mw2

[UberWarcraftPlayer]

how to keep a blonde under suspense put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in a corner

[TotalRaMpAgE981]

Sahreeee!

[nightshadow1998]

Dud anoj ur beast in mkin vids. I wanna be in ur vid but I hv to recorder. I'm 147-8 in qs record on ps3.(meaning I won 147 n lost 8) I got triple collat at jungle trick shot. N nuketown double collat throw wall. Those r beast. People call me the beast player on ps3. My k/d is 3.06(legit)... My cuzin is Gud to his k/d is 1.89(legit) our clan is (ENvY).. Anoj or readers reply @ SwaggaBoiiDaniel@yahoo.com for follow ups. Regester for a tryout in (ENvY). Only ps3 users required. Sorry xbox....

[iGoTxPs3]

@nightshadow1998 Kidd yur Trash ill slap u 1on1 in BLACK OPS Gunz 3.20 Broo GOML UP BTW THE LAST KILL WAS PLANED CUZ NO ONE SIT IN THERTE SPAWN 4 THAT LONG

[WCxDeluXe]

#7 sounds like a peddofile lol ouuuuh oouuuuhhh

[LaFlammeAzure]

Number 3 was awesome !

[TheBlancharizard]

Its Super Effective

[Grossgore117]

umm i seriously have to ask is that tard during 3:29-3:34 actually retarded? he also screams like mario shortly afterwards

[FuckyerLol]

number 7 was jerking off 

[sammy802ss]

wtf lol 8 is not black ops

[TheVessaharja]

@sammy802ss it was bonus maybehh

[Hemlocke3]

@sammy802ss he kinda put it in the vid that some aren't BO and are MW1 and 2

[joshyworld11]

0:45 - Someone's finger has just reached the g-spot of their asshole..

[FcoRdgz1]

did anyone check out the class names for the dude in the second vid??

Scary pubes/sandy buttcheek/ taco testicles/ dreaded nipples/ mega wee wee/ Mr. Money balls. WTF?

[LayneAW]

@FcoRdgz1 fricken nerd LOL

[TheDoubledd123]

@FcoRdgz1 its not in the 2nd vid..

[Jbrabazon1]

mw2?

[TheCUPcakesify]

Lol pause at 0:56

[722Moo]

lol monkey-gasm

[GetAudiofied]

Am i the only one that thinks the M14 kid sounds like Marge? :)

[killla4life2000]

@GetAudiofied i thought he sounded like the wicked witch of the west :P

[TTGtrickshot]

Haaaaaha

[HiMom1311]

0:56 pause and look at the class names

[ualo963]

@HiMom1311 mother of god

[boogie2989]

Most used words in all COD games: Fuck those camping ass noobs!

[thetimb0slice69]

thumbs up if you got the only commercial on here you will watch and its the premature perspiration!

[ilovecallofduty41]

OH MU GOD I AM JIZZING EVERYWHERE!!

[JanelaInfected]

OMG I am so GAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

[TinyEvilMaster]

OH MY GAWD ITS ME MARIO!

[MrSteelersking]

number 7 is modern warfare? haha or isnt it :D

[onatto11]

they're aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagasming...

[AverageChimps]

# 10 guy really has some cool name s for his classes

[Perfection1Epic]

Haha lol:)but i don't have any of the map packs

[dexterrunescape]

0:57 GUN CLASS NAMES LOL

[lamborghinijake]

@INeedParty

It's "orgasm" you virgin

[krobsy]

@3:26 no one else reacts

[superlegomoose]

heres a joke

womens rights :)

[INeedParty]

You should change the name to Top Ten Gamer Orgasims

[TheRavingPope]

Two sausages in a frying pan one says: Hoof its so hot in here"

The other one goes "Oh My God a talking sausage" 

lol thumbs up if you get it

[CAPTAINCLARKEY69]

Joke:: What do you call cheese that Ain't yours?? Nacho Cheese (Not Yo cheese)

[nmr2d21]

my favorite joke is wen ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz oo ta thats my joke

[metalheal060]

my name is alota alota what alota of vaginas LOL



[nmr2d21]

@metalheal060 shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[darkwassup]

i don't want this gay piece of shi- OOOOOOHHHHH MMMMMYYYY GOOOOOOOODDDD!

[MrShadowblade421]

hI DAD LOL

[MrJay159753]

1:48 to 2:15 sounds like him having sex for the first time

[truegamekillah]

4got the# 'hi dad' dad shouldve said im not ur daddy im ur grandpa

[chrisSushi876]

I love #3

[blakeyblake24]

That was the sickest tomohawk kill ever I wish I could've done that

[ExxZOTiiC12]

Yo momma has so much freckles she looks like a hamburger

[RoyalSwag28]

Yo mamma such like a mosquito she can't stop suckin........(my dick)

[PhR33sTuFpL0xx]

DOOOOD *high five*  lol :D

[jamboyz1]

your mama so fat when she jumped on a rainbow skittles came out

[bkcarney]

yea bitch and you think you're soo tough using a modded controller huh?

[MrMattodude]

"Why was Jesus supposedly born in Jerusalem and not Dublin? Because you can't find three wise men and a virgin in Dublin." :D

[SuperSnoer]

i bet the online gamer aaron could beat you

[wwelegendkilla10]

Hi dad

[MooreCookies]

How the fuck can guys scream that high?! I'm a chick and I can't even scream that high! :O

[Junkchinima]

I was gonna make a gay joke...butt fuck it!

[theholygreal]

on the first one his classes names are:

scary pubes

sandy buttcheeck

taco testicles

dreaded nipples

mega wee wee

mr moneyballs

LOL XD

[bradleymoc]

Hi dad

[KyleProductions75]

hi

[dray467]

1: I wasnt that drunk 2: dude you threw a tinnis ball at my lizard and yelled "GO CHARZARD"

[IisSoBLACK]

What series is it where people rage please reply

[xXbigkittyXxSRH]

my favorite joke.Frank:I am not drunk.bill:you spent 2 hours trying to drown my goldfish

[YanksCelticsPatsFan]

Pause at 0:56. Look at the class names

[CODWARRIOR135]

0:55 look what he named his classes

[I7USH]

When girls have sex with god, they scream CHUCK NORRIS!!