Everything Is Offensive

[DARKENEDBLUESKY]

Jews aren't a race...... I AM OFFENDED!

[TranslucentPlenum]

That's funny, because that's the same reason I said every single drug should be legal.

[vamp456kk]

Take a drink every single time he says offensive xD

[ScreamynDemon]

A Cthulhu for President shirt. Fuck yeah! :D

[peacemakerryan]

George Carlin opening.

[T662W379C]

@OnyxianHeart

What happened to him?

[OnyxianHeart]

I miss Cody :(

[wintervixen32]

Your existence is offensive to humanity.

[killa432546]

That fence is of-fence-ive.

[MiningAntics]

I'm offended and I find this offensive

[TheAragorn22]

why the hell do i have an advert for Scientology... here

[rodneys0909]

You are fucking HILARIOUS mate - 2 thumbs up :))

[Valorisblack]

I GET OFFENDED BY THE STUPIDITY OF MY SPECIES TOO! Wow... who knew?

[mincraft4real]

i'm /cool/ and i think obama as president is /offensive/

see what i did there?

[brennancrazy]

so.... how about that anti-twilight campaign?

[blogadorni]

Love the scientology advert on an atheist video.

[CakeSublime]

1:39 is he channeling Shatner?

[MurderousLlama]

@CakeSublime i think its george carlin

[CakeSublime]

@MurderousLlama Awesome!...I have no clue who that is :)

[MurderousLlama]

@CakeSublime i hope you're kidding O.o

[M1keOxlong69]

from 4:47 till the end all i thought of was how cool it wld be to be a squirrel

[TiffanyGleekOtakufan]

THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING YOUTUBE VID I HAVE EVER WATCHED!! I would vote for you if you ever wanted to be the next president. lol

[TheVideoGamer5x]

Yeah right on

[king195051]

squirrel 

[matthelion]

Offense: Take 1 fragile ego and .... well thats about all you need....

[Enuiofmoonglade]

TJ you gotta check out the comidian Steve Hughes, does a great bit about being offended.

[dicasetruqes4]

YES , IT IS A SQUIRREL

-.-

[AKArainkit]

I'm offensive and I find this fat.

[MikeFromAccounting]

The intro is poetic.

[almostincognito]

There's a fence in the background....i see what you did there.

[princeaizen]

I paused this video half way through because I noticed that it was posted on my Birthday and I want everyone to know that......This comment will offend someone.

[MachakaZukaka]

@princeaizen This video was posted 2 days after my birthday :O

[felixthecat231]

Jew is both a race and a religion. Judaism is the study of religion in which Jewish believe in. Jew is the race of people who live in Jerusalem, Israel which have much hate centered towards them being surrounded by many Muslim countries which believe the territory should be given to them since it was given to the Jewish under unfavorable circumstance that many believe should never have happened. (It was used as a apology for all the things many have done to the Jews all through out history.)

[rotflmaopmpqxyz]

I'm offensive and I find this white.

[dicasetruqes4]

4:50 cat run

[IdleEarthOfficial]

@dicasetruqes4 That would be a squirrel...

[morphias1008]

@dicasetruqes4 -.- it's a squirrel

[dicasetruqes4]

@morphias1008 I am a cat and i find this offensive

[BlackSpiderPro]

@dicasetruqes4 I think it's a squirrel... =p

[beckyone2]

@dicasetruqes4 *squirrel

[YTJoOnky]

@dicasetruqes4  its a squirrel :/

[LOLWORKED]

@dicasetruqes4 That was a squiwel on the fence.

[kuwaimaha]

@dicasetruqes4 Im pretty sure that was a squirrel.

[alextroch]

@dicasetruqes4 *squirrel 

[1984harlequin]

@dicasetruqes4 it was a squirrel

[TheAragorn22]

@dicasetruqes4 i think its a squirrel

[Freistaat1918]

@dicasetruqes4 That's a squirrel.

[KenagDCSW]

@dicasetruqes4 ...squirrel(FTW)...

[CharlesOberonn]

Jews mention twice. We're as twice as offended as everyone else.

[thecallan008]

this video offends me

[mef1975]

I love this guy, he upholds freedom as most important. My kind of people.

[oyasek]

sweet

[pccalhoun]

4:49 SQUIRREL!!!

[Schm0ker]

Kind of offensive that you mentioned Jews twice...

[legendofJupp]

I'm offended that you call jews a race. it's a religion. hitler called jews a "lower race" (just joking but really you shouldn't call jews a race. sry for my bad english I'm foreign)

[Slazors]

4:49

Squirrel. 

[SteelDragon425]

i wonder what woud happen if the amazing athiest was president...

[neoman121]

@SteelDragon425 I think that it would be an awesome idea if I can keep my belief in God without being judged, I think he would be a very good president as long as he kept the freedom of choice for everyone! I'm sure he would, even tho he disagrees, those are the kind of people who should be role models, the ones who can disagree and hate what someone says or beliefs, but still not judge them and allow them the freedom of choice if there not hurting anyone, or if they are it's just themselves.

[stehmer3]

@SteelDragon425 A better world

[MaherLeary]

@SteelDragon425 I'd rather have grapplingignorance as president, but that is just me.

[LichQueenKathie]

@SteelDragon425 Well that would probably rip a hole in the spacetime continuum Billy.

[MegaWatcherofvideos]

@SteelDragon425 the world would be a better and more reasonable place

[monsterSK2]

@SteelDragon425 The USA would be fixed :D

[TheSarnaran]

@SteelDragon425 BEST. COUNTRY. EVER. FULL STOP.

[Tythegamer658]

@SteelDragon425 women would be slaves

[rodrigobr92]

@SteelDragon425 Great things and real freedom for everyone in your country. Also more cursing =D

[TheZickoPuppets]

@SteelDragon425 Wouldn't it be hard to give nuclear launch codes to a high school drop-out :D

[kazmanli]

4:50 SQUIRRELLLLLLL!!!!!

[OneJewToRuleThemAll]

WTF? I tried the sex slave link. I guess he wasn't kidding when he said you need to be a girl... And at least a 6...

[GoldenChantarelle]

Amazingly Agile American Tree Mammal runned in the background at 4:50

Did you saw it a very peculiar tree mammal, so pretty oh and maybe edible for bbq?

Thank you for the lecture and for the very special animal!

[moorg745]

Offensive doesn't even sound like a word anymore.

[12Leviathans]

You have another subscriber, sir!

[misanthropikbunny]

5:46 ape lamp

[chimneyface]

I THIS VIDEO HIGHLY OFFENSIVE

[Finstahy]

"It's now very common to hear people say 'I'm rather offended by that,' as if that gives them certain rights; it's actually nothing more... It's simply a whine. It's no more than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning, it has no purpose, it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. I'm offended by that.' Well so fucking what?"

~Stephen Fry

[Code221091]

4:51

A random squirrel has appeared!

[lambovsatan225]

Lol.. I love the Cthulhu T-shirt.

[WalterLiddy]

lol - happy ending at the Asian massage parlor.

[MuffintopWarrior]

Trisexual? How the fuck does that even work?

[RangreyPresentz]

@MuffintopWarrior trisexual is a joke meaning you try anything

[MuffintopWarrior]

@RangreyPresentz Dang, I was imagining a mysterious third gender.

[MrInvisableNinja]

any1 else notice the squirl run past on the fence at 4.50 ??

[RANDOMH3RO666]

lol you should publish the first 1:22 seconds of this video as a poem :)

[alex2410]

I'm offensive, and I'm offended by this offensive video.

[meemememeemee]

LOL I love you

[spazADHD99]

Hd awesome

[IzzyBoy2012]

Damn gingers

[davis28vv]

i like the squirrel at 4:50

[jew123jew]

Will you be offended if I point out that your beard is shedding?

[RiseOfScars]

What's a biggot?

[ChuckTheDegenerate]

Oh and shameless self advertising ---check out my channel if you want some offensive Hip Hop, haha.

[ChuckTheDegenerate]

This guy knows what's up. Very aware dude.

[savingprivaterienne]

Hey! You said "Jews" twice at the beginning of the video, implying that Jews are easier to offend.

That, dear sir, is VERY offensive....

[Fobber92]

fuck man.. your blowing my mind :) cheers from Australia

[SonofRa47]

id support you to take down twilight!

[liliuedson]

MAN!!!!! genius. Here in Brazil we have the same problem. If I you disagree, you have to ban ... and like you said, this is not the way. Congratulations for the video! Oh, I do not speak English very well, I used Google translator, then, if you do not notice mistakes right? hugs

[greatslyfer]

You sir, are a hero.

[hampsterMSR]

This offended me :)

[MrOlsson55]

4:48 EN EKORRE SPRAN FÖRBI!

[TheLeadster]

In April 2011 on the Isle of Wight (U.K.) a karaoke singer was arrested for singing Kung Foo Fighting. It seems 2 Chinese people WALKING PAST the venue were offended by the song. They were OFFENDED, and so the singer was arrested. Google it if you think I am making this up.

The United Kingdom is doomed.

[29Hazard]

I'm offended by squirrel cuz it doesn't show up on the fence. That hurts my feelings.

[juanito3210]

so there is not such thing as the right to be offended? for example where does gay behavior becomes offensive? or straight behavior offensive? the fact that being offended is worth nothing is the foundation of overly politically correctness.

(English not 1st lenguage, sorry)

[fabaum22]

Mosquitos and squirrels are simply more interesting for you lot than TJ is, are they not?

Go figure...

[danceisfun43]

Omnisexual!Fuck yeah!

[z2thaanko]

4:51 Squirrel!!!!

[BlueRise85]

4:52 SQUIRREL

[Rowsol84]

This is very George Carlin

[VYxFrost]

the Scientology ad at the start of the video offended me XD Thick Skin and Big Middle Fingers for LIFE! wooo!

[lessavyfav1]

i can def tell you have a lot of inspiration from george carlin. which makes you fucking awesome.

[DjJtown]

This is Freedom of Speech. Fuck being politically correct. Speak your mind, just don't bust someone in the face.

[epicdista]

haha ads about jesus christ under the video LOL

[haxbox7]

Offended?

Go to

encyclopediadramatica(dot)ch/o­ffended

[tDeathwingr]

Gud said man.

[ParadoxPerspective]

I wish George Carlin lived to see the next generation take on his work....

[xTheBeserkerx]

@ParadoxPerspective George Carlin would want to do a collab with TJ :P

[IseeRightThrough2you]

We need to put a ban on banning things.

[bushyboi2k9]

Im never offended :P

[pedro3drt]

265 people were offended

[keixayaka]

I was offended. XDD

This was a revelation..:)))

[Thelumpycamel]

nice shirt

[Caektiems]

I just wanted to say how true this is, that I wanted to thank you for making this video and that I will continue to live by this notion.

Everyone has the right to be offended, as long as they're not forcing other people to make them stop being offended, because that is impossible.

[Longbonee]

4:50 for EPIC CAT IN THE BACKGROUND!

[RadicalEdward2]

@Longbonee That's a squirrel :/

[majav15mg]

@Longbonee It's called a squirrel =)

[MrHeslopian]

@Longbonee That's a squirrel.

[VideoGamerHD]

@MrHeslopian idiot... it's obviously a dog!

[AtilaTheBorges]

I was the whole video thinking what omnissexual means.

[XTheOverseer]

i've learned that declaring anything as "offensive" or "unacceptable" in terms of speech is stupid. all it leads to is the attempt to inhibit the first amendment which i m against over all. it's like what patrick henry said, "i may not support what you are saying but i will fight to the death for your right to say it."

[rob1993zombie]

Woah...did you just say...take it or leave it... lol

[gklcgr]

LOL! scientology advs under amazing atheist

[Absortus]

So offensive

[Absortus]

squirrel :O

[713Neezy]

Satanist Morals right there.

[ricardofrancelin]

hahahahahahaha Very nice !

I am offensive

[leobanhos]

Man, All your videos are awesome. I don't Speak english very well to traslate. But sometimes, when I see your videos. I want to make a team to traslate to my language. Do you mind, if I do someday?

[ajrloss]

I'VE SAW A SQUIRREL!!

[Plasticplas1]

How much to buy Cody?

[TheAmity9]

got an add for Scientology from this video. LOLOLOL

[AleksandarDaGr8]

4:50 squirrel lol

[AleksandarDaGr8]

Cthulhu 2008 lol

[MrRasielmorte2005]

you're the man, congrats from Brasil!!!

[fabaum22]

@MrRasielmorte2005 Brasil leva Z em Inglês!

[MrRasielmorte2005]

@fabaum22 tô ofendido...

[MrRasielmorte2005]

@fabaum22 tô ofendido...

[fabaum22]

@MrRasielmorte2005 Há, espertinho!

[MrRasielmorte2005]

@fabaum22 hehe, se o comentário anterior seu foi sobre o "congrats" que eu usei, eu vi comentários de pessoas de língua inglesa usando isso, deve ser tipo "bro" quando querem dizer "brother"...

[fabaum22]

@MrRasielmorte2005 ? Congrats é um jeito informal de dizer 'congratulations!

Eu me referia a você escrever Brasil com S enquanto a falar em Inglês.

[MrRasielmorte2005]

@fabaum22 Só isso? você é um cara mau.... hehe

[fabaum22]

@MrRasielmorte2005 Hahaha, eu sou do tempo que Mertiolate ardia.

[MrRasielmorte2005]

@fabaum22 hahaha, eu me lembro de quando descobriram que mertiolate não surtia o efeito que afirmavam, e dos tempos que eu passava naquele ralado bonito de queda de bicicleta e vibrava: MORRAM GERMES MALDITOS, MUAHAHAHAHA.

[sfribeiro03]

o/

[Simonetto007]

Offensive *****Offensive*******Offensive­**** Lol

[fernandor2005]

I like your beard.

[ErastPietrowicz]

The introduction to this video was very Carlin-esque.

[RequiemFear]

@ErastPietrowicz Considering the TJ has said on several occasions that he loves Carlin, you can safely assume that he was trying to go for a Carlin type intro.

[azur0x]

4:51 u go squirrel

[lucasnovaes14]

@azur0x Squirrel is offensive.

[azur0x]

@lucasnovaes14 your name is offensive

[lenickramone]

TheAmazingAtheist how do you record your videos? They are just.... AWESOME!!!!!!!!! could you answer what camera and mic do you use?

[hottse]

Wait, what? Tri-sexuals?

[TheNicholasBrothers]

Squirrel!

[shinokiba]

How do you get a nun pregnant? You dress her up like a choir boy. No offense.

[HypnoticHarmonys]

4:50 squirrel in the background...

[terrancelueckgen]

love the squirrel on the fence, but it offends me

[MrTommiTomsen]

4:50 - SQUIRREL!!!

[threewing]

Actually, the barking dog WAS offensive, you infidel...

[Markio123123]

Humans will never agree to disagree man, the human race is way to stubborn to find a solution to such arrogance.

[themodmancarl]

read ferenhieght 451 by ray bradbury, its very related and good but you have to be strongly against censorship to enjoy it truley

[shabido1]

This fat lazy bastard offended me!

I couldn't agree with him more actually. We have this idea that causing unwanted emotions or feelings is criminal. It can be offensive, rude, ignorant, and even a complete lie, but what bothers us is actually us and not them. The offender has insecurities, and the offended has insecurities, so let's understand our insecurities and not punish humans for being human.

[Traumaqueenamy]

@shabido1 Right on! Couldn't have said it better myself!

[shabido1]

@Traumaqueenamy TY. It isn't easy, but honing up to something that affects you is extremely beneficial. The offender may not do so, and may run around being a dillhole their entire life, but that's there problem not yours.